Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Anaiah Carlson]

Yes yes, I took latin for most of my childhood, I know all about root words.

I grew up in a stupid cult very similar to yours. I have actually spent a lot of time studying history and ancient mythology, not because I believe it, but because it's interesting to see where people and beliefs came from. There is nothing special about ancient people, they didn't know anything that we don't. And in fact, they actually knew a lot less, hence your retarded beliefs about germs being demons and "changing the chemical properties" being a sin or whatever.

I know you think you're really wise but in reality theres nothing special or insightful about your beliefs, you are no different than any of the hundreds of other threads on here who obsess and collect knowledge about Star Wars or My Little Pony or Bratz dolls, your dumb obsession just happens to be ancient religions.

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.” - William Shakespeare

The ancients saw spirits in evwrything because they saw everyone was alive at an invisible level. The ancients knew way in advance that truth. Now we know just how kuch alive the world is even down to molecular and atomic level and beyond. Many ideas dismissed as primitive tuen out to be rooted in fundamental foundational facts. Sure the ancients didnt have the vantage point of modern tecynology but they were very intelligent and wise for what they had and i would venture to say many of the greatest men who lived thousands of years ago were much wiser and knew more about how the world works than you.

They knew just as we discovered in modern times that viruses are "alive" in a sense. They simply called them demons and had a mythology to explain the origin of viruses. When you take history and religion seriously a lot more truths about the past and why people believe what they do can be gleaned.

Changing chemical properties in an actual fundamental way and not merely cooking, was regarded in ancient times as sorcery and i too view the same way. Magic is a misnomer. It doesnt exist. What exists is science and science when abused for unnatural purposes or methods is sorcery in the ancient definition.

And i disagree with your assessment about my "obsession". While i have my priority for religion and history, that intebse level of studying every detail plays out in evwry part of my life. It isnt limited to just that but i can freely utilize it for anything and everything of interest to me. Not just one narrow topic. But life itself and everything encompassing it i focus on intensely just the same.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

The ancients saw spirits in evwrything because they saw everyone was alive at an invisible level. The ancients knew way in advance that truth. Now we know just how kuch alive the world is even down to molecular and atomic level and beyond. Many ideas dismissed as primitive tuen out to be rooted in fundamental foundational facts. Sure the ancients didnt have the vantage point of modern tecynology but they were very intelligent and wise for what they had and i would venture to say many of the greatest men who lived thousands of years ago were much wiser and knew more about how the world works than you.

They knew just as we discovered in modern times that viruses are "alive" in a sense. They simply called them demons and had a mythology to explain the origin of viruses. When you take history and religion seriously a lot more truths about the past and why people believe what they do can be gleaned.

Changing chemical properties in an actual fundamental way and not merely cooking, was regarded in ancient times as sorcery and i too view the same way. Magic is a misnomer. It doesnt exist. What exists is science and science when abused for unnatural purposes or methods is sorcery in the ancient definition.

And i disagree with your assessment about my "obsession". While i have my priority for religion and history, that intebse level of studying every detail plays out in evwry part of my life. It isnt limited to just that but i can freely utilize it for anything and everything of interest to me. Not just one narrow topic. But life itself and everything encompassing it i focus on intensely just the same.

1. COOKING CHANGES CHEMICAL PROPERTIES IN A FUNDAMENTAL WAY THAT'S WHY IT WORKS. Caramelizing onions converts complex storage sugars into simple chains. Grilling a steak shreds complex proteins into forms that are easily digestible. Cheesemaking turns milk into an entirely different product, united only by the presence of lactose. Fermentation turns sugars into alcohols. Baking takes a volatile and fungus and transforms both into a sweet edible substance by forging new chemical structures in the oven. Let's add "the basics of cooking and chemistry" to subjects which you have Dunning-Kruger-tier knowledge in.
2. Lol, the rest of this is some "The Brahma-Astra is a description of ancient nuclear weapons"-tier shit.
3. You aren't taking the ancients seriously. You are projecting your modernist lens on them, in direct contravention of rule one of historical study. Your understanding of history equals your understanding of chemistry.

EDIT: Yes, Andy, I know you disagree. The thing is that disagreeing with scientific fact doesn't make you right, it makes you an idiot. Cooking will continue to rely on complex chemical reactions regardless of whether or not you're willing to admit that.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

The ancients saw spirits in evwrything because they saw everyone was alive at an invisible level. The ancients knew way in advance that truth. Now we know just how kuch alive the world is even down to molecular and atomic level and beyond. Many ideas dismissed as primitive tuen out to be rooted in fundamental foundational facts. Sure the ancients didnt have the vantage point of modern tecynology but they were very intelligent and wise for what they had and i would venture to say many of the greatest men who lived thousands of years ago were much wiser and knew more about how the world works than you.

They knew just as we discovered in modern times that viruses are "alive" in a sense. They simply called them demons and had a mythology to explain the origin of viruses. When you take history and religion seriously a lot more truths about the past and why people believe what they do can be gleaned.

