confession

[Argh My Cigar]

So are you what Chris would consider a friend or you not talking anymore?

Null referred me to Marvin and mercifully withheld a good amount of personal info. My doxxing could have been a lot worse. Marvin gave both myself and Copitz some good advice: do not attempt to contact Chris any further.

Chris needed more money and kept trying to call me for a month but gave up. The Captain was wondering what was up and if I was planning on doing a paypal chargeback since he was still suspecting foul play. I was suspected of being the one to encourage Chris to give unwanted kisses to attendees at TMG and Wilson vouched for me. We were friends on Facebook but he deactivated his accounts ( because he has a life outside of Chris) .

Kengle tried to weasel his way into this and added me and kept commenting on my shit. Also Anna contacted me and wanted to make herself look good by claiming she’s a victim of harassment herself. She’s an insufferable cunt and still willingly draws attention to herself.

Megan is dating someone from Australia and isn’t even in the US anymore, or so I’ve heard. She’s gotten over her involvement in Chris’s life for the most part.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I need to take a breather from how hard I laughed at OP.

So...who is more foolish...

The fool who got swindled out of $5,000+ because somebody convinced him that his imaginary friends were under God damn threat of attack from a laser on the fucking moon. Like the Death Star/Alderaan in ANH but with 1000x more autism.

OR...

The fool who donated $1,200 to the fool who got swindled out of $5,000+ so that the swindled fool can attend a convention where unwashed sweaty nerds who smell like body odor and cheese can gather and discuss their undying love for poorly drawn cartoon horses.

Tough to choose honestly.

In case people want to rate me MOTI, I'm not picking on people who get swindled, it happens all the time in America.

It's called "college"

 

[Bob's Vagene]

This is the gayest confession I've ever read.

 

[Duke Nukem]

This is the gayest confession I've ever read.

Even the most AIDS infested, cock-hungry, bareback bottom cock-sucking drag queen in all of San Francisco could even come even remotely close to how gay OP truly is.

God only knows what he's truly hiding from us.

Edit: Thanks for the DRINK! @The Last Stand sadly there's not enough in the world to wash out all the gayness

 

[Argh My Cigar]

$1200 dollars could give you a night of a lifetime, a massive orgy filled to the brim with cocaine and beautiful prostitutes of all races willing to fulfill your every wish

But you decided to rather give it to a fat idiot you know from the internet

I'll let everyone make their own judgement on this but you're a faggot

My grandad who owned his own insurance agency left me a good amount of money outside of the 60k i saved for ten years. Already spent it on some pretty good amphetamines, trips to Italy and Japan, a night with two escorts in the latter country, Spanish lessons, a coding bootcamp, gym membership because of my fat disgusting ass, cosplay shit, remodeled my parents house, paid off their debt, paid off my own debt for my useless english BA, took my cats to the vet, bought a subaru, and put the rest in mutual funds

 

[soft kitty]

My grandad who owned his own insurance agency left me a good amount of money outside of the 60k i saved for ten years. Already spent it on some pretty good amphetamines, trips to Italy and Japan, a night with two escorts in the latter country, Spanish lessons, a coding bootcamp, gym membership because of my fat disgusting ass, cosplay shit, remodeled my parents house, paid off their debt, paid off my own debt for my useless english BA, took my cats to the vet, bought a subaru, and put the rest in mutual funds

Do you have money now? Do you have a job?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Do you have money now? Do you have a job?

I got off pretty easy since Doopie can’t even get a retail job. A close friend works as a webdev for a marketing firm, and they need content writers. I’m basically an office monkey but I do helpdesk when I can and shit. Admin assistant basically but it’s got decent enough insurance and good benefits. My boss is a relatively young guy and wondered what the fuck was wrong with me giving $1200 to Chris. I really dodged a massive bullet otherwise I could’ve been blacklisted from ever having a chance at actually having a life.

 

[soft kitty]

I got off pretty easy since Doopie can’t even get a retail job. A close friend works as a webdev for a marketing firm, and they need content writers. I’m basically an office monkey but I do helpdesk when I can and shit. Admin assistant basically but it’s got decent enough insurance and good benefits. My boss is a relatively young guy and wondered what the fuck was wrong with me giving $1200 to Chris. I really dodged a massive bullet otherwise I could’ve been blacklisted from ever having a chance at actually having a life.

