Video "In Depth"
- notes his rosacea, calls it a genetic defect, as if his entire existence isn't a genetic aberration
- rambling about how he's honest and can talk to his audience
- "Kai threatened to LEAVE ME"
- rambling about making Sarah eat Taylor out and that Taylor wasn't into it but Sarah was TOTALLY into it
- "Sarah didn't care about us and I thought Kai was just being a cunt so I cheated on him and made him sleep with Sarah, whoops UwU sowwy Kai"
- "Kai doesn't want anyone to know anything about this but im gonna talk about it anyway"
- makes it out to be that Sarah raped Taylor, the usual
- addresses the photo Taylor sent to Sarah of her pussy
- "its OBVIOUSLY a selfie and not a sexual image and was for instagram and NOT for Sarah"
- addressed the photo she sent to sarah of her bare naked tiddy
- "It's just a nip slip that happens to people with nipples its not sexual"
- whining that Sarah shouldn't even have those photos and that we don't get the context and that Sarah knows the context but she's dIsHoNeSt
- "SARAH'S DOING THIS BECAUSE I REJECTED HER!!!! SHE'S TRYING TO HURT ME!!!"
- starts doing some kind of weird, spastic garbage and making a face
- apparently this weird, spastic garbage is a re-enactment of Sarah trying to convince him to let her suck his dick during the movie, which she was "not allowed to do" because it made Taylor uncomfortable
- "i wouldn't make out with her because aladdin was such a good movie"
- "i didnt like the vibes and she was shaming me"
- he's having a hard time breathing. thats the panic, bitch boy.
- "THE LAPTOP AND PHONE ARE KAI'S I DIDNT HAVE ACCOUNTS ON IT"
- "the coooooonteeeeeeeext"
- "These pussy and tiddy shots AREN'T SEXUAL and Sarah is trying to get back at me for rejecting her!!!"
- "Sarah says she still loves Kai but clearly she doesn't so it must be all about me"
- "The interviews and her outtakes are FAKE"
- "all of you are PROJECTING"
- "Sarah was raped but didn't report it, so I'm telling everyone, because victims don't want people talking about their trauma"
- "Kai told me he would leave me if I talked about this but I'm talking about it anyway and he didn't leave me, he's just having me go to therapy, whatever"
- "speaking of therapy DAE Sarah is a nutcase with BPD and can't be trusted???"
- "It's all so clear and obvious"
- "Clearly that outtake video is fake, because it looks slightly different in ways no one can verify, also she's obviously fake crying"
- "She's inconsistent and reminder that I never used the laptop, it's Kai's laptop, remember that"
- "BLACKMAIL"
- "Kai never received any pics of Sarah naked"
- he says he kicked Sarah out of the house for being upset by his comment about her ass because how dare she think he, at 34, was commenting on her not-18 ass, how disgusting!!!1!!1one!!!
- "I would have kicked KAI out if Sarah had actually sent her nudes!"
- claims underage bodies are disgusting and that his dat booty comment was a joke and that Sarah is a liar liar liar who wants to hurt him
- sounds of the kids screaming and running in the background
- Remember that Kai is a victim and doesn't want this talked about so please respect that UwU
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Video 2 "Whelp"
- Opens whining that Sarah is suing him
- "this is why victims don't come forward"
- "why didn't Sarah do this at the start hmmmm? Clearly she's a liar and I didn't do anything wrong"
- "I'm charging [i assume Chris Hansen] with a crime because he's a criminal!!"
- "telling you everything to a 98.7% error rate", says Onion, 34, who does not understand that he just said that 98.7% of what he says is incorrect or flawed
- "HOnEsT!!!"
- "HEY SARAH REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE RAPED BY A BLACK MAN YOU SLANDERING BITCH"
- KaiIsCrying.exe
- "You're guilty Sarah!!! You just didn't want me to tell everyone about you!! Liar! Faker!"
- crybullying garbage
- "this is all so STUPID I dumped her and she freaked out"
- accidentally calls Taylor 'she'
- Claims Sarah freaked out on Taylor for tweeting about liking a character from Grey's Anatomy but he doesn't know what character
- this incident is now why they kicked her out
- "Sarah wants to literally kill me but I can't tell my side or she'll sue me? She's a fraud and everyone can see it"
- "IM RIGHT AND YOU'RE A GOOFBALL AND EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS A LIE AND HAS NO CONTEXT"
- "THE PICTURES AREN'T SEXUAL! THEY AREN'T!"
- spends a chunk of the video claiming Regina is ugly and nasty and has a drug issue
- "Kai is a hermit and doesn't interact with people, Sarah is a petty stupid backstabber"
End