Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[marjoram]

This is another special request retro recap.

Two weeks before Eviction Grift, Amy replaced her farts with liquid farts in a bottle. Will Ali know the difference? Let's watch as she sadistically and with glee, dutch ovens her entire family as they barrel down the road. We learn Sebastian is in pain because Amy makes him poop in sand and it is embedded in his anus now. I am giving this two retro snouts because I am too fucking mad at it to give it any more, and unfortunately, she does NOT get stuck in an extra large woodchipper.


Jun 27, 2019

Spoiler: retro recap

-Today we run errands

-She is the worst wife ever

-Ali has no idea what she's about to do

*creepy laugh

-Has no idea she bought Liquid Ass

-It reeks like butt!!!!

-BUTT FUUUUUNNNNK!!!!

-She is going to prank him

-!!!!

-HE'S GOING TO THINK SHE FARTED HA HA HA HA

-He does NOT do good with smells like this

*creepy laugh

(HI AMY!)

-DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIS REACTION WILL BE

-*HAS* TO DO THIS TO HIM!!!!

-Oooooo we GOT to do this to him!!!!

-Stay tuned, she has to hide it before he gets in the car

-He's inside getting the kidses ready

-LIQUID ASS shhhhhh.....

-Good morneeng everybody and welcome!

-Neither of them can believe it's Thursday AND it's raining

*what are the goddamn odds? 1/7 motherfuckers!*

-It has been humid

-Knows you like Ali's features

-PUT ME ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT BLAHAHAHAHA

-Amy has a picture in her safe

-Of a guy she met at Wommart

-He was part of AGT

-Errands

-Getting Sebastian litter

-She was using sand but it got stuck into his butt

-It was hurting him

-Is part of a skunk owners group

-YOU GUYS QUIT!!!!

-QUIT!!!!

-Rude

-ASK NICELY FOR M&Ms!!!!

-SAY "MAY I HAVE IMM&IMMs PLEASE"

-INNYWAYS

-Sebastian got sand stuck up in his bottom

*yawns

-Is part of a facegroup

-So she asked them for help for she is lost

-They told her to use paper pallets

*Ali ejects himself from the car

-shhh you guys I am trying to do this so it's not noticeable...

-Trying to not be obvious

-So he doesn't catch on

-I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

-Sebastian is like having a newborn

-Potty training

-Replaced the sand with a raggedy towel

-Did not want to poop on a raggedy towel

-He took it out of his sandbox

-Moved his sandbox and pooped in the corner

-That was smart for a baby

*yawns

*Spergs about her fart trolling plans

-She and Ali talked about taking a fambily trip

-Technically never taken a fambily trip

-BUT WHERE????

-What do YOU guys think????

-Ali wants to go to Zanzibar

-Amy does not know where Zanzibar is

-Ali won't take her to Zanzibar unless she knows where it is

-Ali asks if she farted

-Asks if she dropped a bomb

-Amy asks Ali if HE farted

-Ali thinks it is coming from outside the car

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-OMAR DID YOU FART!!!!

-ESRAA DID YOU BOBO????

*Ali is well and truly squicked

*Ali gags

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Ali opens the door and throws up

-HAHAHAHAHAHA

-WHAT IS THAT SMELL HAHAHAHA????

-Did someone use the carcrapper and not clean it out????

-Amy would have smelled it before then

*Ali pulls over, opens the door, and vomits AGAIN

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-YOU'RE GONNA MAKE *ME* THROW UP!!!

-Amy doesn't know what that smell is hahahahaha

-WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMMMMMM????

-IT HAS TO BE COMING FROM YOU!!!!

-OMAR DID YOU FART!!!!

-Nooooooo : (

-Ali thinks someone ate broccoli shit

-HAHAHAHAHAHA

*Amy tilts the camera so you can see Ali try to throw up again

-HAHAHAHAHAHA

-r u ok?

-I DIDN'T FART SO IT'S NOT ME!!!!

-You know how when you're walking in the desert and you see a dog that's been dead for five days and you open it and the worms come out and the worms die and then you put it in a closed room and smell it? It's like that. -Ali Ramadan

-Seriously.

-r u ok????

-U BEEN PRAAANKED HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*shows him the bottle of liquid dead dog in the desert five days with the worms in the room with the dead dog

-HAHAHAHAHAHAH

-IT'S LIQUID ASS HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Want me to spray more????

