Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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KateHikes14 said:
Why does everytime someone brings up how exceptional he's being now you deflect to something his fwiends did that hurt his feefees?
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Because he's going to call in this week with a long, rambling and disjointed story about how he totally nailed a hooker last Thursday and was so good at doing sex that she paid him!
 
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KateHikes14 said:
Why does everytime someone brings up how exceptional he's being now you deflect to something his fwiends did that hurt his feefees?
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Go troll somewhere else, if you're going to characterize my first comment on this situation with accusation of chronic deception, I have no reason to believe you're here for any purpose than to be exceptional.
 
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And this is exactly the problem. Too easy to chalk shit up to the people being actually moronic while dick is actively looking for any form of plausible deniability or anything he can point to so that he can call EVERYTHING crazy. You all are only doing him favors and enabling his denial by posting teacher pics and spaz takes. I think Dick knows he is acting fucked up and my guess is that he gets super pissed every time he needs to act like the things he previously mocked to continue hiding or denying [something(s)]. It’s a bad road, Dick. If you fucked up in some way, all the people who still defend you after all THIS... would still defend you. And those of us who “deflected” well... I bet lots of us wouldn’t care. We care about how [whatever it is] is fucking up the show, and your behavior. It’s time to stop the coom and come to Jesus, dick. Or the great magnet. Or whomever.
 
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YourMistaken said:
I listened to a bit of the livestream, he claimed that people were saying to call 80s girl school (which I haven't seen) because he's made a million dollars on his patreon.
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It doesn't matter, because like everyone else. He just has to accuse people of doing it and it gives him a pass for being a sperg
 
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2020Suicide said:
Plus its sort of even more pathetic because hes pretty successful otherwise. Hes a trust fund kid who got into comedy, he worked a Bateman style "do way less work than you think for his pay" job at some engineering place and he has been in a long term relationship for almost 5 years now. There is no reason for him to have a discord.
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So... Discord exists only for people with zero life prospects to try to get laid?

2020Suicide said:
Again look at sargon or hell look at fucking maddox back in 2014 you can go from cool guy people look up to, to lolcow in a quarter of a decade
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Neither of those idiots were cool in 2014.

2020Suicide said:
It doesn't matter, because like everyone else. He just has to accuse people of doing it and it gives him a pass for being a sperg
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It did happen though and they have the restraining order against Mental Jess to prove it.
 
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Tookie said:
Dick's best move right now would be to quietly offer Maddox a decent wage out of the Patreon to play the heel and keep doing stupid shit. No joke offers or pittances: offer him $5K or $6K a month to make a fool out of himself.
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Dick isn't going to pay Maddox to do something Maddox already does for free.

This shit is nothing, and those trying to make it feel like the fanbase is turning against him reminds me a lot of "Mister Metokur is a lolcow" types, only way faker.

The reaction to people shitting on Sonic Phase/Hazencruz by posting MS Paint shit and asking for money, I think that more accurately represents the fanbase's feelings. Ask the talented people, those that could make money with their own ability, who did benefit from their exposure (Tab, KenDollInHyde, La Kembra, Dame Pesos, Vito) all agree with Dick.

Hazen it's a sperg who thought he could ride Dick's enigma into being Internet Famous. He was always a talentless hack, Dick just playing his bits is beyond generous, and actually paying for them is exceptional.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
Dick isn't going to pay Maddox to do something Maddox already does for free.

This shit is nothing, and those trying to make it feel like the fanbase is turning against him reminds me a lot of "Mister Metokur is a lolcow" types, only way faker.

The reaction to people shitting on Sonic Phase/Hazencruz by posting MS Paint shit and asking for money, I think that more accurately represents the fanbase's feelings. Ask the talented people, those that could make money with their own ability, who did benefit from their exposure (Tab, KenDollInHyde, La Kembra, Dame Pesos, Vito) all agree with Dick.

Hazen it's a sperg who thought he could ride Dick's enigma into being Internet Famous. He was always a talentless hack, Dick just playing his bits is beyond generous, and actually paying for them is exceptional.
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I don't even mean in reaction to whatever this is all supposed to be. I just mean that paying Maddox to supercharge his stupidity back to lolsuit levels would pay for itself several times over. It is getting a bit stale and in need of new guests & content.

As far as the current sperg-out is concerned: it's pretty easy to see what is going on. There are a-logs circling around waiting for any whiff of mild criticism or boredom with the show so they can barge in and gin it up. It unfortunately makes having any sort of honest discussion surrounding the show essentially impossible since it's now a magnet for faggotry and gay ops. There's a bunch of brand new accounts here and in other places chattering about the "hulagirl" thing which was floated here a while back and quickly debunked and traced back to that Jesse PS guy. Jesse PS is an obscure podcaster who alternates between slagging off Dick and Maddox (though only Maddox was stupid enough to trust him) and seems to desperately want to insert himself as the "third party" in the Dick v. Maddox feud. On top of that you now have some of the retards who like to hassle Null now gunning for Dick as collateral damage.
 
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Glad to know what the consensus approved opinion is 🤔
I'd hate to be called jealous for pointing out his hypocrisy in getting butthurt about private messages being posted by that artist. Or maybe its a gay op when I say his continued whiteknighting of mint is annoying, and the disingenuous responses make me skeptical of other stories he has told of people.
 
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KateHikes14 said:
I'd hate to be called jealous for pointing out his hypocrisy in getting butthurt about private messages being posted by that artist. Or maybe its a gay op when I say his continued whiteknighting of mint is annoying, and the disingenuous responses make me skeptical of other stories he has told of people.
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Just try not to write anything on your anus and you'll be fine. Those are legitimate criticisms but there's a giant vortex of autism going on right now.
 
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>maddox thread is hijacked by constant talking about dick
>dick thread is hijacked by constant talking about the different people talking about dick

It's like pottery, it rhymes.

Anyway, for those saying dick needs to stop sperging at/with (ex)fans on twitter, well, it seems you got your wish? Back to his regularly scheduled shitting on e-chicks and maddox.
 
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Tookie said:
Dick's best move right now would be to quietly offer Maddox a decent wage out of the Patreon to play the heel and keep doing stupid shit. No joke offers or pittances: offer him $5K or $6K a month to make a fool out of himself.
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Polyboros2 said:
Dick isn't going to pay Maddox to do something Maddox already does for free.

This shit is nothing, and those trying to make it feel like the fanbase is turning against him reminds me a lot of "Mister Metokur is a lolcow" types, only way faker.

The reaction to people shitting on Sonic Phase/Hazencruz by posting MS Paint shit and asking for money, I think that more accurately represents the fanbase's feelings. Ask the talented people, those that could make money with their own ability, who did benefit from their exposure (Tab, KenDollInHyde, La Kembra, Dame Pesos, Vito) all agree with Dick.

Hazen it's a sperg who thought he could ride Dick's enigma into being Internet Famous. He was always a talentless hack, Dick just playing his bits is beyond generous, and actually paying for them is exceptional.
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Didn’t he float the idea of doing a show again with maddox? It might be interesting if he got maddox back but maddox couldn’t have control
 
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