Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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I guess now would not be good time to try to visit China's Disney parks?
I think I read a thing saying they're offering refunds or something.
But yeah I wouldn't be shocked if this ends up a mixture of overreaction from everybody and China wanting to try to flex their crowd control dick
 
This seems to have mostly killed people who might as well have died from a stiff breeze and it seems pretty survivable otherwise. The WHO has declined declaring this an international emergency. I like apocalyptic headlines as much as the next guy but I don't see the big deal. The flu is worse. If some of the higher ups would seriously worry about this, you'd read a lot more "everything is fine" and a lot less "the end is near".
 
It's like raccoon city irl.... We all know how that ends....
Leon, my sister isnt infected like that yellow monkey ada
So fuck my sister albert whiskers.jpg
 
24/01/2020 dump #1
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Wuhan medical supplies shortage, such as masks.

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Weibo putting their priorities straight by censoring shit, now getting dogpiled.
The post sheds light to Wuhan's current lack of masks and hospital space, Weibo decided to nuke the account, a doctor then chimes in with a reality check... ie what the poster said was true.

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830 verified, 25 dead. Among 830, 177 are fatal ones.

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Henan citizens hold up checkpoints, intercepting all Wuhan cars.

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Patients treating doctors as subhumans. Doctor hands patient a mask, patient rips doctor's mask off and spits in doctor's face, saying "if I'm gonna die, you all should too".
Doctor now quarantined. It's said that the patient has just a normal fever so there's nothing to worry about.
Needless to say, I'm sure 1.4 billion won't care if patients like this are thrown into blast furnaces.

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Stats on virus in Guangdong, followed by showcasing the hit on the stock market. Green means bad.

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Wuhan car owner refusing checkups, escapes. Gets doxxxxed.

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Chinanet hops the GFW to inform Canadian officials about escaped potential virus carriers.
This is always a smart move. Want to escape a plague? Post your plan on weibo with destination and flight date.

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People mocking the officials of Wuhan.
1. Locked down transport but didn't schedule medics
2. 20th and 21st festival gatherings unobstructed, where officials go and celebrate, while the city is plagued
3. Wuhan's biggest newpaper releases [bogus] "Traditional Chinese Medicine" cure to the virus. Always good to see people waking up to this unscientific rubbish
4. Guangdong, Zhejiang etc on level 1 emergency, Wuhan still at level 2 despite being the worst
5. Hainan Seafood market store owners gather with officials to process rental refunds! Oy vey, gotta get muh rent shekelz yuanz back!
Post also talks about how the news might disappear.

So autists on the interwebs are more effective than the officials? Hope that virus vessel gets captured at whatever leafland airport and gets shoved into a box.
 
Coworkers discussing this like it's going to be the end of humanity at work today because the tabloids told them. One linked me an article about a case reaching our country... only for me to read the article and see that the man was discharged from hospital because he didn't have the fucking virus at all.

Seeing reddit go into a frenzy is hilarious though. Autists reminding everyone that it's Chinese New Year soon and the Spanish Flu killed 50 million abound.
 
Can someone give me the low down on this "lost generation" or whatnot thing in China? I guess they have a generation of people whoa re so anti-west they reject basic science?
Because of Mao's Cultural Revolution, children lost the oppurtunity to attend school because the old fuck thought they were too privileged to lead the nation to true communism. He closed all the country's institutes and sent their students out to the rural boonies to become re-educated as people of agriculture. Indoctrination camps, basically. Kids were forced to go through miserable conditions to become right and proper peasants, solely devoted to the CCP.

The problem was, it ended up working too well; the Red Guard (kids who have fully bought into Mao's ideology) rose to power and initiated an anti-intellectualist and anti-cultural rampage; when they weren't destroying historical artifacts and burning down anything considered private property, they're ratting out teachers, parents, and fellow students under suspicion of capitalist thinking, or for reading a book that wasn't the Little Red One. So you've got a whole bunch of hillbilly teens holding everyone else on a leash, torturing and humiliating them for not being good little commies, all fully endorsed by the Chairman. It was only when the Red Guard threatened to further devolve into an outright mob and began attacking the government itself did Mao realize he made a big oopsie, and promptly ordered his army to disassemble the group and send them off to be re-re-educated to tone them down a notch.

To make a bunch of gabble into a readable sentence, the Lost Generation was millions of unfortunate kids in the mid-1900s who lost their chance at a normal, functioning childhood, some of them having been completely mind-wiped by the CCP.

EDIT: I gave myself a quick little fact-check to make sure I didn't just hallucinate what I knew about the subject, and stumbled across this:
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A weirdly vague response...
 
