Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Middle-aged Meltdown]

This fucker wants to be the top of the onion a-log hill lmfao. Mikenactor really is an annoying faggot, he can't stand others getting more views about gurg than him. He tried implying TRO and MistaGG did the collab video to get rid of Hansen so they can be the ones to catch the big mean onion and get all the fame,glory and shekels while not realizing he's projecting.
I hope his channel burns down before grugs tbh.

I used to like Mike when his commentary on Greg was funny & edited well back in the day (the 'I'm telling mum!' video was probably his peak anti-O vid) but his free-form takes on Onion in the last year have been absolutely terrible. He tries to play impartial & above all the drama, a ridiculous stance when he's admitted he does Onion views strictly for views and adsense. His doubting of Sarah was ridiculous when we've had a decade to see what a predatory ephebophile creep Onion boy is . Also, can someone PLEASE tell the fucker he can't sing? He's always slightly below the note. He dances not too badly. He should stick to that, & leave the Onion drama to those who have decent insights .And leave the singing to someone who can carry a fucking tune.

 

[Aib Ld]

You NEVER panic. That panic will instantly transfer to the child. You hold that shit together. You let them know that everything will be OK, that Daddy's here now, and that the ambulance will be here soon to take them to the doctor and daddy will be there the whole time. You urge them to stay still, stay calm, and just breathe with daddy while Momma gets their favorite blanky to cover them with and their favorite stuffy who will sit where the child can see it.

You go fucking dead.

I'm well aware of that, but it's a bit like saying 'This girl did stupid decisions in a horror movie, I can do better'. Not everyone can go straight to pushing their emotions away, and I can easily see this would be harder to do so if your child got in a near-death situation.
Even then, this is a very traumatic event for both sides no matter how you slice it (but not for Greg and the others) and I can also see myself easily panicking if this happens to me because 'holy shit my child fell off a two-story window and bleeding her life out as I think of this oh shit what can I do' while I'm desperately trying to press the three buttons on the phone over the panic.
I know that panicking makes situations worse at times, but not everyone can shut down and be a complete machine if a situation needs for it. It just takes a while to calm down and asses the situation, if at all. If they can't calm down by themselves, then usually the professionals at the 911 calls calm them down and guide them on what to do.

E: Oh, you meant this on dads in generals, not parents as a whole. Well, I'm stupid. Yeah, Gregory a shit at this.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I wonder if Greg will post the "I didn't hurt my kid" video of the daughter suffering like he did with Shiloh.

Sounds just like him.

"My daughter hurt me by getting herself hurt."

 

[lameandgay2]

I don't know if this sounds horrific or not, but maybe Greg and Taylor are such passive, neglectful, awful parents because they're kind of hoping their kids will just....go away.

Whether they make it to eighteen and move far far away, or not.

Just ignoring them; if they happen to fall out of a window and die, whatever. If they drink oven cleaner, whatever. If they stay alive, don't child lock the food cupboards and keep the TV running and hope they can enjoy some dry cereal and occupy themselves, because mommydaddy is busy being used as a soulless silicone fuckdoll right now before daddy puts his diaper on and starts screaming.

An extremely 'meh' approach. They probably don't even make sure their dressers have those anti tipping mechanisms or that their blinds are kid safe. I bet Taylor probably leaves them in the bath alone too. Not out of any desire for them to drown of course, but because if they do, it doesn't matter either way to her or Greg. Completely apathetic.

 

[Whatthefuck]

PIERCE COUNTY is number one?

Holy shit. Less than 20 years ago (God, has it been that long) Lewis and Thurston were like the crime DMZ's of WA and the I5 corridor. I mean, we're talking fucking police no-go zones and the whole nine yards.

Fucking meth has torn up WA like Godzilla through a zipperhead city, yo.

Nothing childproof is toddler proof. Toddlers are curious and have no personal sense of danger and no preconcieved notions of what they can and can't do. A toddler will eat dog-food because the dog does, eat bugs because they saw the cat do it, then jump off the stairs because their little brains told them too. It's why if you have an overactive toddler you get your Makita drill and some long-screws out and seal your windows. Sure, the fall/summer/spring breeze is nice, but it'll still be there when they aren't self-destructive indestructable little wrecking machines.

I'm only going to lightly judge him for the fact she fell out a window. I'm going to judge the fuck out of him and Kia that they weren't following the rule of "The baby has been quiet for 30 seconds, I better go check on that shit" that every parent learns. I'm going to judge the fuck out of him for the way he handled Daddy's little girl lying in the driveway like that.

Not going dead. No going emotionless and staying calm.

That's what bugs me. I mean, you don't move them, you don't touch them, but you at least tell them "Daddy's right here, sweetie" even if you are filming so that the doctor can see positioning and in case of a seizure the doctor can get a good look at it.

