FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

  • Total voters
    717
Quite frankly, before this whole debacle started, I didn't care all that much about Goodra or its gender, and all slubgoy has managed to do is make it something I can no longer take seriously because I will be reminded of him and how he'll take something out of context to make it seem like that person agrees with you.
 
I said troll or legitimately mentally handicapped; you can pick and choose whichever you want to believe I called you, but as of now it's either-or, not one confirmed thing.

I agree with that, sometimes I have mixed feelings about him. I know he seems too spergy to be true and sometimes when I read his posts I'm like "no way, bro", but then again, most of us came here following Chris-chan, who went on a crusade to boycott Sega over the color of Sonic's arms, completely unironically. He could still be a troll trying to imitate Chris but if he is, then I don't see the point. Why make a complete fool of yourself on the internet to entertain us? He can't be having fun with this, I don't think this is the same as Deagle Nation and all that jazz (which I didn't follow but seemed pretty fucking amazing). This guy is just a sperg. If he's faking it, then he's doing a piss poor job and he needs to try harder.

Still, why would he fake it? For attention? From us? You have to be really exceptional to want to bring attention to yourself from a forum like this. That, or you must really, really love us! <3
 
Slugfucker said:
I wonder why they continue to respond to me if they think I’m a “troll”. It’s bloody downright ridiculous.
Because you are weird in a way that is interesting, from a purely psychological/rubbernecking a car crash standpoint.
We see two possibilities, and both are intriguing:
  1. This is a Ruse == You are a Jan Rankowski style performance artist. Your act is a mean-spirited deconstruction of decadent tumblr excess, and is therefore worthy of comment.
  2. This is for real == You are a Chrs-Chn-esque clown act. Your behavior needs to be monitored for the safety of the community, and is odd enough to be worthy of comment.
If there is a third possibility, we don't know what it is. Please offer one.
Slugfucker said:
Still, I’m not a troll (Even though they will deny this because they apparently tell me what to do, and who I am....
No, they aren't "telling you what to do" (except for the ones who insist you consult a therapist); they comment on what you HAVE DONE and what you HAVE SAID and try to force it to make sense, at least to themselves. Because what you do and say makes no sense. It is not "eccentric" or "wacky". It is disturbing and irrational.
Think for a moment about Charles Manson. He has been locked up since the early 1970s. He has no real impact on society because he isn't allowed free access to it. But people are still interested in him, because those rare moments when he is allowed to speak are unintentional comedy gold.

Slugfucker said:
...They control me like an RC Car.).
No. They don't control you. It is you failing to control yourself.
Your instincts are broken. You are behaving erratically because you are reacting to internal stimuli that are counter to your well-being.
Your feelings of helplessness are because you know that these aberrant ideas are controlling you against your will and better judgement.
We aren't causing those aberrant ideas. We are merely talking amongst ourselves about them, and you are eavesdropping.

Slugfucker said:
I fully understand how autistic this all is, but it’s true along with Goodra being preferred as a female, and being biologically female only.
If you are genuinely seeing a Goodra for reals, then THAT is what is controlling you.
That hallucination is not your friend, it is your prison warden.
The sooner you break free of its influence the better.

Slugfucker said:
They won’t realize this at all because troll, autism and lulz. Well, not all of them.
Fishercat, Cosmos, Darkie, Wlinkfriend, Hawker....
Who, Who and Who?

Slugfucker said:
....and some other person that I forgot about. These six are fine by my standards, and are the only ones not trying to troll because they know the facts.
What facts?
Also, we aren't trolling.
We aren't allowed to troll here.
Active (or even passive) trolling will get any of us kicked and permabanned. Its the 'chantards at /cow/ that do the lolcow trolling. We just watch and document.
Never forget: We aren't the bomb-throwing terrorists....we are the journalists.
 
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I agree with that, sometimes I have mixed feelings about him. I know he seems too spergy to be true and sometimes when I read his posts I'm like "no way, bro", but then again, most of us came here following Chris-chan, who went on a crusade to boycott Sega over the color of Sonic's arms, completely unironically. He could still be a troll trying to imitate Chris but if he is, then I don't see the point. Why make a complete fool of yourself on the internet to entertain us? He can't be having fun with this, I don't think this is the same as Deagle Nation and all that jazz (which I didn't follow but seemed pretty fucking amazing). This guy is just a sperg. If he's faking it, then he's doing a piss poor job and he needs to try harder.

