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I shouldn’t be making this post on account of having a really rough week. There’s a lot of bullshit that doesn’t need to be expanded on, and this is going to come off as a childish attention grab, but to be as blunt as possible, I need to let it go and I feel like I can move on more easily if I just be straightforward with you guys. Over the past year I got to know some really great people within this community. Reading your threads, watching Chris’s antics, having civil and chill discussions have all really gotten me through a rough patch and I’m genuinely thankful. I’m not particularly skilled when it comes to articulating my thoughts properly so bear with me.

To get to the point: I’m Jack Z. (as seen in this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-...nycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/). I’m well aware of what happened with Hirtes and puppet fucker Lucas, so making this topic probably is probably displaying a severe lack of judgment on my part, but I’m drunk off my ass.

Chris is a legitimately good dude. I’ve followed him since the beginning; laughed, cringed, cried, etc. From the perspective of a lot of people who don’t have any context regarding the intricacies of how much people fucked with him online, he was a smug autist who lashed out on well meaning people. But like Null mentioned in the Wise & Boyd thread, the keystone of Chris’s entire internet infamy is his extremely severe case of gullibility. Had I known this, I would’ve never tried to initiate contact with him. I was making a really half-assed attempt to recreate the whole “Chris vs The Tro l l of the Week” and didn’t quite grasp what exactly was going on. Assuming shit about this entire dynamic between Chris and the internet led to me being doxxed, making a fool of myself, and burning a few bridges that have only just recently started to repair.
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From a PM sent to me by Null. I really pissed him the fuck off which was a considerably unwise decision.

Trolls remorse aside, I was in dire need of a career path and I chose to go for a second BA in IT. I was going to do the credit transfer bullshit and be done with it. My family was egging me on and I went manic. I decided I wanted to do something crazy before I committed myself full time to studying. Chris was that outlet. I had saved almost every dime I earned and gave him a hefty sum of $1200. We spoke over the phone after, and when he’s not paranoid if you’re trying to mess with him, he’s surprising erudite and easygoing. I got cocky, bit off more than I can chew, and ended up backing off after it led to my personal info being leaked by Lucas Willims/Wolf. He had actually attempted to contact me under his Johnny Ray Bucci identity and tried to goad me into forming an alliance to troll Chris. I ignored him and haven’t heard about him since.

After the initial heat died down from being doxxed, BronyCon came and went without anything transpiring. I didn’t attend and the Brony facade was to get an in with Chris, as pathetic as that is. I was contacted immediately after by The Captain. I don’t have any screenshots anymore as they’re on an old machine on a partition I can’t access anymore, but the gist is that his real-world identity is Jack Wilson, aka OrneryPossum ( https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ornerypossum.19252/). He was a KF user that attempted to gain his own e-fame through a failed attempt to interview Megan Schroeder, got doxxed, and fucked off. Or so I thought. Turns out he maintained contact with her, got into contact with Chris himself, and earned his trust. Wilson is an air force captain on medical leave with a filipina wife and who has a young daughter. He has diagnosed aspergers and, similar to Chris’s situation, had elderly parents who both unfortunately passed away several years ago (Both were born in the 20s). Some of you guys are already privvy to his identity, but using a similar tactic to the idea guys, he was able to convince Chris to accept his help via assuming a persona known as “The Captain”. I found out through him that Wise & Boyd were extorting Chris before Null properly exposed them, and none of the $1200 I gave him ended up in his pocket. All of it went to the Idea Guys and if I ever see Joshua’s box shaped mug in public, I’m going to crack his fucking head open like a walnut. The Captain did everything he could, against the insistence of his wife, to help Chris out and he went above and beyond. Wilson is an incredibly swell dude and doesn’t have a bad bone in his body.

this is getting drawn out and there’s a lot more info, so I’ll answer any questions if the mods will allow this thread to remain extant
 
"but I’m drunk off my ass."
lol Nigga I cannot wait for you to wake up tomorrow morning

"Chris is a legitimately good dude. I’ve followed him since the beginning; "
"the keystone of Chris’s entire internet infamy is his extremely severe case of gullibility. Had I known this, I would’ve never tried to initiate contact with him."

No. Busted. You knew, been there from the start you liar, you said it yourself.
Ill never get people that do this. They dont own up to IT ALL, they only own up to a bit of it, they try to say "Im this bad of a person, but not THAT bad of a person".
 
I have a question for you:

How does your family feel about you squandering $1200 on a literal tard you've never met who gave it away out of fear of an imaginary moon laser?

they questioned my sanity. But i had about 60k at the time. I decided to transfer it to a trust fund with a payment plan to the college i was transferring to at the recommendation of my mom’s accountant. Couldnt trust myself at that point.
 
"but I’m drunk off my ass."
lol Nigga I cannot wait for you to wake up tomorrow morning

"Chris is a legitimately good dude. I’ve followed him since the beginning; "
"the keystone of Chris’s entire internet infamy is his extremely severe case of gullibility. Had I known this, I would’ve never tried to initiate contact with him."

No. Busted. You knew, been there from the start you liar, you said it yourself.
Ill never get people that do this. They dont own up to IT ALL, they only own up to a bit of it

If it helps, that was two years ago. but I’m not disagreeing with you.
Uh so what value is there in doxing The Captain in this post...

He’s been doxxed already and severed ties with Chris. People were really laying into him when he vanished over trying to become Chris’s wrangler. I think if people know who he was and why he was involved, it would’ve answered a ton of speculation. But yeah i kinda also feel that Jack himself got a bit of a big head as well cuz he was gloating at times about how he earned the Christorical Figure badge. if he’s just a good bullshitter or he’s legitimately out for Chris’s best interests— i have no idea. Im probably wrong.
 
