Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Didn’t he float the idea of doing a show again with maddox? It might be interesting if he got maddox back but maddox couldn’t have control

I believe he said if Maddox uploaded a video where he made himself throw up by jamming fingers down his throat Dick would agree to do bpitu again.

 

[Rausch]

I believe he said if Maddox uploaded a video where he made himself throw up by jamming fingers down his throat Dick would agree to do bpitu again.

I think that was the condition to pay his rent.

As far as I remember, terms have not been established for a return to the podcast.

 

[holachau]

It was rent money indeed,Maddox needs to be homeless before we can dream of a new podcast or a TBPITU remake. Last show was good, the perfect amount of autismo.

 

[Sped Xing]

At no point in the latest episode was I wishing I wasn't driving so I could fast forward.

That's enough to put it ahead of the pack recently. Keep pulling back on the stick, Dick!

 

[Huff N Puff]

I don't understand how Josh can for one second pretend like he's just some neutral third-party, and that there's just nothing funny to make fun of Dick Masterson for. Everyone is just so "ANGY" because Dick is such a Chad who slams 19 year old furry puss! While simultaneously going on stream and saying himself that he's worried about how much control Dick had over him and how their successes are 'tied together'. I mean hell, look at your livestream chat. It's nothing but people disagreeing with you.



Watch the first 5 minutes that he cut out of the Life is Strange Ep5, but is still up on the Archive.

 

[Love Machine]

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I don't understand how Josh can for one second pretend like he's just some neutral third-party, and that there's just nothing funny to make fun of Dick Masterson for. Everyone is just so "ANGY" because Dick is such a Chad who slams 19 year old furry puss! While simultaneously going on stream and saying himself that he's worried about how much control Dick had over him and how their successes are 'tied together'. I mean hell, look at your livestream chat. It's nothing but people disagreeing with you.



Watch the first 5 minutes that he cut out of the Life is Strange Ep5, but is still up on the Archive.

You don't need nulls blessing to shit talk about him, and he is allowed to have his own opinion. He doesn't have to be some neutral party to everything on the site. Obviously he has a bias because he is at least a friendly aquintance of dick. Really don't see what's the big deal. You just have to follow the rules.

If people really cared they'd be posting in this thread.

P.s. messages like these coming from fresh accounts only makes you look like some sorta glow in a dark tool.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Watch the first 5 minutes that he cut out of the Life is Strange Ep5, but is still up on the Archive.

"people are mad about Hazencruz"
"19 year old furry girl"
"now people are saying sweet maddox is innocent"
"I tend to notice things"

lmao @Null not only do you not notice things but you apparently can't even fucking read

 

[Null]

You're not going to compel me to play ball with your faggot shit and the harder you try to implicate me the less sympathetic I'll become. Hazencruz DM'd me immediately after that stream to say I should be contacting him FIRST before expressing my frustrations with a situation tangentially involving him in the 5 minute warm-up to a fucking video game stream maybe 500 people saw, now the "Dick is TOTALLY a CUCK and a LOLCOW" crowd is back on the forum spinning up some kind of propaganda targeted at me. Fuck off. You stupid niggers are as transparent as a window.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

You're not going to compel me to play ball with your faggot shit and the harder you try to implicate me the less sympathetic I'll become. Hazencruz DM'd me immediately after that stream to say I should be contacting him FIRST before expressing my frustrations with a situation tangentially involving him in the 5 minute warm-up to a fucking video game stream maybe 500 people saw, now the "Dick is TOTALLY a CUCK and a LOLCOW" crowd is back on the forum spinning up some kind of propaganda targeted at me. Fuck off. You stupid niggers are as transparent as a window.

no one cares about hazencruz u fuckin sped

 

[Huff N Puff]

You're not going to compel me to play ball with your faggot shit and the harder you try to implicate me the less sympathetic I'll become. Hazencruz DM'd me immediately after that stream to say I should be contacting him FIRST before expressing my frustrations with a situation tangentially involving him in the 5 minute warm-up to a fucking video game stream maybe 500 people saw, now the "Dick is TOTALLY a CUCK and a LOLCOW" crowd is back on the forum spinning up some kind of propaganda targeted at me. Fuck off. You stupid niggers are as transparent as a window.

Of course you're getting mad people are implicating you. It's because it's true. Maybe Hazencruz just wanted to be able to give you his side, before you got your autistic fans all rev'd up. I mean you were going to give Maddox that chance to give his side. Why not Hazencruz? Is it possibly because the drama is still fresh and everyone wouldn't necessarily still hate Hazencruz afterwards like they would have with Maddox?

