LetThemEatCake
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- Sep 23, 2019
At work this lady started telling me about a “buffalo chicken soup” recipe “from scratch.” I was like “hell yes” because the white trash in me finds the combination of blue cheese & Franks hot sauce to be divine. I assumed it would rich, kind of like a chowder, but with chicken, definitely celery, maybe blue cheese sprinkled on top & some franks stirred in.
She wrote down the recipe, I stuffed it in my pocket, and didn’t read it until after work. The entire ingredients were, I shit you not:
- bottle salad dressing, ranch or favorite
- 2 pounds velveeta
- 2 cans concentrated creamy soup prepared with 2 cans tard cum or water
- bottle favorite hot sauce
- meat torn off rotisserie chicken
“From scratch” lolol
I can't even begin to imagine how fucked this person's upbringing was to consider this atrocity home cooking. What is this American thing of making 'home made' or 'from scratch' soup from actual canned soup anyway? Soup is the easiest thing to make and one of the healthiest if you do it actually fro scratch with all fresh ingredients and don't turn it into a salt and cream fest. FFS. A bottle of salad dressing? What gets me is this isn't even a poverty recipe, often those are actually very fresh and healthy, made from the cheapest fresh ingredients. That soup would cost me more to make than a nice pot of proper vegetable soup made from fresh ingredients bought that day and homemadde chicken stock. I cannot wrap my head around this stuff at all. It does however explain the weight issue so many people have. 2lbs of cheese alone in a pot of soup ...holy calorie hell. For the record, 100g of most normal cheddar type cheese is about 400calories. It's a very calorie dense food which is why if you eat large amounts and dishes covered in it regularly, you are probably overweight. That pot of soup in the recipe would have nearly 4000 calories in cheese alone in it.
Not to mention the Chinese are incredibly against fatties. Go on stand up for them Kelly, given the chance they’d come up and call you a pig and ask what’s wrong with you and tell you to stop being so greedy because you eat too much. I know non white = good to these types but China has one of the most “fat phobic” societies you’ll ever find. Can without a doubt promise not one of them would stand up for your Fat Acceptance mantra.
Oh god, she has NO idea. They talk openly and loudly about fat people, will comment on strangers walking by ... fortunately most visitors don't speak Mandarin or Cantonese and failt to realise how fucking rude (by western standards) they are about anyone who looks different. Anna went there a while back and she must have got some amazing commentary but obviously would have had no idea what was being said about her as she wandered around in public or sat in restaurants. The Chinese idea of 'fat' is nothing like we consider fat btw. Anna and Kelly are mythological level creatures on the Chinese scale of fat.
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