[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[DiabeticSP]

I honestly legitimately believe he's counting not only his games/full internet/full bills against his income, but he's counting the god damn microtransactions.



It is impossible to explain those fucking business expenses otherwise.

Edit: in the interest of clarity I absolutely do mean the gacha rolls for his wwe mobile game.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

DSP had to register a business with the IRS during the tax saga.

Because of this his business has an EIN. The fact he says he doesn't have a business (despite being a sole proprietorship at the same time?) is baffling.

The fucking IRS told him he has a business last year. You think the courts not gonna be able to see that?

Baffling. How much of this did his 'lawyer' touch? Did he lie to her, fill out the paperwork himself, or is she more incompetent than Phil's supposed tax attorney?

Either
A. The IRS tax saga was all made up

Or

B. He literally lied and withheld everything from his Lawyer

 

[mindlessobserver]

Did Phil ever bother to incorporate or is this "business" purely a fiction in his own mind?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

So I know fuck all about finances. How hard will they fuck his ass for lying about all this shit?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil works from home and never leaves the house to socialize or go to events. So naturally he needs a 2017 car with only 5000 miles.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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So let me get this straight after paying MUH BILLS every month he was in the green net around 5 grand. This seems to be textbook case-closed hard evidence to prove he is a legitimate con-man to his viewers. I mean, we all knew this but I feel like of anyone ever wanted to do a good deed and stop a wheelchaired individual from being conned out of money, this would be a good showing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Did Phil ever bother to incorporate or is this "business" purely a fiction in his own mind?

I'd have to find it but I'm almost positive they forced him to register and back dated it for the length of the taxes he missed.

Because they corrected a spelling mistake too, I recall vividly.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Hopefully this doesn't fall under the trolling plans rule, but the relevant authorities will be made aware of the extent of his lies, right? No rational reason why they wouldn't easily see it for themselves, but knowing his luck hell get a judge who doesn't understand decimal points or gets the numbers 7 and 13 mixed up.

Look, this isn't some petty squabble over who's a cuck or if jellybeans are rape. This is somebody that wants their fucking money. You think they'll just accept it when he says he can't pay? They will take all of the change in his couch.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Dark syde Phil, beta, beta male. He is in his late thirties and he's a gamer? Beta!

 

[PieceofShet]

Hopefully this doesn't fall under the trolling plans rule, but the relevant authorities will be made aware of the extent of his lies, right? No rational reason why they wouldn't easily see it for themselves, but knowing his luck hell get a judge who doesn't understand decimal points or gets the numbers 7 and 13 mixed up.

Is reporting a crime considered as a gay ops? Isnt it our citizen duty to do this?

 

[Beavis]

God damn. Hire an actual attorney to do this shit, even if you’ve got to suck dick in a truck stop bathroom to get the cash.
The courts and creditors are going to rape him.

He hired an attorney and lied to her.

 

[Windows 98]

phil doesn't own or run a business, and also that business that he doesn't own or run needs electronics, of which he doesn't claim to have any. doesn't claim to own a single game or a phone!

big brain stuff.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Aren't his electronics just being listed as "Business Assets" just below?
And to add to it, the "electronics" are under {Part 3: Describe Your Personal and Household Items}.

 

[Beavis]

Is reporting a crime considered as a gay ops? Isnt it our citizen duty to do this?

There’s no need to. He is going to have to prove he isn’t lying.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

phil doesn't own or run a business, and also that business that he doesn't own or run needs electronics, of which he doesn't claim to have any. doesn't claim to own a single game or a phone!

big brain stuff.

I'm more baffled at how he believes this'll work out. Does he think he's playing 4d water backgammon chessboard levels over the court and creditors?


How is he going to explain this filing away to convince his paypigs that he doesn't net 5 grand a month from them?

 

[DiabeticSP]

Aren't his electronics just being listed as "Business Assets" just below?
And to add to it, the "electronics" are under {Part 3: Describe Your Personal and Household Items}.

Phil owns at least 2 private use TVs that are entirely his as possessions because he bought them before Kat moved in.

 

[James Smith]

Hopefully this doesn't fall under the trolling plans rule, but the relevant authorities will be made aware of the extent of his lies, right?

People will go out and tell the court, his creditors, his attorney, his mom, his cat. If they come back here and brag about it we get to mock them, especially if it yields nothing.

 

[Wing Zero]

How is he going to explain this filing away to convince his paypigs that he doesn't net 5 grand a month from them?

The same way he always fucking does - use the escort saga to try and discredit everything that's being said as made-up slander.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Assuming he does get Chapter 7, what does that entail exactly?

Do we still get fireworks regardless?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The same way he always fucking does - use the escort saga to try and discredit everything that's being said as made-up slander.

Kinda hard to do that with court documents tbqhwufam