Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy may or may not have a kidney blockage. It all depends on how many lies she needs to deflect from this week. She is either holding 19 pounds of water, or she gained 19 pounds from eating chips. She can't decide. You decide! Two snouts.

Spoiler: Recap

-Welcome to her channel

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-HER NUMBERS ARE GOING UP!!!

-Thank you for joining her community

-Amazeeng

-Grateful

-Amazeeng

-Her addiction

-Your support helps her succeed

-Thank you for letting her vent when she needs venting

-And celebrating her achievements!!!!

-It has been a week

-19 pounds

-IT IS FLUID

-Has a blockage in her kidney

-Hoping it will do its thing

-If it doesn't they will stint her urethra

-Painful surgery

-PRAYING it goes through

-Retaining water

-Drinking water

-Is not using her gallon cup she bought

-Because the gallon is not exact

*children screeching

-So she uses a cup

-Kids use the gallon

-Was thinking about something

-Something that resonates

-Struggles

-You get comfortable with skell successes

-And aren't as strict

-She regresses

-Eats like she shouldn't

-THEN SHE'S BACK TO BEENING A PIG!!!!

-A struggle

-Frustrated with herself

-SHE CAN'T STOP IT

-Expecially

-Why can't she stop????

-Is a victim to addiction

-Controls her brain

-Tries to say no

-Did she win or lose the battle????

-Is working on recognizing the filling when it is available

-Assumes she's okay to eat whatever because the skell went down once

-Fills too relaxed

-Her Journey™

-Yesterday was a strong battle

-Wanted Taco Bell

-SO BAD

-Sodiums

-Retaining struggles

-Timptation

-How does she keep from filling deprived????

-Came home and made a taco bell type food

-Fajitas

-It was a controlled mill

-MEEEEL

-Can't control Taco Bell

-Fills like that was a win

-It would have been easier to get Taco Bell

-BUT SHE DID NOT GET TACO BELL!!!!

-Cooked the food

-Ate the food

-Went on with her day

-That's how she will manage Her Journey™

-Gathering the tolls she needs to be successful

-Been a hard week in that way

-Wants to be relaxed

-Saw skell success ONCE

-So she eats chips

-Knows she will get nowhere

-BRAIN IS STRONGER THAN HER BODY!!!!

-You brain controls your hands

-Battle

-Did not weigh in because she is still swollen

-Liver enzines are a little high

-Kidney levels fairly high

-*Indicates* blockage

-Will get an ultrasound this week

-An where the blockage *might* be

-Will it work itself out????

-Who knows!!!!

-Will weigh in on Windsday

-Can't control what the skell says

*children screeching

-NO CONTROL!!!!

-Will stick to her word

-Low impack working out yesterday

-Not comfortable recording it

-Has to do it when the kidses are not around

-Because she doesn't put the ferals on video any more

-AS YOU KNOW

-So she makes them color

-Needs to figure it out

-Found an amazeeng low impack cardio video

-HAS EMBRACED THE VIDEO!!!!

-Walking in the house

-Fluid

-Flush

-Flush the block

-Can't do a cooking vid because kidses

-BYE BYE!!!!

Your Freeze Face of the Day.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Kidney blockage sounds...painful? Does she have any other symptoms besides gaining 19 elbees last week?

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

-Yesterday was a strong battle
-Wanted Taco Bell
-SO BAD
-Sodiums
-Retaining struggles
-Timptation
-How does she keep from filling deprived????
-Came home and made a taco bell type food
-Fajitas
-It was a controlled mill
-MEEEEL
-Can't control Taco Bell
-Fills like that was a win
-It would have been easier to get Taco Bell
-BUT SHE DID NOT GET TACO BELL!!!!
-Cooked the food
-Ate the food
-Went on with her day
-That's how she will manage Her Journey™

Lmao this is so blatantly false. Amy cannot and does not cook. If she can't open a package of it, microwave it, or spread it on something it's not happening. She did not make herself Taco Bell-style fajitas at home.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Sounds like her 'Beetus is affecting her kidneys. A blockage would be inscruciating. Also, a blockage is urgent and often emergent. No doctor would schedule an ultrasound or imaging for later in the week. She needs to make up an excuse for her binge and weight gain. Luckily for A-Me, her "fans" are as re.tarded as she is. They'll gobble that platter of shit up as fast as A-Me did that haram Taco Bell that she denies eating.

