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[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

"Then one beautiful day, I realized that if masturbating to Facebook pictures of my female friends wasn't enough, I could always become my female friends" https://old.reddit.com/r/StandUpCom...rbating_to_facebook_pictures_of_your_friends/
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That's fucking...Horrifying, who could think that it was a good idea for a sketch ? Who are the dumbasses who laugh in the crowd ?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

It's almost like real life is not like your tranny discord

 

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All of the "types of sexes" in the first paragraph are literally the same thing. And "neurological sex" isn't real, at least not by name. There's the concept of neurological differences between men and women, but I'm pretty sure that's influenced in utero with the finishing touches added in puberty. The others are just absurd. I have never, ever even seen people so much as entertain the idea you can determine sex by whether or not the person gets breast cancer because the causal link is the other way around. That's beyond putting the cart before the horse. That's like watching a horse draw a carriage, and concluding the carriage is pushing the horse.

Then he tries (and fails) to equate a full-fledged, normal human deciding to become the opposite sex on a whim to people with extremely rare and abnormal chromosomal disorders which just affect their development into adulthood and not outright making them swap sexes halfway into their lives. It's the same as the other approach they try to pull where some insects, snails, and fish can swap sexes as if their biology is in any way representative of a perfectly healthy human's.

This is like a text version of that image meant to simulate having a stroke. I can see things I vaguely identify, but on even the slightest bit closer inspection, it turns into complete nonsense. And I also feel like I'm having a stroke.

 

[RIP Tranch]

It's almost like real life is not like your tranny discord

Imagine if one day you decided you really love poo.

You tell your wife that you want to lick your children's diapers and butts clean with just your tongue. You tell your boss you want him to disable the flushing mechanism in all toilets at the company so you can have an open buffet to eat the piling poo out of the ceramic bowl. You tell your friends that they're bigots if they don't let you suck the skid marks out of their underwear. You demand everyone let you into women & children's bathrooms so that you can inhale their fecal matter.

You covertly petition your government to pass laws to compel your wife, colleagues, and friends to let you do these things - at the threat of arrest.

All of this just so you can masturbate.

"I'M tiRed of bEING TREaTeD liKe a FreAK aNd A pROBlEM"

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Both. Also crusty cum.

Probably a splish splash of syphilis too.

 

[Bani]

This might be late but the baby shower thing reminded me of it:

"AITA for not letting my “sister” join my fiancée’s bridal party?"

Spoiler: text

My fiancée and I are getting married at the end of February, after over a year of planning. I had asked my then-brother to be one of my groomsmen when we first got engaged, and he had been on board with it this entire time.
However over the weekend (less than a month before the wedding) he “came out” to the family as transsexual. My fiancée was there at the time and was supportive, however he almost immediately brought up that he would like to “come out” to the rest of the family via our wedding, and would instead like to be one of her bridesmaids.
My fiancée was obviously uncomfortable about this, pointing out the obvious time constraint, and how plans had already been made for the bridal party. Turns out, he had already ordered a very similar dress to the ones her bridesmaids are wearing from online, before even asking us.
Fiancée asked to speak with me alone and admitted she wasn’t comfortable with him as a bridesmaid. The rest of the group are her friends and sister, who she trusts to help her get dressed and made up for the ceremony, she doesn’t know my brother very well, definitely not well enough to want him helping to hold up her dress while she pees. I agreed with her.
I explained to him that the bridal party is just for my fiancée’s friends and family, but that he was still welcome to be a groomsman. He did protest that he thought it would be good “bonding time” for him and my fiancée, but agreed, as long as he could wear the dress.
And this is where I might be the asshole but I vetoed that too. I know if he wears a dress, instead of the suit we’ve already paid for, it’s at best going to completely distract from the wedding, and at worst start fights among the relatives, we don’t come from the most tolerant family.
I basically gave him an ultimatum to wear the suit he agreed to months ago, or not be a part of the ceremony. Our parents think I’m being too harsh, and that this is a chance to “show my support” but I refuse to do that at the cost of my and my fiancée’s wedding.
Am I the asshole?

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Troons always pull this crap. Weddings are the couple's day, so anything that shifts the focus from them is, in fact, rude. List of things not to do at someone else's wedding:

• Announce a pregnancy
• Propose to your S/O
• Bring one of their exes as a date
• Show up in a knockoff bridesmaid dress as a means of "coming out" as twans

Luckily the top few posts say he's NTA on account of what I just mentioned. However, most of the other responses are saying ESH (everyone sucks here.) Some of those posts even target the wife, saying that she's an asshole for not allowing a man she barely knows to watch her get dressed. They're asshurt that OP is "misgendering" his brother and accuse him of being a troll, even though there are tons of posts by troons in troon subs about "coming out" at weddings.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Puberty happens whether you like it or not. If puberty blockers were completely safe, why are stunted growth and sterility so common in kids that take puberty blockers?

 

[???]

Imagine if one day you decided you really love poo.

You tell your wife that you want to lick your children's diapers and butts clean with just your tongue. You tell your boss you want him to disable the flushing mechanism in all toilets at the company so you can have an open buffet to eat the piling poo out of the ceramic bowl. You tell your friends that they're bigots if they don't let you suck the skid marks out of their underwear. You demand everyone let you into women & children's bathrooms so that you can inhale their fecal matter.

You covertly petition your government to pass laws to compel your wife, colleagues, and friends to let you do these things - at the threat of arrest.

All of this just so you can masturbate.

