Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Rausch]

It's sad to see Dick responding to trolls in a way that you could copy-paste underneath Maddox's Twitter byline and that cringe 20 year old photo of himself and not know the difference. Stop feeding the trolls, Dick - you should know you can't win and you lose even if you're right..

However, Dick is either objectively right or at least less wrong in the majority of his feuds with these e-celeb wannabes. Look at that moron Hazencruz crowing about the "Paid in Exposure" Easter Egg on the Dick Show episode image. Oh yeah, you totally owned Dick there and didn't instead shine a light on how you were happily paid in exposure until you weren't, making videos about how big Dick's cock is and A-logging his enemies like that hour long well documented exposure of Asterios. I guess he got mad about everyone calling him a Dick ball washer and decided to prove that he was a strong independent e-celeb faggot who don't need no man. So he screeched "you'll be hearing from lawyer about that $250 you owe me" as he jumped out of the window of whatever Dick Show fan group it was. The absolute state of those faggot wannabe e-celebs smugly thinking they can get some exposure for themselves by suddenly turning on their master who set the whole deal up, just like the Haitian Rebellion. That didn't work out too well and we'll see how it goes for HazenCruz and those other dummies now - I dunno, maybe they can turn "toxic e-drama sperg known not at all outside a niche e-drama community and inside that community for turning on people he had previously loyally supported after his after-the-fact money demands were not met" in to a brand that he can cash in on. Dick is also demonstrably correct when he says they're after his money; they obviously are. All those entitled millennial and zoomer coomers who had one of their pictures appear on a podcast and suddenly they're demanding gibs. "He stingy, he can afford it, he should just gibsmedat".

The fact of the matter is that if you want to make it as an artist/musician, it is very, very hard because there are a lot of people who want to do it, a lot of shit currently exists and there is only so much demand and all of the people who want to do it think they're as good as you think you are. It's not even just making it in a creative field. A hell of a lot of Fortune 500 companies and the like even provide unpaid internships because they can get away with it, they know getting that big brand on your CV is worth it for you if you can make it in their field, so shut the fuck up and make the tea dummy and if you don't like it, you know where the door is and we'll get some other youngster who doesn't know anything to do it for free. I suppose that's what Dick gets for treating (man)children like they're friends; maybe he should be a harsh task-master for his ballwashers going forward - you do it for free, jannies!

 

[Null]

@Ped Xing is creepy. He really wants things to go south for Dick and I sense underlying motivation.

This sudden shift of "now Dick is a lolcow because he made fun of HazenCruz on Twitter" feels ultra astroturfed and it's hard for me to take it seriously.

Blocking people is kind of shitty but even I mute people who get into habit of sending me tons of unsolicited messages in hopes of a response. I don't block them because I don't care if they read my messages. When I managed CWC's Twitter, though, I would block people because one guy in particular would make upwards of 50 accounts a day and use them exclusively to reply to people replying to Chris to call Chris a pedo, instead of risking @'ing Chris directly and getting blocked. Blocking accounts made it so they couldn't see replies to your account either. I don't know if that's the intended effect (i.e. if people are spreading dox on Twitter to fans of the show replying to Dick), but that's the main distinction between Mute vs. Block.

As far as fucking with 80s Girl goes, that's kinda shitty and gay, and I don't trust anyone involved in this to get the information right. It looks like you've fucked up already and plastered some random California teacher's information in the Maddox thread, so great job with that one. I find it hard to care who's fucking who. If he starts having sex with a pedophile furry let me know.


If what he says is true, he's loaded and he's got a mansion. If the show stopped being fun he'd probably just retire. Why wouldn't he?

 

[Sped Xing]

Of all the people sperging about Dick, you pick the guy saying it would be entertaining to watch him shit the bed?

Alright, I admit it. I'm secretly, uh, Hazencruz?


EDIT: Rausch, what was that shit about Haiti, man?

 

[YourMistaken]

It looks like you've fucked up already and plastered some random California teacher's information in the Maddox thread, so great job with that one.