Still, why would he fake it? For attention? From us? You have to be really exceptional to want to bring attention to yourself from a forum like this. That, or you must really, really love us! <3

And again, even if slugfucker is a troll (which is very unlikely), I'd like to point out the difference between a trolls like Jace Connors and (hypothetically) slugfucker. Jan and the rest of the Deagle Nation were obviously having a fantastic time throughout the whole thing. Jan didn't give a fuck if people thought he was real or not, he was just doing it because it was fun and it greatly improved his acting skills. The livestreams with Jan, Tyce, and Gail revealed that they are extremely laid-back, friendly, cool people who are much less concerned with "LOL I TROLLED U" and more about just having a good time and providing entertainment to other people in the process. Even though Jan and the others did buy props to help them continue the charade, I remember Jan saying that they didn't spend that much money (comparatively at least) and a lot of the props were bought with donations.

However, even if slugfucker is a troll, that doesn't change the fact that he's spent literally thousands of dollars to maintain his shitposting on /vp/. And for what, exactly? The reactions Jace got were fucking gold (Brianna Wu, anyone?). All slugfucker gets is bemused surprise, exasperation, and outright hostility. People getting annoyed with you and asking you to stop being such a gigantic moron when you literally will not stop spamming the same shit a billion times a month isn't an overreaction (again, like Brianna), it's pretty much the only sane response there is. In other words, there's nothing valuable or even entertaining about what slugfucker's doing, he's just making people justifiably pissed off.
 
And again, even if slugfucker is a troll (which is very unlikely), I'd like to point out the difference between a trolls like Jace Connors and (hypothetically) slugfucker. Jan and the rest of the Deagle Nation were obviously having a fantastic time throughout the whole thing. Jan didn't give a fuck if people thought he was real or not, he was just doing it because it was fun and it greatly improved his acting skills. The livestreams with Jan, Tyce, and Gail revealed that they are extremely laid-back, friendly, cool people who are much less concerned with "LOL I TROLLED U" and more about just having a good time and providing entertainment to other people in the process. Even though Jan and the others did buy props to help them continue the charade, I remember Jan saying that they didn't spend that much money (comparatively at least) and a lot of the props were bought with donations.

However, even if slugfucker is a troll, that doesn't change the fact that he's spent literally thousands of dollars to maintain his shitposting on /vp/. And for what, exactly? The reactions Jace got were fucking gold (Brianna Wu, anyone?). All slugfucker gets is bemused surprise, exasperation, and outright hostility. People getting annoyed with you and asking you to stop being such a gigantic moron when you literally will not stop spamming the same shit a billion times a month isn't an overreaction (again, like Brianna), it's pretty much the only sane response there is. In other words, there's nothing valuable or even entertaining about what slugfucker's doing, he's just making people justifiably pissed off.

Absolutely. Being a troll and being a lolcow aren't separate things. Had Jan said he was trolling us, then turned around and kept acting like Jace, he'd still have been a lolcow regardless of the rusiness of his cruise. Jan, however, turned out to be a really intelligent, good guy. He was able to laugh at himself, and didn't have that lolcow arrogance.

It doesn't matter whether Slugfetish is or is not a troll, because his inability to laugh at himself and his innate persecution complex means he is, at very least, definitely a lolcow.

Edit: At worst, a mental patient ;)
 
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Its the ego of a lowcow that makes them a lolcow, for the most part.
I thought it was the ability to be milked for lulz.
Some lolcows are weepy emo sadsacks with massive self-esteem issues instead of arrogant megalomaniacs with unwarranted self-importance.

EDIT: Hmmm. Thinking about it. All the lolcows I can think of off the top of my head are arrogant weepy emo megalomanics with massive self-esteem issues AND unwarranted self-importance.
Like they suck at life and -- somehow -- this makes them the awsomest human being that ever lived because of it.

....and they generate lulz on command when you pwn them by disproving their delusions.

Holy shit.
Its a Grand Unified Field Theory of Lolcowism!
 
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Since Sluggy tried to trick his followers, I figured I'd let everyone know the truth.
 
So I actually have discovered/confirmed something about Sluggy.
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I think this is my new favorite post by him
If you remember, he bragged about how the Goomy Damono promotion only offered the hoodie and slippers in women sizes. Shortly after, someone sent him the link to the site he mentioned and pointed out that it was offered in both young adult and women's sizes.

Goo Boy responded as you'd expect him to.
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Standard Slugfucker stuff, right? Not exactly.

See, the thing about submissions is that on his blog, it won't show you who it was that submitted it to him.

However, while searching the tag "female goodra" on tumblr(just to see if anyone had mentioned him being an ass) I came across said post, and it showed just who exactly submitted it to him.

Take a look....

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He submitted it to himself.

This pretty much all but confirms that "femalegoodra" is indeed a tryhard troll, acting like a sperg "for the lulz", as he's so fond of saying. Now while this doesn't change all that much, as we've already said multiple times that he's still a sperg for putting on this kind of act, we can at least take solace in the knowledge that he's not actually as delusional as he acted.

