Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pickle Inspector]

I've got a question: When Chris frequents a games shop like the GAMe PLACe or The End Games
is he a good customer on a financial level?

As in does he buy his pokemon booster packs there or would he shop around and see where he could buy them cheapest?

 

[AnOminous]

I've got a question: When Chris frequents a games shop like the GAMe PLACe or The End Games
is he a good customer on a financial level?

As in does he buy his pokemon booster packs there or would he shop around and see where he could buy them cheapest?

He is until he gets the idea he can just treat that place of business as his personal recreational space. He often sets up space in places like the original Jew-run GAME PLACE until that filthy Jew Michael Snyder kicked him out. Then he acts like a complete asshole until they kick him out, and then you get every drama this site is about.

 

[The Fool]

Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.

He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.

 

[AnOminous]

Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.

He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.

He'd have to do something other than shit himself.

 

[EvilFatjon]

Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.

He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.

Hmm. Nah.

He would spend all the money needed to keep the business up and running on some dumb shit, like buying magic stones.

He would not get banned from it, but imagine if he banned everyone who went against his twisted mind. Did you say anything bad about Little Big Planet? Banned. Did you call me "sir"? Banned. Did you just say I am not a CPU? Banned. He does not have the maturity to deal with the life of a business owner.

Ask Michael Snyder about this life. Think about the whole incident with him again, but having Chris as the Manager.

You should understand why it would not work.

 

[FuckGoogle]

I always wonder just like how Chris wakes up in the mourning and looks at his shitty life and that doesn't give him motivation to get a job or at the very least try to do something productive.

 

[Apteka]

I saw this posted on Facebook this morning: https://pcmdnews.com/feminist-lgbtq...n-front-of-little-children-to-protest-sexism/
"Feminist LGBTQ activist strips naked in front of little children to protest sexism"
Almost seems like it kind of has a Rosechu vibe...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Has he given up on his TSSSF hobby?

Guess so. All he wants now is to play DnD at Eng Games.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm amazed ED continued existing as long as it did. Every article was piled full of references to Stickam and GOTIS and lulz teh 9001 and other archaic Internet shit that you'd have to have been a massive nerd in 2009 to understand, the whole site is a giant relic of a bygone era.

ED disappearing will be no great loss to anyone, unless you particularly want to read ad hominem attacks on Z-list lolcows who haven't had an Internet presence in 10-15 years, presented in stupid seekrit club 4channer lingo that makes it impossible to read.

It was still pretty goddamn funny to poke around on, juvinile humor and horrible porn links galore. I'll honestly miss it if it dosen't come back, even if I rarely visited it more then once a month.

 

[Metatarsupial]

Do you think Shane at TEG should hire some extra security?

I mean ... I know. But.
Then we all know you know.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.

He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.

>He'd have a job

I think I found a problem in this scenario!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Warning kind long spergy post

This video got me thinking of Chris at some points given how old Barb and Bob where when they had him. Don't know why I still watch pjw his videos not only sound more and more like a stuffy old boomer complaining about doomsday coming, but they put me in such a bad mood.


I know Barb was pushing 40 when she had Chris but I really don't buy that women need to have kids as soon as their 20s hit and that it's perfectly fine for older women to have kids. I don't think it was soley Bob and Barb's ages that lead to Chris being fucked up, it was A factor sure but going though the tweets (I only lurk I don't use Twitter myself) of people on prison planet there are plenty of people born to middle aged parents and they turn out perfectly fine...maybe somewhat different or even Autistic but not down's syndrome ugly or as if they were inbred.

It wasn't his parents ages that made Chris who he is. It was the fact that they just gave up trying to be parents and didn't know how to raise him, his Autism only making it worse.

 

[Picklechu]

Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.

He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.

Aside from complete lack of capital and his garbage credit, he has no business acumen whatsoever, as he's demonstrated repeatedly over the past twelve years, and especially so in the past five. Also, it would be work.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Warning kind long spergy post

This video got me thinking of Chris at some points given how old Barb and Bob where when they had him. Don't know why I still watch pjw his videos not only sound more and more like a stuffy old boomer complaining about doomsday coming, but they put me in such a bad mood.


