Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[George Floyd Sneed]

I'm on Dick's side with that. If you give me something for free, that's how much it costs. I'm not going to negotiate for both sides just because artists are generally dipshits who won't demand payment.

And "Hey I gave you that and turns out it's valuable so gib monies" is just Indian Giving in a post-barter economy.

I agree. Besides, Hazencruz hasn’t done anything worthy of compensation anyway.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Good job making sure you even gave reason for Big Tech, and their budding streaming/entertainment divisions, to hate, and be wary of, you too, mental midget Maddox

But he wore a Twitch shirt while he was not explaining how to get big on Twitch that's got to count for something right? He even came up with the idea of streaming being available on Twitch for 24 hours which is a huge paradigm shift. Big Tech would be lucky to have the babadook.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Scroll down for the "John Josemos" posts, but here's Dick justifying his blocking spree by claiming that blocking haters and alogs keeps him from getting banned (what the fuck is incognito??). Does anyone actually believe this?

Attention Required!

 

[polonium]

Dax "everyone who disagrees with me is an unfunny attention seeker" Herrera strikes again, blocking more fans during arguments and trying to justify it

https://archive.ph/k55FB

He just can't stop himself from responding, it's getting embarrassing

That's odd, he usually gives the unfunny attention-seeking assholes a 45 minute slot on the show to describe their totally-not-made-up hooker encounters

 

[MemeGrey]

Scroll down for the "John Josemos" posts, but here's Dick justifying his blocking spree by claiming that blocking haters and alogs keeps him from getting banned (what the fuck is incognito??). Does anyone actually believe this?

Attention Required!

Dick may be a pussy for blocking people but you have no reason to be this mad about him blocking you.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

(what the fuck is incognito??).

If you're blocked, you can still read his tweets if you just log out of your account. (lol twitter is so stupid)
"incognito mode" for your browser (a common feature) is automatically logged out of all accounts.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Dick may be a pussy for blocking people but you have no reason to be this mad about him blocking you.

Nah, that isn't me, I've been blocked for a long time and tbh my block was a lot more justified than many of the ones I'm seeing lately. It's the doubling down and defending of the blocking that I find interesting, especially since he's defending it with complete nonsense. Thought this might not be important enough to post lol, I've just seen this line about protecting himself from reporters a couple times before and smelled bullshit in every instance

 

[Pissmaster]

Also 80's girl was supposed to be Korean iirc.

Shitty Passenger is another person Dick knows that rode with him to Burning Man, and she's a Korean girl. She's only been mentioned a few times. That's probably who you're thinking of.

I'm on Dick's side with that. If you give me something for free, that's how much it costs. I'm not going to negotiate for both sides just because artists are generally dipshits who won't demand payment.

And "Hey I gave you that and turns out it's valuable so gib monies" is just Indian Giving in a post-barter economy.

Yeah, that's true. Hazencruz could have just started asking for a nominal fee for his work and nobody would have a problem, but to ask out of the blue after all this time? Yeah, he's probably never gonna show up again.

I take it back, I guess Hazencruz is a piece of shit after all. If Hazencruz got paid, I guess Andrew from Eugene, OR is owed a couple of grand for all his voicemails that got played.

 

[Sped Xing]

Class Action contributor lolsuit when

 

[polonium]

Class Action contributor lolsuit when

If it gives Dick something to talk about, it would be worth it.

 

[Kenobi]

I didnt see this in the thread. Also dicks galaxy brain take

𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖓 ✠ 𝖂𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖘 | MAKING VIDYA on Twitter

“@SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts @LABasedComedian @whims_y @TheVoices297 I'm still waiting for the proof Dick told Ralph in person that I was such a cool guy. You can't even trust these people in person.”

twitter.com

 

[AnOminous]

I didnt see this in the thread. Also dicks galaxy brain take

He knows how this goes because he's watched Maddox and others go down this path, so why the fuck is he cowing out anyway?

 

[MemeGrey]

His fans are becoming his friends, this always ends up badly because fans willing to put themselves out there are usually unfunny autists. I miss KenDollInHide. That guy knew what was up.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Maddox gets cucked out of an ex, then his own thread, now even his own lolcowdom.... The Dick just will not stop the cucking!

