FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Mitsunari]

Femalegoodra, I'll make you a deal. If you stop insulting male Goodras and stop reblogging people with male Goodras just to insult them, if you can talk about how you think Goodras should be all female without being a jerk or demeaning people that disagree, I will not only close the parody tumblr, but I'll stop posting in this thread as will.

Seconded. If you stop pushing your opinions onto other people, playing the victim and sperging over something you're not even right about, I'll simply have no reason to laugh at you, and I'll just ignore this thread from then on.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

FemaleGoodra please get help immediately there are hotlines to call to talk about your troubles, people will listen to you if you need to vent.

Do not take your own life over something so insignificant, you can move on and you can live without Goodra as your crutch.
We may have been hard on you in the beginning and still hard on you now but we truly DO NOT want you to harm yourself.

Please call a suicide hotline.
Please seek help and please step away from your keyboard and lay down for a bit and calm yourself... clear your head and don't do anything irrational.

We may think you are a troll at times and we may have found your endless ranting about a pokemon's gender somewhat funny, but trust me the last thing we want is for you to hurt yourself.

It may sound really really weird coming from a kiwi but we care enough about you to not want to see you die.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Alright, I missed the big bombshell here, but let me go ahead and make comment.

FemaleGoodra, I hope you do seek professional help. If you can learn to be sensible about your love for female Goodra and not lash out at people who disagree with you when you're very clearly in the wrong I will also vanish from this thread. If you can learn having a preference doesn't make your views fact, I will go and never make ridicule of you again.

We don't aim to make people hurt themselves, but to help them see their wrongdoings and improve as individuals. Hopefully you'll either keep away from us and Tumblr for good or come back a more rational, well-rounded person.

Whatever happens, I do hope you receive the assistance you need to move forward in life and finally let go of this Goodra-based crutch.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

Honestly, if they want to be this attached to a Pokemon's gender, that's fine. Its the whole "attack, insult and demean anyone who has male Goodra" that keeps me coming here. Talking about killing a person just because they use a male Goodra on their team, or going into extreme detail about how you mutilate and torture a someone's fanart character because theyre a male Goodra is taking it way too far.

If you're insulting, demeaning, and an asshole to people over something, you have to expect that some people will start insulting you back. You don't get a free pass because "its the internet".

Femalegoodra, I'll make you a deal. If you stop insulting male Goodras and stop reblogging people with male Goodras just to insult them, if you can talk about how you think Goodras should be all female without being a jerk or demeaning people that disagree, I will not only close the parody tumblr, but I'll stop posting in this thread as will.

If screen capping this makes you uncomfortable FemaleGoodra i can stop, i just wanted to say that I am very proud of you for stepping up and helping yourself.

We aren't trolls though... we just want to see you get better.

 

[Meowthkip]

If screen capping this makes you uncomfortable FemaleGoodra i can stop, i just wanted to say that I am very proud of you for stepping up and helping yourself.

We aren't trolls though... we just want to see you get better.

Jesus Christ, I didn't think he was actually going to threaten suicide.

I'm glad he's getting help, though. He's obviously needed it for a while.

 

[Adamska]

If screen capping this makes you uncomfortable FemaleGoodra i can stop, i just wanted to say that I am very proud of you for stepping up and helping yourself.

We aren't trolls though... we just want to see you get better.

Agreed. For all the shit I've said on the matter and all the times I've ribbed at you, this is something that I'm glad you're doing. Having a life be dominated by something so totally isn't healthy, and it just hurts until you get help.

I'll keep a watch on this thread for news, but I'm dropping what I've been doing for your sake.

 

[Ido]

I wasn't able to breed another shiny Goomy (think I jinxed myself) and since I was breeding males in spite I feel that under the circumstances I feel it'd be for the best if I stopped. Slugger, I hope you're really getting the help you need, and I wish you the best of luck if I don't hear from you.

The three I have are claimed by @malegoodra @Pandas Galore and @Cosmos so message me for them.

 

[Cosmos]

So I actually have discovered/confirmed something about Sluggy.

If you remember, he bragged about how the Goomy Damono promotion only offered the hoodie and slippers in women sizes. Shortly after, someone sent him the link to the site he mentioned and pointed out that it was offered in both young adult and women's sizes.

Goo Boy responded as you'd expect him to.
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Standard Slugfucker stuff, right? Not exactly.

See, the thing about submissions is that on his blog, it won't show you who it was that submitted it to him.

