Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I'll take "what are overheads for $1,000, Alex".

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Notice that he's also left the revenue SA brings in out of that little fiction. Even if it barely breaks even each month, the costs aren't coming out of the Patreon money.
 
I'll take "what are overheads for $1,000, Alex".
Cloudflare costs at most $200 ($20 is normal, but chances are he needs the $200/mo plan for obtuse reasons), but his hosting expenses should not even come close to what even we pay. We pay close to $1000/mo cumulatively because I have pay for a lot that normal webhosts of something KF's size and SA's size never have to think about.

He is outright lying about what he pays for computing costs, and if he isn't, he is hiring someone to take care of everything and doing what amounts to 2 hours a month of work at $2000/mo flat.

I offered to do his XF2 transfer for like $10k last time. If he's paying $2000/mo for hosting expenses, I will now throw down an offer to host it for $1000/mo if he provides the hardware.

I could get SA on XF2 in 3 to 6 months and I could host it for half what he's saying he pays. In fact, if he is willing to give me $10k for the remodel, I will host his site absolutely free for 6 months and then $1000/mo thereafter. From what he just said, I would save him $2000 and get the site the remodel it needs.
 
Cloudflare costs at most $200 ($20 is normal, but chances are he needs the $200/mo plan for obtuse reasons), but his hosting expenses should not even come close to what even we pay. We pay close to $1000/mo cumulatively because I have pay for a lot that normal webhosts of something KF's size and SA's size never have to think about.

He is outright lying about what he pays for computing costs, and if he isn't, he is hiring someone to take care of everything and doing what amounts to 2 hours a month of work at $2000/mo flat.

I offered to do his XF2 transfer for like $10k last time. If he's paying $2000/mo for hosting expenses, I will now throw down an offer to host it for $1000/mo if he provides the hardware.

I could get SA on XF2 in 3 to 6 months and I could host it for half what he's saying he pays. In fact, if he is willing to give me $10k for the remodel, I will host his site absolutely free for 6 months and then $1000/mo thereafter. From what he just said, I would save him $2000 and get the site the remodel it needs.
Please don't do this piece of shit any favors.
 
I'll take "what are overheads for $1,000, Alex".

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Notice that he's also left the revenue SA brings in out of that little fiction. Even if it barely breaks even each month, the costs aren't coming out of the Patreon money.
But he's a shitlib communist now, he fucking loves taxes, what the fuck is he complaining about?! Someone has to pay all that SSDI money to his main audience now!
 
Well if he stops paying me I could always just pull a Jim Watkins, ay? I'm not doing anything for $0 upfront.

Sir I'd like to see this happen, the fireworks over at SA would be visible from space if Richard bit on it.
 
Please don't do this piece of shit any favors.

Rich isn't spending any money on anything that doesn't get him an immediate dopamine surge at any time. Null could offer to do it for $100, but Rich gets something right now out of gross bag pie/box wine/Ambien/lot lizards and only future benefits from his site actually fucking working. He's gonna keep tanking his site and knocking crazy women up- responsible choices are less fun now and consequences take too long for Rich to understand.

He's probably in for 2-3 more babymamas before his dick quits working completely.
 
As if anymore proof was needed that Lowtax hates his site, doesn't know what the fuck is going on, and is a slumlord.

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Wondering if this will count as sassing Lowtax, since it sort of calls him out on his laziness rather than emailing him or whatever.
 
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instead of supporting lowtax consider supporting great internet creators like the mad at the internet internet podcast about the internet https://madattheinternet.com (not ran by lolcow llc)


If I seem salty it's because I am. It feels really bad that Lowtax's Patreon has as many subscribers as great Internet podcasts like Mad at the Internet has gross income. Lowtax does literally fucking nothing and somehow was blessed with $15,000 for it. It's dizzying to think how much $15k just dropped in my lap would fix.

Hey @Null I ll put up the purse if you could have dick help arrange a boxing match between you and richard.
 

There goes another 2003 account. Someone who has been there 17 fucking years burned an account just to tell this piece of absolute garbage to go fuck himself. Richard doesn't think there's anything wrong with what he's doing though.

Go ahead keep burning down your only source of income you stupid fucking moron.
 
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