Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

Lena got another Munchie/addict tattoo, this time "a rosary of pills."
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I watched the @CNN special #ThisIsLife by @lisalingstagram on benzodiazepine dependency and addiction (check the link in my stories) and it really moved me….the careful reporting and the empathic look at what it means to have your brain destroyed by the drug you thought would heal you. So many of us suffer from anxiety and unfortunately not all doctors explain that drugs like Xanax and Klonopin are not magic bullets or life time solutions. Getting off of these drugs can be harder than the anxiety that caused us to seek treatment in the first place. Recovering from a benzodiazepine dependency was the most challenging thing I’ve ever done and it took real patience and support from loved ones and from groups of addicts, who still support me every day as I navigate year two of sober life. But this process also freed me and gave me the life of my dopest dreams- I mean, pun intended I guess!? I hope we are working toward a world where the support I was given is not a rarity and those suffering in silence aren’t viewed as weak or troubled. After all, anxiety does not discriminate. I got this tattoo (a rosary of pills) to remind me of where I’ve been and that my job now is to help others manage their anxiety in healthier ways. If you or someone you love is dealing with an addiction to or dependence on benzos, you are not alone. But PLEASE don’t try and stop without support - some things are bigger than we are and asking for help is a sign of strength, not weakness ❤ ..
This weekend, I am being honored by @friendlyhousela as Woman of the Year at the Awards Luncheon. I’m so so thankful for their guidance and encouragement throughout my journey to recovery. I know firsthand that they have saved so many lives and I will forever hold them near and dear to my heart. If you’re in LA and wish to attend the event, or just support the cause...ticket and donation info are at the link in my bio 🙏🏼
oh how brave of her /sneed

That tattoo is like a third rate, knock-off interpretation of Damien Hirst's Pharmacy collection. I'm sure that's where she got the idea. She's such a hack.
 
Beefy Lena in Cosmo UK:
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An excerpt:
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She plans to have kids.:heart-empty:
 
Beefy Lena in Cosmo UK:
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An excerpt:
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She plans to have kids.:heart-empty:

After the “Yeah, I’m Not For Everyone” piece in The Cut that was basically 100% shade (it’s so good lol) I knew it was only a matter of time before there would be a total puff piece about how super duper happy and content and at peace she honestly really is you guys!!! Positivity!!!!1! Growth! Live Laugh Love but for hipsters! Quirky!
After The Cut came out I was like “oh my damn, this is way too far to just be edgy and show her more ~interesting ~dark side. It’s a total hit piece.” Like who tf wants to work with “Courtney Love but ugly and uninteresting and stupid and somehow even more annoying”? So of course now we have this piece, complete with Lena in pink in every photo, open-mouthed laughing like a sped who just shit her pants. Facilitated, I’m sure, by a hard working agent who was very, very specific about what kind of piece it needed to be.
 
She's got a body like oof.
Wait, wasn't she pregnant before and wished she had an abortion sooner?

No, she's never been pregnant, but she told a bunch of rancid feminists that she wished she had been pregnant so that she could have had an abortion...and then she ended up with a questionable hysto at 31.

 
Beefy Lena in Cosmo UK:

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Wait a minute. Hold the phone. In the excerpt above: “...I know that I’m going to become a mother in a non-traditional way, whether it’s through eggs that I’ve frozen...”

But here she is in The Cut piece the year before talking about how she was in such terrible pain that she couldn’t wait for the hysto & never had her eggs frozen

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ETA: First Tess, now this. Remember when the cover of Cosmo was always some airbrushed super hot super-bitch with a blowout in a sequined bustier looking like she’d either bang you or knife you for a line of coke in the Dorsia women’s room? Those were the days
 
Wait a minute. Hold the phone. In the excerpt above: “...I know that I’m going to become a mother in a non-traditional way, whether it’s through eggs that I’ve frozen...”

But here she is in The Cut piece the year before talking about how she was in such terrible pain that she couldn’t wait for the hysto & never had her eggs frozen

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Yep, I noticed that, too! Either she's lying (common for her) or she ended up freezing some eggs from her remaining ovary sometime in 2019.

Edit: Sorry, I had to add in a pic of what Cosmo used to be, complete with a cocaine mention on the cover, lmao:
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What is it with Cosmo putting these fat, unattractive, not interesting in the least losers on their covers? This one, Tess Holliday, and others.
I remember the days of Cindy Crawford, Chrisy Turlington, Paulina Porizkova, and the like. I wouldn't line my cat's litterbox with these covers.
 
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