-NO! Fucking disgusting- Ali Ramadan

-MAMA THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!!!!

-HAHAHAHAHAHAH

-YOU GUYS!!!! THAT STUFF REEKS!!!!

-ROLL MY WINDOW DOWN

-YOU'RE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARDS ON

-HAHAHAHAHA

-Why would you do something like that? That's stupid. -Ali Ramadan

-HURHURHURHURHURHURHUR

(neck yourself amy)

-I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!!

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

-THAT'S NOT NICE, MOMMY!!!!

-Why didn't you ask me if I ripped a fart????

*Ali opens the door to vomit again

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-I'm sorry

-I thought it was funny

-I thought it was funny

-It was disgusting- Ali Ramadan

-I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS VIDEO!!!!

-MY HUSBAND IS SICK NOW

-HAHAHAHAHAH

-I AM GETTING SO MUCH HAPPINESS I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

-HAHAHAHAHAHA

Spoiler: HAHAHAHA

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Here's your Freeze Face of the Day.

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What a fucking re tard. A-me has the mentality of a slow 5 year old. Sebastian is miles above her in IQ.
I imagine Liquid Ass is what Fat A-me smells like 24/7. And that laugh....jesus christ, she sounds like a brain damaged donkey. Another fatass with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Guess who is very busy right this very minute staying off social media and out of live streams while her children draw on the walls unsupervised. GUESS.

 

[MonikerStalker]

Guess who is very busy right this very minute staying off social media and out of live streams while her children draw on the walls unsupervised. GUESS.

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Amy has some sort of protection in Rosie's chats the mods block anyone who says something negative

 

[XLCoffin]

Ok, so Amy’s weigh-in from 2 weeks ago looked very similar to a video that she filmed back in 2018 so I did some digging and found the following.

This video was uploaded Aug 26, 2018 - Weight: 456 pounds - Note the red socks

This next video was uploaded Jan 15, 2020 - Weight: 457 pounds, just 1 pound higher than her 2018 video - Note the red socks

The Aug 26, 2018 video was day 49 of her original weightless journey in 2018. This may not seem like a big deal until you consider that day 42 (see photo below) of the weight loss challenge is the ONLY video deleted and it was there last month. I definitely remember Amy weighing in at 457 pounds in 2018 and now the video has magically disappeared.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

It probably doesn't bear discussion but two of her mill photos from yesterday were blatantly fake, and the others weren't as described.

The tuna slop, whatever it was, didn't match as described and appears to have mayo in it. That's her favourite slop bowl though.
The sandwich thing has what appears to be a slender white man's hand holding it, Amy also doesn't seem to know what's in it - she's taken this pic from somewhere.
And the soup seems to have the takeaway style wooden chopsticks in it, sure thing Amy you ate out. The tightly cropped images are always the most suspect - another pic I think she's taken from social media.
The fruit I can believe she ate at some point in her life before, but she doesn't show any starfruit in the pic (instead two types of kiwi and the dragonfruit) so it's likely an old pic from when Ali cut fruit for her in the past. Amy's thick as a brick and doesn't care to learn about the food Ali serves for her so she probably thought passing off an old pic of two kiwis and dragronfuit as three seperate fruits was legit.

It's not that deep but another example of how Amy lies her ass off so casually every day.

Ok, so Amy’s weigh-in from 2 weeks ago looked very similar to a video that she filmed back in 2018 so I did some digging and found the following.

Imagine starting your entire diet on a lie lmao. I wonder if the weigh-in with the 19lbs gain was the only real one since it shows a bare hoof? or are they all lies.

 

[Casket Base]

 

[MonikerStalker]

It probably doesn't bear discussion but two of her mill photos from yesterday were blatantly fake, and the others weren't as described.

The tuna slop, whatever it was, didn't match as described and appears to have mayo in it. That's her favourite slop bowl though.
The sandwich thing has what appears to be a slender white man's hand holding it, Amy also doesn't seem to know what's in it - she's taken this pic from somewhere.
And the soup seems to have the takeaway style wooden chopsticks in it, sure thing Amy you ate out. The tightly cropped images are always the most suspect - another pic I think she's taken from social media.
The fruit I can believe she ate at some point in her life before, but she doesn't show any starfruit in the pic (instead two types of kiwi and the dragonfruit) so it's likely an old pic from when Ali cut fruit for her in the past. Amy's thick as a brick and doesn't care to learn about the food Ali serves for her so she probably thought passing off an old pic of two kiwis and dragronfuit as three seperate fruits was legit.

