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Greg coming out with hot takes about how Joker is about mainstream media really trying to gaslight socialism and socialized healthcare. Stupid fuck. I especially like how he absolutely does not understand how education funding works in the US and that not every state bases their education funding on property values or the existence of Robin Hood laws. What I am particularly enraged by is how he fucking straw mans about how socialized medicine only causes lines. The problem with socialized medicine is that you are attempting to distribute a finite amount of resources (time, medical equipment, drugs) to an infinite demand. It works when there is no health crisis and everyone is relatively healthy, but IT SHITS THE BED WHEN AN ACTUAL CRISIS OCCURS. Look at the fucking coronavirus and how bad it is over there in China, which arguably has a far more socialized healthcare system then Canada, and you'll realize why socialized medicine is fucking retarded.

EDIT: Also, China covers basically very little of medical costs through its government insurance and a lot of the costs still end up on the patient's head. Fuck this Canadian fuckstick up the fucking ass, I'm mad as hell that he doesn't even understand basic supply and demand.
 
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Greg coming out with hot takes about how Joker is about mainstream media really trying to gaslight socialism and socialized healthcare. Stupid fuck. I especially like how he absolutely does not understand how education funding works in the US. What I am particularly enraged by is how he fucking straw mans about how socialized medicine only causes lines. The problem with socialized medicine is that you are attempting to distribute a finite amount of resources (time, medical equipment, drugs) to an infinite demand. It works when there is no health crisis and everyone is relatively healthy, but IT SHITS THE BED WHEN AN ACTUAL CRISIS OCCURS. Look at the fucking coronavirus and how bad it is over there and you'll realize why socialized medicine is fucking exceptional.

Jesus Christ, what a maroon. Absolute dingus.

Is he actually justifying the violence that takes place in the Joker movie because Arthur didn't have free health care? If so, then is he not proving the media hysteria about the film correct? That the movie could actually make people (and their causes, whatever they are) feel justified about their violent actions?

Is Greg saying that political violence/terrorism is OK when it's about his political stances or causes? Is this what he's implying?

What the fuck is he even trying to say here? He's politicizing the movie just as much as the media has been politicizing it. And not once does he come across as remotely intelligent while doing so.

EDIT: Just to establish, I liked the Joker movie a lot. Not one of my favorites, mind you, but there's a lot to admire about the movie and the tone it went for. Also glad it made over a billion dollars. And Joaquin Phoenix's performance is incredible (though Ledger's Joker remains my favorite).

SNL has really bad jokes more often than not these days. Once in a blue moon, though, they'll make something hilarious. Case in point: Their Joker parody with the Sesame Street characters, "Grouch." That skit was amazing. I guess Greg would watch a parody like that and say that "the media is downplaying the significant impact of the Joker movie to gaslight everyone into thinking that socialism is a joke!111!!11!!!!"

Also, the SNL skit about the "White Male Rage" didn't only reference the Joker. They were essentially just bitching about #OscarsSoWhite because most of the movies that got nominated for shit were white male-led movies. It wasn't even about commentary on the Joker's messages, so Greg's sperging is entirely misplaced. Way to not even understand a half-assed SNL joke.
 
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Greg coming out with hot takes about how Joker is about mainstream media really trying to gaslight socialism and socialized healthcare. Stupid fuck. I especially like how he absolutely does not understand how education funding works in the US and that not every state bases their education funding on property values or the existence of Robin Hood laws. What I am particularly enraged by is how he fucking straw mans about how socialized medicine only causes lines. The problem with socialized medicine is that you are attempting to distribute a finite amount of resources (time, medical equipment, drugs) to an infinite demand. It works when there is no health crisis and everyone is relatively healthy, but IT SHITS THE BED WHEN AN ACTUAL CRISIS OCCURS. Look at the fucking coronavirus and how bad it is over there in China, which arguably has a far more socialized healthcare system then Canada, and you'll realize why socialized medicine is fucking exceptional.

