Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[milfcoded]

He's so depwessed, everyone. Too depressed for court tomorrow, James?
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There's only two ways this is going down:

1. He'll complain that he's too unwell (mentally or physically) to go to court and get out of pursuing anything further.

or

2. He'll try to use the tweets as evidence that Hansen visiting him left him as an emotional wreck who is terrified of leaving his house.

 

[bigshot]

I'm sure a lot of them enjoy the anger and get high on the feeling of righteousness by taking the moral high ground.

Then I'll stand back and laugh at their lameness too. That's the same thing as SJWs and hyper religious zealots. Chris Chan claims the moral high ground and has a feeling or righteousness. Try to name someone who thinks he's more moral and self righteous than Onision himself! "Choose your enemies carefully, because they are the people you will come to most resemble." I'm just here for fun.

Wulfband, I understand that there are people in kiwi farms like that. You're right. They are the people the autistic button was made for.

Assuming Onision gets arrested and goes to jail (a VERY far stretch if you look at the evidence) what happens then? For me, the answer to that is no more fun. Even Chris Hansen doesn't want that to happen because he would have to find another cow to m.i..l.k. But you have to be seriously delusional to think we're anywhere near that happening. "He said she said" doesn't work in court. Neither do "tinfoil hat" theories.

Mifcoded, he will go to court completely unprepared. He'll try to make some sort of improvised emotional illogical rant about how he is being harassed, and the judge will cut him off, explain what he needs to get an order of protection and send him home to work on it. Chris Hansen will get a lot of funny footage of Onision skulking in and out of the courthouse and may try to "engage" him outside. Onision will try to hide and "not engage" in a very funny manner. Chris Hansen will narrate the clown show in a way that shows he is taking the self righteous high ground.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

There's something I don't understand about anti-os. Why would you invest so much time and emotion into something you hate? I've been following Onision for years. I sure wouldn't spend that much time if I just hated him. I'd stop and go watch someone who is fun. But I actually enjoy watching Onision flail about and act lame. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him, but I really like watching him on the internet shoot himself in the foot over and over. It's the same with Chris Chan. That's why people still follow them and they still have an audience after messing up big.

I think here in Kiwifarms, we have a different relationship to the lolcows than elsewhere. There are a lot of people who have joined the farms in the past three months posting in this thread who don't seem to get that. There are no "good guys" and "bad guys". This isn't championship wrestling. We can enjoy the drama without becoming emotionally invested in it personally. We don't have to pick sides.

I just think that Onision is a flaming dumpster fire and all the people who hitch their wagon to him for fame or youtube bux are the lamest human beings on earth. The funniest thing is that people make a big deal about Chris Hansen's journalistic credentials. What kind of journalist spends this much time "investigating" a guy in a banana suit that spits up and rolls on the floor in reaction to being investigated? I sit back and roast marshmallows on Hansen's dumpster fire too. This is all really ridiculous and entertaining.

Whilst I agree anti O people are over invested, on the farms there's always one thing that will get people emotionally pissed: children. Just look through the Schofield thread, it's something that strikes a real chord in a large majority of people.

Another thing is abuse, I think Greg's behaviour can be pretty disturbing to people normally, but if someone has been through narc abuse in their lives, shit like this ignites some kind of burning hatred (see: Margo Palermo's thread). Combining this with the fact Greg has 2 kids who have to grow up being treated like shit, it's just ripe for getting people mighty angry.

It's not like Chris Chan, where people want get emotionaly invested and want to save him from himself or some shit, it's just pure rage at the fact someone like Greg can get away with treating people how he does.

 

[bigshot]

Who wants to save Chris Chan from himself?! That would shut off the faucet of fun!

I don't think it's children or netflix shows about "don't f*ck with cats". I think it's that a lot of people think the internet is real. (hint: it's even less real than commercials on TV.) But I guess some people think Dr Phil, Chris Hansen and Jerry Springer are real too. Dammit! Maury Povich is providing a public service with those DNA tests and no one is going to tell me otherwise!

Let's all have fun!

 

[[n i h i l i s m]]

So let me get this straight. Greg and Lainey didn't bother to move their kid out of the room when they had sex with a teenager, but they chose to neglect her while doing a task as fucking mundane as cooking and being on the computer?