ETA: Her blood work probably reflects that she is probably dehydrated from her body trying to piss out the extra glucose floating around in her blood. Could 2020 be the year A-Me does Keto? As in Diabetic Ketoacidosis?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Sounds like her 'Beetus is affecting her kidneys. A blockage would be inscruciating. Also, a blockage is urgent and often emergent. No doctor would schedule an ultrasound or imaging for later in the week. She needs to make up an excuse for her binge and weight gain. Luckily for A-Me, her "fans" are as re.tarded as she is. They'll gobble that platter of shit up as fast as A-Me did that haram Taco Bell that she denies eating.

Not to mention that in Rosie's chat, Amy said she had an ultrasound WEDNESDAY. A doctor letting someone float around in 19 pounds of sudden water gain and not treat it immediately would be absolutely negligent. Amy is lying about the entire thing-- the sudden weight gain, the weight gain being all water, the EKG (lol) the ultrasound. Cash money she never went to the doctor at all.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Amy seems to enjoy comments calling out her troll prowess.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Hahaha!
I used to work for a Urology Group.
She didn’t go to a doctor and if she did, the doctor wasn’t concerned with a kidney blockage.
She would be telling us how he ordered a low sodium diet. She would have been instructed to carefully measure her I&O (fluid intake and output. He would have sent her for a UROLOGY CONSULT. And a UROLOGIST would order a KUB (kidney/ureter/bladder) X-Ray if a blockage was a concern.
Nice try L-Amy!

 

[marjoram]

Perhaps the feral lurking behind Fat A-mee is kicking her in the kidneys?
I hope so.....
Yer not slick, Amy. We can SEE the feral behind you in every damn video. So much for keeping the little beasts off camera.

 

[Demosthenes 2020]

She's not bringing those motherfucking ferals on a motherfucking plane. That's a 16 hour trip. Amy can't contain them for 2 minutes let alone 16 hours in a metal tube packed with innocent victims at 35,000 feet. Her fat ass isn't going anywhere and there's no one she knows she can off load them on.

Egypt is not part of the Hague convention treaty regarding international child abduction, thus Egyptian men have 100% authority to take their kids from a foreign-born spouse, ferret them away somewhere, and the US embassy can do fuck-all about it. All they have to do is bring them into Egyptian territory. Happens all the time. Can't decide if I hope it does happen l, or doesn't. I mean, the kidses would probably be better off being raised in a developing country with their paternal family than by Amy

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Egypt is not part of the Hague convention treaty regarding international child abduction, thus Egyptian men have 100% authority to take their kids from a foreign-born spouse, ferret them away somewhere, and the US embassy can do fuck-all about it. All they have to do is bring them into Egyptian territory. Happens all the time. Can't decide if I hope it does happen l, or doesn't. I mean, the kidses would probably be better off being raised in a developing country with their paternal family than by Amy

I mean, they house they live in is a developing country. No one has shoes, the floors are made of dirt, no one can adequately bathe or clean their ass and everyone's always sick.

It would be an excellent once in a lifetime chance to ditch Amy, then just throw the ferals at his mother and sister to raise while he finds a new mommy for them on HotArabSnappers.com. Not sure he likes America and it's liberties enough to not make that very alluring.

All of this is moot because he'd still have to get 2 screeching ferals on three different planes without them driving the pilot to suicide.

(bit o housekeeping: The OP has been updated where I talk about Barbara with a link to the page where @Plastic Inevitable dropped the mother of all mother dox. Thank you, PI)

 

[Gawdamit]

I thought Fat Amy was going to do a weigh in on Sunday. Where's the weigh in?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mean, they house they live in is a developing country. No one has shoes, the floors are made of dirt, no one can adequately bathe or clean their ass and everyone's always sick.

They are still better off growing up in America. I don’t want to plunge this thread into even deeper darkness, but life in Egypt — especially for a girl — is fucking horrific. The risks to their lives are greater there. That doesn’t make Amy’s home any less of a crime scene. It just means both are terrible options, but growing up in Amy’s house will make them slightly less doomed. Being born in the US is the best thing those kids have going for them.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I thought Fat Amy was going to do a weigh in on Sunday. Where's the weigh in?

She hasn't done it because "swollen".

