Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

Isn’t there a fetish where people jerk off to people being turned into airplanes or cars something?

Is it not entirely possible that someone out there has cranked one out to the Ben Garrison Cartoon of some bin laden mofo being forcefully morphed into a downed aircraft whose hot load destroyed nearly 200 dune coons?
Anthropomorphized (sexy) cars and airplanes are a fetish, yes. Here's one example.


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Lmao 150 something dead
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Goddamnit tina
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First of all, Iran came clean about what happened, even if they're taking it out on the people who documented it first. With Tina, I really don't know why she's spending time attempting to draw her elementary school-quality art. Does anybody beyond who reads People magazine honestly give a fuck about Meghxit? It's a stretch to call it news, let alone political. Why doesn't she instead draw Prince Andrew molesting little girls?
 
Libertarians giving a shit about the monarchy. The more you know.
Ben/Tina gave up on that because he got mad he can't hunt down moot and kill him personally, plus who cares about ethics and morals anymore when Trump Sempai is so cool !

Honestly, I don't understand the Iran one and personally I think Harry is pulling the strings, but A I'm not vested into it, B who gives a fuck.
 
The donkey gets worse the longer you look at its arms
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The arm is truly fucked and the art isn't good. But, this may be Tina's best comic to date. She's actually providing commentary about Hillary being an ongoing mark against the Democratic party, without turning Bernie into a vulture or Jew-Goblin.
 
The first is astoundingly weak even by Garrison standards. Literally just putting his usual opinion directly in the mouth of a historical figure without even the bare minimum of subtlety he usually employs.
The second falls into the category of "probably true, but impressively racist anyways". Besides, I don't think even the most desperate Chinaman would touch koala meat with a ten-foot pole (although I could be wrong).
 
The first is astoundingly weak even by Garrison standards. Literally just putting his usual opinion directly in the mouth of a historical figure without even the bare minimum of subtlety he usually employs.
The second falls into the category of "probably true, but impressively racist anyways". Besides, I don't think even the most desperate Chinaman would touch koala meat with a ten-foot pole (although I could be wrong).
Surprised he didn’t go for a chinaman with squinty eyes and buck teeth while wearing a rice picker’s hat. Then again, he’s gotta draw something that he can label.
 
The first is astoundingly weak even by Garrison standards. Literally just putting his usual opinion directly in the mouth of a historical figure without even the bare minimum of subtlety he usually employs.
The second falls into the category of "probably true, but impressively racist anyways". Besides, I don't think even the most desperate Chinaman would touch koala meat with a ten-foot pole (although I could be wrong).

They got coronavirus from bat soup which is as disgusting as it sounds.
 
I’d be curious as to what the teacup says. Or what Ben thinks it says. Occam’s razor would suggest he googled “Chinese tea cup stock image” and traced it.
 
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