Are you saying this isn't her?

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[BIG_BRAD]

@Ped Xing is creepy. He really wants things to go south for Dick and I sense underlying motivation.
This sudden shift of "now Dick is a lolcow because he made fun of HazenCruz on Twitter" feels ultra astroturfed and it's hard for me to take it seriously.

luv you Null, but I've also seen you in Dick's paypig discord gushing over how much you look up to him and all sorts of gay shit. It's fans like you who willingly ignore the red flags and continue to kiss his ass who are going to be Dick's downfall

It's easy enough to look at a couple posts (like the one above me here) and think this is all ops from the furry squad or the greasy mop, but do you honestly think that's the case?

 

[Null]

The thread didn't seem to think it was and you hadn't posted that so why would I know any different? She doesn't seem like Dick's type at all, which is why it seemed suspicious. I also don't trust any of you to get things right.

luv you Null, but I've also seen you in Dick's paypig discord gushing over how much you look up to him and all sorts of gay shit. It's fans like you who willingly ignore the red flags and continue to kiss his ass who are going to be Dick's downfall

He's a pretty good entertainer and in terms of financial success there's a lot to learn from. I've also been here for a long ass time and I know when people are up to faggot shit. The bipolarity in discussion cannot be ignored and I am not going to let you try to shame me into ignoring it.

 

[Sped Xing]

I take back calling her flat.

Real talk I'm Doctor Rachel and everyone calling Dick a lolcow is a Russian bot from my targeted harassment campaign.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

The bipolarity in discussion cannot be ignored and I am not going to let you try to shame me into ignoring it.

How about you try using your head? You legit look up to Dick, you've said so yourself, which is fine I guess, but at least don't pretend like you're not biased here.

Obviously Jesse and his pack of tards are in these threads. You're using that to minimize and invalidate every other criticism and observation made about Dick, who for way too long has been doing shady shit completely unquestioned because 1. it was funny and 2. it spites maddox. Maddox is dead, so of course without the villain around the hero stops looking so heroic. People are going to start speculating and asking questions. To call it all ops is deluding yourself.

 

[Null]

To call it all ops is deluding yourself.

To call it funny is also delusional unless you really, really want it to be.

The shady shit you're bitching about is summarized in this Reddit post:

1. ok. I posted the decapitated body of a 19(?) year old girl on the forum and told six different family members to go fuck themselves when they complained so I don't think I can take moral high-ground here.

2. Half-true. Dick said, and HC did not contradict, that at a point Dick clearly and unambiguously told HC he would no longer pay for his bits. After, HC continued to submit bits, which would sometimes be played, and he received no compensation. He was notified of this. When HC got upset at Dick over an unrelated problem, he brought up money issues. Apparently Dick was late on a payment before and needed to be reminded, which is pretty fucking bog standard for any independent contractor who has done invoicing before.

I have had to repeatedly remind even large clients to pay, and sometimes my clients can't pay because corporations as large as Coca-Cola fail to pay for years. There was one party in particular that was waiting on Coke to pay them, but the department they serviced had been consolidated into other departments, so Coke Corporate was bouncing their invoice between departments as the one that hired the service no longer existed. Dick isn't Coke, but I'm saying anyone who does a job that isn't on payroll has to remind people to pay invoices so get over it.

3. Kinda gross but okay. I think the story that he shares his woman is false. I think they just swing and get a third girl in. It is hypocritical to have an open relationship while bashing open relationships so heavily but I have no reason to believe it's wife-swapping or cuckolding. I've never asked Dick about it because I don't care.

4. ok, see 3.


Tell me when I should be laughing mommy. I want to be a cool kid with the right opinions.

 

[KateHikes14]

@Rausch h doesnt write like dick at all @soy_king. His post just seem to point to him being an obsessive sperg defending dick from imaginary gay ops.