It's not that deep but another example of how Amy lies her ass off so casually every day.
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Imagine starting your entire diet on a lie lmao. I wonder if the weigh-in with the 19lbs gain was the only real one since it shows a bare hoof? or are they all lies.

Didnt she get caught faking a food picture a couple weeks ago?

 

[Miss Misery]

Dang, for all of my Barbara doxing, I totally missed the part where she was the victim of a hate crime last week.

A woman who said she was maced by her neighbor after being called a racial slur is speaking out about the alleged attack.​

​

The same suspect in this case was accused of yelling a racial slur at a Black couple in McMinnville more than a year ago and pleaded guilty to a number of charges.​

​

Barbara Helderman-Kinney said the trouble started while she was shoveling snow and her neighbor, Amber Rocco, started circling her. Helderman-Kinney said her friend, Joanne Yohe, witnessed the confrontation from the porch.​

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Barbara Hilderman-Kinney in a photo after she said she was maced. ​

(Courtesy Barbara Helderman-Kinney)​

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“She was holding [it] like this, right, when she was shaking, and her face was just—so much hate,” described Helderman-Kinney.​

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Both women said that Rocco started yelling at Helderman-Kinney while she was trying to clear her driveway so she could go to the store.​

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“I kept shoveling. She yelled,” said Helderman-Kinney. “Finally, she held that mace up the third time and I said, ‘What is that?’ and she said, ‘Why don’t you go back to Mexico if you don’t know you dumb [expletive].”​

​

That was when Helderman-Kinney said she was pepper sprayed.​

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“I saw it on her face when she walked by me,” said Yohe.​

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The Linn County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that Rocco was arrested and jailed on the 14th. And this wasn’t the first time she had been in trouble with the law.​

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Amber Rocco (Linn County Sheriff’s Office)​

There is video of her from December of 2018 when she approached a Black couple in McMinnville and started yelling racial slurs. She was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she pleaded guilty to the unauthorized use of a weapon, intimidation, and harassment.​

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KOIN 6 News attempted to get Rocco’s comment on the new allegations for this article, however a man at her listed address declined to comment.​

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Helderman-Kinney said something needs to be done.​

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“Since then, it’s just been a nightmare,” said Helderman-Kinney.​

More Google results here; she even made a UK tabloid, heh.

Do you think Amy even knows her mom was pepper sprayed as the victim of a hate crime? And what would Amber Rocco think if she knew Barbara's daughter was a Muslim!?!?!

 

[Pepper Jack]

RESTART

HIJAB, DOUBLE CHIN, GOBBLE GOBBLE

"There's never no one right hijab to wear."

3:57 - A...B...3..or C

EXTREME CLOSE UP (WOOOOOAAAHHH)

 

[Lies Unlimited]

Those mill photos are 300% off the internet and NOT what she actually ate, except maybe for the tuna slop for breakfast. And I'll just go ahead and call the future weigh ins as false as well.

Amy Lies.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Again, I know I have full-blown MOTI, but it gives me deep satisfaction to know this bitch is going to eat herself to death. The faster she does it, the better off her kids will be.

Calling it now: She's going to co-opt her mom's assault as an excuse for weight gain. "I didn't tell you guys because I didn't want to worry you, but I was stress eating a lot between mills and, well, that's why I gained 19 pounds in seven days. But don't worry! I GOT THIS!!!!!"

 

[StrawberryDouche]

RESTART

HIJAB, DOUBLE CHIN, GOBBLE GOBBLE

"There's never no one right hijab to wear."

3:57 - A...B...3..or C

EXTREME CLOSE UP (WOOOOOAAAHHH)
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Amy has completely forgotten that she lied about 19 pounds of water weight and an emergency trip to the doctor and an EKG (lol) and an ultrasound and a kidney blockage. Says the skell is "inconsistent" and needs new batteries because today skell said 482. But whatever skell says, skell says. Skell could say 550 tomorrow!!!!

Five snouts because watching her overlay old lies with new lies just to keep the internet off her backfat is funny as fuck.

Spoiler: Recap

-Welcome back to her channel

-Susscribe

-SO

-Fills like there is a need to come on and talk about things

*hijab fiddling

-See her double chin????

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

*snorts

*hijab sperging

-INNYWAYS

-Multiple comments about how she doesn't wear them correctly

-Look at her hijab

-LOOK AT IT!!!

