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Breaking news: China will admit coronavirus coming from its P4 lab - Gnews

In the face of mounting evidences and questions from international experts, the Chinese government will finally admit the real source of the virus
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It's a conspiracy nutter site I don't believe it but hey, Israel does:

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Jim Banks on Twitter

““The #coronavirus spreading globally may have originated in a Wuhan laboratory linked to China’s covert biological weapons program, according to an Israeli biological warfare expert.” https://t.co/ZHH1jhaSxD”
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Also, Jim's Friend's Memes have been on point:

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If we all have to die to Chink AIDS, I am glad we can do it laughing at the stupidity along the way. Before the, you know, collapse of civilization, mass death, cannibalism, yadda yadda.
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I though the umbrella shit was just a joke :stress:
Welp, time to larp as Hunk
 
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Several European countries are considering or already taking steps to repatriate citizens from the stricken areas. Spain and Portugal are confirmed, France and the Netherlands might as well.

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Spain, Portugal work to repatriate nationals from coronavirus-hit Wuhan

The governments of Spain and Portugal are working with China and the European Union to repatriate their nationals from the Wuhan area struck by the coronavirus, the two countries' foreign ministers said on Monday.
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pain, Portugal work to repatriate nationals from coronavirus-hit Wuhan


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MADRID (Reuters) - The governments of Spain and Portugal are working with China and the European Union to repatriate their nationals from the Wuhan area struck by the coronavirus, the two countries’ foreign ministers said on Monday.
The coronavirus outbreak has killed 81 people in China so far and infected more than 2,800 globally, most of them in China.
“We’re working ... with our consulate in Beijing, and officials in China and the European Union to repatriate around 20 Spaniards in Wuhan, Hubei, the epicenter of the coronavirus. We will continue to update on any advances,” Spanish Foreign Minister Arancha Gonzalez Laya wrote on Twitter.
She did not provide further details.
Portuguese Foreign Minister Augusto Santos Silva told state broadcaster RTP that the ministry was exploring whether Portuguese citizens in Wuhan could return on a civilian plane with citizens from other European countries.

“Unlike other countries such as the United States or France, who have large numbers of citizens in Wuhan and carry out their own repatriation programmes, it makes more sense for a country like Portugal, which has only a few citizens there, to carry out coordinated operations, if possible,” he said.
Media reports indicated that between 10 and 14 Portuguese citizens are in Wuhan. Three hospitals in Portugal are on alert to treat potential coronavirus cases. A suspected case involving a person returning from a short trip in Wuhan was deemed negative on Sunday, doctors said.

The British Foreign Office said on Monday that it was working to offer British nationals in Hubei province an option to leave, one day after France said it expected to evacuate hundreds of its 800 citizens from the area by airplane by midweek.
Evacuees will have to spend 14 days in quarantine to avoid spreading the virus in France.
The U.S. State Department said on Sunday it would evacuate personnel from its Wuhan consulate to the United States and will offer a limited number of seats to private U.S. citizens.
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Nederlanders Wuhan mogelijk geëvacueerd en in quarantaine

Er wordt met China en EU-landen overlegd over de manier waarop de ongeveer 20 Nederlanders weg kunnen.
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Wuhan may have been evacuated and quarantined
The Netherlands is looking at how the approximately 20 Dutch people present in Wuhan can be retrieved. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirms this. Other European countries are already trying to get their citizens back from China due to the corona virus outbreak.

The Dutch embassy in China is busy organizing the eventual evacuation. It is not known how many people actually want to leave the area.

In an e-mail the embassy points out to Dutch people who are in Hubei province and want to leave that they will have to be in quarantine for at least two weeks.

How and where that will happen is currently unclear. That also depends on where evacuation is being made, according to a spokeswoman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. The Netherlands is in consultation with other EU member states and the Chinese authorities about how the departure of the Dutch could be arranged.

Because the disease is already contagious before the first symptoms appear, quarantine is important. More than 2,700 people have been found to be infected with the virus, 81 patients have since died.