Changing chemical properties in an actual fundamental way and not merely cooking, was regarded in ancient times as sorcery and i too view the same way. Magic is a misnomer. It doesnt exist. What exists is science and science when abused for unnatural purposes or methods is sorcery in the ancient definition.

And i disagree with your assessment about my "obsession". While i have my priority for religion and history, that intebse level of studying every detail plays out in evwry part of my life. It isnt limited to just that but i can freely utilize it for anything and everything of interest to me. Not just one narrow topic. But life itself and everything encompassing it i focus on intensely just the same.

You're just adding your own dumb conjecture to bronze age peoples attempts to explain the world, people who did not have the benefit of the scientific method. We know what viruses are, we know what bacteria is, we don't need some silly story to explain them when we can literally observe them and how they function and evolve.

Despite your delusions to the contrary, you're not adding anything meaningful to mankind's knowledge. Just another lonely sperg sperging about dumb shit and deluding themself into thinking its important to make up for their sad excuse for a life.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

The ancients saw spirits in evwrything because they saw everyone was alive at an invisible level. The ancients knew way in advance that truth. Now we know just how kuch alive the world is even down to molecular and atomic level and beyond. Many ideas dismissed as primitive tuen out to be rooted in fundamental foundational facts. Sure the ancients didnt have the vantage point of modern tecynology but they were very intelligent and wise for what they had and i would venture to say many of the greatest men who lived thousands of years ago were much wiser and knew more about how the world works than you.

They knew just as we discovered in modern times that viruses are "alive" in a sense. They simply called them demons and had a mythology to explain the origin of viruses. When you take history and religion seriously a lot more truths about the past and why people believe what they do can be gleaned.

Changing chemical properties in an actual fundamental way and not merely cooking, was regarded in ancient times as sorcery and i too view the same way. Magic is a misnomer. It doesnt exist. What exists is science and science when abused for unnatural purposes or methods is sorcery in the ancient definition.

And i disagree with your assessment about my "obsession". While i have my priority for religion and history, that intebse level of studying every detail plays out in evwry part of my life. It isnt limited to just that but i can freely utilize it for anything and everything of interest to me. Not just one narrow topic. But life itself and everything encompassing it i focus on intensely just the same.

You belong in a Stalinist GULAG breaking rocks. Prove me wrong.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"How have I ever abused people?" says the man who shaved his girlfriend's head as she wept, and locked her child in a dark basement as punishment for some imagined insolence.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

"How have I ever abused people?" says the man who shaved his girlfriend's head as she wept, and locked her child in a dark basement as punishment for some imagined insolence.

Andrew defines any actions he's done as not abuse. I predict his answer to this will be along the lines of "well they deserved/asked for it, so it wasn't abuse". He's autistic enough that he thinks it's only abuse if you sit down and think "gee, I sure want to abuse my spouse/child today!"

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yeah, he's repeatedly tried to excuse it. "I just gave him a shower. We lived in the basement so it was fine to lock him down there! She asked me to cut her hair, so I did it even though I'd totally been thinking she was a psycho who didn't know what she was saying, because hey, why not?"

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Andrew defines any actions he's done as not abuse. I predict his answer to this will be along the lines of "well they deserved/asked for it, so it wasn't abuse". He's autistic enough that he thinks it's only abuse if you sit down and think "gee, I sure want to abuse my spouse/child today!"

Holy shit, I completely forgot about that. Yeah that definitely puts a darker spin on things...

Luckily there doesn't seem to be much chance of him being around women and children these days.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Yeah, he's repeatedly tried to excuse it. "I just gave him a shower. We lived in the basement so it was fine to lock him down there! She asked me to cut her hair, so I did it even though I'd totally been thinking she was a psycho who didn't know what she was saying, because hey, why not?"

So if your wife asked you to cut her hair you'd said no?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

So if your wife asked you to cut her hair you'd said no?

If she had a track record of compulsively saying shit she didn't mean, I'd ask her several times over several hours before doing it, and I sure-as-fuck would stop if she told me to.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

So if your wife asked you to cut her hair you'd said no?

No, because I'm not a fucking hairdresser.

 

[Deadpool]

So if your wife asked you to cut her hair you'd said no?

"Let's sleep on it for a week or so. If you still want me to we can discuss it then."
"I'm not a hair stylist and don't want to feel responsible if you don't like it or regret doing it later"
Or simply
"Sorry, but I'm just not comfortable doing that."

 

[AmbiTron]

I don't think stalking and whatnot is right, and I think you should definitely drop your current obsession because she's actually insane and will only ruin your life... but if you're so determined, you know the best way to get women is to be physically and financially attractive, right? If you're so set on it, why not hit the gym and get shredded, work towards making good money. You'd have a lot more to offer if you did, and you might change your mind along the way when real girls maybe give you some attention.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So if your wife asked you to cut her hair you'd said no?

Not if my "wife" was only my wife because she'd just told me she believed I was the true son of god and that we were now spiritually married from having intercourse once. Context is key.

You even straight-up said that once she started talking about you as a living god, you were uncomfortable and thought she was crazy. You claim you felt hesitant about cutting her hair. But then you did it anyway.