Jesus christ, these people need to be sent to prison. CPS won't do shit about it, given how many times they've been called in the past.

 

[Dance For Us]

Shame that one onision mole isn't recording VCs anymore.
I would love to hear shreg whining to his little fangirls about his innocence, overall curious of his attempts in front of them.

 

[Niggernerd]

Todays the court case right? (Sorry been in and out of it today)

 

[Enlaa. Just Enlaa.]

are you this illiterate on purpose or what?

Just ignore him. He's just trying to live up to his name by being an annoying contrarian to everything.

 

[Cyber Goose]

My money is on Greg being too big of a coward to even show up to court today.

 

[Dance For Us]

My money is on Greg being too big of a coward to even show up to court today.

How fucking embarrassing yet hilarious too, being the one who initiated this whole fucking circus.
Only to get stressed, depressed and not even show up for something you wanted in the first place.

 

[peekacho]

Im really hoping he forces Lainey to take his place in court bc of his "soul pain"

 

[Montage]

Maybe I’m missing something, but I’m not quite sure why everyone is blaming Gurg for his daughters accident.

Taylor was the one who negligently dumped the child in a room to be babysat by the TV and didn’t notice her head dive two stories from a window. Whatever we think of Gurg and his method of generating income, he’s the sole breadwinner- especially since Taylor ditched her online presence in a fit of sullen cowardice- and was working in the studio. It’s not an unreasonable expectation that your stay-at-home spouse actually watches the kids whilst you work, even if that work is spewing bullshit on Twitter for attention.

Gurg is a massive cunt and his behaviour after the accident was inexcusable and sociopathic, but that doesn’t negate Taylor’s gross negligence in allowing it to happen in the first place.

There’s two parents here, they’re both to blame.

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

I've been conducting extensive research on Onision's behavior. Watching his every move. Every smirk. Every hand signal searching for the hidden truth about him. What is he hiding? Why is he doing it? I've been lurking here for a long time but i think I've finally got this:

Spoiler

Onision has an impregnation fetish

 

[dfranki723]

At least that irresponsible shitstain had a somewhat human reaction to seeing her daughter injured. I don't think anyone believes either one of them are innocent of any wrongdoing but Greg is the one, on record, who basically pretends his daughter does not exist.

Equal blame, equal stupidity, equal levels of being undeserving of children.

 

[Screaming Mascara]

Lastest Discord call HERE.
It's more than 40minutes long but it has been transcribed.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Lastest Discord call HERE.
It's more than 40minutes long but it has been transcribed.

Sometimes I can't tell if Greg is trying to manipulate people into believing lies, or if he'd genuinely like delusional and believes everything he's saying. Like, in that call he says Eugenia Cooney was promoting eating disorders so that's why he was making videos on her- does he genuinely believe that? The girl is so fucking far down the rabbit hole of anorexia she doesn't even accept she has an eating disorder, even now after she was 5150'd into treatment because she was so sick. The words have never left her mouth, even in her new mental health advocate style videos. She's never shared her diet, or said anything about why or how she was getting to the weight she was. That's not promotion, it's just someone who is very fucking sick, and Greg thinks making fun of her in skits was helping? :Story:

Also lol @ him saying at one point no one wants to hear his side of the story. Hansen literally came to your front door to get your side and you called the popo on him for harassment and stalking and are now suing him lmfao

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Praising godbear that I don't have anywhere to go today and can watch the Onion court hearing!

Spoiler

 

[_0methadonius0_]

Okay, humor my tinfoiling, for I am both old and an old-fag and tend to ponder too much.

The part about Cloey's window leap that has not sounded rational to me is that Lainey needed to put her in her room so she could cook dinner.

Lainey? Cooking dinner? The most cooking she does is microwaving things and putting them on paper plates. Moreover, that house is filled with canisters of cold cereal, the bulk of the kids' diet. Any meal she prepares, at most, would take five minutes to prepare. Most people with toddlers will pop them in the high chair or in a playpen for those few minutes rather than take them to their room. No one needs to put a child away for the length of time it takes to heat a veggie burrito or pour soy tard cum over cereal.

