Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Ilmseil]

Lowtax is the type of person who, when the chips are down and every last bridge is burned, would rather be homeless than get a job. I've encountered people like that before, they're invariably massive fucking scumbags so lowT is already the type.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It makes no sense to declare Ashli a saint after the fact, she probably is just as exceptional in decision-making as Lowtax, else she wouldn't have shacked up with him. Also she came across as kinda trashy too if you remember her postings and her frevor for pitbulls, the white-trash dog number 1. All of Lowtax exes weren't exactly first grade material. Doesn't matter, doesn't mean they deserve to be abused by Lowtax. Always remember though that such people end up together for a reason.

Lowtax used to be a bit more shrewd about the lying in general and goons were always gullible and liked to pretend SA is something special which it hasn't been for a long time. (Smartest place on the internet my ass) They were always willing to give strangers way too much benefit of the doubt to keep that pretense up, and that's how we got all these scamming sagas. The only mistake Lowtax can pretty much do to lose his goon-sponsered tugboat is to screw with the inertia the payments have, and he's very good at doing this which makes this all very funny. His downfall here is like so often his own ego because deep inside he can't stand the thought that he's absolutely nothing special and has no special talents and just lucked into the cash by being in the right place at the right time like most web 1.0 superstars. Like it has been said, he was the only one even talking about his divorce here. Nobody dug it out, nobody doxed anyone. All that's known about it is on him and his endless desire for for people validating him and jerking his ego off. He made himself look like a piece of shit in the process. The alt right neonazi new zealand forum with white supremacist feeder Null as the lead had nothing to do with any of this.

If you’ll go back in this thread to when Lowtax broadcast his marriage meltdown on FB you’ll find people shitting all over Ashlii as much or not more than Lowtax. Nobody thinks Ashlii is a saint and she definitely made some terrible decisions.

As more information came out -Lowtax bragging about her not having a DL and being illegal, making threats about taking her daughter and deporting her, Lowtax spending 3 weeks in UT banging another chick, etc... it became clear that while Ashlii made some stupid decisions, her husband was a raging asshole who had all the power in the relationship and used it to abuse and isolate her.

She’s sitting in a shelter with her child with no money, unable to work, and immigration issues. Lowtax is chilling in his McMansion, eating pills, pies, threatening Leafwife online and flaunting and fucking his “business partner”

It’s pretty easy to see why KF is happy to throw some money at Ashlii. It’s not because she is a saint, but because her husband is an emotionally abusive asshole and using his money, online platform and resources to bully his wife who doesn’t have money, online platform, resources or even stable housing while caring for a toddler.

What’s amazing is woke goons, or anyone outside of raging MGTOW incels, supporting Lowtax given the circumstances

 

[Sabrina]

Huh? She had just turned 30 or so when she married Lowtax, no danger there whatsoever she was in her prime childbearing years.

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The main worry is decreasing fertility after 35, not dangers to the fetus. Women worry about having trouble getting pregnant as they near forty, the risks to fetuses of older mothers are just slightly higher than average.

This is untrue; risks to the mother and the fetus increase at age 30, and at 35 they're ramped up so much that a it's termed a "geriatric pregnancy" and is automatically treated as high risk.

As far as being sick she probably was, but we already know that both of them would have had to work together and LowT would have had to put up actual cash to get through her citizenship, so it's easy to conclude that neither of them did anything and they're both at fault there.

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I remember when she first showed up to SA, told the corny ass story about how they met with him visiting her friend and she thought Doom House was really funny. Her name was LadyAmbien (for anyone who doubts, we actually do know that LowT does drugs and what are his favorites, but I have no proof), she had a picture of herself as her avatar, started getting into efights about pitbulls on the site and pregnancy-crying about people being mean to her and begging LowT to ban the mean goons. I figured the eventual breakup would be really funny, and it's not. It's fucking not at all. No argument that she's dumb as rocks but doesn't deserve any of this shit.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

This is untrue; risks to the mother and the fetus increase at age 30, and at 35 they're ramped up so much that a it's termed a "geriatric pregnancy" and is automatically treated as high risk.

As far as being sick she probably was, but we already know that both of them would have had to work together and LowT would have had to put up actual cash to get through her citizenship, so it's easy to conclude that neither of them did anything and they're both at fault there.

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I remember when she first showed up to SA, told the corny ass story about how they met with him visiting her friend and she thought Doom House was really funny. Her name was LadyAmbien (for anyone who doubts, we actually do know that LowT does drugs and what are his favorites, but I have no proof), she had a picture of herself as her avatar, started getting into efights about pitbulls on the site and pregnancy-crying about people being mean to her and begging LowT to ban the mean goons. I figured the eventual breakup would be really funny, and it's not. It's fucking not at all. No argument that she's dumb as rocks but doesn't deserve any of this shit.