The fact that Kia didn't try to comfort her with even a "Momma's right here, honey" speaks volumes about her too.

When my kids got hurt I stayed calm and just shoved all my feelings to the side because they don't need daddy's feelings, but I tried to comfort them and let them know I was right there with them even if it was a "don't move until the ambulance gets here" moment. (My kid had seizures at one point) The fact he was doing CYA instead of comforting what might have been a dying child just infuriates me.

No, you don't panic. You go dead. You shove all your emotions away and lock them down. You focus totally and completely on the child and the child's injuries. You assess the injuries, determine if you can give first aid, determine if the child can be moved, determine the severity, location, and types of injuries. You DO NOT PANIC. It doesn't matter how much it hurts your heart, how much you want to scream at the uncaring gods, you shove that shit down and stomp on it. You can cry later in the bathroom after you hold your wife through her crying jag.

You comfort the child, even if it's just putting a light warm blanket over them while you wait for the ambulance and laying next to them so they can see you while you tell them that you love them. You NEVER panic. That panic will instantly transfer to the child. You hold that shit together. You let them know that everything will be OK, that Daddy's here now, and that the ambulance will be here soon to take them to the doctor and daddy will be there the whole time. You urge them to stay still, stay calm, and just breathe with daddy while Momma gets their favorite blanky to cover them with and their favorite stuffy who will sit where the child can see it.

You go fucking dead.

I hate to defend Greg here, but the military used to teach you to go dead, to shove everything aside. It's part of training, to remove the man from the equation and just be the machine. I know he was Air Force, but I'm pretty sure that he was taught to be cold and calm in an emergency. That shit stays with you all your life.

BUT, Greg didn't do any of the rest. You know, where you're taught to talk to the patient and reassure them. That shit used to be taught in Basic Training, not any super secret squirrel shit. It's basic

I know I'm repeating myself, but the sheer uncaring way they acted beyond the calm bugs me.

You certainly do go dead inside if for no other reason than to handle the crisis. You switch into a mode I can’t even describe other than handle the situation and comfort the child. I personally would feel that way if I sae a grown adult in that situation. Your emotion takes a backseat and you handle business. You may fall apart later, but it’s imperative that you remain calm for the injured person’s sake. This was a whole other level, though. He demonstrated that he gives not a single shot about his child. It’s disgusting.

 

[lameandgay2]

You certainly do go dead inside if for no other reason than to handle the crisis. You switch into a mode I can’t even describe other than handle the situation and comfort the child. I personally would feel that way if I sae a grown adult in that situation. Your emotion takes a backseat and you handle business. You may fall apart later, but it’s imperative that you remain calm for the injured person’s sake. This was a whole other level, though. He demonstrated that he gives not a single shot about his child. It’s disgusting.

I agree with this so much.

I think the majority of people who've had pretty awful or touch and go childhood injuries can recall that their mothers have become hysterical, whereas their dads are the ones in some emotionless, productive, robotic loop over and over, taking refuge in the practical solutions and cold hard facts until they know their baby is okay.

There's quiet, logical, rational, pragmatic Dad behaviour in a crisis. But this was something that could never ever be mistaken for that, it was something else.

I can't even explain how much I hope Greg falls out of a window.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

You certainly do go dead inside if for no other reason than to handle the crisis. You switch into a mode I can’t even describe other than handle the situation and comfort the child. I personally would feel that way if I sae a grown adult in that situation. Your emotion takes a backseat and you handle business. You may fall apart later, but it’s imperative that you remain calm for the injured person’s sake. This was a whole other level, though. He demonstrated that he gives not a single shot about his child. It’s disgusting.

I agree with you that it felt different from the cold calculating thing you go into. It was missing the reassuring portion and the caring portion.

 

[Vaulk Zea]

I wonder if Greg will post the "I didn't hurt my kid" video of the daughter suffering like he did with Shiloh.

Greg has been oddly been radio silent ever since this came out. I have no doubt it's because he knows he can't spin this to make himself look like the victim.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Okay, humor my tinfoiling, for I am both old and an old-fag and tend to ponder too much.

The part about Cloey's window leap that has not sounded rational to me is that Lainey needed to put her in her room so she could cook dinner.

Lainey? Cooking dinner? The most cooking she does is microwaving things and putting them on paper plates. Moreover, that house is filled with canisters of cold cereal, the bulk of the kids' diet. Any meal she prepares, at most, would take five minutes to prepare. Most people with toddlers will pop them in the high chair or in a playpen for those few minutes rather than take them to their room. No one needs to put a child away for the length of time it takes to heat a veggie burrito or pour soy tard cum over cereal.