@Cosmos and @fishercat , hopefully this will help you fell better about his "obsession" with you, since it shows it was his attmept to "troll" you.

I'm going to post this on the feemalegoodra blog as well, just so everyone knows his game.
 
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So I actually have discovered/confirmed something about Sluggy.

If you remember, he bragged about how the Goomy Damono promotion only offered the hoodie and slippers in women sizes. Shortly after, someone sent him the link to the site he mentioned and pointed out that it was offered in both young adult and women's sizes.

Goo Boy responded as you'd expect him to.
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Standard Slugfucker stuff, right? Not exactly.

See, the thing about submission is that on his blog, it won't show you who it was that submitted it to him.

However, while searching the tag "female goodra" on tumblr(just to see if anyone had mentioned him being an ass) I came across said post, and it showed just who exactly submitted it to him.

Take a look....

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He submitted it to himself.

This pretty much all but confirms that "femalegoodra" is indeed a tryhard troll, acting like a sperg "for the lulz", as he's so fond of saying. Now while this doesn't change all that much, as we've already said multiple times that he's still a sperg for putting on this kind of act, we can at least take solace in the knowledge that he's not actually as delusional as he acted.

@Cosmos and @fishercat , hopefully this will help you fell better about his "obsession" with you, since it shows it was his attmept to "troll" you.

I'm going to post this on the feemalegoodra blog as well, just so everyone knows his game as well.

Very, extremely shitpost-y on my part, but awesome @SteelPlatedHeart. You're an honest poster after my own heart.
 
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EDIT: I seem to have upset him.

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2ND EDIT:
Okay, now its just kinda sad....

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Is it just me, or are these asks he keeps sending me incredibly articulate compared to his normal posting style?

Oh cripes that's just pitiable.

They do seem a bit more well-structured than most of his other posts. Not sure if it's just because of the situation and getting caught out for submitting things to himself as a means of garnering more attention or what.

EDIT:
Also, I'm not particularly Tumblr-savvy, so what's this about him not being able to reply to submits and having to edit them and what-not?
 
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So I actually have discovered/confirmed something about Sluggy.

If you remember, he bragged about how the Goomy Damono promotion only offered the hoodie and slippers in women sizes. Shortly after, someone sent him the link to the site he mentioned and pointed out that it was offered in both young adult and women's sizes.

Goo Boy responded as you'd expect him to.
View attachment 19199

Standard Slugfucker stuff, right? Not exactly.

See, the thing about submissions is that on his blog, it won't show you who it was that submitted it to him.

However, while searching the tag "female goodra" on tumblr(just to see if anyone had mentioned him being an ass) I came across said post, and it showed just who exactly submitted it to him.

Take a look....

View attachment 19200

He submitted it to himself.

This pretty much all but confirms that "femalegoodra" is indeed a tryhard troll, acting like a sperg "for the lulz", as he's so fond of saying. Now while this doesn't change all that much, as we've already said multiple times that he's still a sperg for putting on this kind of act, we can at least take solace in the knowledge that he's not actually as delusional as he acted.

@Cosmos and @fishercat , hopefully this will help you fell better about his "obsession" with you, since it shows it was his attmept to "troll" you.

I'm going to post this on the feemalegoodra blog as well, just so everyone knows his game.

Wellllllll.....in slugfuckers defense, that actually might not be slugfucker sockpuppeting himself.
There is a trick that other trolls use to impersonate other users. Observe.

FemaleGoodra
FemaIeGoodra

It may not look like it, but those two names aren't spelled the same.
One is femaLeGoodra, the other is femaIeGoodra (with a capital I). Scam artists/tryhards/douches on YouTube used to pull stunts like this all the time. So it is possible this is a tryhard impersonating slugfucker.
I make sure my usernames never have lowercase "L" 's or uppercase "O" 's in them just to prevent some doppleganger from making my day needlessly difficult.
 
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Wellllllll.....in slugfuckers defense, that actually might not be slugfucker sockpuppeting himself.
There is a trick that other trolls use to impersonate other users. Observe.

FemaleGoodra
FemaIeGoodra

It may not look like it, but those two names aren't spelled the same.
One is femaLeGoodra, the other is femaIeGoodra (with a capital I). Scam artists/tryhards/douches on YouTube used to pull stunts like this all the time. So it is possible this is a tryhard impersonating slugfucker.
I make sure my usernames never have "L" 's or uppercase "O" 's in them just to prevent some doppleganger from making my day needlessly difficult.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/female+goodra/recent

Fourth post down. Scroll your mouse right over the name that submitted the ask.
 
Just when I think this guy couldn't get funnier, this happens.
 
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