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Christ...the left leg looks larger than the right (which looks like it might snap BTW), and it appears she's sprouted a second pussy?
Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows
- Thread starter AtroposHeart
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Captain Ahab
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Her proportions are too fucked up for custom clothes made from stock patterns. She’d need to go full bespoke and work with a skilled tailor to design something that compliments her body type. It’d be pretty expensive. She’s nowhere near rich enough to regularly haul thousands of dollars’ worth of bespoke clothes. And the target demographic for this sort of content is very small. Most HAES whales are broke af. Also, popular brand names attract more views and get recommended more often.
Anna and her fellow sea cows claim to be into fashion, but, let’s be honest, their true target demographic are lonely fatties who think jeans, a graphic T-shirt, and an oversized cardigan are peak fashion and not, you know, peak basic suburban white girl. Add cat ears and it’s pretty much haute couture!
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1. Like someone else said, her target demographic are also fat white women who think buying a $50 sweater from Gap is 'luxury'.
2. Wearing perfect clothing that fits her doesn't get her nearly as many views as absolute shitfests where she's cutting out of clothes. Compare the numbers.
Promo Jcpenney's videos get maybe 50k views:
vs. these 'fails' hauls that get over 100K, sometimes even break a million:
Anna knows best that people love watching a fatty struggle to put shit on because it's great cringey physical comedy, and those wine advent calendars won't buy themselves.
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Goes swimming by herself while the kids are at preschool. God Lipids why are you so public about how much you ignore your kids?
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It looks as though ComfyFat is looking for an excuse to quit. Just as expected.
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And they all wonder why we have this weird notion about fat people being lazy and not putting it effort...
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I dunno jay, it's hard to not notice the absence of a wobbling dollop of flesh in your office space once it's taken up residence there. I imagine it'd be like seeing a massive spider on your coffee table and running to find a shoe and then coming back and the spider is gone. Something like that gets your attention, it doesn't escape it especially in its absence.
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Whatthefuck
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Wait, what the fuck is the "diapery absorption pad" she missed at the bottom of her crock pot that I've never used in my life that totally ruined dinner? Can someone help me out here? Is she saying that it's greasy? There's an easy fix for that sis and it looks like pork which will be greasy you fucking weirdo. Seriously, I'm lost here.
ETA: Oh, holy night, I just realized what she's talking about. Sis, that's why we sear our meat first and perhaps season the entire cut to ensure your dumb ass didn't leave the weird thing on the bottom of the packaging on it. I mean that's not why, but it would help this moron out. How has she and her family lived this long?
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She probably meant the lining that goes in crockpots. I don’t know how it’s ruined either. If she wanted, she could always take the extra drippings and make a gravy. Lividlipids is most likely being melodramatic (as usual).
Edit: @Whatthefuck you’re right. Gosh, she really needs to pay more attention when cooking. If she’d seared the meat beforehand (like you said), she would have taken the stuff off. I mistook her wording for the liner. Anyway, Lividlipids needs to work on awareness.
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Whatthefuck
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I think she means that little absorbent pad on the bottom of the meat packaging. I'm stunned by the sheer stupidity if that's the case. This thing has children.
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How do you not realize the lining is still on the meat and not in the package? This is something a small child learning to cook can figure out easily...
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Yeah, she’s def talking about what is sometimes colloquially termed a “chicken diaper” (even in non-chicken situations) (also how’s that for a random.txt)
Honestly how tf do these people get so huge? They can barely cook. Apparently they just eat bars of cream cheese, weird “fat bombs” you can keep in a freezer, and plop roasts in a pan without even touching/seeing the whole thing let alone properly trimming/seasoning it. It’s like getting addicted to huffing air freshener instead of china white. If you’re going to ruin your body at least make it worthwhile.
At work this lady started telling me about a “buffalo chicken soup” recipe “from scratch.” I was like “hell yes” because the white trash in me finds the combination of blue cheese & Franks hot sauce to be divine. I assumed it would rich, kind of like a chowder, but with chicken, definitely celery, maybe blue cheese sprinkled on top & some franks stirred in.
She wrote down the recipe, I stuffed it in my pocket, and didn’t read it until after work. The entire ingredients were, I shit you not:
- bottle salad dressing, ranch or favorite
- 2 pounds velveeta
- 2 cans concentrated creamy soup prepared with 2 cans milk or water
- bottle favorite hot sauce
- meat torn off rotisserie chicken
“From scratch” lolol
ETA: Not even going to fix the word filter because honestly it’s just as disgusting either way lol
She wrote down the recipe, I stuffed it in my pocket, and didn’t read it until after work. The entire ingredients were, I shit you not:
- bottle salad dressing, ranch or favorite
- 2 pounds velveeta
- 2 cans concentrated creamy soup prepared with 2 cans milk or water
- bottle favorite hot sauce
- meat torn off rotisserie chicken
“From scratch” lolol
ETA: Not even going to fix the word filter because honestly it’s just as disgusting either way lol
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I'm surprised a local tailor hasn't thought of suggesting bespoke clothing to Anna. She'd quickly become their cash cow given how intolerant bespoke stuff is of people like Anna (ever-increasing levels of stunning bravery).
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Glitter loves any excuse to eat cake (this wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t morbidly obese):
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For fucks sake, you'd think someone who eats 4X as much as normal could work their way around a package of meat.
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Girl, if you are gonna have wacky troll hair, get your motherfuckin' roots done often. That traction alopecia too...
Listen Anna, I know you wanna be a sassy black lady really badly, but you didn't have to go that far.Edit: Looking at her trashfire hair again, did this bitch do it herself? Her entire scalp is probably 3 or 4 shades darker than her midshaft/ends, and there's all these weird blonde babyhairs near her sad hairline. Not to mention that weird white/light brown patch on the right side. Anna, a double process all over like that probably would only set you back maybe $180, $200 depending on what salon you go to in Austin. I understand that's a big chunk out of your takeout and booze budget, but I'd rather be broke than look busted.
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Glitter looks like Fat Heffalump with that color:Girl, if you are gonna have wacky troll hair, get your motherfuckin' roots done often. That traction alopecia too...
How long do you think it will take before Glitter starts wearing problem glasses?
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Ya'll bringin' up problem glasses...
Tiny PL: some of those in this huge image are very close to what's standard issue in the military. We call them BCGs, because any motherfucker wearing these damned things ain't gettin' none. Birth Control Glasses are one of the most effective virginity-savers invented. So it cracks me up to see these abysmal rejects from the '50s being worn today as 'trendy' or what not.