Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm telling you, she likes trannies.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Since she supposedly ran a daycare, maybe the potty is one of those child sized toilets that is often found in daycares for the small kiddies. Those are exactly like a regular toilet and are plumbed the same way just smaller to accommodate tiny children so they can go without assistance or fear of falling in.

Obviously it isnt plumbed and working as a normal toilet now so i assume she just lines it with a trash bag and has Miah deal with cleaning and disposal.

i notice the ferals sit in the second row of seating so does that mean poor miah has to sit next to the toilet in the back?

 

[C3PBRO]

I am excited to submit the very first piece of Fat Amy fan art.

In the loving arms of her messenger the Phophet Muhammad (peace be upon him).

 

[Angel Dust]

Since she supposedly ran a daycare, maybe the potty is one of those child sized toilets that is often found in daycares for the small kiddies. Those are exactly like a regular toilet and are plumbed the same way just smaller to accommodate tiny children so they can go without assistance or fear of falling in.

Obviously it isnt plumbed and working as a normal toilet now so i assume she just lines it with a trash bag and has Miah deal with cleaning and disposal.

i notice the ferals sit in the second row of seating so does that mean poor miah has to sit next to the toilet in the back?

Yes. I think it's the liquid ass video that shows him in the back sitting next to the shitter.

 

[грешный дурак]

Sorry not sorry, I’m totally not ready to move past the “wtf even is this toilet” issue, please send help. I’ve been trying to figure out the steps one takes in life to end up at this place. Allow me to sperg a bit regarding the psychoanalysis of car toilets. (Paging random.text):

I personally cannot imagine Amy & Co. being thoughtful or proactive in any way. I can’t imagine her little hamster wheel brain turning and coming up with an idea like this (as exceptional as it is) and then taking all the costly, time-consuming steps to carry it out (or making Ali do it lbr). There’s got to be some serious low-effort Occam’s razor stuff going on here. So this is what I think happened: I think that by chance, they ended up with a toilet. Someone put one on a curb, had one at a garage sale, whatever (not that weird- people have spares for any number of reasons and will do dumb shit like park them on their lawn & grow flowers in them, so a stray toilet on Craigslist in the Free section isn’t unheard of). Amy & Ali get the brilliant idea to go pick it up and bolt it into the car. There’s probably some kind of tie-downs or holes that sparked this whole r.etarded plot. The toilets that are usually free are usually full-sized, standard porcelain toilets. I would be shocked if this was something even marginally well thought out like a camping toilet or children’s potty or something (though I suppose the latter might be given away for free too since kids outgrow them).

What’s really sad is that I am positive that this entire brilliant idea came about because once (or twice, or a dozen times) one or more of their kids accidentally peed/pooped in the car when Amy couldn’t waddle back to the mall/Burger King. That has to be what happened. That’s why she says it’s for “potty training” purposes or whatever- because the alternative would be to put them in diapers when you go out (or to LOSE WEIGHT). Instead, Amy thought that clearly the solution was to put an entire goddamn toilet into the car.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Sorry not sorry, I’m totally not ready to move past the “wtf even is this toilet” issue, please send help. I’ve been trying to figure out the steps one takes in life to end up at this place.
I personally cannot imagine Amy & Co. being thoughtful or proactive in any way. I can’t imagine her little hamster wheel brain turning and coming up with an idea like this (as exceptional as it is) and then taking all the costly, time-consuming steps to carry it out (or making Ali do it lbr). There’s got to be some serious low-effort Occam’s razor stuff going on here.

Pottys like this are manufactured for this exact purpose and sold to people with children. They're completely excessive but there you go.

 

[грешный дурак]

Pottys like this are manufactured for this exact purpose and sold to people with children. They're completely excessive but there you go.