I know Barb was pushing 40 when she had Chris but I really don't buy that women need to have kids as soon as their 20s hit and that it's perfectly fine for older women to have kids. I don't think it was soley Bob and Barb's ages that lead to Chris being fucked up, it was A factor sure but going though the tweets (I only lurk I don't use Twitter myself) of people on prison planet there are plenty of people born to middle aged parents and they turn out perfectly fine...maybe somewhat different or even Autistic but not down's syndrome ugly or as if they were inbred.

It wasn't his parents ages that made Chris who he is. It was the fact that they just gave up trying to be parents and didn't know how to raise him, his Autism only making it worse.

I think age may play a part but with Chris a lot of things just happened to line up that made him the lolcow he is today.

Things like autism being misunderstood in the 90s and kids being handled with kid gloves in a similar way to what happens with trans individuals today where Chris could be lazy in school and tie in Sonichu to unrelated class work and he’d just get a pat on the head and be told a great job he’s doing because everyone was a winner.

Another major thing which separates Chris from the average autistic person is until Megan Chris doesn’t seem to have had any real friends, as in someone who regularly hung around with him after school.

If Chris had went to a specialist school he might have turned out better, not a lot better but maybe like A-Log who went to such a school.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Remember when years ago Chris made made an account here to go incognito?

Eventually he chimped the fuck out and revealed he was Chris (of course, it was already hilariously obvious by that point)... but what fascinates me is that not long after, he posted again* like it didn't happen and we didn't know he was Chris.

I always wondered what the fuck was going on that pear-shaped head of his at that time. This is a forum about obsessively documenting and commenting him, how the fuck did he expect we wouldn't remember? Did he think we are that stupid? He is that stupid, and therefore, assumes everybody else is? Did the goddamn moron just plain forgot?

*As he has done many times, trying to make the trolls attack one of his perceived enemies. Never understood his reasoning either. Why would his enemies want to help him? That's not autism, that's being dumb as fuck.

(Also, lol, Chris astoundingly autistic "riddle")

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Where did Darkbind Sonichu come from? why does he look like Magichan? Has he returned in any other iterations?

 

[The handsome tard]

You know, its sad. Chris's head is probably so freaking fucked that he doesnt remember large portions of his past and has to watch the Geno Documentaries to even recall how he used to be, the people in his life and what happened before. He is a man constantly living in the present to an extreme degree.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Where did Darkbind Sonichu come from? why does he look like Magichan? Has he returned in any other iterations?

He was shat into existence by Chris's stunted imagination as a ripoff of Darkwing Duck and Link from the Legend of Zelda games, he's supposed to look like Darkwing, and no. The last time he showed up at all was in the comics like two years ago.

Darkbind Sonichu - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Darkbind Sonichu]

Where did Darkbind Sonichu come from? why does he look like Magichan? Has he returned in any other iterations?

Well I just wanted to make an acount for a while after lurking here for so long.

In all seriousness though a lot of things. I think for some reason Chris just really wanted to make his own version of Hyrule which is also in modern day England for some reason. I've always wondered what Chris thinks the UK is like because of this, from what I know he's never left America so you think in his mind instead of going to university and getting degrees we instead train to become knights of the realm?
Him and Zelina's whole existence is just strange, Chris has never shown any interest in this classic style of fantasy fiction besides his new D&D interest, but even that looks like it was spurred on more by SNT than anything else. He doesn't even know how the game works since at one point Darkbind says he was "levelling up with experience" even though no Zelda game operates on an RPG level system. Him and Zelina serve no purpose other than being another romance couple since every soul in Sonichu must have a sweetheart and his supposed villain Clawdorf is never heard from or even seen in any actual detail.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chris's entire knowledge of England comes from Mary Poppins, I'd guess. Show him a black pudding and he'd just look away in disgust.