That reddit post misses out the general decline in quality from the whole mint thing, I'm annoyed by the level of defending m'ladies honor dick is doing regarding mint. "Everyone is just jealous" is a retarded take that should give anyone pause when they utter it.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

The shady shit you're bitching about is summarized in this Reddit post:

No, it isn't. I believe he intentionally misled and manipulated his audience into destroying Maddox. We all went along with it because Maddox is a detestable sack of shit who also lies.

One big lie is the "chump syndrome" thing, and this is something Dick does a lot: painting someone he doesn't like as being emotional over a woman to distract from their real points (in this case, Dick telling random redditors he's just pretending to be Maddox's friend, Dick fucking his ex behind his back and lying about it). It's so obvious that Maddox was really lashing out because his feelings were hurt. You don't act like he acted when you're thinking rationally. In the wautergate leaks, Maddox says he would have asked Dick to be the best man at his wedding. I'd put money on it being more about a one sided man crush than a woman he'd been separated from for years.

Then there's when Dick went after Asterios because he wanted some space from the show after getting sued. Once again, you don't act like Dick acted (reeeing over his name being used in a 5 Minute Podcast, inserting himself into the Mumkey drama, picking apart Asterios' twitter bio on his show, getting a puppet replica of the guy he misses on his show) without your feelings being very hurt.

Dick and Maddox are both autists who worship and idolize their idea of their dad's idea of masculinity, which means talking about feelings is gay to them. Both felt the need to lie and exaggerate to their audiences because both of them would have looked like some real petty bitches otherwise. They deserve each other and that's why the threads should be merged.

 

[Sped Xing]

Did Dick make Apostrophos? I thought it was a cool gift from someone else.

Talking about your feelings *is* gay. Dick screaming over Had was just bad content and uncomfortable. Imagine a weepy Dick breaking down and opening up for the internet. "I gotta be real wit y'all "

If he did that, even Null wouldn't be able to say he's not being a cow. I think better of him, spastic though he is acting.

Would be more entertaining, though.

 

[ddlloo]

No, it isn't. I believe he intentionally misled and manipulated his audience into destroying Maddox. We all went along with it because Maddox is a detestable sack of shit who also lies.

Yeah, and?
You do remember how Maddox tried to ruin Dick's life, multiple times, right?

 

[Null]

Dick said he looked up to Maddox as being an OG Troll and slowly grew to resent him over time, particularly because Maddox basically sabotaged projects they both put a lot of time and money into. This matches up to the reality of the show. Dick was the biggest fan of Maddox's for the first two dozen episodes and over time their arguments became more cutting and Dick held back less.

Fucking your friend's ex is a genuine dick movie and I don't doubt that stung Maddox a lot, but again, how does this make Dick a lolcow? Ped Xing declared Dick to be an official lolcow to the point where he refused to post here unless I first moved it to a board that was more suited to his categorization. Is this the entirety of the joke?

I've listened through these shows slowly over time and Dick mostly left Maddox alone until the lawsuit came forth and the lawsuit is one of the most genuinely preposterous fucking things ever laid out in court. I give him no passes on that.

Asterios expected Dick to pay his defense fund and Dick wouldn't. That's why he's bitter about it. It's not that Asterios just wanted to move on and do his own thing, it's that this came as a consequence of Dick not giving him money. It's the same thing with HazenCruz and all these other people. Everyone who was a part of the show over the last year is parting ways because they want (and feel entitled to) the dude's fucking money and he ain't giving it to them. When that becomes clear they cut ties to go suck their own dick in their own corners of the Internet. I've found, in dealing with Dick, he's willing to do anything within his power to enable people to make their own success, but he won't finance it himself.


Your last paragraph sums up my feelings regarding this drama: you don't like him and you want bad things to happen to him by playing a game Chinese whispers, using my website as a tool and a means to an end. If I won't let you do that I'm simply a white knight.

 

[Sped Xing]

Ped Xing declared Dick to be an official lolcow to the point where he refused to post here unless I first moved it to a board that was more suited to his categorization.