My wife had our daughter at 39, and it was not considered high risk. They told us if she was 40 then it would have been

 

[Brain Problems]

What’s amazing is woke goons, or anyone outside of raging MGTOW incels, supporting Lowtax given the circumstances

The troons and octaroon race hustlers got what they wanted so they don't give a fuck anymore (questionable if they ever did but that's a bigger discussion). The rest of the forums are filled to the brim with dyed-in-the-wool woke commies that have been there so long that they have nowhere else to go that will pat ass on the scale SA does so the idea of Rich being a dirtbag wife abusing pill popping ex-petite bourgeoise is just another essential brick in the wall that separates them from reality.

If they ever acknowledged that the Farms was right about this thing what's to stop them from thinking we're right about other things??? This will not do!

 

[OwO What's This?]

My wife had our daughter at 39, and it was not considered high risk. They told us if she was 40 then it would have been

this is highly contentious in the field of women's health, different studies say different things, different doctors have different opinions. Neither side is lacking evidence. but, given the circumstances she was in, with an expired tourist visa and a man she likes willing to knock her up, why risk it at all?

I mean, we can see now why it would've been better to wait, hindsight is 20/20 and all that, but I still can't consider it a reckless decision all-in-all.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

this is highly contentious in the field of women's health, different studies say different things, different doctors have different opinions. Neither side is lacking evidence. but, given the circumstances she was in, with an expired tourist visa and a man she likes willing to knock her up, why risk it at all?

I mean, we can see now why it would've been better to wait, hindsight is 20/20 and all that, but I still can't consider it a reckless decision all-in-all.

You guys just don't understand how POTENT and ATTRACTIVE Dick Kyanker is. All the batshit crazy womens and pseudo women all lust for his limp dick and patented "two wimpy pumps followed by self loathing and maybe a little crying" technique. CascadeBeta says: "it's worth dialating for!"

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

My wife had our daughter at 39, and it was not considered high risk. They told us if she was 40 then it would have been

My wife was 20. You can have a high-risk pregnancy at any age.

 

[OwO What's This?]

My wife was 20. You can have a high-risk pregnancy at any age.

yeah but we were talking specifically about age-related pregnancy risks.

 

[repentance]

The rest of the forums are filled to the brim with dyed-in-the-wool woke commies that have been there so long that they have nowhere else to go that will pat ass on the scale SA does so the idea of Rich being a dirtbag wife abusing pill popping ex-petite bourgeoise is just another essential brick in the wall that separates them from reality.

If they ever acknowledged that the Farms was right about this thing what's to stop them from thinking we're right about other things??? This will not do!

None of them have put forward any reasons for disbelieving Ashli. Instead they try to deflect from the issue with hot takes like "KF is supporting Ashli out of spite".

 

[Ghostse]

According to Lowtax, Shmorky was never left alone with his kids.

"He was never alone with my kids! I was always passed out in an ambien coma on the couch right next to them."

According to Lowtax he also didn't spent three weeks over thanksgiving getting into the pants & socks of a BPD mormon girl.
Also According to Lowtax, SA's moderation has never been better.
According to Lowtax, $9000/mo + whatever he sees in ads & forum income isn't enough to keep SA running and it could be shut down at any moment.

What I'm saying is Lowtax is not what one would call a reliable source.

 

[AmpleApricots]

The notion of 35 being the magical cut-off date is outdated, especially with modern screening and other medical advancements. Todays medicine focus more on the individuals' health and condition, not on specific ages. Successful pregnancies over 40 have become more common, too. If it's a good idea to have a child that late in life as you won't be around as long for it is a whole other topic. Medically it's not really all that questionable anymore. There are elevated risks yes, but even a 21 year old carries those risks and you just have to look at the individual situation.

I honestly don't think either of them have put that much thought into it though to be honest. With trashy people like this pregnancies just sorta happen.

Also yeah it's totally spite and jealousy. We're all permabanned pantsshitters that are mad at the notion that we can't post on the dead comedy board full of mentally ill men in dresses that try to thought-police your every move.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Is lowtax a stupid lazy mother fucker who pathetically gets cucked by the troons on his own forum, shirking and all responsibility shutting down when faced with anything he doesnt want to do.

Or some super genius master mind manipulative narcissistic 3D chess playing asshole?

the troons aren't in the IRL situation his wife was in. he has no real power over them. sure he could ban an individual, but the others would jump down his throat. if anything they have power over him. he doesn't have the same emotional and financial control over forum weirdos that he does over the mother of his child, or did. he's manipulative and narcissistic, but he's no 3d chess supergenius. this shit aint rocket science in a one on one relationship, you just need the right instincts and the right person to manipulate, they dont even have to be dumber than you. most any lolcow covered on this site who manipulates their significant other looks like a complete dumbass from the outside but they keep on doing what they're doing and the wife/husband/bf/gf stays.

