Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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WOPR said:
Is this motherfucker seriously trying to claim he's renting a goddamn McMansion? I've heard some exceptional shit in my time but that just about takes the cake.
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Anyone can verify that it’s bullshit. All they have to do is search for parcel 201581061 at the Jackson County assessor site. It has his McMansion under his ownership, the vehicle he drives (2018 Nissan Armada), and his address which matches the divorce filings. Rich is a lying sack of shit to pretend he’s renting, unless he’s paying rent for his side pieces.

Edit:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5509-NE-Oaks-Ridge-Ln-Lees-Summit-MO-64064/58614229_zpid/

The Zestimate for this house is $404,930, which has decreased by $3,505 in the last 30 days.
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LMAO even his property values are dropping.
 
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I know that as a single divorcee, broke as all fuck, with extreme amounts of debt, garnished "income" (the >100k a year of other's people money my little paypig faggot bitches give me), my choice of accommodations are rented half million dollar poorly constructed mansions in Missouri. It only makes sense, after all, for a man of my discerning taste!
 
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A (funny) sidenote, but is the director of assessment in Jackson County, Gail McCann Beatty, a troon? If not, that's an unfortunate Tyler Perry lookin' ass bitch.

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You know what, I could even understand giving him the benefit of the doubt re: the first time he said "I've never hit my wife!? Why am I being accused of abuse?" But after the what, 5-6th time it's been repeatedly stated that no one has ever accused him of physical abuse, and even the people at horrible nazi website KFs have come to the general conclusion that LowT has never physically abused his wife, he continues the vehement denials of "I have never physically abused my wife!"

It's...almost as if...some kind of intentional deflection is occurring here! What could it be?

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It's not even a consideration for him, his ONLY option is to pout and flail his arms and demand free goonbux.
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This faggot thinks he's absolutely above work as a celebrity webmaster or whatever the fuck his delusional ass sees himself as. I'm gonna possibly asphyxiate myself of laughter when I find out he is either willingly homeless over getting a job or forced to work at the dollar tree as a cashier before getting fired two weeks in because he keeps screaming at the customers when they have the nerve to ask him where something is.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
Lol, “Im broke because the Nazis I banned stopped giving me money.”
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Also can this cunt keep his story straight even between two posts right after each other? Was FYAD a bunch of literal Nazis he heroically banned, or something he's going to bring back?

Ilmseil said:
Lowtax you little quivering fat girl, fucking grow a pair and come have a chat with us, really set the record straight. I know I and most others here are willing to give you the benefit of doubt.
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Nah, he got more benefit of the doubt than any man deserved last time he was here and burned it to the fucking ground. He doesn't get benefit of shit any more.

Catgirl IRL said:
He's also still denying any physical abuse despite that being the one thing nobody is accusing him of.
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Yet.

I'm almost beginning to think there's something to it. It's almost like he got brought in by the cops after a murder and no details are public and he says ha ha you're fucking crazy what are you talking about, I don't even HAVE an axe!

Ilmseil said:
I know that as a single divorcee, broke as all fuck, with extreme amounts of debt, garnished "income" (the >100k a year of other's people money my little paypig faggot bitches give me), my choice of accommodations are rented half million dollar poorly constructed mansions in Missouri. It only makes sense, after all, for a man of my discerning taste!
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He's broke, oppressed, and somehow living in a McMansion and hiring one of the most expensive family lawyers in the state. What isn't there to believe?
 
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Ilmseil said:
^^^ thank goodness he sure didn't buy that bitch a green card! ^^^



Gonna carefully avoid stating "I'm also broke because the brokebrained dickless faggot transvestites I grovel to stopped giving me money."
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It’s funny on several levels. He was previously funded by Nazis, and now he regrets banning them because they took away his money.
He also refuses to believe that his divorce shitbaggery had nothing to do with people not wanting to support a complete asshole who doesn’t even spend the money on what he said he would.
And I’m sure soon to be ex-wife with no family had nothing coming into the marriage. Girl like that doesn’t look like she came from the poor side of town. Her dead parents probably left all their money to the aspca.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
It’s funny on several levels. He was previously funded by Nazis, and now he regrets banning them because they took away his money.
He also refuses to believe that his divorce shitbaggery had nothing to do with people not wanting to support a complete asshole who doesn’t even spend the money on what he said he would.
And I’m sure soon to be ex-wife with no family had nothing coming into the marriage. Girl like that doesn’t look like she came from the poor side of town. Her dead parents probably left all their money to the aspca.
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It's especially funny to me that whenever someone goes "Hey man, you raised all this cash donated by us specifically as a risk-free way to avoid spending your company's (lol) money to upgrade the forums essentially for free, because we, the userbase, paid for it for you, so where's the upgrade you promised repeatedly?" It's an instant ban.
 
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We're getting serious now.
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A brief deviation:
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But, Lowtax can't have the spotlight off him exclusively for THAT long:

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Bunch of shit about SynthybanGate... but here we get a kernel of truth of the real reason Lowtax big mad:
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Which basically, what I've deduced from this is that someone just starts sitting on SA User Name Twitter Handles and posts shit to get everyone banned, I guess. Because that's a completely logical and verifiable way to find identity.
 
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Rotogravure said:
We're getting serious now.
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A brief deviation:
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But, Lowtax can't have the spotlight off him exclusively for THAT long:

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Bunch of shit about SynthybanGate... but here we get a kernel of truth of the real reason Lowtax big mad:
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Which basically, what I've deduced from this is that someone just starts sitting on SA User Name Twitter Handles and posts shit to get everyone banned, I guess. Because that's a completely logical and verifiable way to find identity.
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Notice it’s all these 15+ year old accounts firebombing themselves too. The very few parts of old SA are just about gone. I have to wonder why they waited so long but I’m glad they are leaving. With the looney troons going to Bread and Roses, Lowtax has nothing left.
 
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Null said:
instead of supporting lowtax consider supporting great internet creators like the mad at the internet internet podcast about the internet https://madattheinternet.com (not ran by lolcow llc)


If I seem salty it's because I am. It feels really bad that Lowtax's Patreon has as many subscribers as great Internet podcasts like Mad at the Internet has gross income. Lowtax does literally fucking nothing and somehow was blessed with $15,000 for it. It's dizzying to think how much $15k just dropped in my lap would fix.
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On this note, Brave rewards have ramped up heaps lately and are producing a useful amount.
 
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Lowtax is acting like complete dick to his remaining userbase at worst and is completely ignoring their wishes regarding the forum (and their very existence) at best. His livestreams are literal garbage. There are tons of places where you can talk to people online instead now. Hell, set one up yourself, it's never been easier (or cheaper). The trannies that ran off to build their own forum haven't accomplished some incredible feat. This isn't 2003. Low-traffic, uncontroversial webhosting isn't serious business or expensive. Or just use one of the tons of platforms for free. Pick a place that's not full of power-hungry, thinskinned assholes that throw you out at the slightest whiff of disagreement. Why would you give that utter shithead even a single cent? Most of all for what? Even if Lowtax would provide some good and useful service (he doesn't) I wouldn't give him my money for his behavior towards his userbase and his utter entitlement based in nothing alone. Why would you? This is even ignoring all the divorce drama. jfc goons
 
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