What? I never said any such thing.

 

[KateHikes14]

No, it isn't. I believe he intentionally misled and manipulated his audience into destroying Maddox. We all went along with it because Maddox is a detestable sack of shit who also lies.

One big lie is the "chump syndrome" thing, and this is something Dick does a lot: painting someone he doesn't like as being emotional over a woman to distract from their real points (in this case, Dick telling random redditors he's just pretending to be Maddox's friend, Dick fucking his ex behind his back and lying about it). It's so obvious that Maddox was really lashing out because his feelings were hurt. You don't act like he acted when you're thinking rationally. In the wautergate leaks, Maddox says he would have asked Dick to be the best man at his wedding. I'd put money on it being more about a one sided man crush than a woman he'd been separated from for years.

Then there's when Dick went after Asterios because he wanted some space from the show after getting sued. Once again, you don't act like Dick acted (reeeing over his name being used in a 5 Minute Podcast, inserting himself into the Mumkey drama, picking apart Asterios' twitter bio on his show, getting a puppet replica of the guy he misses on his show) without your feelings being very hurt.

Dick and Maddox are both autists who worship and idolize their idea of their dad's idea of masculinity, which means talking about feelings is gay to them. Both felt the need to lie and exaggerate to their audiences because both of them would have looked like some real petty bitches otherwise. They deserve each other and that's why the threads should be merged.

Why should I care why the cuck king REALLY sued though? Especially since he won't talk about it? Null has given him an opportunity to dish (not that I blame him for not taking it when Null publicly supports Dick) as have many others as well.
As for Asterios the show is much better with him gone, the funny voice shit is very grating and is not the replacement for jokes that he seems to think it is.

 

[ddlloo]

Dick said he looked up to Maddox as being an OG Troll and slowly grew to resent him over time, particularly because Maddox basically sabotaged projects they both put a lot of time and money into. This matches up to the reality of the show. Dick was the biggest fan of Maddox's for the first two dozen episodes and over time their arguments became more cutting and Dick held back less.

Fucking your friend's ex is a genuine dick movie and I don't doubt that stung Maddox a lot, but again, how does this make Dick a lolcow? Ped Xing declared Dick to be an official lolcow to the point where he refused to post here unless I first moved it to a board that was more suited to his categorization. Is this the entirety of the joke?

I've listened through these shows slowly over time and Dick mostly left Maddox alone until the lawsuit came forth and the lawsuit is one of the most genuinely preposterous fucking things ever laid out in court. I give him no passes on that.

Asterios expected Dick to pay his defense fund and Dick wouldn't. That's why he's bitter about it. It's not that Asterios just wanted to move on and do his own thing, it's that this came as a consequence of Dick not giving him money. It's the same thing with HazenCruz and all these other people. Everyone who was a part of the show over the last year is parting ways because they want (and feel entitled to) the dude's fucking money and he ain't giving it to them. When that becomes clear they cut ties to go suck their own dick in their own corners of the Internet. I've found, in dealing with Dick, he's willing to do anything within his power to enable people to make their own success, but he won't finance it himself.


Your last paragraph sums up my feelings regarding this drama: you don't like him and you want bad things to happen to him by playing a game Chinese whispers, using my website as a tool and a means to an end. If I won't let you do that I'm simply a white knight.

If my memory is right it was actually that video Maddox made, which resulted in Dick losing a bunch of friends and being kicked out of his comedy group, that kickstarted Dick talking about Maddox. It then obviously escalated when the lawsuit dropped.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Just got here from the Life is Strange stream, and Null you should definitely take the side of the retarded tranny Sonic the Hedgehog artist for the meme.

I'd say pledge to his Patterson account, but you're probably banned from giving money on there too huh?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I admit, this discussion has been more entertaining than the last three episodes of TDS.

 

[Pissmaster]

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This picture made me laugh, look at Maddox off to the side while that guy and Marie have a great time posing for the photo. Cucked years before the great cuckening.