 

[olybinewski]

Playing catch up in the Fat Acceptance thread. I just got to the LifebyJen is/isn't in the ER for kidney failure saga from Jan 16.

Do you think that might be inspiration for Amy's current renal crisis? She is very "oh, you have a bad elbow? Did you know a shark bit off my arm at the elbow?" In her need for one-upmanship and pity.

I am going down a puzzle piece rabbit hole.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Egypt is not part of the Hague convention treaty regarding international child abduction, thus Egyptian men have 100% authority to take their kids from a foreign-born spouse, ferret them away somewhere, and the US embassy can do fuck-all about it. All they have to do is bring them into Egyptian territory. Happens all the time. Can't decide if I hope it does happen l, or doesn't. I mean, the kidses would probably be better off being raised in a developing country with their paternal family than by Amy

I think that's the thing about this cow that gets my goat more than the others I tend to watch. Her actions to Jeremiah, her treatment of even the "babies", it makes me moti. All the haydurs like to complain about Amber being "abusive" but for real, Amy is worse.

 

[грешный дурак]

Egypt is not part of the Hague convention treaty regarding international child abduction, thus Egyptian men have 100% authority to take their kids from a foreign-born spouse, ferret them away somewhere, and the US embassy can do fuck-all about it. All they have to do is bring them into Egyptian territory. Happens all the time. Can't decide if I hope it does happen l, or doesn't. I mean, the kidses would probably be better off being raised in a developing country with their paternal family than by Amy

OMG this would be THE most amazing saga to end all sagas. Best possible timeline

...is what I thought for a moment before reading this part

They are still better off growing up in America. I don’t want to plunge this thread into even deeper darkness, but life in Egypt — especially for a girl — is fucking horrific. The risks to their lives are greater there. That doesn’t make Amy’s home any less of a crime scene. It just means both are terrible options, but growing up in Amy’s house will make them slightly less doomed. Being born in the US is the best thing those kids have going for them.

Imagine having such a f-d home life that you aren’t even ten and internet forums are like “which would be worse? This or being abducted to live in Egypt?”

 

[Gawdamit]

Is that why Amy wants to lose weight? So she can go to Egypt? She's not doing a very good job of it. At this rate it will take her years to lose that weight, if ever.

 

[Aldora]

Why would Mr. Scamadan want to kidnap two feral children?

When he does tire of Amy, he will only leave when he has found another fat American woman he can leech onto, and he won't be taking the kids with him or paying child support.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why would Mr. Scamadan want to kidnap two feral children?

When he does tire of Amy, he will only leave when he has found another fat American woman he can leech onto, and he won't be taking the kids with him or paying child support.

Is he a US citizen yet?

 

[грешный дурак]

Why would Mr. Scamadan want to kidnap two feral children?

Because some men are fully insane. Why do dudes murder their entire family before committing sudoku? Because they think of them as an extension of themselves, something they own, not as separate human beings.

But aside from this extreme side of things, many people will simply behave like total shitburgers so long as they can tell themselves that they’re good people, even if there aren’t actually consistent morals/values present. Some would be able to make up a whole justified narrative as to why they stole two children from their mother and fled the country, but couldn’t make up one about why they ditched their wife and children. “Lol Olly is a failure piece of shit loser like we all knew he was who failed at America & abandoned his kids with his fat fuck Humpty Dumpty wife” might not go over so well in the masculinity department as “Poor Olly valiantly rescued his children from the fat American whore in order to properly raise them here in Egypt” or some shit. I have no idea if this is how bro would be received by his friends/family either way, but it’s definitely possible. Especially if he ultimately could just pawn off the kids on his mom or sister or whatever and go find some chubby lady to plow who is at least able to wash herself. (note: the guy might actually love his kids too )

Can you imagine slowly becoming more and more aware of American culture and how you’re living and how you’re perceived, seeing it less and less relative-to-life-in-Egypt but just relative-to-other-Americans, improving your English and becoming more culturally literate in general, as it slowly dawns on you that you’re living with sentient garbage in an actual garbage dump and thousands of people are laughing at her every day? I’d throw my kids on a plane and gtfo too lol

ETA: I love that this thread/situation is so dark that my positing that Olly might be a borderline sociopath who kidnaps his children to dump with a relative is jfc Amy get it together