If you don't mind me asking, about how much money do you make in a month (gross)? Also, who is 'Doopie'?

 

[Some JERK]

none of the $1200 I gave him ended up in his pocket. All of it went to the Idea Guys and if I ever see Joshua’s box shaped mug in public, I’m going to crack his fucking head open like a walnut.

I'm not sure why you're upset about this. Chris would've wasted that money on nothing anyway.

 

[Floop]

My boss is a relatively young guy and wondered what the fuck was wrong with me giving $1200 to Chris.

wut.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

If you don't mind me asking, about how much money do you make in a month (gross)? Also, who is 'Doopie'?

$3500 gross, $3000 net.

Doopie as in DoopieDoOver. Ever since her association with Chris, her reputation is more linked to him than PlanetDoland. The Captain helped her out with a lot of shit.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm not sure why you're upset about this. Chris would've wasted that money on nothing anyway.

If it turns out that OP actually read the CWCki article entitled "Chris and Money" that would make everything about this thread much worse.

Talk about making an informed decision.

 

[soft kitty]

$3500 gross, $3000 net.

Doopie as in DoopieDoOver. Ever since her association with Chris, her reputation is more linked to him than PlanetDoland. The Captain helped her out with a lot of shit.

Really? That's pretty good. I'd have to work 62 hours a week to make that kind of money. Do you invest any of it? Play the stock market? Stash some in a high yield savings account? What do you do at your job, exactly?

42k/year man that's pretty good if those numbers are accurate, I won't be making that kind of money for at least another 10 years.

 

[PlasticOwls]

You ever walk down a local road, and you see two spergs in jedi robes have a massive fight with different colored lightsabers?

And despite the absurdity and the stupidity of the spectacle, you just feel that emotional energy they both have radiating off their doughty bodies?

I feel that reading this thread and its op. @Argh My Cigar , you made me feel something deep in my heart. And while my respect for you objectively has plummeted, my respect for you emotionally twinged just a little higher than it would have.

Good Luck out there, Kiwi Farms is a nasty place.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

a mixed drink at bronycon called “Twilight Sparkle” which was mixed rum and seltzer

Forget everything else in this thread, if you can. Adding seltzer to a rum, then giving it a faggy Pony name - that - that, right fucking there - is sacrilege.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Really? That's pretty good. I'd have to work 62 hours a week to make that kind of money. Do you invest any of it? Play the stock market? Stash some in a high yield savings account? What do you do at your job, exactly?

42k/year man that's pretty good if those numbers are accurate, I won't be making that kind of money for at least another 10 years.

I’m not proud to say, but I’ll be 30 next year. I only got that salary because my friend basically lied through his teeth and played up my degree and educational goals. He negotiated the salary for me, I had nothing to do with it. He makes four times what I make.

i live on long island and our property taxes are astronomically high. 42k is borderline working class here.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

I got off pretty easy since Doopie can’t even get a retail job. A close friend works as a webdev for a marketing firm, and they need content writers. I’m basically an office monkey but I do helpdesk when I can and shit. Admin assistant basically but it’s got decent enough insurance and good benefits. My boss is a relatively young guy and wondered what the fuck was wrong with me giving $1200 to Chris. I really dodged a massive bullet otherwise I could’ve been blacklisted from ever having a chance at actually having a life.

To be blunt, if you did all this, there's a chance you'll do exceptional stuff again and again. It's reassuring to think this was a one off event, quite out of character, but you might just be hard wired to be this way. You didn't dodge a bul!et, you shot your self in the foot. Injured but not finished.

Edit: You're nearly 30? Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I know this thread is gonna get locked, but I didn’t expect you to be JackZ. Face the music and realize that it’s all internet stuff and stuff with Chris is just a part of it. At the end of the day, this thread is long and gay.

 

[soft kitty]

I’m not proud to say, but I’ll be 30 next year. I only got that salary because my friend basically lied through his teeth and played up my degree and educational goals. He negotiated the salary for me, I had nothing to do with it. He makes four times what I make.

i live on long island and our property taxes are astronomically high. 42k is borderline working class here.

Ahhh, I see. Well, I certainly don't envy your position. If I were you I'd save up some cash and get the fuck out of NY as soon as possible. New York sucks! Have you thought about saving/investing your money?

 

[Jack Awful]

Treat Kiwi Farms like a zoo:
Look, but don't touch.