I stand by my hypothesis regarding the turdmobile

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sorry not sorry, I’m totally not ready to move past the “wtf even is this toilet” issue, please send help. I’ve been trying to figure out the steps one takes in life to end up at this place. Allow me to sperg a bit regarding the psychoanalysis of car toilets. (⬅Paging random.text):

I personally cannot imagine Amy & Co. being thoughtful or proactive in any way. I can’t imagine her little hamster wheel brain turning and coming up with an idea like this (as exceptional as it is) and then taking all the costly, time-consuming steps to carry it out (or making Ali do it lbr). There’s got to be some serious low-effort Occam’s razor stuff going on here. So this is what I think happened: I think that by chance, they ended up with a toilet. Someone put one on a curb, had one at a garage sale, whatever (not that weird- people have spares for any number of reasons and will do dumb shit like park them on their lawn & grow flowers in them, so a stray toilet on Craigslist in the Free section isn’t unheard of). Amy & Ali get the brilliant idea to go pick it up and bolt it into the car. There’s probably some kind of tie-downs or holes that sparked this whole r.etarded plot. The toilets that are usually free are usually full-sized, standard porcelain toilets. I would be shocked if this was something even marginally well thought out like a camping toilet or children’s potty or something (though I suppose the latter might be given away for free too since kids outgrow them).

What’s really sad is that I am positive that this entire brilliant idea came about because once (or twice, or a dozen times) one or more of their kids accidentally peed/pooped in the car when Amy couldn’t waddle back to the mall/Burger King. That has to be what happened. That’s why she says it’s for “potty training” purposes or whatever- because the alternative would be to put them in diapers when you go out (or to LOSE WEIGHT). Instead, Amy thought that clearly the solution was to put an entire goddamn toilet into the car.

Much like Miah sitting next to the toilet full of shit, I can’t fucking breathe. Goddamn what do you think their monthly fuel costs are just for her fatmobile? No wonder they almost got evicted!

 

[Bitchboy95]

Amy thought that clearly the solution was to put an entire goddamn toilet into the car.

Let's put our logical hats on here and take off the spergy ones- Amy bought a potty training toilet (that looks like a mini regular toilet) and keeps it in the back of her van cause she's too fat to fit into a bathroom stall with her kids. Her kids shit and piss into it, while she's out with them, and then someone cleans it out at some point- probably not Amy. That's how potty training toilets work.

 

[Chihiro]

I don't mean to derail here but happy 100 pages gorls.

Innyways bless @StrawberryDouche for their amazing work on this thread.

Edit to add many snouts for Strawbs.

 

[грешный дурак]

Let's put our logical hats on here and take off the spergy ones- Amy bought a potty training toilet (that looks like a mini regular toilet) and keeps it in the back of her van cause she's too fat to fit into a bathroom stall with her kids. Her kids shit and piss into it, while she's out with them, and then someone cleans it out at some point- probably not Amy. That's how potty training toilets work.

Ok, so perhaps the way that she ended up with the toilet is “she bought a kid toilet”- the rest of the post stands because it’s still utterly bizarre. Potty training toilets? Sure. Installed in a fucking car is how they work?? I have literally never heard of this in my entire life ever. Someone please, do clue me in if “when people have kids they bolt toilets into their car” is just something that’s passed me by in my near-half-century on planet earth.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I would not be surprised if when at home, they're crapping where they stand on a piece of paper, or she screams at them to go drop a load in the tub. This is a woman who made her 3 year old buy their own goddamn slippers with their own goddamn money to keep their feet warm in winter. If Amy can get away with not spending a dime on diapers, Amy will. They already live in a medieval plague shanty as it is. The only thing missing is the red cross painted on the door to warn the healthy away from the pestilence within.

Think about this. Is Fat Fucking Amy getting down on the floor to change diapers multiple times a day, then hoisting herself aloft again? Is she hauling herself out of the recliner and coaxing the little savages onto something fupa height multiple times a day to change their diapers? No and no, in that order.

Maybe one of them popped a squat in the back of the van one day and she had a eureka moment like she's Fat Edison or some shit and decided to throw a crapper back there that anyone but her could clean out.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Shit like this (literally) is what probably what causes people to develop disgusting and/or bizarre scatological fetishes as they grow into adults. Those kids are gonna be warped.