 

[AnOminous]

His Patreon continues to plummet.

Soon we will be able to shout triumphantly that it is UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

yeah but we were talking specifically about age-related pregnancy risks.

This is untrue; risks to the mother and the fetus increase at age 30, and at 35 they're ramped up so much that a it's termed a "geriatric pregnancy" and is automatically treated as high risk.

As far as being sick she probably was, but we already know that both of them would have had to work together and LowT would have had to put up actual cash to get through her citizenship, so it's easy to conclude that neither of them did anything and they're both at fault there.

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I remember when she first showed up to SA, told the corny ass story about how they met with him visiting her friend and she thought Doom House was really funny. Her name was LadyAmbien (for anyone who doubts, we actually do know that LowT does drugs and what are his favorites, but I have no proof), she had a picture of herself as her avatar, started getting into efights about pitbulls on the site and pregnancy-crying about people being mean to her and begging LowT to ban the mean goons. I figured the eventual breakup would be really funny, and it's not. It's fucking not at all. No argument that she's dumb as rocks but doesn't deserve any of this shit.

At 30 Ashlii had zero reason to feel the need to rush into a pregnancy other than personal reasons. The average age for a pregnancy in Canada is 30 ffs, so she was in line with the majority of Canadian women.

Ask any OBGYN (and I have) genetics, mothers health/weight and lifestyle are each bigger risk factors than age.

You’re both acting like Ashlii just hit 40 and if she waited a minute longer to get knocked up she was guaranteed to pop out a tard baby.

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My aunt had a baby at 42, a walk in the park pregnancy and had a perfectly healthy kid. Her 23 year old nanny had preeclampsia delivered at 26 weeks, NICU for two months and kid has issues. It’s always a crap shoot.

None of them have put forward any reasons for disbelieving Ashli. Instead they try to deflect from the issue with hot takes like "KF is supporting Ashli out of spite".

Yes, the only thing they ever do is deflect to is “evil KF” and completely ignore the fact Lowtax is fucking a mentally ill 26 year old while his wife and child sit in a shelter fearing deportation and begging for a measly $3k to survive (while Lowtax takes in $9k a month)

 

[AnOminous]

His Patreon continues to plummet.

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Soon we will be able to shout triumphantly that it is UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

And the band played on.

How did this even happen? Someone actually just cut their donation instead of canceling it?

 

[OwO What's This?]

At 30 Ashlii had zero reason to feel the need to rush into a pregnancy. The average age for a first pregnancy in Canada is 30 ffs, so she was in line with the majority of Canadian women.

Ask any OBGYN (and I have) genetics, mothers health/weight and lifestyle are each bigger risk factors than age.

You’re both acting like Ashlii just hit 40 and if she waited a minute longer to get knocked up she was guaranteed to pop out a tard baby. The “high risks” are more about the health of the mother, than the baby.

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My sister had a baby at 42, a walk in the park pregnancy and perfectly healthy kid. Her 23 year old nanny had preeclampsia delivered at 26 weeks, NICU for two months and kid has issues. It’s always a crap shoot.

Yes, the only thing they ever do is deflect to is “evil KF” and completely ignore the fact Lowtax is fucking a mentally ill 26 year old while his wife and child sit in a shelter fearing deportation and begging for a measly $3k to survive (while Lowtax takes in $9k a month)

i'm really not interested in having a big debate about this one women's health issue in the lowtax thread, the important thing is that this opposing point of view is not uncommon nor irrational. in other words, it's purely speculation as to why Ashlii would want to rush into marriage.

I generally like to look at probable reasons for someone doing something rather than just saying 'they're dumb and crazy lol'

 

[Weppers]

Everyone just go read an article about the hemochorial placenta and then let everyone else get back to laughing at Lowtax

 

[repentance]

And the band played on.

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How did this even happen? Someone actually just cut their donation instead of canceling it?

It's been going down by small amounts over the last day. I suspect some people were only donating a couple of dollars.

 

[Tanner Glass]

yeah but we were talking specifically about age-related pregnancy risks.

My wife was 12 (I was 33) and there were all kinds of health complications.

And the band played on.

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How did this even happen? Someone actually just cut their donation instead of canceling it?

That number is an estimate - so if someone cancels before the charge date, the estimate (allegedly) is updated immediately. The "real" number is visible only to the Patreon account owner in thier toolkit.

Someone on SA bought ads that took people to Patreon's pledge cancellation page and it looks like it's working.