Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Demosthenes 2020]

If she is still on the Oregon health plan, which I assume she is because nobody with private insurance and co-pays would go to as many doctor appointments and be as ER-happy as she is, then bariatric surgery is covered. However, all of the surgeons in this area require the mandatory pre-op weight loss of at least 10% of excess weight (some require up to 15%). You also have to have the rest of your health conditions stabilized, have 6 months of medically monitored weight loss attempts/diet attend a series of classes, be evaluated for sleep apnea (and be compliant with your CPAP if that ends up being required)... there are so many things she would have to do, and I can't imagine her doing any of them.

 

[Gawdamit]

Fat Amy is defending herself because she knows she's lying

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Fat Amy is defending herself because she knows she's lying

I feel like she grabs them off social media accounts which won't turn up in searches. Just like her dodgy April Day avatar.

I think Fat Amy is bored with motherhood and that's why she eats.

Amy was a whale back when she got her eldest.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

"Every word she says is a lie including 'And' and 'The'"
483.8 Three snouts

Spoiler: LIECAP

-Welcome to her channel

-PLEASE susscribe

-So you'll be notfied when she re-uploads yesterday's video today

-IT'S WINDSDAY!!!!

-WW Day

- Ha hurrhurrhurrha

-Screwed up this week okay????

-Call it as you may

-IT HAPPENED

-SHE SCREWED UP!!!!

-You know what????

-IS NOT GIVING UP!!!!

-Is sticking to her word with you guyses

-Will upload her weight

-HELLO. IT'S READY.

-483.8

-Seen it with your ears and heard it with your own eyes

-That's her weight this week

-JUST got back from a doctors appointment

-Umm

-Talked about LOTS of things

-Umm

-Did many different blood work tests

-Checked her A1c, I think it's called????

-Thyroid, liver, kidney

-Tests she has last week came back normal

-Does not show there is a blockage in either of her organs

-That's a good thing

-Intense swelling

-Hasn't been that swollen in 3 years

-Umm

-Is worried about that type of swelling

-WHY I AM SWELLING ALL OF A SUDDEN?????????

-Don't know

-Doc ordered...

-CBC with auto diff

-Comp met panel

-ECG 12 lead

-A1c

-Lyepid profile?????

-Screen????

-Thyroid stim hormone

-Urine microscopic

-X ray

-132/94 bp

-And that's what she did at the doc today

-Doc was more stern than ever before

*children screeching

-Knows she needs to lose weight

-Doc was super srsly talking to her

-Can not drink sugar or sodiums from here on out

-Wants her to do internrmit fasting

-16 hours a day

-24 hour fast one day a week

-Did interrmitt fast for a little while

-But not a whole amount

-We'll see how that goes

-Talked about how like her weight is going up

-Not going down

-CLEARLY

-Maybe take steps toward an "intervention"

-Something more "invasive" than what we're dilling with now

-Umm

-Talk about possible WLS

-Needs to find out if medical covers it

-Barryattic

-Will call them

-There are things in the work smoving

-Forward

-Umm

-She will give it another 30 days

-WILL WORK RILLY HARD!!!!

-IF in 30 days she's still not losing

-Then will haft to go another route

-She and doc have run EVERY AVENUE themselfs

-To avoid surgery

-Doc told her how old she is

-Harder to lose weight

-Will need skin removal innyways

-Hard to get pregnant at 40

-IS READY TO START LIVEENG LIFE!!!!

-READY TO KEEP UP WITH HER FAMBILY!!!!

-READY TO TAKE HER LIFE BACK!!!!

-Surgery concerns are justified

-Won't go off what other people say

-Was hilled in a week with c-sections

-30 more days

-On the table

-Not making steps to surgery

-On the table

-IF *we're* not sussessful in this

-Will connect with what she's lacking in 30 days

-CLEARLY she is lacking a lot

-HER WEIGHT KEEPS GOING UP!!!!