The evacuation plans apply to the entire Hubei province, but all Dutch nationals registered at the embassy are located in Wuhan. The city of millions is the center of the virus outbreak.
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Several European countries are considering or already taking steps to repatriate citizens from the stricken areas. Spain and Portugal are confirmed, France and the Netherlands might as well.

www.reuters.com

Spain, Portugal work to repatriate nationals from coronavirus-hit Wuhan

The governments of Spain and Portugal are working with China and the European Union to repatriate their nationals from the Wuhan area struck by the coronavirus, the two countries' foreign ministers said on Monday.
www.reuters.com www.reuters.com

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Nederlanders Wuhan mogelijk geëvacueerd en in quarantaine

Er wordt met China en EU-landen overlegd over de manier waarop de ongeveer 20 Nederlanders weg kunnen.
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Why are there so many assholes visiting China? It's a communist shithole why the fuck would you want to go there? It's fucking pants on head retarded.
 
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What in absolute shit is wrong with the Brits?

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“UK loses track of 1,460 Chinese visitors who flew there from Wuhan. Politely issues public request for them to “self-isolate,” please pretty please. What a joke. https://t.co/jlrB3Zub5l”
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They're retarded. This has been established lore for the UK since at least the seventies.
 
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Hackallier said:
What in absolute shit is wrong with the Brits?

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Michelle Malkin on Twitter

“UK loses track of 1,460 Chinese visitors who flew there from Wuhan. Politely issues public request for them to “self-isolate,” please pretty please. What a joke. https://t.co/jlrB3Zub5l”
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This is why you shoot them in the leg and install a tracker.
 
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Hooooooly shit. Only on page 40 of this thread and praying that some of the early commenters saying that this will just be a bad cold in the West where we actually wash our fucking hands are absolutely right. The shit I've seen in this thread thus far are fucking vile--just saw the guy eating the frog and I don't know what I expected, but I think I finally have a good weight loss plan. God help us all.
 
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There's just so many reasons this is funny to me and I don't even know where to start.

Arctic Fox said:
Why are there so many assholes visiting China? It's a communist shithole why the fuck would you want to go there? It's fucking pants on head exceptional.
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That's just it, besides the forbidden city and the great wall what's there that you can't find in China's Neighbors? The environment? Most of that is shit now. Temples? Most of those got turned to rubble. What is there?
 
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The company behind Plague, Inc insists it is not an authoritative source. http://archive.li/E0VL0

The Coronavirus outbreak in China is deeply concerning and we’ve received a lot of questions from players and the media.

Plague Inc. has been out for eight years now and whenever there is an outbreak of disease we see an increase in players, as people seek to find out more about how diseases spread and to understand the complexities of viral outbreaks.

We specifically designed the game to be realistic and informative, while not sensationalising serious real-world issues. This has been recognised by the CDC and other leading medical organisations around the world.

However, please remember that Plague Inc. is a game, not a scientific model and that the current coronavirus outbreak is a very real situation which is impacting a huge number of people. We would always recommend that players get their information directly from local and global health authorities.

You can find out more about the CDC and Plague Inc. here: https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2013/04/plague-inc/

You can find out more information about Coronavirus here: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019
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Great, now I look like a hipster for redownloading it before the news broke.
 
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Arctic Fox said:
Why are there so many assholes visiting China? It's a communist shithole why the fuck would you want to go there? It's fucking pants on head exceptional.
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Either they're ethnic Chinese or they're doing it for business reasons. There's also some tourism to China as well, with the Chinese New Year and all normally boosting tourism numbers. The coronavirus happened to hit China at the worst possible time for tourism.
 
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It's a conspiracy nutter site I don't believe it but hey, Israel does:

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Jim Banks on Twitter

““The #coronavirus spreading globally may have originated in a Wuhan laboratory linked to China’s covert biological weapons program, according to an Israeli biological warfare expert.” https://t.co/ZHH1jhaSxD”
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no, israel hasn't said anything like that. the expert quoted in the tweet says “This could have been the case with the Wuhan Institute of Virology, but so far there isn’t evidence or indication for such incident.” garbage clickbait.
 
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