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[repentance]

A moron who refuses to understand that Lowtax started "the dumb drama".

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

I'm sure the barneys will re-imburse him and finally properly post on his forum after they left and formed their own but still stuck around to bark orders at him.
LOL

 

[The Grognard]

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A moron who refuses to understand that Lowtax started "the dumb drama".

Now watch as Lowtax goes AWOL for a few months again with nobody having any clue how to even contact him.

 

[TurdFondler]

Turns out all the "toxic idiot" posters were just the old timey goons dunking on dick yanker. Lowtax absolutely is a shit tier forums poster who cannot deal with being the butt of jokes. He's now left with actual toxic idiots

Also lmao that his conclusion is "I shouldn't have posted on the forums" nevermind the fact he's been using every single avenue available to him to show his true colors.

 

[Fox Hound]

let’s gentrify something awful said lowtax and admins, what could go wrong they said to blank monitors.

 

[TiggerNits]

But if you think about it, isn't misgendering basically murder?

No, but transitioning is essentially a very half assed suicide

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

But he did the right thing

>goon makes poor decisions, results in losing money

You know, I swear I've heard this somewhere before.

 

[Ilmseil]

Now watch as Lowtax goes AWOL for a few months again with nobody having any clue how to even contact him.

Normally I'd agree, but how is he going to seek validation and satisfaction about punishing his bitch whore wife by keeping her and her stupid toddler kid destitute and homeless, scared of him, hiding in a battered women's shelter if he cant post on facebook about it?

 

[Emperor Julian]

The usual suspects are providing lowtax a round of appluase

Something Awful has shut down forum FYAD, citing 'Nazi poo poo'

"I hope the iron crosses and swastikas and Hitler threads were worth it."

mashable.com

The best part is the way the posts are misquoted due to the author not being willing to pay for a membership to see the swears, says it all really.

 

[Ilmseil]

The usual suspects are providing lowtax a round of appluase

Something Awful has shut down forum FYAD, citing 'Nazi poo poo'

"I hope the iron crosses and swastikas and Hitler threads were worth it."

mashable.com

The best part is the way the posts are misquoted due to the author not being willing to pay for a membership to see the swears, says it all really.

Judging by some of the other articles on this clown show site, I'd say their journalistic standards are about on par with CNN or Vox, yeah.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

To celebrate Black History Month I'd like to call your attention to an excellent essay on African-American culture first published in 2006 by Zack Parsons. I've gone ahead and archived it in case the mods ever decide it's somehow actually crypto-racist or something.

Textbooks of Tomorrow: Rise of the Hiphopracies

archived 2 Feb 2020 17:13:16 UTC

archive.fo

Days later, Jay-Z and DMX held a joint press conference in downtown Manhattan. They addressed the media from atop a stretch Hummer while girls in bikinis gyrated slowly and white tigers lounged in the street. They announced that the East Coast would also secede from the Union and would pay tribute to its roots by naming the new nation Afrika Bambataa. They simultaneously announced their non-aggression pact with the Dirty South. Nearly half the nation had just seceded from the Union.

 

[AnOminous]

The usual suspects are providing lowtax a round of appluase

Something Awful has shut down forum FYAD, citing 'Nazi poo poo'

"I hope the iron crosses and swastikas and Hitler threads were worth it."

mashable.com

The best part is the way the posts are misquoted due to the author not being willing to pay for a membership to see the swears, says it all really.

The author would probably be actually losing money writing the article if he she coughed up $10 for a membership. Well, "Amanda" anyway. At least 50% chance a tranny.

 

[Blimp]

With these shocking "new" revelations about Amber Heard, here are some goon opinions to keep around in case there's the rare chance any of them realize they were only defending her because they think she's hot, and NOT because vapid dudebro Johnny Depp was fucking her. CD especially has been the universal Amber defense force on SA, so lets take a look

Brett Kavanaugh Johnny Depp: "I drink beer"



I-It's not because he gets to do everything I imagine whenever I fire-up select scenes from The Dreamers!



Why, yes, I do ignore the claims of abuse by her ex girlfriend



Johnny Depp was never a talented actor! BTW NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!



Implying she wasn't abused or started shit herself? FUCK YOU HERE'S SOME ALOOFPOSTING (MODS!?!??)



Lets see if there's any change post-revelations



No, protect Amber at all costs

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Believe all women, just not that cunt ex wife of Lowtax.

 

[trent]

But he did the right thing

I would assume a bunch of fairly normal long time Goons pulled their donations after this latest nonsense with the trannies and FYAD.

I know it's what i did.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Can someone link me to a summary of the goon who cooked himself in the car?

 

[plattschwanz]

Can someone link me to a summary of the goon who cooked himself in the car?