-There is a slit

-Look at the slit

-Mooltiple bonnets and things she puts on

-Mooltiple

-It's easier for her to wear the clip on tie hijab

-DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO WRAP AND TWIST AND PIN!!!!

-Easier

-THEY ARE NOT CHILDREN'S HIJABS!!!!

-IT IS AN ADULT HIJAB!!!!

-You are misinformed

-Seen the comments about how she doesn't dress like a ""Muslim""

-If that's what you want to say

-Seen the comments about her mooltiple tattoos

-YES she has mooltiple tattoos

-Got them before she ""converted"" to Islam

-Tattoos ARE permanent

- A) Does not want to go through the pain of removal

- B) Doesn't want to spend the money

- 3) Can't take the tattoos back

-Dresses the best as she can as a big person

-Hard to find clothes that fit

-Is warm blooded

-Is warm all the time

-Low cut capris

-So her legs get air

-SHE IS HUMAN!!!!

-SHE IS NOT PERFECT!!!!

-You won't have to pay the consequences of eternal hellfire

-She will

-She'll deal with the hellfire when it happens

-CONSTANTLY comments on her clothing

-CALM DOWN!!!!

-Coming in today because she wants to chit chat

-Tomorrow is Windsday

-We all know what Windsday stands for....

-Weigh in day

-Will continue with that

-Outside the gate will say she hasn't lost this week

-Would be RILLY surprised

-Yesterday skell said 482

-DOESN'T KNOW HOW SHE GAINED WEIGHT!!!!

-HONEST TO GOD!!!!

-Not eating

-Drinking water

-Are her *choices* what they should be????

-NO

-Been slacking

-Getting comfortable

-Been dipping

-Adds up

-Pretend it's Friday...

-On pretend Friday she can have pizza

-It wasn't pizza but lets pretend she had pizza on pretend Friday

-Then she has x amount of days to work it off before Windsday

-Then Saturday comes and she still has a couple of days to work it off

-And that's how she do until Tuesday

-Which is the day before Windsday for those of you playing at home

-Hasn't put inny efforts into inny part of her weight loss

-UM YEAH, the skell is going to talk that

-Skell will say GET OFF OF ME!!!!

-Because she gained weight

-Ha ha ha ha

-Um.

-Will try and get new batteries for skell before the morneeng

-Batteries must be dying because skell is so...

- ...inconsistent????

-Does not trust the numbers skell is showing right now

-Will weigh on skell even if she doesn't get new batteries today

-If skell says she is 500, then she's 500

-We'll just go with what skell says

-If skell says she is 320, we will not go with that

-Knows she HAFTS to get srs

-You know her spiel

-Has not made any efforts

-HAS BEST INTENTIONS TO MAKE EFFORTS!!!!

*burps

-Has not gotten up to make the efforts in rill life

-Tomorrow tonight today hasn't done much of anything

-TOMORROW SHE WILL CLEAN THE SLATE!!!!

-Her Journey™

-Still on it

-Call it a "cycle" if you want

-IS A FOOD ATTIC!!!!

-If she wants food she will have food

-"WE" can keep making excuses

-At the end of the day she likes to eat and hates exercise

-WHO WANTS TO EXERICSE WHEN YOU'RE THIS BIG????

-Bones and muscles hurt

-Has not been able to hardly walk since her "work out"

-1) MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME!!!!

-2) Back is shot

-Because of exercise

-Back was not strengthened

-Has to figure out pain

*yawns

-Can't keep going with her back the way it is

-Will weigh tomorrow

-Will mark it on her tardboard

-Whatever skell says is what we'll start with

-THEN HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!!!!

-KNOWS she has said this mooltiple times

-Hopefully it will click Windsday

-Has to do what she has to do whatever skell says

-Doesn't want to be 500+ pounds

-IS NOT 500 YET!!!!

-Close to 500

-Does not want to see 500

-TIME TO GET SERIOUS!!!!

Rilly rilly

-Rilly will work hard

-Will get vegetables tomorrow and food prep

-Starting tomorrow will be going back at it hard

-WILL EXERCISE EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!

-Not every other day

-That's not enough impack

-EVERYDAY!!!

-A COUPLE TIMES EVERYDAY!!!!

-It's NOT That she's given up

-But became relaxed

-Become not srs

-Will nip it now

*yawns

-Will not eat whatever she wants to eat

-IS EATING HOW SHE'S SUPPOSED TO!!!!

