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Watching him play my favorite shooter is like watching someone getting there teeth pulled.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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As if he was camped outside his khando with a shovel, doing back-breaking work 6 months a year.
It's like bitching about gas prices when you don't even own a car.
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Everyone, quick announcement. Phil talked to his attorney today about the "discrepancies" and she said it's fine and not to listen to us because we're idiots who don't understand a question that says "Do you own any non-farm animals? Example: dogs, cats".
tzgnilki
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he has an opportunity to answer any discrepancies during the meeting with a trustee at the "creditors' meeting", which will be coming in the next 2 weeks
he will answer any questions the trustee or creditor reps have, and he will need to either bring proof or supply proof before the trustee is satisfied, if he doesn't have proof to satisfy the trustee, his application will be dismissed
he's either trying to intentionally delay the process, which can be cause for dismissal, trying to commit bankruptcy fraud or stupid
he's playing a dangerous game of chicken
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He's going to expose the jury for being a bunch of negative, no-life toxic stalkers when they remember the things he said and point out the inconsistencies
The case is as good as solved
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This oaf has been so far removed from the real world and how it works that he thinks he can use the tactics he uses on his wheelchairs to a judge in a court of law.
That is just pure lunacy.
That is just pure lunacy.
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I hope they lock this fucker up forever
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He's really stuck on this cat thing. Like, Phil my dood, you left 1/3rd of the fucking form blank and the other 2/3rds contradict each other, then you listed your monthly net household income as -$35 and said you didn't expect that situation to change in the future.
Muppetmode
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So if he does make the corrections with the trustees, would that info become public too?
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Can someone who understands this better explain this? Phil says "a 'Pass Through Business Entity' allows you to claim business expenses without having a business, and that's what i've been doing Federally, but these dumbfuck kids wouldn't know that because they're idiots." This was during the 'It's NAHT a business' phase. . .then why did you have to register a business Phil?
This doesn't seem to be what a 'Pass Through Business Entity' means at all from what I looked at. It seems it's a term for a certain set of business structures, for example a Sole Proprietor is one type.
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Edit so no double post: Phil got free internet from this hotel, he paid for an internet upgrade package and claimed it as a business expense on his Federal taxes
Phil claimed $600 Wrestlemania tickets as a business expense on his Federal taxes because he vlogged it
Phil decided to pay for a more expensive hotel room because 'Oh hell, it's a business expense anyways.' Keep in mind this was over 2 years before he finished finally paying off his first bout of credit card debt.
Pass-Through Entity Definition & Example
A pass-through entity is a special business structure that is used to reduce the effects of double taxation.
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What are pass-through businesses?
Most US businesses are taxed as pass-through (or flow-through) entities that, unlike C corporations, are not subject to the corporate income tax or any other...
Edit so no double post: Phil got free internet from this hotel, he paid for an internet upgrade package and claimed it as a business expense on his Federal taxes
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Phil fascinates me. You need to undo most of what common sense you've learned and apply a new "Phil logic" in order to follow most of his mental gymnastics. Imho, to DSP the most important thing to protect is his ego. Not the money, not the condos or cars, not even the women or his own future. So long as he can saddle the blame for his poor decisions onto something or someone else, Phil feels accomplished.
He does this mental trick where he takes past accusations and dissolves them into a muddled grey area - where threatening to beat a ten year old girl is reduced down to the same level as making silly racial pee pee poo poo jokes. All of it falling under the same umbrella of "stupid shit I used to do". To him it was all done by a person in the past who no longer exists anyway so he's fine. He'll be okay.
You will never ever see Phil single out his most egregious offenses and apologize for them. Sure, he'll say he fucked up in the past and admit to making poor choices, but not precisely what those are and what made them so bad. It can be all handwaved away regardless of what degree of offence he's committed. It's it why he comes up with stupid terms like "the incident" to describe publically humiliating himself for all the internet to see. Downplay and mentally separate yourself from the details. You'll be okay.
Phil is also a greedy, manipulative liar. That is part of his gross narcissism. Although he cherishes it, he really has no respect for money. He cares about it only inasmuch as it is a means to get what he wants. What he wants however, rarely makes any sense to a normal person because what he wants is not the material possessions really. It's all to feed a fantasy. The condos, cars, toys, meals - all of it justifiable expense in service to King Phil. Feeding the image of what he thinks is a successful alpha male. "See Dad? I'm not a fuck up! I deserve all this. You can't tell me what to do." And now he lumps his poor spending into the same muddy bucket of past bad decisions made by some version of Phil that doesn't exist anymore.
This why Phil confuses people. Why his actions and behavior don't make sense. Phil does not and can not consign himself to wrongdoing. Ever. Not the way normal people do anyway. To Phil, all he is guilty of doing is "surviving".
His priority, to protect the Ego no matter the cost.
If Phil can get away with blaming the lawyer for fucking lying on his documents. Blame the CT tax guy for his debts. Blame the detractors for crippling his success. Blame his education and parents for failing him; then in his mind, he is in the right and did nothing wrong. Lose the house, car, woman? Sucks fine, "Everyone is out to get me, but I did nothing wrong." I am okay.
DSPs mind is a spiralling vortex of half truths and inconsistencies all devised to convince himself of his own worth. You can not apply logic to something so astronomically psychologically defunct.
He does this mental trick where he takes past accusations and dissolves them into a muddled grey area - where threatening to beat a ten year old girl is reduced down to the same level as making silly racial pee pee poo poo jokes. All of it falling under the same umbrella of "stupid shit I used to do". To him it was all done by a person in the past who no longer exists anyway so he's fine. He'll be okay.