One of the things you do again and again is find women who have a history of massive trauma and craziness, and a reputation for saying impulsive things they later regret, then hold them to a literal version of "what they were asking for." It's a way to allow yourself to feel a sense of power and control, while simultaneously divesting yourself of any true responsibility for your actions, which you can always disavow via a sort of absolutist voluntarist ethical system.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

I don't think stalking and whatnot is right, and I think you should definitely drop your current obsession because she's actually insane and will only ruin your life... but if you're so determined, you know the best way to get women is to be physically and financially attractive, right? If you're so set on it, why not hit the gym and get shredded, work towards making good money. You'd have a lot more to offer if you did, and you might change your mind along the way when real girls maybe give you some attention.

Also, @xtamarlover get a fucking nose job you goddamn sped. At least real Jews can explain their noses away by being Jewish, but you have no excuse. So, work on chisseling your face you ugly sob.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, @xtamarlover get a fucking nose job you goddamn sped. At least real Jews can explain their noses away by being Jewish, but you have no excuse. So, work on chisseling your face you ugly sob.

But it's the only actually Jewish looking part of him. How could he give that up?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Hey guys i heard in the other thread that null recently did a livestream recently that mention mel and marshy. Where could i watch that recording that'd be entertaining to see Null make fun of them on livestream again. Also i didnt know marshall made a video a week ago and the video is really funny in a pathetic way. So cringey.

Anyways back to what people said here.

If she had a track record of compulsively saying shit she didn't mean, I'd ask her several times over several hours before doing it, and I sure-as-fuck would stop if she told me to.

At the time she asked me to cut her hair she didnt have that track record at least i was not aware of such behavior.

"Let's sleep on it for a week or so. If you still want me to we can discuss it then."
"I'm not a hair stylist and don't want to feel responsible if you don't like it or regret doing it later"
Or simply
"Sorry, but I'm just not comfortable doing that."

I said something like are you really sure you want to do this this is a big change. she said yes. so i said ok you dont have to tell me twice. My view is a wife if she wabts something doesbt beed to be babied about it. She said she wanted it and if she changed her mind later thats on her. Looking back after how she dumped me im glad she felt ugly and gross with short haur and im glad she felt horrible and selfconcious and major loss of her selfidentity with her hair gone. Im glad that the good deed i did for her, that being cutting her hair, later tormented her and made her feel miserable.

I don't think stalking and whatnot is right, and I think you should definitely drop your current obsession because she's actually insane and will only ruin your life... but if you're so determined, you know the best way to get women is to be physically and financially attractive, right? If you're so set on it, why not hit the gym and get shredded, work towards making good money. You'd have a lot more to offer if you did, and you might change your mind along the way when real girls maybe give you some attention.

Im not obsessed with melinda since november 2017. I tried the money thing to make things right with melinda. but in the end it didnt work. shell always be a bitch and evil

Not if my "wife" was only my wife because she'd just told me she believed I was the true son of god and that we were now spiritually married from having intercourse once. Context is key.

You even straight-up said that once she started talking about you as a living god, you were uncomfortable and thought she was crazy. You claim you felt hesitant about cutting her hair. But then you did it anyway.

One of the things you do again and again is find women who have a history of massive trauma and craziness, and a reputation for saying impulsive things they later regret, then hold them to a literal version of "what they were asking for." It's a way to allow yourself to feel a sense of power and control, while simultaneously divesting yourself of any true responsibility for your actions, which you can always disavow via a sort of absolutist voluntarist ethical system.

Regardless of whether she was my actual wife we believed she was and treated it as if she was. So the experience emotionally was just the same as an actual marriage. She wanted to have her hair cut before i found out she believed i was God. So i offered to cut it for her. What a nice partner i was to fulfill her wish and desire to be a bald bitch.

After lyndsey i intentionally sought out single mothers similar to lyndsey to try to replace her and fill that void. I knew tge women wouod have baggage but i was attracted to single moms with issues. wanted to be their hero and rescue them. But now i detest a relationship with single mothers. My ex girlfriend was the first normal person i was romantically involved with and it was the best of all i experienced.

Also, @xtamarlover get a fucking nose job you goddamn sped. At least real Jews can explain their noses away by being Jewish, but you have no excuse. So, work on chisseling your face you ugly sob.

I dont care about my appearance and i think its immoral to get face surgery for vanity reasons. if God made you ugly you should stay ugly

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This is the equivalent of dating an anorexic jesus freak and hearing her say "I need you to take all the food out of the house so I can spiritually purify myself," and you doing it "because you love her."

Fuck no you don't love someone if you treat them like that. The way you do exactly what these masochistic women "want" is a way for you to get sadistic thrills while feeling like the good guy. The moment some chick says to you "shave my head like I'm a war captive," you can't later say "I didn't know she was crazy, it was only after this moment that it was revealed!"

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

After lyndsey i intentionally sought out single mothers similar to lyndsey to try to replace her and fill that void. I knew tge women wouod have baggage but i was attracted to single moms with issues.

That's what a pedofork would say.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yeah. And the switchoff "I used to think this was the only kind of woman for me. Now I despise them!" as if one is better than the other, or less objectifying, or makes him sound like a better person.