-The ""variety" could be causing the fat gain

-Has Taco Bell ONE day

-And that was it

-Will not eat McDonald's

-Because sodiums

-Doesn't *technically* eat McDonald's

-Gives her a headache

-Does eat fast food

-HAS to stay out of drive thrus

-HAS TO GET BACK TO KICKING BUTT!!!!

-Dangling in front of her

-Challenge to believe in herself

-Lacks that

-Tells herself she will fail when she wakes up at noon

-DOESN'T WANT THAT!!!!

-Has a doc appt coming up

-Will talk to him about a few things

-UMM

-About weight loss intervention

-She is srs

-SHE IS SRS!!!!

-Rilly want to lose weight

-Rillyrillyrillyrilly

-Will look at options

-IS not getting younger

-Not willing to continue to wait to lose weight

-Willing to start ""researching"" things that could *possibly* help her

-CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!

Things could happen to make her die!!!!

-Has to get srs.

-DOES NOT WANT ANOTHER WOMAN RAISING HER KIDS!!!!

-Knows that sounds bad

-Cannot imagine telling Ali he could never be with another woman

-"IF" she died

-Would not make him stay single when she does

-Ali says he would NEVER marry another woman

-SHE KNOWS he would never marry another woman

-But there is A CHANCE he could meet someone

-THEN THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WOMAN IN HER SPOT!!!!

-RAISING HER BABIES!!!!

-AND DOING THINGS WITH HER BABIES!!!!

-ALL BECAUSE SHE IS A SELFISH GLUTTON!!!!

-Because she did not take her health srs

-Does not want to die

-HAS TO HAFT TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL!!!!

-DIETS ARE NOT WORKING

-Told Ali she would go into a lockdown facility

-DOES IT NEED TO COME TO THAT????

-Don't know

-What she's doing now is NOT working

-Makes a new promise everyday

-Breaks the promise in 2 hours

-Repeat

-Fight

-Battle

- IT'S JUST FOOD!!!!

-WHY DOES IT HAVE POWER OVER HER!!!!

-Got the kids pizza

-Did not eat the pizza

-Will make pizza justifications

-IS NOT STUPID!!!!

-Emell her suggestion on what to do

-DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS!!!!

-Rarely reads comments any more

-If she hearts them she's read them

-Emell her rill good foundation ideas

-HAFTS TO DO SOMETHING!!!!

-Can't put her finger on it

-BIGGEST LOSER STARTS TONIGHT WOOTWOOT!!!!

-Good motivation

-Watches it with a bowl of ice cream

-INNYWAYS

-Will search for weight loss interventions

-Will talk to doc

-IS TRYING!!!!

-Tomorrow is skell day

-Doesn't foresee she's lost weight

-INNYHOO!!!!

-See you tomorrow!!!!

 

[MonikerStalker]

Do yall think amy is delusional or blatantly trolling? I never got the chantal hype because it is so obvious that she is trying to get a reaction out of people

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Do yall think amy is delusional or blatantly trolling? I never got the chantal hype because it is so obvious that she is trying to get a reaction out of people

Amy isn't smart enough to troll to any significant effect. Amy is staggeringly stupid, inherently deceitful and devious, and simmering with malice and turpitude.

 

[Punkinsplice]

So she admits to eating actual Taco Bell and not her magical homemade version?

 

[THOTto]

Amy sucks, she’s a shitty mom, and an even worse person, this is the thread consensus, but cool it on the “omg she makes me moti stuff”. If you can’t laugh at her and have the need to say she makes you mad maybe take a break from the thread or chill out on posting for a bit. It’s clogging up the thread at this point and just saying the same thing over and over.

 

[Lies Unlimited]

Strawberry D, there are not enough words to express my love for your recaps: "clip on tie hijab" is now in my vocabulary.
And A-me just inadvertently revealed that she still browses the kee-wee farms, because the hijab comments are directly from here, and not her youtube comments.

Speaking of her comments:

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Why is it that most white trash insist on hanging their pictures 2 inches from the fucking ceiling?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Says the skell is "inconsistent" and needs new batteries because today skell said 482. But whatever skell says, skell says. Skell could say 550 tomorrow!!!!

Her "skell" must be as exceptional as she is.

Edit because missing letters.

 

[ricecake]

Thanks to Amy for my new custom title.