You will never ever see Phil single out his most egregious offenses and apologize for them. Sure, he'll say he fucked up in the past and admit to making poor choices, but not precisely what those are and what made them so bad. It can be all handwaved away regardless of what degree of offence he's committed. It's it why he comes up with stupid terms like "the incident" to describe publically humiliating himself for all the internet to see. Downplay and mentally separate yourself from the details. You'll be okay.
Phil is also a greedy, manipulative liar. That is part of his gross narcissism. Although he cherishes it, he really has no respect for money. He cares about it only inasmuch as it is a means to get what he wants. What he wants however, rarely makes any sense to a normal person because what he wants is not the material possessions really. It's all to feed a fantasy. The condos, cars, toys, meals - all of it justifiable expense in service to King Phil. Feeding the image of what he thinks is a successful alpha male. "See Dad? I'm not a fuck up! I deserve all this. You can't tell me what to do." And now he lumps his poor spending into the same muddy bucket of past bad decisions made by some version of Phil that doesn't exist anymore.
This why Phil confuses people. Why his actions and behavior don't make sense. Phil does not and can not consign himself to wrongdoing. Ever. Not the way normal people do anyway. To Phil, all he is guilty of doing is "surviving".
His priority, to protect the Ego no matter the cost.
If Phil can get away with blaming the lawyer for fucking lying on his documents. Blame the CT tax guy for his debts. Blame the detractors for crippling his success. Blame his education and parents for failing him; then in his mind, he is in the right and did nothing wrong. Lose the house, car, woman? Sucks fine, "Everyone is out to get me, but I did nothing wrong." I am okay.
DSPs mind is a spiralling vortex of half truths and inconsistencies all devised to convince himself of his own worth. You can not apply logic to something so astronomically psychologically defunct.
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I recall reading that most trustee creditor meetings are recorded, hopefully dsp's one is available
most become available 5-10 days after the court date, and it looks like it needs to be ordered through an approved transcription agency
idk if it would be worth it
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The Flex(TM) is everything to phil. I agree when it comes down to it phil doesn't really care about money like people think, its just a means to an end. The Flex explains his entire life's course. His younger years were dominated flexing his supposed skill in SF. Now his life is dominated by convincing himself and his childfans he's the stereotypical successful basic bro you see on tv with a career, mansion, fambly etc. Its why he put himself into debt going to silly SF tournaments nobody else cared about. Its why he moved cross country with Reanna. Its why he (allegedly) blows money on WWE champions or is on this weird bent with Jasper. His rare apologies are always in service to the Flex be it redemption or to attack his enemies etc never in actual contrition.
But he isn't just a successful basic bro, he's a successful basic bro in a hurricane. The tractors have become an integral part of his ego identity. Part of his Flex is that his life has to be dramatic as well as successful. He causes drama or invents it in his mind if necessary. He fights battles daily with the tractors. An automated form letter from Curse firing him turns into the CEO pinning a medal to his chest al la the battle of Yavin while the Board of Directors claps in the background as he prepares to take to fight to the tractors alone. Tractors are not only a crucial part of the machine that support him financially, they or at least the idea of them have also become crucial psychologically in a way.
The worst thing to him is to challenge his world. Thats why his life is so preoccupied creating and staying in his safe space both online and off. Reanna leaving him was HUGE, far beyond what most tractors think. Here is an objective blow to his character he can't ban away or ignore. Stuff like that threatens the fabric of his ego reality. When things like Reannaxit or Baconruptcy come knocking he literally becomes sick. Yet curiously at the same time he is also extremely lazy, so the perception is what really matters and he doesn't actually seem to care about the reality that much. Which is why he flexes for low hanging fruit he can just buy his way into like a high ranking in his mobile addiction or he chooses to focus on the illusion of white picket fences rather than become a famous scientist or race car driver like other Flexers in the game of Life might try.
WWE, seemingly one of if not his only true passion really is the perfect encapsulation of his life. Its almost as if the dichotomy is intentional.
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Well, the gin has him feeling 
during his late night mobile gaming session. Don't worry all, WE will overcome this financial hardship of his. I think my favorite part: "See you in the morning" aka noon
during his late night mobile gaming session. Don't worry all, WE will overcome this financial hardship of his. I think my favorite part: "See you in the morning" aka noon
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He's also the type to absolutely shift blame to anything and anyone else. He could be caught (the fuck out) on camera shooting someone point blank, and when asked about it, he'd say "What? It's Glahcks fault. If they hadn't made the gun, the guy would be ok, okay?" then later it would be "Third eye the third sent a 50 bitch here and said 'but you pulled the trigger, Phil!' WRONG, dummy. Magtech made the bullet, and that was what shot the guy. Jesus. So stupid. Anyways, I really could use some tips today..."
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This is so good I wish I wrote it.
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It's a strawman. Knocking it over pads his ego, and reassures him that he really is smarter than everyone else. I didn't hear him address the massaged home value or monthly expenses.
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That pic embodies the actual petulant child he is.
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I was browsing the player-created characters on Soul Calibur 6 recently and came upon one named darksydephil. It was a fat guy in street clothes with a giant number 4 on his shirt. Is there context for such a portrayal?
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This is just straight up delusion mixed with ignorance.Well, the gin has him feeling
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If Philip realized the trouble he's actually in he'd be out shopping for helium tanks. Then again I'm not nearly as PHASITIVE about all of this as he seems to be.
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