Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Des B*]

Edit - are people not seeing my posts or are we just tards up in here who don't read previous posts before posting the exact same thing??

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hello gorls. I missed you and I hope you are all still utterly vile.

Welcome back, Clanger! Vile? But, of course!

You know how the Amberverse works. Youse can be gone a day, a week, a month and nothing actually changes. Just add more ellbees, more laaaahs, more haydurs, and more contempt towards her audience. The Phases of the Cycle remain constant as the winds and tides. We're currently in Phase 1 again with the New Year and promises being made and being broken before our eyes.

The latest debate centers around her "magical" supposed loss of FIDDY POUNDS!!! in just one month. I'll have to go find the pic of her sitting with the other Hambeasts and edit it here so you can judge for yourself. (Please don't rate me horrifying for doing so, cuz, well, it is horrifying in and of itself).

On Edit: This.

 

[mental gymnastics]

Luckily for her, her misery won’t last too long.

 

[Wonky Eye]

I thought the day she'd bring back the GoFundMe mess, it would be entertaining.
I usually can't say I'm disappointed with Hamber, cause that would imply that I have expectations... but girl, really. Feed us.

Spoiler: Somewhere, in bumfuck, kentucky - 4am

 

[Angel Dust]

Amber has gotten so boring lately. I feel like we're all just sitting around waiting for her to die so we can move on to a more interesting deathfat.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She claims she started losing that 50 or so pounds on October 8th - wow, such precision from VagueLynn!

She shouldn't have given any date - makes her lying about it that much more blatant.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Amber has gotten so boring lately. I feel like we're all just sitting around waiting for her to die so we can move on to a more interesting deathfat.

Her fanbase is a cult following at this point, it's crazy and the drama among them and their reactions are more interesting than amber herself at this point

 

[Angel Dust]

Her fanbase is a cult following at this point, it's crazy and the drama among them and their reactions are more interesting than amber herself at this point

I've noticed the discussion has shifted more towards the reaction channel dramas and the insane fan dramas. She's not even leading her own cult at this point, she's just the figurehead.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

She claims she started losing that 50 or so pounds on October 8th - wow, such precision from VagueLynn!

She shouldn't have given any date - makes her lying about it that much more blatant.

So she's been losing just over 10 pounds a month. That's crazy low for a deathfat like Amber.

Especially after she claimed a while ago that she could lose eight pounds in a week.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amber has gotten so boring lately. I feel like we're all just sitting around waiting for her to die so we can move on to a more interesting deathfat.

When was she interesting?

 

[Mad Asshatter]

So they can be unique and not like other girls, and they’re just gifted and special. It also has a wishful thinking aspect. When you’re a loser with no life imagining that you can rub a few herbs and oils and make people fall in love with you or get your big break on social media, it’s more appealing then putting in the work to improve yourself or create interesting content.

I don't know this person nor did I read beyond what was posted here, but I'm wondering if she is one of the 'fluffy bunny' people that the witch community calls these people, since they seem to be the considered the witchaboos and SJWs of the witching world.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I'm just going to sit here in my porch rocker waiting for the inevitable weight gain. When that happens, gorl is going to double-down on the lahs and gaslighting so hard that she's going to turn herself inside out. It's going to be gooood.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I don't know this person nor did I read beyond what was posted here, but I'm wondering if she is one of the 'fluffy bunny' people that the witch community calls these people, since they seem to be the considered the witchaboos and SJWs of the witching world.

Yes, she is a prime example. Basic bitches will do anything to not look/ sound like basic bitches, but they usually just join another group of basic bitches in denial (fluffy bunny witches 100%).

 

[Angel Dust]

When was she interesting?

Watching a 500+ illiterate redneck lesbian badly pronounce words while trying on 8x ugly dresses, whilst also trying to over lie her previous lies is always interesting, when it was new at least.

 

[Ann Berlin]

The suggestion to use Vyvanse.. not that it will ever happen but just imagine Amber on basically speed, hyper-focusing on whatever activity she starts for hours, and not sleeping for days on end.

 

[THOTto]

The suggestion to use Vyvanse.. not that it will ever happen but just imagine AOn basically speed, hyper-focusing on whatever activity she starts for hours, and not sleeping for days on end.

Vyvanse won’t work for her but not for those reasons. Chantal was on it and a perfect example of why these fatties are hopeless. They eat to feel full and bloated. So if something makes you full faster they’ll just keep eating. That’s not to mention the impact on the heart, risking causing mania in bipolar patients, etc. also vyvanse isn’t close to speed, it has to be broken down in the liver so it’s a slow release and you never get a high and lasts 8-12 hours. That’s why it’s given out more freely, it’s harder to abuse. Vyvanse is closer to having a few too many cups of coffee.

 

[lottalove]

She maybe perceives herself as intelligent because she's so good at lying or inventing new realities to avoid accountability.
She managed to confuse me with her smug answers concerning the scale she used, the one she doesn't mention and the one she supposedly gave away and I don't even give a fuck. But if I did I would be pisssed off long ago.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Other people start their jobs at 8 pm"

Yeah, it's why Walmart is open 24/7 is many places. You don't have the excuse, though, Amber.

I know people that work the graveyard shift and they hate it with a passion. They would work different hours if they could. One was a dad that basically slept the day away and left for work when his kids got home. He literally slept through his children's childhoods so they could have a roof over their head. The graveyard shift may work for night owls, but most people have a typical circadian rhythm. It can really fuck those people up trying to adjust.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Again with the "other people". I shouldn't complain... with her that's always a sure tell that she's feeling defensive; that she knows what she's doing ain't right.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Luckily for her, her misery won’t last too long.

She really pisses me off with her "muh mentalz" when it's clear she is not bipolar and does not have BED. MAYBE she has anxiety, but generalized anxiety disorder is rampant and doesn't make her special. It surely doesn't make for an excuse to lie around in bed all goddamned day and not do anything productive.

"Other people start their jobs at 8 pm"

Yeah, it's why Walmart is open 24/7 is many places. You don't have the excuse, though, Amber.

I know people that work the graveyard shift and they hate it with a passion. They would work different hours if they could. One was a dad that basically slept the day away and left for work when his kids got home. He literally slept through his children's childhoods so they could have a roof over their head. The graveyard shift may work for night owls, but most people have a typical circadian rhythm. It can really fuck those people up trying to adjust.

Graveyard shift stuff messes like hell with the psyche, too. But since we're in a 24/7 world, somebody has to take it in the ass for whatever - their kids, their family, because they go to school, etc.

But yeah, Big Al has no reason whatsoever to begin her day at 8 PM. Her "muh mentalz" would be better served by a regular daytime routine.