However, while searching the tag "female goodra" on tumblr(just to see if anyone had mentioned him being an ass) I came across said post, and it showed just who exactly submitted it to him.

Take a look....

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He submitted it to himself.

This pretty much all but confirms that "femalegoodra" is indeed a tryhard troll, acting like a sperg "for the lulz", as he's so fond of saying. Now while this doesn't change all that much, as we've already said multiple times that he's still a sperg for putting on this kind of act, we can at least take solace in the knowledge that he's not actually as delusional as he acted.

@Cosmos and @fishercat , hopefully this will help you fell better about his "obsession" with you, since it shows it was his attmept to "troll" you.

I'm going to post this on the feemalegoodra blog as well, just so everyone knows his game.

I hate to rain all over everyone's parade, but as a four-year veteran of Tumblr *pauses for war flashbacks* I have to say that there's still a chance that this is legitimate and that slugfucker hasn't actually been submitting stuff to himself.

You see, Tumblr's system is notoriously shitty and submissions are no exception. If someone submits something anonymously (meaning, there is no Tumblr blog attached), occassionally it will appear as though the blog has submitted the post to itself. For example, a post anonymously submitted to a blog named kiwifarms420 may appear as "kiwifarms420 submitted to kiwifarms420" even though this isn't true. Again, blame it on Tumblr's shitty system.

I'm not saying that this is or isn't what happened in slugfucker's case, it's just something we should keep in mind before jumping to conclusions.

 

[Anonman2]

I'm the guy who sent the IP logger. It was a tip from an anonymous individual.
As much as I hate you for spamming the same boring shit everyday, I actually like it since it's one of the few fun threads which the hotpocketeers can't get rid of.
Anyways, As much as I doubt you being female I had suspicions of you being American due to the steadfastness of how you held that "goodra should be female only" ideal for over a year despite the constant insults,trolling and ban hammering (not that a bong like me would understand since I would have moved on from a month of that torture) as well as scanning the "useless strayan IP" for a few minutes which lead me to various American networks. I know which state you are in but I will not share it since no body deserves to be doxed for expressing themselves, it only discourages free speech through the tyranny of fear.
Take care of yourself and keep working. Goodra will never get the gender ratio retcon you desire but whatever gender preference it holds as well as the terrible RNG should be adequate for you.
Have a nice day and I am done with the kiwifarms. I never wanted to troll you, I just wanted some kind of discussion since it's banned everywhere.
See you on /vp/ or /v/
-Anonman2.

 

[Strelok]

I'm the guy who sent the IP logger. It was a tip from an anonymous individual.
As much as I hate you for spamming the same boring shit everyday, I actually like it since it's one of the few fun threads which the hotpocketeers can't get rid of.
Anyways, As much as I doubt you being female I had suspicions of you being American due to the steadfastness of how you held that "goodra should be female only" ideal for over a year despite the constant insults,trolling and ban hammering (not that a bong like me would understand since I would have moved on from a month of that torture) as well as scanning the "useless strayan IP" for a few minutes which lead me to various American networks. I know which state you are in but I will not share it since no body deserves to be doxed for expressing themselves, it only discourages free speech through the tyranny of fear.
Take care of yourself and keep working. Goodra will never get the gender ratio retcon you desire but whatever gender preference it holds as well as the terrible RNG should be adequate for you.
Have a nice day and I am done with the kiwifarms. I never wanted to troll you, I just wanted some kind of discussion since it's banned everywhere.
See you on /vp/ or /v/
-Anonman2.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[Cubanodun]

Sorry but I will remain doubtful about him, the suicide card is always used by lolcows to get pity points or to get people to stop talking about them, I still remember the case of Jolene Jrida

But if it was true I'm happy for him now he can do something more productive that fight a losing battle for the gender of a fictional dragon

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm inclined to believe the suicide thing because the more it went on, the more clear it became to me that we are dealing with a very mentally ill person. It very well may be a cry for attention, but they've spent so much money ban evading on /vp/ that I'm sure somewhere deep inside they are dead serious about their belielfs. I don't like taking chances when people like this claim they want to die, it's not like when Vade or Connor does it where they're fishing for pity points.

 

[Bork Laser]

Come on you spergs. We went through this with Vade. "Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately." If he wants to really kill himself over a fucking pokemon let him. We aren't therapists and your just giving him the asspats he wants.

 

[Null]

Goodra: Do it.

Everyone else: Shut up and watch.

 

[CatParty]

Femalegoodra is feg

 

[Stratomsk]

Come on you spergs. We went through this with Vade. "Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately." If he wants to really kill himself over a fucking pokemon let him. We aren't therapists and your just giving him the asspats he wants.

