Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The moment we knew was inevitable has arrived.

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As discussed ad infinitum, Lowtax’s Patreon paypigs aren’t trannies but overpaid computer janitors who work at FAANG or similar companies who donated because Richard lied about SA being on the verge of shutting down. While they demand Lowtax suck the girlcock (which apparently is his fetish now), they didn’t want it at the expense of FYAD. Lowtax fucked up and made nobody happy, which is good because he’s a piece of shit.
 
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repentance said:
The moment we knew was inevitable has arrived.

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I thought lowtax wouldn't start crying about losing money until he got close to $5,000 a month on his patreon. If he's already wailing about "only" getting $8,800 he must know he's going to be paying mad loot to her in alimony and child support. He could easily be looking at $5,000 a month or more going to leaf wife for 3-4 years when his divorce is settled.

Keep in mind he still loses a nice chunk to taxes (including his tax repayment plan), and current child support payments for his first two daughters that want nothing to do with him. His bagged pie and side whore funds are being fucked with and he doesn't like it!
 
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I think the funniest part is his sense of entitlement at getting free money for doing literally nothing. What a piece of shit.

He's honestly treating his pateron like his personal, hard-earned salary and you can tell how wronged he feels that he's not getting "his" 14k a month anymore.

I wonder if the panic attacks at the prospect of having to get an entry-level retail job or fast food are setting in. He can't code, he can't design websites, he can't manage people, he can't do anything. He has absolutely none of the skillset you'd expect a 40-some working professional to have developed by now. Because he isn't a professional anything but a professional failure.
 
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repentance said:
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He wants to claim that getting rid of FYAD cost him $48,000 a year but when he is approached about still making $108,000 a year he claims it's only $54,000 due to 50% taxes. Nevermind that he is adding in probably +$2000 in one-time/one-month patreon donations that were extremely publicly a one-time thing and nobody could confuse for a loss in month to month revenue.

I mean yeah he probably lost $1,000 or more due to closing FYAD and catering to the shrieking insane people who will never stop complaining about everything but that's $500mo/$6000yr by lowtax's earlier crybaby math, not $4,000/$48,000.

I called this out before. Exaggerating his losses and claiming his gains are meaningless is depressive addict behavior. People use this same rationalization to explain why they need another gambling loan.

"I know you gave me $3000 for rent and bills but but but i had a .....parking ticket! it was .....i had to lose a day of work to go deal with it! That was $500 and my stupid cell phone carrier charged me fees and my boss cut my hours so I lost $1000 in wages and my car needs new tires that's $400 and the engine sounds funny thats thousands!!"

His plight and trouble will always exceed the amount of income he is given. Nigga has gotten millions of dollars for doing literally nothing but can't stop crying about how it's not enough.
 
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Ilmseil said:
I think the funniest part is his sense of entitlement at getting free money for doing literally nothing. What a piece of shit.

He's honestly treating his pateron like his personal, hard-earned salary and you can tell how wronged he feels that he's not getting "his" 14k a month anymore.

I wonder if the panic attacks at the prospect of having to get an entry-level retail job or fast food are setting in. He can't code, he can't design websites, he can't manage people, he can't do anything. He has absolutely none of the skillset you'd expect a 40-some working professional to have developed by now. Because he isn't a professional anything but a professional failure.
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He's showing everyone who he really is and has always been, and wondering why people don't think he is deserving of thier money. LMAO.
 
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repentance said:
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This piece of fucking garbage is acting like it was some brave sacrifice for him to close FYAD, instead of it being the culmination of his absolute spinelessness and cowardice, chucking a core part of his site like a shitty little cuck because a bunch of men in dresses screamed at him and he was too much of a pussy just to tell them no and ban them instead.

If those posters were "toxic idiots" they always were and his hurling around permas against 10+ year posters who point out what a piece of shit he is, because they no longer give a fuck about this junkie garbage, won't change that. Those "toxic idiots" were your site you dumb fucking moron.
 
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Anime is Blood said:
Get a fucking job lowtax. You have no sympathy with anyone who has to work for a living when you whine that your 20+ year free ride isn't as comfortable as you want.
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Especially when the dude in the sinking boat keeps drilling holes in it, because of the demands of a screaming man in a dress, who despite castrating himself, still has more balls than Richard.
 
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