 

[Rausch]

It was only a matter of time until a new account posted 80s Girl's supposed mugshot. You fags have been spamming that photo, the link to her school and the (as far as I can tell) completely unsubstantiated idea that she used to be a camgirl in your natural habitat, Reddit, for months now. Only surprised it took as long as it did to appear here. It's telling that even the gay op squad got squeamish about crossing that Rubicon and posting it here forever.

So after Maddox sued Dick for hurt feels and lost, he then eventually decided to go back to trying to hurt feels himself and eventually got mad enough to mention 80s Girl in public and made those greasy, unfunny comments which he soon deleted (but were preserved here). So when Maddox doing it himself in public didn't work out and he backed off, in a pure co-incidence the gay ops soon revved up a notch. I've seen that equally unemployable and worthless little trust fund turd Jesse posting a picture of her sat on Maddox from years ago that Maddox had saved (fine) and passed around (very creepy). You absolute pussy, Maddox. You're the sad old bald fuck sitting at the youth hostel bar bragging to the kids about the ass you had back in the day before you were old and alone, who everyone bails on all at once when you go for a piss.

Anyway, the meta joke of cucking Maddox in his own thread was over and fit for spoiling before the Dear Leader's wise and timely intervention. It's nadir in my opinion was when Sean briefly cucked Maddox in this thread but then it soon went back to off-topic faggotry and blatant gay-oppery. I'll see you fags in the Dick Show thread if you want to have it out over there - just made a post about delusional moron Hazencruz. And if the thread is only 4 or 5 pages long then maybe that's just a reflection of how much more of a lolcow Maddox is than Dick?

In a bid to help return the thread to topic, I present you the Twitch channel of George "How To Get Big On Twitch" Ouzounian. Remember his three rules 1. Play games nobody cares about 2. Invest large amounts of your finite time on this Earth playing games nobody cares about 3. have a great personality.

Very, very sad.

Also "satirist" Maddox is still pumping out NPC opinion generator shit on his Twitter:



Trump's statements can often be picked apart under scrutiny?! What an incredibly hot take! What's next: he has goofy hair? You can sense the palpable frustration that American troops had merely turned out to have had a few headaches (according to CNN); if a few of them had been killed that would have really exposed Drumpf and made George look really virtuous. Look at that faggot calling out liars and encouraging people to put differences aside; he's the biggest liar on the Internet and his inability to let things go led to him ruining his life.

Here's some cringe:

 

[YourMistaken]

It was only a matter of time until a new account posted 80s Girl's supposed mugshot. You fags have been spamming that photo, the link to her school and the (as far as I can tell) completely unsubstantiated idea that she used to be a camgirl in your natural habitat, Reddit, for months now. Only surprised it took as long as it did to appear here. It's telling that even the gay op squad got squeamish about crossing that Rubicon and posting it here forever.

So after Maddox sued Dick for hurt feels and lost, he then eventually decided to go back to trying to hurt feels himself and eventually got mad enough to mention 80s Girl in public and made those greasy, unfunny comments which he soon deleted (but were preserved here). So when Maddox doing it himself in public didn't work out and he backed off, in a pure co-incidence the gay ops soon revved up a notch. I've seen that equally unemployable and worthless little trust fund turd Jesse posting a picture of her sat on Maddox from years ago that Maddox had saved (fine) and passed around (very creepy). You absolute pussy, Maddox. You're the sad old bald fuck sitting at the youth hostel bar bragging to the kids about the ass you had back in the day before you were old and alone, who everyone bails on all at once when you go for a piss.

Anyway, the meta joke of cucking Maddox in his own thread was over and fit for spoiling before the Dear Leader's wise and timely intervention. It's nadir in my opinion was when Sean briefly cucked Maddox in this thread but then it soon went back to off-topic faggotry and blatant gay-oppery. I'll see you fags in the Dick Show thread if you want to have it out over there - just made a post about delusional moron Hazencruz. And if the thread is only 4 or 5 pages long then maybe that's just a reflection of how much more of a lolcow Maddox is than Dick?

