🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Perspicacity said:
Here is some of his stuff from the last year. Be sure to look up his documentary series on Jahans too, it's his best work.
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Yet another Godwinson Archive

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That Cooking with Surfer was the most amazing video I've ever watched. Surfer rolling around screaming "I want to kill the jews", PPP sitting with his head in his hands sweating profusely, Jesus hippie dude sitting there staring at the wall smiling, and Godwinson trying to wrangle Surfer while he tries to cook pork chops and film the whole affair. I was so enthralled I didn't even get some screenshots. Absinthe is a hell of a drug.
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Heres the video if anyone wants it. Cooking with godwinson
 
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LOL ngl theres something so fucked up about telling a customer to stfu about the bad service and get on with using it, just forget about the issues you've had and get on with it.... runs me the wrong way, right? If people are giving you money for a service you should make sure that runs smoothly, not tell them that their issues mean fuck all to you so get over it
 
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LOL ngl theres something so fucked up about telling a customer to stfu about the bad service and get on with using it, just forget about the issues you've had and get on with it.... runs me the wrong way, right? If people are giving you money for a service you should make sure that runs smoothly, not tell them that their issues mean fuck all to you so get over it
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It's almost you'd have to be an exceptional individual to be stupid enough to pay some fat remtard on the internet to... what, I still don't know. I don't get it.
 
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Julay-chan said:
Of course, but that doesn't change the fact that it's not something you make fun of publicly. It can't even be considered banter. Randbot cucking was the most pathetic display of 2020.
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Yeah, even if those jokes can be funny, these people are supposedly at least your associates, if not real friends.

Theres a difference between dead baby jokes and jokes about your friends dead baby specifically. Theres a difference between jokes about autism and then specifically calling out a friends autism when they themselves hadn't publicly disclosed it yet.

It's funny for viewers, potentially, because it's a spectacle.

Good people dont make their friends into spectacles.
 
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Yeah, even if those jokes can be funny, these people are supposedly at least your associates, if not real friends.

Theres a difference between dead baby jokes and jokes about your friends dead baby specifically. Theres a difference between jokes about autism and then specifically calling out a friends autism when they themselves hadn't publicly disclosed it yet.

It's funny for viewers, potentially, because it's a spectacle.

Good people dont make their friends into spectacles.
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Sure, under normal circumstances. Rand also happens to be a drunk retarded neo Nazi who at least verbally abuses his wife... so how he's treated by his friends elicits a giant shrug from me

Also the star guest last night saying in no uncertain terms how much nicer it is to be on KS when Rand isn't was pretty good
 
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2020Suicide said:
Is it really $15 for the discord link? That doesnt sound true. Also we can see how much people give him every show. Its about $150 before obviously the chest and dlive take their cut. Still ethan makes pretty good amount of cash for not doing a damn thing. It should really tell you how bad his finances are that he needs to do that other show.
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Well Ralph's other show won't help him either. That new show will die quicker than the cuckstream.
 
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Separated at birth :smug:
I wholeheartly thank the retards at /cow/ for sharing the screenshots
 
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So, is Gaytor's name Darin Thompson or Shannon Gaines? I've heard supposed evidence that the name Shannon Gaines was uncovered during Knoxville, but I've never seen that evidence and it seems to be hearsay. The Darin Thompson name seems more likely because there seems to be evidence, and I just don't think modern American parents would name their child Shannon. Flamenco and Gaytor also laughed off the name Shannon like it was some joke. They seemed to be using the Metokur strategy of laughingly and sarcastically adressing something as to cast doubt. So I am really left with no idea. I just know Gaytor is fucking unbearable any time he opens his mouth. His voice and affectation mimicking Jim is obnoxious. Flamenco does it too. At least Flamenco doesn't make jokes that are annoyingly awful.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
So, is Gaytor's name Darin Thompson or Shannon Gaines? I've heard supposed evidence that the name Shannon Gaines was uncovered during Knoxville, but I've never seen that evidence and it seems to be hearsay. The Darin Thompson name seems more likely because there seems to be evidence, and I just don't think modern American parents would name their child Shannon. Flamenco and Gaytor also laughed off the name Shannon like it was some joke. They seemed to be using the Metokur strategy of laughingly and sarcastically adressing something as to cast doubt. So I am really left with no idea. I just know Gaytor is fucking unbearable any time he opens his mouth. His voice and affectation mimicking Jim is obnoxious. Flamenco does it too. At least Flamenco doesn't make jokes that are annoyingly awful.
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The Shannon Gaines name goes all the way back to stream.me guntgate. I've been listening to older clips but so much stuff from that time period has been purged, I can't verify where it came from. The name was leaked around the time Zoom turned on Ralph, but I can't tell you if the dox is related to Zoom or Dispatch or both. If I could narrow it around to a time it would probably be middle of Feb 2019 when basically all Ralph's old fans turned against him.

@DispatchCommit Perhaps you can clear this up?
 
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So, is Gaytor's name Darin Thompson or Shannon Gaines? I've heard supposed evidence that the name Shannon Gaines was uncovered during Knoxville, but I've never seen that evidence and it seems to be hearsay. The Darin Thompson name seems more likely because there seems to be evidence, and I just don't think modern American parents would name their child Shannon. Flamenco and Gaytor also laughed off the name Shannon like it was some joke. They seemed to be using the Metokur strategy of laughingly and sarcastically adressing something as to cast doubt. So I am really left with no idea. I just know Gaytor is fucking unbearable any time he opens his mouth. His voice and affectation mimicking Jim is obnoxious. Flamenco does it too. At least Flamenco doesn't make jokes that are annoyingly awful.
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Gator claiming not to care about Shannon would only make sense if shannonposters weren't getting banned from guntchat. Or did I hear that wrong?

Different regions of the U.S. are more apt to stick an allegedly male child with a weird or feminine name. See; Leslie. Also, it's a huge country. Some stupid single mom is gonna get that bright idea sometime

In any event, perhaps it's not ppp who should be answering the pushup question, it's gator who should be answering the Shannon question
 
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RALPH NOOOOO!
WRESTLE WRESTLE Doing donga numbers, sad!
How the fuck do you get beat by a rambling canadian neet whos content is 75% shit and 25% gold.
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The Guntlord has a new rival, a new challenger approaches.
Separated at birth :smug:
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This is the guy Ethan Ralph fears the most not Zoom the scary life destroyer fed,
 
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