Ram Ranch General Thread

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About Ram Ranch

From Know Your Mems:
Ram Ranch is a song by surreal erotic artist Grant MacDonald which features over-the-top sexual lyrics with little rhythmic relationship to the accompanying beat. The song became popular online in the Twitch as a way to troll Bait and Switch video.

Example video

External links:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ4BVOvrchy_pjNc0Wh_a6w
Wiki: https://ram-ranch.fandom.com/wiki/Ram_Ranch_Empire
Know Your Meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ram-ranch

From youtube desciption.
"i modded a singing bass to be controllable via button presses and i uploaded it to twitter. and now its here! for u!"

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Sounds like Genocide Organ.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

 

[Judge Holden]

TBH I kinda stopped liking the whole Ram Ranch thing after it came out "Grant Macdonald" is actually a convicted pedophile by the name of Jeremy Dwight who did five years for child rape in Edmonton...
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/child-sex-abuse-suspect-released-after-5-year-prison-sentence

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

TBH I kinda stopped liking the whole Ram Ranch thing after it came out "Grant Macdonald" is actually a convicted pedophile by the name of Jeremy Dwight who did five years for child rape in Edmonton...
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/child-sex-abuse-suspect-released-after-5-year-prison-sentence

Five years in Canada? He must have done some truly heinous shit.

 

[Judge Holden]

Five years in Canada? He must have done some truly heinous shit.

There are more details in the article. Guys a fucking hambeast who nearly killed the kid by suffocation and he was let out early on good behavior.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

There are more details in the article. Guys a fucking hambeast who nearly killed the kid by suffocation and he was let out early on good behavior.

Link is broken. It leads to a YouTube video. Copy/pasting the link just leads to the newspaper website.

 

[BingBong]

Link is broken. It leads to a YouTube video. Copy/pasting the link just leads to the newspaper website.

LMFAO. I hope you're joking.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

LMFAO. I hope you're joking.

Oh, Jesus. I didn't even wait for the video to load, lol. I just saw it went to YouTube and backed out because i was expecting a website.

 

[Judge Holden]

Some amongst us still hold true to the ways of the old gods

 

[I Exist]

Finally a good quality thread.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

The guy keeps trucking, trucking, trucking along. They're deep deep deep, deep deep deep.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Send this to Lil' Nas IMMEDIATELY:

 

[DeadwastePrime]

yeah 28 us marines
pulling up in black
ford raptor trucks
helicopters landin
ram ranch
is under siege
under lockdown
us marines are gonna fuck ram ranch cowboy butts

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I love the video where the Asian guy plays it at a quinceanera.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Currently my favorite variant:

Seriously, it's fantastic.

Also, for when you absolutely have to get your Ram Ranch fix but there's ladies/children/coworkers present:

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I trolled a couple normie friends of mine with Ram Ranch the other night. It was funny enough the first time but by the third time I was clutching my sides and gasping for air. The revulsion on their faces and their drunken, barely effective scrambles to turn it off were - chef's kiss -.

10/10 will troll again.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This guy just keeps cranking these out:

 

[Pissmaster]

Little known fact about Ram Ranch: The eighteen naked cowboys all happen to have the same first name.

Their first name is Trent.

 

[The Great Citracett]

COCKS THROBBIN HARD