We also know, from Lainey's complaints to others as well as reports from Shiloh, Skye and other women unlucky enough to have been sexually involved with Greg, he demands sexual interactions up to eight times a day, including showers. We've all wondered how they carve out the time for that and shield the kids from seeing it, at least when they are conscious. They get put in their rooms, possibly locked in there. I don't think they are depraved enough yet for Lainey to blow Greg on command in front of her kids, though she appears to be DTF if the kids are asleep in the same bed.

I wonder if it wasn't time for suk mi, or worse, followed by a shower. Lainey secured the kids, tended to Greg for however long it took, and Cloey fell during their marital bliss and the sound of the shower and Greg's autism meant they didn't find out until she'd been on the pavement for a while. After the shower, Lainey checks on the kids, can't find one, Greg goes looking and then events unfold, with the camera and Lainey calling 911 and handing the phone to Greg.

The core of this musing of mine is that Lainey simply does not cook. That detail is a lie, an outright lie. And why would they need to create an outright lie? To cover the fact that this disgusting man whose foul habits have been discussed all over the place was demanding sex yet again from his boywifething and his daughter nearly died while they were hosing off for the sixth time that day. As others have said, toddlers get into shit and bad things happen to even well-tended children but I absolutely do not believe Lainey was cooking, nor that such cooking, if performed, required the amount of time needed for Cloey to have been left alone long enough to make it into her brother's room. climb into the window, and fall out. They made up the lie so their gross and overly frequent sex life would not be a part of a police report, and to hopefully cover their negligence.

I think “cooking dinner” just sounded like a lot more respectable excuse than the truth - she was fucking around on her phone, coloring her hair blonde or posing for sexy selfies in the mirror to send to new teenage friends. Most parents won’t admit they were doing something stupid or self-involved when one of their kid’s get hurt due to them not paying attention.

 

[Bwoo]

I think “cooking dinner” just sounded like a lot more respectable excuse than the truth - she was fucking around on her phone, coloring her hair blonde or posing for sexy selfies in the mirror to send to new teenage friends. Most parents won’t admit they were doing something stupid or self-involved when one of their kid’s get hurt due to them not paying attention.

I just remembered something else too...when they were being interviewed at the hospital and she gave her excuse as ‘I was cooking dinner’ and giving permission for them to enter their home to take photos etc, she asked if the police officer would switch off her oven & let dogs in. Now if she had actually been cooking anything in the oven at all it would’ve been burnt to hell and back and probably setting smoke alarms off but it seems that all the officer needed to do was turn the oven off, meaning there was no food even in there....my tinfoil hat now thinks the oven was only turned on before the ambulance etc arrived to provide an alibi as to why she wasn’t actually watching her kids.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

I 100% believe Greg was in the Garage, doing whatever. Lainey idk, she doesn't cook so I doubt she was doing much in the way of that, but she might have been in the kitchen at least.

when they were being interviewed at the hospital and she gave her excuse as ‘I was cooking dinner’ and giving permission for them to enter their home to take photos etc, she asked if the police officer would switch off her oven & let dogs in.

I need to reread the report, but didn't Lainey stay home whilst Greg went to the hospital? Or did I misread that part?

 

[c-no]

I wonder if Greg will post the "I didn't hurt my kid" video of the daughter suffering like he did with Shiloh.

Considering all the shit he posted before such as a fake breakdown covered in kombucha and all, it wouldn't be surprising if he posted it.

 

[TaterFarmer]

didn't Lainey stay home whilst Greg went to the hospital?

One rode in the ambulance and one drove a vehicle. The cops talked to both of them at the hospital.

 

[KingOfTheHalls]

I 100% believe Greg was in the Garage, doing whatever. Lainey idk, she doesn't cook so I doubt she was doing much in the way of that, but she might have been in the kitchen at least.



I need to reread the report, but didn't Lainey stay home whilst Greg went to the hospital? Or did I misread that part?

Lainey rode in the ambulance and Greg drove

 

[Pizza Time]

I just remembered something else too...when they were being interviewed at the hospital and she gave her excuse as ‘I was cooking dinner’ and giving permission for them to enter their home to take photos etc, she asked if the police officer would switch off her oven & let dogs in. Now if she had actually been cooking anything in the oven at all it would’ve been burnt to hell and back and probably setting smoke alarms off but it seems that all the officer needed to do was turn the oven off, meaning there was no food even in there....my tinfoil hat now thinks the oven was only turned on before the ambulance etc arrived to provide an alibi as to why she wasn’t actually watching her kids.