EDIT: Also, China covers basically very little of medical costs through its government insurance and a lot of the costs still end up on the patient's head. Fuck this Canadian fuckstick up the fucking ass, I'm mad as hell that he doesn't even understand basic supply and demand.
Canadian liberals really are morons when it comes to economics. Both the Liberal party and the New Democrat Party use single-variable accounting when they project the effects of taxes and fees. Our Prime Minstrel even said “You just spend what you want, and the budget will balance itself” in an interview. It would be hilarious, if the tax burden wasn’t so enormous and the economy a smoking wreck.
 
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I haven't kept up with Greg; but I remember June making a video about how he has his own place, a good car, etc, doing the good optics thing for him when they first got together. But serious question, what does he do besides YouTube?
talk to camtrannies online, spend half of his life embarassing himself on twitter, steal content on youtube and force his girlfriend to buy him more star wars toys with her paytreon money
 
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Juwu has to get off on being humiliated. Really really hard. Brain-melting orgasms from being humiliated.

There aren't many other explanations left for why she has an unbreakable attachment to Skepdic the Shell Hutt.
 
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What a man you've got there, June. All of the other girls are so jealous of you.

Seriously, though ... What the fuck. Literally Islamic Content. Also giving me some R. Kelly sex cult vibes.

I may be one of the farthest things from being a feminist ... But god damn, the way this guy views women creeps me out.
 
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970 Likes. Fucks' sake, who is even on Twitter?

Greg. Greg. Do I really need to explain to you why this is a terrible idea? I get that you're making a joke, but because you're engaged you are indirectly involving and disgracing your fiance in that joke. If you were single, no one would give a fuck about this post. You would sound like a thirsty loser, which you are, so that works for you, but it would be somewhat funny and we'd all move on.

You are a public figure. Your fiance is a public figure. Saying shit like this in public is disgraceful. I know that you are on the left and thus you think shame has been totally eradicated and everyone is free to live their own lives without judgment, but no. We all still judge you. And we judge you, Greg, to be uninteresting for the most part except when you are being an autistic sperg who seems to openly hate his girlfriend.

Edit: Oh god...June's Twitter handle has her saying "@armouredskeptic's #1 fangirl". FFS Greg, this woman is a trash fire and you still don't deserve her.
 
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970 Likes. Fucks' sake, who is even on Twitter?

Greg. Greg. Do I really need to explain to you why this is a terrible idea? I get that you're making a joke, but because you're engaged you are indirectly involving and disgracing your fiance in that joke. If you were single, no one would give a fuck about this post. You would sound like a thirsty loser, which you are, so that works for you, but it would be somewhat funny and we'd all move on.

You are a public figure. Your fiance is a public figure. Saying shit like this in public is disgraceful. I know that you are on the left and thus you think shame has been totally eradicated and everyone is free to live their own lives without judgment, but no. We all still judge you. And we judge you, Greg, to be uninteresting for the most part except when you are being an autistic sperg who seems to openly hate his girlfriend.

Edit: Oh god...June's Twitter handle has her saying "@armouredskeptic's #1 fangirl". FFS Greg, this woman is a trash fire and you still don't deserve her.

Exactly. It's so not okay or cool to joke about this in public, even if they weren't public figures. It's about respect for the damn person you're in a relationship with. Have some decency, dude.

And yes, June sucks ... But damn. He sucks so much more.
 
Waiting on some videos when that happens.
What? She's petite, I like petite women.

She's not petite. She's of average height and weight. Taht's one of the reasons she's still with Greg: she looks small compared to him, but that's because he has his own gravitational pull, not because she's particularly small or thin. You know who's petite? Kristin Chenoweth. Or Jada Pinkett Smith. Or Danielle Harris. They are short and cute.

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She's not standing streight there.


While I was looking for her height, lmao.

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Argh. Talking about Greg makes me feel bad for June. The best cure for that is watching June's content.

New video? Perfect.