-Seen the comment

-Doesn't read the comments

-Gets comment notification

-NOT EVERY TIME!!!

SOMETIMES she gets comment notifications

-SHE KNOWS VESHABLES HAVE CALORIES!!!!!

-THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE *TECHNICALLY* MEANT!!!!

-What she MEANT by no calories was that it wasn't cake

-NO CALORIES LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

-That's what she *meant* when she said "no calories in this"

-They weren't cake calories of that nature

-Is what she meant

-Can eat more soup to reach cake calories

-Or ice cream

-OR WHATEVER

-Wanted to clarify

-Some of you have asked what was on top of the corn in the picture she stole

-It is a drizzle of low sodium soy sauce

-Just put a little in

-IT'S LOW SODIUM!!!!

-INNYWAYS

-Needs to keep this short and cute and fun

-Has a lot to do

-v v busy

-Waiting for the xray to come back

-Xray called and told her it all looked good

-BYE BYE!!!!

What is with the thumbnails she always has, random ass shit allover it and it makes me think it's some children's channel based just on that. "how can this be" maybe if you stopped eating so much and then you can liveen better

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'm just loving that 'They're not like cake calories'.

Gee, and here I thought the definition of a calorie was defined as a unit of heat energy that is equal to the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water by 1 degree Centigrade at 1 atmospheric pressure. Meaning that calories are calories, no matter how people want to spin it.

Macro and micronutrient values aren't what we're talking about, Amy. We're talking about calories. As defined above. Like a Tumblr SJW's gender, calories aren't defined by what body they're in. Cake calories and vegetable calories are very much the same. And this is why you fail.

 

[Montage]

She mentions hard to get pregnant at 40, is that in general for every woman or is that her wanting to make another child?

 

[Queen of Moderation]

She mentions hard to get pregnant at 40, is that in general for every woman or is that her wanting to make another child?

40 is considered a geriatric pregnancy. Chances of birth defects and Down's Syndrome increases as does maternal mortality. A woman's eggs at 40 are starting to 'dry up'. And that's for a slim and healthy woman not a 500 lbs hambeast with diabetes and other obesity related illnesses. It's why that saying, "Your biological clock is ticking" is very true.

God forbid she did get pregnant again. Just what everyone needs is a mong to go with the ferals. Poor Jeremiah would definitely have to quit school to care for it. Amy would spend all of its SSDI benefits on herself. After all she needs to prioritize her "journey" (ugh) and have me time.

Innyways, I believe it was in the Chantal thread (page 1777) and was written by @THOTto, but substitute the name Chantal with Amy and it is a perfect explanation of the fucked up reasons Amy has this burning desire to have children. As Tina Turner famously sang, "What's love got to do with it?".

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Just catching up now, I thought I would provide a screencap from the LIQUID ASS video.

You cannot underestimate the power of an image.

 

[грешный дурак]

Just catching up now, I thought I would provide a screencap from the LIQUID ASS video.
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You cannot underestimate the power of an image.

My god, the visible AMYS LIFE JOURNEY tape really clinches it too. Never thought I’d feel sorry for that dingdong grifter husband. He looks like he’s reconsidering his life choices behind those half-dead eyes.

 

[Gatorfan@1991]

Sighting #3 of Amy’s "salad with chicken and cheese” at the 16:09 mark. The lazy bitch has been recycling the same photo since her channel started.

ETA: At the 25:55 mark Amy describes how she is too large to do basic housework, so she’s been having Ali do it all. She also tells us that she’s been training the slave son to clean and do the duties that she can’t since he turned 4.

HA she likes her house a certain way???? Apparently her certain way is fucking a filthy pig sty !

As

In this video from Fat Amy History, it's Friday night, and no mention of Mosque. Maybe if they called Mosqco and sold gummy vitamins, she would go 27 times a day.

Amy oinks about how she can't believe she made it to day 6 of her "lifestyle" change or whatever the fuck bullshit it was in 2018, and shows you a giant bag of meat sticks and two xxxl size feedbags full of granola. Will not stop being snappy at the mini mongs.

