I was watching a video she made about a month after eviction grift, and she invited me to click her amazon wishlist in the description box below, so I did!
This picture makes me sad. Her hair looks like she cut it herself with safety scissors and never brushed it. Did she EVER know how to take basic care of herself?
Where's her latest video? Was the last one with real comments too hard to take? Edited to ask, why are all our posts showing up with the hazmat? Did I miss a meeting?
Thanks for those gifs, very hypnotic. Reminds me of when cats do that chittering when they see prey they can't get to, and in her case, she is probably thinking of food too.
This picture makes me sad. Her hair looks like she cut it herself with safety scissors and never brushed it. Did she EVER know how to take basic care of herself?
Where's her latest video? Was the last one with real comments too hard to take? Edited to ask, why are all our posts showing up with the hazmat? Did I miss a meeting?
We've been getting trash videos from Amy but damn if I'm not excited for her trip abroad content. Just imagine it. Weeks of moaning about the unfair, restrictive size of airplane seats. Her getting into a stressful tizzy as she tries to pack and get prepared for the trip. Her controversial decision on whether or not the kids are going (it'll be controversial either way). Getting defensive and upset at everyone's input. Bring on the meltdowns
We've been getting trash videos from Amy but damn if I'm not excited for her trip abroad content. Just imagine it. Weeks of moaning about the unfair, restrictive size of airplane seats. Her getting into a stressful tizzy as she tries to pack and get prepared for the trip. Her controversial decision on whether or not the kids are going (it'll be controversial either way). Getting defensive and upset at everyone's input. Bring on the meltdowns
She's not bringing those motherfucking ferals on a motherfucking plane. That's a 16 hour trip. Amy can't contain them for 2 minutes let alone 16 hours in a metal tube packed with innocent victims at 35,000 feet. Her fat ass isn't going anywhere and there's no one she knows she can off load them on.
She's not bringing those motherfucking ferals on a motherfucking plane. That's a 16 hour trip. Amy can't contain them for 2 minutes let alone 16 hours in a metal tube packed with innocent victims at 35,000 feet. Her fat ass isn't going anywhere and there's no one she knows she can off load them on.
So, two seats for a hyperventilating Amy, one for Ali, one each for The Ferals, and one for the Houseservant. Fun times aboard Egypt Air. How big was Amy when she got married? She obviously was willing to brave the flight then.
So, two seats for a hyperventilating Amy, one for Ali, one each for The Ferals, and one for the Houseservant. Fun times aboard Egypt Air. How big was Amy when she got married? She obviously was willing to brave the flight then.
I don’t think they’ll take Miah. I suspect Oll-E’s family sees it as shameful that he’s raising another man’s child and he won’t want to show him off like he will his own kids. Miah’s value to them is solely as a caretaker and lackey, but I don’t think they can come up with an extra grand to bring him along.
So, two seats for a hyperventilating Amy, one for Ali, one each for The Ferals, and one for the Houseservant. Fun times aboard Egypt Air. How big was Amy when she got married? She obviously was willing to brave the flight then.
She said she was 350 when they got married and she lost 50 pounds in Egypt because of all the walking and lack of 5x daily fast food feedings.
Right now, flights are $1114 from Seattle. That's $5570 which is like 5500 more than they actually have at the moment. She's gonna have to sell A LOT of used fat pants to afford that.
I was contemplating if she would actually leave them home with Jeremiah to care for them and I decided that yes, I could see her doing that.
She said she was 350 when they got married and she lost 50 pounds in Egypt because of all the walking and lack of 5x daily fast food feedings.
Right now, flights are $1114 from Seattle. That's $5570 which is like 5500 more than they actually have at the moment. She's gonna have to sell A LOT of used fat pants to afford that.
I was contemplating if she would actually leave them home with Jeremiah to care for them and I decided that yes, I could see her doing that.
Maybe they’ve gotten access to a credit card or there’s some other scam afoot. I don’t think she’s any better at banking savings than she is at banking calories.
She said she was 350 when they got married and she lost 50 pounds in Egypt because of all the walking and lack of 5x daily fast food feedings.
Right now, flights are $1114 from Seattle. That's $5570 which is like 5500 more than they actually have at the moment. She's gonna have to sell A LOT of used fat pants to afford that.
I was contemplating if she would actually leave them home with Jeremiah to care for them and I decided that yes, I could see her doing that.
I don’t think they’ll take Miah. I suspect Oll-E’s family sees it as shameful that he’s raising another man’s child and he won’t want to show him off like he will his own kids. Miah’s value to them is solely as a caretaker and lackey, but I don’t think they can come up with an extra grand to bring him along.
I could understand the shame if the child was biologically amy's and he was raising her sperm donor's child. But in this case, the child was basically ordered off ebay and has no genetic connection to a man in Amy's past... actually he should be more ashamed of the true story in this case.