 

[грешный дурак]

I would not be surprised if when at home, they're crapping where they stand on a piece of paper, or she screams at them to go drop a load in the tub. This is a woman who made her 3 year old buy their own goddamn slippers with their own goddamn money to keep their feet warm in winter. If Amy can get away with not spending a dime on diapers, Amy will. They already live in a medieval plague shanty as it is. The only thing missing is the red cross painted on the door to warn the healthy away from the pestilence within.

Think about this. Is Fat Fucking Amy getting down on the floor to change diapers multiple times a day, then hoisting herself aloft again? Is she hauling herself out of the recliner and coaxing the little savages onto something fupa height multiple times a day to change their diapers? No and no, in that order.

Maybe one of them popped a squat in the back of the van one day and she had a eureka moment like she's Fat Edison or some shit and decided to throw a crapper back there that anyone but her could clean out.

This is exactly what I’m talking about. Working backward with AmyLogic, you can’t help but come to this kind of conclusion.
“idk, maybe she just did a kinda lazy but still basically sensible thing!” Lol no.

ETA: I also want to say three cheers/snouts for Strawberry and the success of this thread. What a wild ride.

 

[welsho]

There must be a bucket thingy in the toilet because it moves around the crap wagon.

First ss is from the "killing the birds with bread" video and the toilet is in the chair behind Esraa's carseat:

Second ss is from the day poor Sebastian joined the family and it's in the chair right next to Miah.

 

[грешный дурак]

There must be a bucket thingy in the toilet because it moves around the crap wagon.

First ss is from the "killing the birds with bread" video and the toilet is in the chair behind Esraa's carseat:
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Second ss is from the day poor Sebastian joined the family and it's in the chair right next to Miah.
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Omg thank you, I really needed a toilet detective to help me with this. At least it is indeed a small potty thing...but this shows that it is not affixed to the floor of the car. Is that better or worse? Or, to put it another way: how many times do you think it has fallen over?

 

[Bitchboy95]

I really needed a toilet detective to help me with this.

Sorry. Yes, potty training toilets are just mini little potties (that are usually kept in the bathroom) that kids learn to go to the bathroom on. They pee and poop in them and then you dump their business into an actual toilet and flush it away. Not to get too personal but all mini bitchboy relatives potty trained with a kid seat that just went over the actual toilet cause cleaning that out is gross.

 

[грешный дурак]

Sorry. Yes, potty training toilets are just mini little potties (that are usually kept in the bathroom) that kids learn to go to the bathroom on. They pee and poop in them and then you dump their business into an actual toilet and flush it away.

Oh no I know what a potty chair is. My brain is just completely broken because this insane woman has one in her car. Something inside of me has died. I’ll stop shitting up the thread about it because clearly I don’t actually need a toilet detective, I need a fucking toilet hospital for my toilet mental breakdown.

Fat amy reminds me of those disgusting, entitled parents who brought potties into restaurants, put them on chairs at the table, pull their kids pants down and plopped them on the potty in full view of people trying to eat.

This is what I’m talking about. I’m not trying to figure out how human digestion or toilet training works or whatever. I’m trying to work out the individual steps that lead to....this. I need to lay down. Carry on, toilet van soldiers

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Think about this. Is Fat Fucking Amy getting down on the floor to change diapers multiple times a day, then hoisting herself aloft again? Is she hauling herself out of the recliner and coaxing the little savages onto something fupa height multiple times a day to change their diapers? No and no, in that order.

Exactly, because this is a woman who demonstrably keeps her eldest out of school an entire day so she can manage a trip through a Burger King drive-through. She's also not loading those kids in or out of their car seats or doing anything more than is required to heft her own bulk to and from the vehicle so she can get to her precious Dollar Tree. Someone is emptying that potty on the regular and it's her eldest.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I have a horrible feeling that this is going to end in either miah offing himself or taking an axe to his parents.

Not anytime soon mind you, but that much constant neglect and abuse will cause something to break. One can hope he finds a way out.


On the bright side I can finally get rid of all these pig snouts I have lying around!

Don't ask why I have so many around. Magical experimentation has weird results at times...