More oinking about how she can't breathe after going to the bathroom and how the family has to help her do everything. It's all changing now on DAY 6. "Amazeeng"

Grandma PedoShielder gave Amy $100 to put gas in her car when Jeremiah was admitted to the hospital with kidney failure when he was a toddler.

*burps

Is very proud.

Is a hero for taking care of herself without help her whole life, nevereverevereverx30 asked for anything everevereverx12.

Will nevereverever get weight loss surgery.

July 14, 2018

And there the illegal house slave child is stuck sitting in the back beside the shitter.

 

[FatalTater]

Just catching up now, I thought I would provide a screencap from the LIQUID ASS video.
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You cannot underestimate the power of an image.

Imagine Ali chatting with others about spouses, and everyone shares a story about how their significant other arranges wonderful family events, or has fun hobbies, or raises money for charity, and he has the story of how his wife once caused him to be so sick while he was driving her and their small children somewhere that he had to stop the car and vomit. Then she laughed and uploaded video of it to YouTube. They're such a great couple.

 

[Twinkie]

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Sorry for the slight derail but is this some fat redneck way of spelling Jeremiah or just a typo nobody ever bothered to correct?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Sorry for the slight derail but is this some fat redneck way of spelling Jeremiah or just a typo nobody ever bothered to correct?
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My tinfoil theory is, she has edited it to an intentional misspelling to try and throw off haydurs in the same way she removed an exclamation point from her channel name to try to keep search engine results from showing KF when people search her. Superfail!

I am sure someone has an older screenshot so we can dis/prove that.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

My tinfoil theory is, she has edited it to an intentional misspelling to try and throw off haydurs in the same way she removed an exclamation point from her channel name to try to keep search engine results from showing KF when people search her. Superfail!

I am sure someone has an older screenshot so we can dis/prove that.

That makes sense, I could see her doing that. In an 'Amy doing something that she thinks is really clever but actually makes her look even more objectively stupid' kind of sense, anyway.

Awesome thread btw, lots of snouts and exclamation marks for you!!!!!

 

[Angel Dust]

40 is considered a geriatric pregnancy. Chances of birth defects and Down's Syndrome increases as does maternal mortality. A woman's eggs at 40 are starting to 'dry up'. And that's for a slim and healthy woman not a 500 lbs hambeast with diabetes and other obesity related illnesses. It's why that saying, "Your biological clock is ticking" is very true.

God forbid she did get pregnant again. Just what everyone needs is a mong to go with the ferals. Poor Jeremiah would definitely have to quit school to care for it. Amy would spend all of its SSDI benefits on herself. After all she needs to prioritize her "journey" (ugh) and have me time.

Innyways, I believe it was in the Chantal thread (page 1777) and was written by @THOTto, but substitute the name Chantal with Amy and it is a perfect explanation of the fucked up reasons Amy has this burning desire to have children. As Tina Turner famously sang, "What's love got to do with it?".

For a perfect illustration of why geriatric pregnancy is a bad idea: Barb had chris when she was 41. Look how that turned out.

 

[Christ Cried]

What the fuck, can someone explain the toilet?

 

[Mooner]

What the fuck, can someone explain the toilet?

The prevailing theory is that Fat Amy can’t fit into a public restroom with her kids, so she instead makes them shit in public on the Van Crapper.

 

[olybinewski]

The prevailing theory is that Fat Amy can’t fit into a public restroom with her kids, so she instead makes them shit in public on the Van Crapper.

If she could fit in a stall with her child, the walk from crap wagon to a bathroom at the back of the store is too far for Amy.

 

[C3PBRO]

What I would like to know is, is there a tank? If there's a tank, who bothers to empty it? Judging by the state of their home, nobody, so maybe there's no tank? Maybe Salem Oregon has a brown road eel problem not unlike Ali's dear home of Egypt.