"I'M tiRed of bEING TREaTeD liKe a FreAK aNd A pROBlEM"

If you started a twitter account for this in six months people would be coming out as #FecalPride

 

[AnOminous]

People acting like assholes deliberately baiting mentally ill individuals absolutely exist

And are based.

It’s been my experience that only shit doctors ever have to invoke their “honorifics” when someone is being an asshole to them. Especially when said asshole-ness is brought forth with good reason.

Cops have a very low threshold for when they're allowed to ask for identification, or at least ask you to explain who you are and what you're doing wherever you are. Even in the few cases where they have no legal right to ask for it, you can end up arrested because of your quixotic bullshit, and enjoy spending thousands to fight over nonsense in court instead of just saying "Yeah I'm John Jones" or whatever.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

People acting like assholes deliberately baiting mentally ill individuals absolutely exist

Never thought "assholes" would be in the right

 

[AnOminous]

They're asshurt that OP is "misgendering" his brother and accuse him of being a troll, even though there are tons of posts by troons in troon subs about "coming out" at weddings.

Troons always pull this shit. Nobody else is allowed to have their own special day. No, every single day has to be about the fucking troon, and the more misery they cause for everyone else, the happier they are. Fuck troons.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Troons always pull this shit. Nobody else is allowed to have their own special day. No, every single day has to be about the fucking troon, and the more misery they cause for everyone else, the happier they are. Fuck troons.

The funny part is this is a move straight out of every bitter mother-in-law's playbook, so for one shining moment they're vaguely feminine. Too bad they ended up emulating one of the shittiest parts of it, rabid jealousy when others are having a special day.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Troons always pull this crap. Weddings are the couple's day, so anything that shifts the focus from them is, in fact, rude. List of things not to do at someone else's wedding

Yeah that requires things like social skills or maybe social graces or maybe not being an absolute fucking narcissist

Ain't no one around here allowed to have a special day if it's not my special day.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

And are based.



Cops have a very low threshold for when they're allowed to ask for identification, or at least ask you to explain who you are and what you're doing wherever you are. Even in the few cases where they have no legal right to ask for it, you can end up arrested because of your quixotic bullshit, and enjoy spending thousands to fight over nonsense in court instead of just saying "Yeah I'm John Jones" or whatever.

And as much that might bug someone, there is a good reason why police are allowed ask identity and why they get suspicious if you refuse. Very dangerous individuals have been found during something else, mainly traffic stops, and it's often not immediately clear if a situation turns out be something big so contacting witnesses might turn out necessary afterwards. They have to do their job witch with limited information because their job is mainly about collecting information and they can suddenly be middle of deadly situations. While there are definitely dick cops, most are fine people doing an important and dangerous job. Don't trust cops blindly but realize that what they do is often for good reasons, mainly safety. Best time to fight cops is front of a judge, not when the cop is trying figure out if you're dangerous enough to be arrested.

 

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Are those pimples or dried skin?

I've had painfully sensitive skin and eczema for most of my life, and it seems to come in two varieties: wet and dry. Wet is always swollen and irritated even when scabbed over, and weeps clear liquid (not necessarily pus, more like plasma aka clotting factor) when a scab breaks. Dry is red and irritated but not swollen, which breaks open and bleeds without any clear discharge. Both are cured by removing irritants and allergens, moisturizing, and showering daily.

This is not eczema. This is acne brought on by scratching, covering the irritated skin with make-up, not washing make-up off (and not showering), and trying to cover the mess post-popping/scratching with more make-up. I remember seeing it on the stinkier girls in middle and high school.

 

[Neko GF]

Apparently there's some troon lead "research" study about "gender affirming treatment" on teens. Here's a snippet of the unholy exceptionalism from that propaganda rag:

Spoiler: Demonstrably False

https://twitter.com/vicparsons_/status/1222954268002484224 (Archive)

If troonism is associated with good mental health, why do troons have a +40% suicide rate? Why are mental illnesses so common among troons? This a kin to "freedom is slavery", considering that troonism in itself is a mental illness.

 

[Pitere pit]

Yeah that requires things like social skills or maybe social graces or maybe not being an absolute fucking narcissist

Ain't no one around here allowed to have a special day if it's not my special day.

Welp, troonism often interlaps with autism and NPD so....
Aaand here is your daily dose of AGP, courtesy from r/itsafetish. Here we have 2 normal gals talking about their tatas. Obviously they aren't pathetic greasy neckbeard monsters. No, you bigot.

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

"Then one beautiful day, I realized that if masturbating to Facebook pictures of my female friends wasn't enough, I could always become my female friends" https://old.reddit.com/r/StandUpCom...rbating_to_facebook_pictures_of_your_friends/
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That's not funny. That's creepy, dare I say predatory. The audience must be full of troons or woke types because any normal person would immediately find that shit unfunny, comedian be damned. There's a difference between a comedian using a (sometimes traumatic or harmful) life experience as a way to make people giggle and see it in a positive light and a guy just going "Yeah i jerked off on my female friends's pictures. Please clap."

 

[Retribution]

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Are those pimples or dried skin?

Venereal warts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Puberty happens whether you like it or not. If puberty blockers were completely safe, why are stunted growth and sterility so common in kids that take puberty blockers?

I don't understand any of this. If they really believe these alleged 'trans' kids are really trans, why do they need puberty blockers at all?

Welp, troonism often interlaps with autism and NPD so....
Aaand here is your daily dose of AGP, courtesy from r/itsafetish. Here we have 2 normal gals talking about their tatas. Obviously they aren't pathetic greasy neckbeard monsters. No, you bigot.
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I lol at the case being made that a man can carry around 40 extra pounds on a regular basis.