Right now, flights are $1114 from Seattle. That's $5570 which is like 5500 more than they actually have at the moment. She's gonna have to sell A LOT of used fat pants to afford that.
You have to add an additional $1114 for Amy's second seat, if she's allowed to fly at all. I don't think a standard seat-belt extender will cover all that gunt at a 90 degree angle. Just thinking about how it blobbed around on the counter when she was cutting melon. I don't know if there's a distance her body must clear between the seat in front of her, but I imagine her blob would be butting up against the front seat's back.
I doubt she'd find any scooties to use while sight-seeing.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she walks around Egypt in her tacky, diy-plastic-doodad bedazzled hijabs. The yellow daisy one is like the hijab version of a pink lawn flamingo at a trailer park.
So I know we've all been curious to know more about Amy's mom... what kind of woman could have spawned the likes of Amy Haramadan?
Well settle in, kids... this could take a while.
Barbara Ellen Hart was born in Long Beach, California on January 8, 1958, to Bonnie Lee Hart and Arline Solorzano.
Arline and Bonnie divorced in 1966 and Arline moved to Oregon. Barbara went to Gresham High School, but as far as I can tell, she didn't graduate.
On July 8, 1977, she married Lonnie Leon Bell, a Vietnam veteran, and then for some reason on July 22, 1980, she married him again.
Amy Lee Bell was born on August 26, 1981, and Lonnie Bell committed suicide on June 5, 1982.
Edit 8/24/20: Her elder brother, Shaun Buck Bell, was born April 29, 1977. Further details can be found here.
Barbara married William Arnold Helderman on March 1, 1991. She filed for divorce on November 19, 1998, but ol' Bill died on March 9, 1999, before the divorce was finalized.
In February 2009, Barbara and Stephen Douglas Kinney applied for a marriage license in Marion County, Oregon. As far as I know they did get married, but I cannot confirm if they are still married.
Barbara has also gone by the alias Barb O'Connors.
Oh and for those wondering about her ethnic/racial background? She's part Hispanic. Her mother's maiden name is Solorzano and her maternal grandmother's maiden name was Diaz.
Barbara likes burglary, robbery, forgery, theft, and controlled substances. And driving without insurance, with a suspended license, and under the influence!
Also I am going to leave the screencaps for each of the case details as attachments at the bottom because I don't want to give Dear Leader an aneurysm and also some of them are so huge they won't even embed as thumbnails. But I've helpfully named them by case number so you should be able to find them quickly!
I assume this was the crime that led to her latest stay in Coffee Creek. Haven't seen any crimes since, but who knows how long she's been a free woman?
Barbara Ellen Hart was born in Long Beach, California on January 8, 1958, to Bonnie Hart and Arline Solorzano.
Arline and Bonnie divorced in 1966 and Arline moved to Oregon. Barbara went to Gresham High School, but as far as I can tell, she didn't graduate. View attachment 1116803View attachment 1116804
On July 8, 1977, she married Lonnie Leon Bell, a Vietnam veteran, and then for some reason on July 22, 1980, she married him again.
Amy Lee Bell was born on August 26, 1981, and Lonnie Bell committed suicide on June 5, 1982.
Barbara married William Arnold Helderman on March 1, 1991. She filed for divorce on November 19, 1998, but ol' Bill died on March 9, 1999, before the divorce was finalized.
In February 2009, Barbara and Stephen Douglas Kinney applied for a marriage license in Marion County, Oregon. As far as I know they did get married, but I cannot confirm if they are still married. View attachment 1116809
Barbara has also gone by the alias Barb O'Connors.
Oh and for those wondering about her ethnic/racial background? She's part Hispanic. Her mother's maiden name is Solorzano and her maternal grandmother's maiden name was Diaz.
Barbara likes burglary, robbery, forgery, theft, and controlled substances. And driving without insurance, with a suspended license, and under the influence!
Also I am going to leave the screencaps for each of the case details as attachments at the bottom because I don't want to give Dear Leader an aneurysm and also some of them are so huge they won't even embed as thumbnails. But I've helpfully named them by case number so you should be able to find them quickly!
I assume this was the crime that led to her latest stay in Coffee Creek. Haven't seen any crimes since, but who knows how long she's been a free woman?
W O W! Those are incredible finds. Any idea how many collective years she's spent behind bars? Amy keeps saying she was in prison for 20 years, but I believe exactly 1.73% of anything Amy says.
I have today's recap, but this is some shit to digest first.
W O W! Those are incredible finds. Any idea how many collective years she's spent behind bars? Amy keeps saying she was in prison for 20 years, but I believe exactly 1.73% of anything Amy says.
I have today's recap, but this is some shit to digest first.
Strawberry has a recap coming but something from the comments of Amy's newest video litany of excuses:
Now for some reason the USA site has me geoblocked here Down Under, so I can't check for official Halal status there. But I would be interested to know the answer to this.