Two more questions:

When did you find out you were on the Spectrum?

What did you hope to gain by making this thread?

1). I’m more ADHD- Pi than on the autism spectrum. Diagnosed ASD at 23.

2). I’m not sure myself— probably to deter me from coming back. Negative reinforcement etc

Well, that was.... Informative.

How is The Captain, btw?

He’s good. Bought a home, raising his kid, spending time with his wife’s family. He’s had some anxiety about the entire fiasco with Chris but he means well.

Hirtes hates the fuck out of him and has been trying to start a crusade against him on the /cow/ board since 2018. Hirtes is a massive loser and obsessively checks the farms so if you’re reading this Michael, I have a special message for you from the Mexican janitor who works at the cheap pub you go to down the road from your shithole apartment: nobody thinks you’re funny and you should cut the attention seeking bullshit. Also you only have yourself to blame for letting your furfag daddy use laundry detergent as lube when he popped your cornhole
 
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I have a question. If you truely want to deter yourself from coming back answer this one.
If you were writing a letter apologising to your mother for what you did, what would you write?

I already apologized and it’s water under the dam. We were never harassed and phone books have been doxxing people for the last 70 years. She was more annoyed than angry. Also all of the info wasn’t relevant anymore so it’s whatever.

@Copitz and I were in contact with The Captain as well. I kept an eye on the former because Wilson wasn’t sure if he was we’ening or not, at Wilson’s request since he was dealing with Wise, Boyd, and Chris already. he lives in charlottesville and he hung out with Chris at TEG before his ban. His address was posted and his parents got pissed and he was basically forbidden from ever trying to contact Chris or use him to further his youtube career. He just uploads speedruns now
 
Guy gives someone he doesn't even know thousands of bucks and then magically regrets it a few years later. We had this arc already. Writers are really getting sloppy this season.

Why don't you one-up all the previous ones, take out a crippling loan and give it to Chris next. Just so he can spend it on Legos. Or be swindled out of it by the next idea guy
 
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"Chris is surprisingly erudite."

Examples please. Possibly not related to MLP, Neptunia and Sonic. YOu know, something that would be really considered as erudition.

Most of the logs are gone. But Chris has changed his numbers several times so none of his old contact info is relevant anymore.

The only thing I can say without needing much credibility is that Chris is much more understandable when he thinks he’s speaking to you in private. When he speaks to an audience over social media, he exaggerates and tries extremely hard to sound intelligent and it backfires 100% of the time. When he thinks it’s just him in a closed off setting and convinced you’re not a troll (he calls his friends “allies”), he’s way easier to handle. He wanted to start a support group for people who were doxxed by associating with him (TingTingz, Miss Cherry, CWCprotectsquad,TTS, etc) but Wilson convinced him not to.

also he admitted to trying a mixed drink at bronycon called “Twilight Sparkle” which was mixed rum and seltzer. There’s an MLP themed event at a bar down the road from the con during Bronycon since the convention center doesn’t permit alcohol.
 
Congrats on getting into Christory, I guess? I mean, you'll be renoun as the idiot who gave a lazy ass $1,200, but by god that sentence on the wiki will be beautiful.

I presume he's already forgotten who you are, right?

i’m not part of christory. im a footnote in the cwcki at best and DStecks is more noteworthy.

i paid for the happy birthday frank vid. He was also a fan of Chris and he loved it. But then i was doxxed and he was paranoid so him and i are currently not on speaking terms.

Gruntchovski (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-requests-resources.29888/post-5640955) is the one who wanted to do the YouTube thing. If you read that post, you’ll find that his family is rich as fuck and he has nothing better to do. He and I got into a huge fucking fight over this and at a town event he tried to come at me. His mom had to restrain him.

he’s an anti-brony and has been trying to get his own cartoon made for a while now. Getting Chris’s attention was him trying to gain fame. I wanted to also contribute to what my coworker called “Chris Chan Lore”

despite the initial shock, a handful of people thought it was interesting and it became a good topic of discussion for a bit. Met some cool drinking buddies through it. None of my friends with the exception of Frank and Grunt thought any less of me after
 
i’m not part of christory. im a footnote in the cwcki at best and DStecks is more noteworthy.

i paid for the happy birthday frank vid. He was also a fan of Chris and he loved it. But then i was doxxed and he was paranoid so him and i are currently not on speaking terms.

Gruntchovski (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-requests-resources.29888/post-5640955) is the one who wanted to do the YouTube thing. If you read that post, you’ll find that his family is rich as fuck and he has nothing better to do. He and I got into a huge fucking fight over this and at a town event he tried to come at me. His mom had to restrain him.

he’s an anti-brony and has been trying to get his own cartoon made for a while now. Getting Chris’s attention was him trying to gain fame. I wanted to also contribute to what my coworker called “Chris Chan Lore”

despite the initial shock, a handful of people thought it was interesting and it became a good topic of discussion for a bit. Met some cool drinking buddies through it. None of my friends with the exception of Frank and Grunt thought any less of me after
So are you what Chris would consider a friend or you not talking anymore?
 
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$1200 dollars could give you a night of a lifetime, a massive orgy filled to the brim with cocaine and beautiful prostitutes of all races willing to fulfill your every wish

But you decided to rather give it to a fat idiot you know from the internet

I'll let everyone make their own judgement on this but you're a faggot
 
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