Memorial Post for thatdamnjew and FYAD boneyard - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

Spoiler: full text

This is thatdamnjew's wife. Yes, I have cleared this with a mod.


Sadly, thatdamnjew passed away June 14. It was very sudden and unexpected despite his long-time battle with chronic neck and back pain.

Here is the short version as closely as I can relate it without the corroborating toxicology report which won't be available for another six weeks. Once toxicology comes back and cites a specific cause of death, I may be updating this thread with a relieved post or a very angry one. We shall see.

On Friday, thatdamnjew went to his normal pain medication refill appointment and picked up his prescriptions. He filled them at the store down the street, which was the only place in town that stocked everything he needed thanks to one very nice pharmacy tech. Anyway, as was his habit (and other chronic pain sufferers have seconded this as normal behaviour), he took one of his immediate-release pain pills before he drove off. (I verified with the Coroner that there was only one pill missing from his new 'scrip bottle.)

Now, usually when he picked up his prescriptions, he came straight home. This time he drove a little way down the road and picked up two Red Bulls, some cigarettes, and a grape soda.

I know the first pill of the bottle always gave him the nods, but he usually handled that safely at home. The effects of the pill must have kicked in about the time he pulled into the driveway; the keys were in his lap and his posture was relaxed when I found him.

The high temperature of that afternoon was 104 (F). You do not stay in a car in the afternoon sun out here or you'll die. What likely happened is that the nods caught him, he relaxed into the feeling of lowered pain, and he died of heatstroke. Heatstroke can occur at temperatures over 104 degrees (F) and if he was in the car for more than ten minutes, the temperature inside could easily have reached 120 or more. In that kind of temperature, with his shaky health... no chance.

When I found him, there was nothing anyone could do. I smashed the back window of the car with a sledgehammer and climbed in to try and save him but all I got out of it was a traumatic memory seared into my brain and a bloody foot. Our kids were elsewhere at the time, however, for which I am eternally thankful for.

If there are two things I can take from this experience, they are to make sure you and your family members have life insurance, and to pay attention to the ones you love because little things that you miss can turn into big things that can't be avoided.


-- thatdamnjew's widow

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Memorial Post for thatdamnjew and FYAD boneyard - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

Spoiler: full text

This is thatdamnjew's wife. Yes, I have cleared this with a mod.


Sadly, thatdamnjew passed away June 14. It was very sudden and unexpected despite his long-time battle with chronic neck and back pain.

Here is the short version as closely as I can relate it without the corroborating toxicology report which won't be available for another six weeks. Once toxicology comes back and cites a specific cause of death, I may be updating this thread with a relieved post or a very angry one. We shall see.

On Friday, thatdamnjew went to his normal pain medication refill appointment and picked up his prescriptions. He filled them at the store down the street, which was the only place in town that stocked everything he needed thanks to one very nice pharmacy tech. Anyway, as was his habit (and other chronic pain sufferers have seconded this as normal behaviour), he took one of his immediate-release pain pills before he drove off. (I verified with the Coroner that there was only one pill missing from his new 'scrip bottle.)

Now, usually when he picked up his prescriptions, he came straight home. This time he drove a little way down the road and picked up two Red Bulls, some cigarettes, and a grape soda.

I know the first pill of the bottle always gave him the nods, but he usually handled that safely at home. The effects of the pill must have kicked in about the time he pulled into the driveway; the keys were in his lap and his posture was relaxed when I found him.

The high temperature of that afternoon was 104 (F). You do not stay in a car in the afternoon sun out here or you'll die. What likely happened is that the nods caught him, he relaxed into the feeling of lowered pain, and he died of heatstroke. Heatstroke can occur at temperatures over 104 degrees (F) and if he was in the car for more than ten minutes, the temperature inside could easily have reached 120 or more. In that kind of temperature, with his shaky health... no chance.

When I found him, there was nothing anyone could do. I smashed the back window of the car with a sledgehammer and climbed in to try and save him but all I got out of it was a traumatic memory seared into my brain and a bloody foot. Our kids were elsewhere at the time, however, for which I am eternally thankful for.

If there are two things I can take from this experience, they are to make sure you and your family members have life insurance, and to pay attention to the ones you love because little things that you miss can turn into big things that can't be avoided.


-- thatdamnjew's widow

Don't forget when she found his stash and started getting tempted to play with it.

Oh, and this:

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Wasn't there another one who took Imodium to get high and then died?

And also some guy who lost his arm. Which is why TCC is referred to the arm reduction subforum.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Wasn't there another one who took Imodium to get high and then died?

And also some guy who lost his arm. Which is why TCC is referred to the arm reduction subforum.

Yeah there was a guy that would shove a shitload of Imodium up his ass. Apparently when it breaks down that way it's basically a opiate from what I recall.