Simply encouraging femalegoodra to get help that he has claimed he will reach out for considering he admitted that his obsession has made him depressed is not what I would consider White Knighting, nor do I consider it to be a breach of the rules. I don't see encouragement being analogous with "defend" or "protect". It is the expression of a hope that he will outgrow his obsession and learn from his mistakes. Your Mileage May Vary, but when I think of White Knighting I think of someone helping or defending an individual not from any problems they might have, but from criticism of any kind. The cwcki's definition of a White Knight is "someone who goes on the internet to help or defend someone else against other people, out of pity, compassion or ulterior motives." The key phrase being : "against other people."
TvTropes definition of White Knighting is "any attempt to protect or defend a third party on the internet from another's attacks, like a Knight in Shining Armor on his White Stallion rushing up to protect the innocent." The common theme I see in these definitions at least is that in order to be a white knight, you must protect or defend an individual for whatever motives from other people.

Or I'm just flat out wrong and White Knight can refer to good people that genuinely try to help someone out of compassion on the internet and simultaneously mean someone that defends or protects someone from those that may criticize or speak negatively about them.

If this is the case, then its a catch-all term that effectively means different things in different situations and is misleading as a direct result. The generally negative stigma that is associated with the term implies it can only be negative, something that is simply not true if the term does in fact mean different things depending on the situation. This can be really fucking confusing.

Regardless, If he says he'll get better with his depression, then I say wait and see if he keeps his word. If not, then any attempt of anyone to justify his bullshit and/or criticize dissenting opinions would be doing what I personally consider to be White Knighting. I want to believe that this isn't the same situation as Vade, even if the cynic in me says otherwise.

 

[meatslab]

This whole situation is really fucking surreal.

 

[Bork Laser]

Simply encouraging femalegoodra to get help that he has claimed he will reach out for considering he admitted that his obsession has made him depressed is not what I would consider White Knighting, nor do I consider it to be a breach of the rules. I don't see encouragement being analogous with "defend" or "protect". It is the expression of a hope that he will outgrow his obsession and learn from his mistakes. Your Mileage May Vary, but when I think of White Knighting I think of someone helping or defending an individual not from any problems they might have, but from criticism of any kind. The cwcki's definition of a White Knight is "someone who goes on the internet to help or defend someone else against other people, out of pity, compassion or ulterior motives." The key phrase being : "against other people."
TvTropes definition of White Knighting is "any attempt to protect or defend a third party on the internet from another's attacks, like a Knight in Shining Armor on his White Stallion rushing up to protect the innocent." The common theme I see in these definitions at least is that in order to be a white knight, you must protect or defend an individual for whatever motives from other people.

Or I'm just flat out wrong and White Knight can refer to good people that genuinely try to help someone out of compassion on the internet and simultaneously mean someone that defends or protects someone from those that may criticize or speak negatively about them.

If this is the case, then its a catch-all term that effectively means different things in different situations and is misleading as a direct result. The generally negative stigma that is associated with the term implies it can only be negative, something that is simply not true if the term does in fact mean different things depending on the situation. This can be really fucking confusing.

Regardless, If he says he'll get better with his depression, then I say wait and see if he keeps his word. If not, then any attempt of anyone to justify his bullshit and/or criticize dissenting opinions would be doing what I personally consider to be White Knighting. I want to believe that this isn't the same situation as Vade, even if the cynic in me says otherwise.

Cows admit they have problems all the time. Chris has done it, Jay has done it and I'm sure countless other have done it. But soon after that they go back to being the same as before. That's what makes cows, inability to change. I have now doubt in a week he'll go back to sperging about pokemon and pleasuring himself with old Nickelodeon Gak.

To everyone sit and here and say "OMG I'M SORRYS. I WAS ONLY KIDDING" is only going to vaildiate him and let him know when the pressure is on he has that to fall back on. Stop being such spergs guys. We've seen this countless times before and you know how many Cows we had kill themselves? The answer is zero.

 

[Null]

I'm going to start thread banning people for this bullshit.

Every time some tumblr snowflake cries foul and pulls the suicide card you idiots topple over. It's a game. You've lost.

You want to help? PM him. Don't make this place your mental health therapy group. Nobody here cares. Make a social group if you're inclined.

 

[meatslab]

Yeah, if someone seriously kills themselves over a fictional, greasy dragon then they had way more problems than a few people making fun of them on the internet.