She asked the Police officer to check for her and the report said that he did check and the oven/stove had already been turned off. Devil's advocate here, but she could very well have been putting something like a frozen lasagna or pizza in the oven or heating some soup on the stovetop. She likely turned the stove/oven off when Greg called her outside, and in the ensuing panic didn't remember whether or not she actually turned the oven off or not.

I think Lainey at least has some maternal instincts for her kids given her reaction (the security footage claims she screamed when she saw Cloey before running over to her; there was no one there she had to fake a reaction like that for) and she rode in the ambulance with her daughter rather than letting the "man of house" do it. She's incredibly stupid, immature, and neglectful and has the personality of wet cardboard, but she at least has the bare minimum of parental instincts unlike Greg.

 

[GoloxaMaripoxa]

Awfully catty for a bunch of autists

 

[bigshot]

There's something I don't understand about anti-os. Why would you invest so much time and emotion into something you hate? I've been following Onision for years. I sure wouldn't spend that much time if I just hated him. I'd stop and go watch someone who is fun. But I actually enjoy watching Onision flail about and act lame. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him, but I really like watching him on the internet shoot himself in the foot over and over. It's the same with Chris Chan. That's why people still follow them and they still have an audience after messing up big.

I think here in Kiwifarms, we have a different relationship to the lolcows than elsewhere. There are a lot of people who have joined the farms in the past three months posting in this thread who don't seem to get that. There are no "good guys" and "bad guys". This isn't championship wrestling. We can enjoy the drama without becoming emotionally invested in it personally. We don't have to pick sides.

I just think that Onision is a flaming dumpster fire and all the people who hitch their wagon to him for fame or youtube bux are the lamest human beings on earth. The funniest thing is that people make a big deal about Chris Hansen's journalistic credentials. What kind of journalist spends this much time "investigating" a guy in a banana suit that spits up and rolls on the floor in reaction to being investigated? I sit back and roast marshmallows on Hansen's dumpster fire too. This is all really ridiculous and entertaining.

 

[Pizza Time]

There's something I don't understand about anti-os. Why would you invest so much time and emotion into something you hate? I've been following Onision for years. I sure wouldn't spend that much time if I just hated him. I'd stop and go watch someone who is fun. But I actually enjoy watching Onision flail about and act lame. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him, but I really like watching him on the internet shoot himself in the foot over and over. It's the same with Chris Chan.

I think here in Kiwifarms, we have a different relationship to the lolcows than elsewhere. There are a lot of people who have joined the forum in the past three months posting in this thread who don't seem to get that. There are no "good guys" and "bad guys". This isn't championship wrestling. We can enjoy the drama without becoming emotionally invested in it personally.

I just think that Onision is a flaming dumpster fire and all the people who hitch their wagon to him for fame or youtube but are the lamest human beings on earth. The funniest thing is that people make a big deal about Chris Hansen's journalistic credentials. What kind of journalist spends this much time "investigating" a guy in a banana suit that spits up and rolls on the floor in reaction to being investigated? I sit back and roast marshmallows on Hansen's dumpster fire too. This is all really ridiculous and entertaining.

I'm sure a lot of them enjoy the anger and get high on the feeling of righteousness by taking the moral high ground. It's the same kind of mindset that fanatical SJWs or activists have. The ones that do the leaks get clout from the swarm of angry teenage girls which obviously leads them to continue. On that note, a lot of anti-o's are just dumb teenagers who don't have the mental capacity to realize "oh, this is upsetting me, maybe I should step away and focus on something else" compounded with that same mindset of needing to prove oneself as a "good guy."

 

[Wulfband]

I think here in Kiwifarms, we have a different relationship to the lolcows than elsewhere. There are a lot of people who have joined the forum in the past three months posting in this thread who don't seem to get that. There are no "good guys" and "bad guys". This isn't championship wrestling. We can enjoy the drama without becoming emotionally invested in it personally.

This is hilariously naive. You might want to actually go look into subforums like DSP where there are people who literally record and catalogue every single donation/tip ever given to him, set up scripts to scan and refresh public record sites for any mention of him in multiple different names, people who try to dox every single person that gives him a tip to try making fans too afraid to give him more tips (which doesn't work but the autists gotta keep trying to push that boulder up the hill) and the list goes on and on.

The industrial grade autism we produce here is Chernobyl level. Anti-O's is more like Fukushima. Both are pathetic but I know which one I'd rather go sunbathing at.

 

[Cure Milquetoast]

There's something I don't understand about anti-os. Why would you invest so much time and emotion into something you hate?

This is the same crowd that gets into heated moral debate about fake people in fake universes, and whether it's okay for one fake person to kiss the other fake person. Also the same crowd that argues about whether it's problematic or not for someone to kin a twelve year old anime girl when they're a thirty-two year old man. These people don't have a lot of problems to focus on.