In a bid to help return the thread to topic, I present you the Twitch channel of George "How To Get Big On Twitch" Ouzounian. Remember his three rules 1. Play games nobody cares about 2. Invest large amounts of your finite time on this Earth playing games nobody cares about 3. have a great personality.

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Very, very sad.

Also "satirist" Maddox is still pumping out NPC opinion generator shit on his Twitter:

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Trump's statements can often be picked apart under scrutiny?! What an incredibly hot take! What's next: he has goofy hair? You can sense the palpable frustration that American troops had merely turned out to have had a few headaches (according to CNN); if a few of them had been killed that would have really exposed Drumpf and made George look really virtuous. Look at that faggot calling out liars and encouraging people to put differences aside; he's the biggest liar on the Internet and his inability to let things go led to him ruining his life.

Here's some cringe:

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Wow that's a lot of words

 

[soy_king]

It was only a matter of time until a new account posted 80s Girl's supposed mugshot. You fags have been spamming that photo, the link to her school and the (as far as I can tell) completely unsubstantiated idea that she used to be a camgirl in your natural habitat, Reddit, for months now. Only surprised it took as long as it did to appear here. It's telling that even the gay op squad got squeamish about crossing that Rubicon and posting it here forever.

So after Maddox sued Dick for hurt feels and lost, he then eventually decided to go back to trying to hurt feels himself and eventually got mad enough to mention 80s Girl in public and made those greasy, unfunny comments which he soon deleted (but were preserved here). So when Maddox doing it himself in public didn't work out and he backed off, in a pure co-incidence the gay ops soon revved up a notch. I've seen that equally unemployable and worthless little trust fund turd Jesse posting a picture of her sat on Maddox from years ago that Maddox had saved (fine) and passed around (very creepy). You absolute pussy, Maddox. You're the sad old bald fuck sitting at the youth hostel bar bragging to the kids about the ass you had back in the day before you were old and alone, who everyone bails on all at once when you go for a piss.

Anyway, the meta joke of cucking Maddox in his own thread was over and fit for spoiling before the Dear Leader's wise and timely intervention. It's nadir in my opinion was when Sean briefly cucked Maddox in this thread but then it soon went back to off-topic faggotry and blatant gay-oppery. I'll see you fags in the Dick Show thread if you want to have it out over there - just made a post about delusional moron Hazencruz. And if the thread is only 4 or 5 pages long then maybe that's just a reflection of how much more of a lolcow Maddox is than Dick?

In a bid to help return the thread to topic, I present you the Twitch channel of George "How To Get Big On Twitch" Ouzounian. Remember his three rules 1. Play games nobody cares about 2. Invest large amounts of your finite time on this Earth playing games nobody cares about 3. have a great personality.

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Very, very sad.

Also "satirist" Maddox is still pumping out NPC opinion generator shit on his Twitter:

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Trump's statements can often be picked apart under scrutiny?! What an incredibly hot take! What's next: he has goofy hair? You can sense the palpable frustration that American troops had merely turned out to have had a few headaches (according to CNN); if a few of them had been killed that would have really exposed Drumpf and made George look really virtuous. Look at that faggot calling out liars and encouraging people to put differences aside; he's the biggest liar on the Internet and his inability to let things go led to him ruining his life.

Here's some cringe:

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I'm starting to think that @Rausch is really Dick. Not going to start asserting that, just really starting to wonder with all the m'ladying and deflection to an irrelevant cuckold.

 

[Rausch]

deflection to an irrelevant cuckold.

The thread is about that irrelevant cuckold.

But okay, I've said my piece on it and it divides opinion.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

His fans are becoming his friends, this always ends up badly because fans willing to put themselves out there are usually unfunny autists. I miss KenDollInHide. That guy knew what was up.

Did he retire, like Madcucks? I haven't listened to the show in about a year, but that guy was always super busy and churning out content.

 

[Sped Xing]

Bicycle Boys was fucking great.

Has Maddox himself retired, or is he just depressed? If we all believe, will it inhibit enough of his monoamine oxidase inhibited to get him on his feet making incredibly bad decisions again?