Archive: http://archive.is/bC2IG

Alright, maybe it's just my white knight instincts kicking in, but I can't find a whole lot to groan about in this one. People demanding purity of Sanders is stupid and people calling Rogan an alt-right white nationalist are also stupid. Though, this does raise the question I always have for these insane people, which is "what do you think you're going to DO with all the people you claim are racist?" They seem content to ignore them and just bury them whenever they show up, calling for their jobs and their heads on a pike, but when there isn't any major news about them they just go throughout their lives assuming cops are racist, assuming Republicans are racist, assuming rural areas are racist, and they also think that racism is inexcusable and having racist ideas should disqualify you from society. So...I don't know what their game plan is for addressing that issue.

Nothing to do with June's video, though. She's fine. Hope she doesn't catch the Wu Flu.
 
This was posted in the star wars thread, i had to sit down and actually had a real thunk.
About my life and the world we are in today we really are in a state of never growing up, me in my early 20 still reading star wars media and watching star wars movies. Something i should have stopped caring about 10 years ago, im i part of the peter pan syndrome?
Have i truly let my life slip away that much? Im i condemned to roam the earth in search of a purpose that i will never find and when i cant find that purpose what will i do? Will i just like, Greg try to fill that hole in my soul with faux corporate cookie cutter media? To not think, not evolve just exist and consume. Will i sitt there when im 35 still exited about the same thing i liked when i was 12?. Will i deny my age and not manup, not have kids even the rest of the world has moved on from plastic crap and childhood stories? Will i instead more aggressively retreat in to belifes i should have let go 10 years ago?Will i never open my eyes to a greater picture, to greater media to avenues i have never explored to real art and real culture! Will i truly become a manchild?
Then i remeber that Greg owns a 7 foot Vader statue and several marvel action figurines and i breath a sigh of relief. No matter how much i like my books, my media and my fantasies i won´t buy cheap plastic crap to prove how much i like something.
 
This was posted in the star wars thread, i had to sit down and actually had a real thunk.
About my life and the world we are in today we really are in a state of never growing up, me in my early 20 still reading star wars media and watching star wars movies. Something i should have stopped caring about 10 years ago, im i part of the peter pan syndrome?
Have i truly let my life slip away that much? Im i condemned to roam the earth in search of a purpose that i will never find and when i cant find that purpose what will i do? Will i just like, Greg try to fill that hole in my soul with faux corporate cookie cutter media? To not think, not evolve just exist and consume. Will i sitt there when im 35 still exited about the same thing i liked when i was 12?. Will i deny my age and not manup, not have kids even the rest of the world has moved on from plastic crap and childhood stories? Will i instead more aggressively retreat in to belifes i should have let go 10 years ago?Will i never open my eyes to a greater picture, to greater media to avenues i have never explored to real art and real culture! Will i truly become a manchild?
Then i remeber that Greg owns a 7 foot Vader statue and several marvel action figurines and i breath a sigh of relief. No matter how much i like my books, my media and my fantasies i won´t buy cheap plastic crap to prove how much i like something.

Disney definitely fulfilled Sir Alec's prophecy. Man, that video hit hard.

It's fine to like and enjoy things well into your adulthood. Hell, I'd say it's even fine to collect some stuff. It's okay to have fun and do things that make you smile every so often. It's entirely another thing to let those hobbies run your life, though. Millennials have allowed these properties and products define themselves as people.

One of Greg's marriages went to shit because his ex could no longer handle him overspending their money on Star Wars crap (among other awful things that he did). And Greg still paints her as the bad guy.

Simon Pegg, several years ago (around the time when the final movie of the Cornetto Trilogy came out), talked about how nerdy hobbies are turning people's brains into absolute, self-indulgent mush. There was a lot of online backlash about what he said, but he was completely right: Adults are allowing these hobbies to take over their lives, their responsibilities, and their personalities.

Millennials (my generation, mind you) are going to be the first generation where they may very well fight with their kids over their action figures. Think about that for a second! God forbid if Greg and June have a kid: "No sweetie, that's your father's Darth Vader toy. Put it down!"
 
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