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Coworkers discussing this like it's going to be the end of humanity at work today because the tabloids told them. One linked me an article about a case reaching our country... only for me to read the article and see that the man was discharged from hospital because he didn't have the fucking virus at all.

Seeing reddit go into a frenzy is hilarious though. Autists reminding everyone that it's Chinese New Year soon and the Spanish Flu killed 50 million abound.
There's something oddly comforting about seeing normies gnashing their teeth and running in circles over this shit.

Whenever I'm genuinly worried about something no one seems to care, whenever everyone cares I can't give a shit. Although, I'm a frequent traveler with lifelong lung problems, so maybe I should get started on my obituary.
 
Coworkers discussing this like it's going to be the end of humanity at work today because the tabloids told them. One linked me an article about a case reaching our country... only for me to read the article and see that the man was discharged from hospital because he didn't have the fucking virus at all.

Seeing reddit go into a frenzy is hilarious though. Autists reminding everyone that it's Chinese New Year soon and the Spanish Flu killed 50 million abound.
Jeez people are fooled by the MSM way too easily. Also Reddit's part owned by China, what did you expect? Rational responses? Though now that I think of it, wouldn't Reddit be hiding coronavirus stuff if they were owned by a Chinese Company?

Part of me thinks that Trump should've blown up China instead of Iran.
 
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24/01/2020 dump #1
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Wuhan medical supplies shortage, such as masks.

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Weibo putting their priorities straight by censoring shit, now getting dogpiled.
The post sheds light to Wuhan's current lack of masks and hospital space, Weibo decided to nuke the account, a doctor then chimes in with a reality check... ie what the poster said was true.

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830 verified, 25 dead. Among 830, 177 are fatal ones.

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Henan citizens hold up checkpoints, intercepting all Wuhan cars.

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Patients treating doctors as subhumans. Doctor hands patient a mask, patient rips doctor's mask off and spits in doctor's face, saying "if I'm gonna die, you all should too".
Doctor now quarantined. It's said that the patient has just a normal fever so there's nothing to worry about.
Needless to say, I'm sure 1.4 billion won't care if patients like this are thrown into blast furnaces.

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Stats on virus in Guangdong, followed by showcasing the hit on the stock market. Green means bad.

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Wuhan car owner refusing checkups, escapes. Gets doxxxxed.

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Chinanet hops the GFW to inform Canadian officials about escaped potential virus carriers.
This is always a smart move. Want to escape a plague? Post your plan on weibo with destination and flight date.

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People mocking the officials of Wuhan.
1. Locked down transport but didn't schedule medics
2. 20th and 21st festival gatherings unobstructed, where officials go and celebrate, while the city is plagued
3. Wuhan's biggest newpaper releases [bogus] "Traditional Chinese Medicine" cure to the virus. Always good to see people waking up to this unscientific rubbish
4. Guangdong, Zhejiang etc on level 1 emergency, Wuhan still at level 2 despite being the worst
5. Hainan Seafood market store owners gather with officials to process rental refunds! Oy vey, gotta get muh rent shekelz yuanz back!
Post also talks about how the news might disappear.

So autists on the interwebs are more effective than the officials? Hope that virus vessel gets captured at whatever leafland airport and gets shoved into a box.

Jesus. The comment about the officials celebrating while the city faces plague reminds me of what CCP leaders and cadres would do throughout China during the Great Famine, 1958-62. They'd have lavish meals and parties, as well as taking large amounts of the best food and grain for themselves and their families, while millions starved to death. And I'd say should the shit really hit the fan, CCP members and leaders will get first call on medical care, hospitals, vaccines and medication, while the average Chinese gets fucked. Why not, right? "Plenty more where they came from. Fuck 'em."
 
Coworkers discussing this like it's going to be the end of humanity at work today because the tabloids told them. One linked me an article about a case reaching our country... only for me to read the article and see that the man was discharged from hospital because he didn't have the fucking virus at all.

Seeing reddit go into a frenzy is hilarious though. Autists reminding everyone that it's Chinese New Year soon and the Spanish Flu killed 50 million abound.

I ain't really going by tabloids. But I do think this a huge problem and we shouldn't be treating it like it's no issue. The death toll jumped what, 10 again? With 177 possible deaths along the way? It'll probably sky rocket over the weekend and people will be none the wiser.
 
I ain't really going by tabloids. But I do think this a huge problem and we shouldn't be treating it like it's no issue. The death toll jumped what, 10 again? With 177 possible deaths along the way? It'll probably sky rocket over the weekend and people will be none the wiser.
The way I see it is that it's way safer to assume the worse than to underestimate it.
Worst case, we look silly and have a good laugh about it, worst case you're vomiting blood.
I'm stocking up on supplies now, and although it's a pretty penny, even if nothing comes from this, it's always good to have a emergency kit in general.
 
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