We also know, from Lainey's complaints to others as well as reports from Shiloh, Skye and other women unlucky enough to have been sexually involved with Greg, he demands sexual interactions up to eight times a day, including showers. We've all wondered how they carve out the time for that and shield the kids from seeing it, at least when they are conscious. They get put in their rooms, possibly locked in there. I don't think they are depraved enough yet for Lainey to blow Greg on command in front of her kids, though she appears to be DTF if the kids are asleep in the same bed.

I wonder if it wasn't time for suk mi, or worse, followed by a shower. Lainey secured the kids, tended to Greg for however long it took, and Cloey fell during their marital bliss and the sound of the shower and Greg's autism meant they didn't find out until she'd been on the pavement for a while. After the shower, Lainey checks on the kids, can't find one, Greg goes looking and then events unfold, with the camera and Lainey calling 911 and handing the phone to Greg.

The core of this musing of mine is that Lainey simply does not cook. That detail is a lie, an outright lie. And why would they need to create an outright lie? To cover the fact that this disgusting man whose foul habits have been discussed all over the place was demanding sex yet again from his boywifething and his daughter nearly died while they were hosing off for the sixth time that day. As others have said, toddlers get into shit and bad things happen to even well-tended children but I absolutely do not believe Lainey was cooking, nor that such cooking, if performed, required the amount of time needed for Cloey to have been left alone long enough to make it into her brother's room. climb into the window, and fall out. They made up the lie so their gross and overly frequent sex life would not be a part of a police report, and to hopefully cover their negligence.

I'm with you. She doesn't actively cook. There was a video Greg posted recently where he's handed a plate from Lainey off-screen. He mentions it being his dinner. It's literally a plate with a mountain of tater-tots and nothing else. The only food preparation required in the Onion house is 1) Open freezer, remove bag of potato/soy based garbage. 2) Take out baking sheet. 3) Pour out contents of bag. 4) Place in oven.
I doubt she even takes the time to line the sheet with aluminum foil or even preheat the oven. She wouldn't remain in the kitchen to just stand there for 20-30 minutes while their dinner is in the oven. More than likely, I believe she went to her bedroom alone so that she could scroll through tumblr in peace away from the Shallots. She put Cloey in her bedroom away from Troy so that there would be less oppertunity for her to be bothered with the sound of her children playing or fighting/tattling on each other.

I think the anti-os are writing a fairy tale where the brave Hansen Prince storms the swamp castle and slays the evil Ogersion and rescues the fair lad Laneywart. Then he lifts her him they? onto his noble steed Vincent and takes both of they back to be his ward in his castle in the sky in the far off land of New York. It's all total BS, but just try to tell them that one of the characters they cast doesn't fit their archetype! They'll get very mad and self righteous and they will dismiss you as dumb with dunning krueger certainty.

Edit: Correction: They click "autistic" not dumb.

Do you just have to keep trying to steer the conversation back towards Hansen? It should be clear that you're the only person who really cares to talk about him right now. Remember the social etiquette tips you were taught in your special-ed classes to help manage your autism? Practice them, I can tell you're getting rusty.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I think the anti-os are writing a fairy tale where the brave Hansen Prince storms the swamp castle and slays the evil Ogersion and rescues the fair lad Laneywart. Then he lifts her him they? onto his noble steed Vincent and takes both of they back to be his ward in his castle in the sky in the far off land of New York. It's all total BS, but just try to tell them that one of the characters they cast doesn't fit their archetype! They'll get very mad and self righteous and they will dismiss you as dumb with dunning krueger certainty.

Edit: Correction: They click "autistic" not dumb.

Pot calls the kettle "Dunning Krueger"
Are you implying the people who rightfully rate you autistic are just anti-o's who are up Hansen's asshole? Are you really that unaware of your surroundings.

 

[F a c t M a c h i n e]

Who wants to save Chris Chan from himself?! That would shut off the faucet of fun!

I don't think it's children or netflix shows about "don't f*ck with cats". I think it's that a lot of people think the internet is real. (hint: it's even less real than commercials on TV.) But I guess some people think Dr Phil, Chris Hansen and Jerry Springer are real too. Dammit! Maury Povich is providing a public service with those DNA tests and no one is going to tell me otherwise!

Let's all have fun!

I swear you've been repeating the same thing over and over again for like 10 pages. Everyone of your posts is either defending Onision or trashing Hansen. Can you come up with something else?