I'm also curious, why, in your opinion, someone like Jim deserves a lolcow thread, yet Dick doesn't. I would definitely say both are those are on the border of being lolcows as opposed to someone like Ralph or Andy who are full on lolcows. Is it because you don't like Jim and have been foaming at the mouth to get his dox for awhile?

You don't need nulls blessing to shit talk about him, and he is allowed to have his own opinion. He doesn't have to be some neutral party to everything on the site. Obviously he has a bias because he is at least a friendly aquintance of dick. Really don't see what's the big deal. You just have to follow the rules.

If people really cared they'd be posting in this thread.

P.s. messages like these coming from fresh accounts only makes you look like some sorta glow in a dark tool.

Of course, not people can always talk shit. But when you have a platform like this, and you have a culture of people autistically categorizing everything properly, it comes across as really dishonest and skeezy to leave this is in a much less active, dark corner of the website, as opposed to the 'Internet Famous' section. It's also really dishonest using your influence over your userbase to try to shut down conversation. I do wonder how many people are too scared of offending null to talk shit about Dick now. Look at how hard @Ped Xing backed off as soon as Null got involved.

Also please inform me what rules I might have broken.

 

[Null]

>Huff N Puff quoted your post in the thread Dick Masterson's The Dick Show.

Jim has a thread, yet Dick doesn't

dumb nig

 

[Huff N Puff]

>Huff N Puff quoted your post in the thread Dick Masterson's The Dick Show.




dumb nig

It's in off-topic you disingenuous faggot.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

nothing

I like that you really cherry pick what you respond to and still end up saying absolutely nothing. Sad, no balls

 

[Null]

wow holy shit... i completely forgot that disables your ability to dox his girlfriend in oh wait no it didn't lol

Maybe if you did a better job making Dick look like a better sideshow freak than yourself I'd be more liable to move it. Here, lets move it right now. How about Food?

 

[Huff N Puff]

wow holy shit... i completely forgot that disables your ability to dox his girlfriend in oh wait no it didn't lol

Maybe if you did a better job making Dick look like a better sideshow freak than yourself I'd be more liable to move it. Here, lets move it right now. How about Food?

Do it. You are really only making yourself look like a Dick rider.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

wow holy shit... i completely forgot that disables your ability to dox his girlfriend in oh wait no it didn't lol

Maybe if you did a better job making Dick look like a better sideshow freak than yourself I'd be more liable to move it. Here, lets move it right now. How about Food?

once again, you're deflecting to the doxxing and hazencruz stuff. Dick has been having a month long social media spergout that he only recently seemed to slow down on. You won't acknowledge any of that though lol, wonder why

 

[Null]

I'm not your nigger and I don't need to impress you. Think whatever you'd like. You made no effort to state your case, you made no effort to start a new thread, you made no effort to turn this thread against Dick in the same way that people had done with Jim's. You can't just bitch and cry and call me names and photoshop me into your gay fanfiction to get what want. It doesn't work like that here, and the more you do it the less likely you are to get what you want. This little hissy fit you're throwing has essentially guaranteed I will not move the thread anyplace that satisfies you. Go make your own sand castle and you'll be allowed to organize threads however you'd like, but you've blown your shot with me.

 

[Top Skink]

ngl this thread is retarded

the "two parties" making fun of Dick are both autistic, with one camp being complete speds throwing false/unverified accusations and then looking triumphant when anyone calls them on it, and camp two is just people that don't like the last few episodes (and while I agree they're not the best) it feels more like assblasted hazencruz fans shitting around. if we take the anything goes approach to making threads than whatever, have a thread, but calling dick a lolcow is just dumb. Comparing rages- where dick/guests intentionally comically go on exaggerated rants about unimportant everyday stuff- to be the same as legit spergs flipping tables is autistic. if you don't like dick then fine, but not liking someone or their content isn't the same as them being a lolcow.

 

[Pissmaster]

Soooooooo this week's episode was really good and a return to form. Much better than how it's been the last few weeks. It was really interesting hearing Oddguy talk about how insane Encyclopedia Dramatica is behind the scenes.

I guess things just get retarded when Dick has fuck all for quality guests. That JMAA TV or whatever that was on last week was one of the worst guests in the show's history. "i banged a hooker when i was 12 SUBSCRIBE TO MY SHIT FOR MORE "COMEDY" AAAHHHHHHHH" or whatever, nigga fuck off. You're not gonna make it in comedy when even a Facebook troll like The Rommel can do offensive comedy 20x better than you. Hell, the fucking cripple told a much better and more believable sex story a couple of weeks ago.

 

[MemeGrey]

That JMAA TV or whatever that was on last week was one of the worst guests in the show's history. "i banged a hooker when i was 12 SUBSCRIBE TO MY SHIT FOR MORE "COMEDY"

Isn't he the guy that ate a shit sandwich?lol