[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

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What will happen with his case following the 341 meeting?

  • Still gets Chapter 7

    Votes: 126 18.1%
  • Changed to Chapter 13 and ultimately fails to make his required payments

    Votes: 218 31.3%
  • Chapter 13 and successfully completed all payments

    Votes: 19 2.7%
  • Complete dismissal of the bankruptcy

    Votes: 334 47.9%

  • Total voters
    697
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I'm thinking this more now, also. Phil talked about some things like the cat discrepancy, which probably won't matter. But, he didn't go near the important stuff like $9000 business expenses 6 months ago. I doubt Phil is even recklessly stupid enough to try pulling that one off. I think Phil is terrified, and he should be.

I think Phil is exactly stupid enough to try it. He didn't even bother to spread out the business expenses he needed to hit the Chapter 7 threshold. It's literally $9000 for July, and then around $5000 to $5500 on the other 5 months. There is no way he gets anywhere close to $5000 in expenses in a month. Much less $9000.

I can only hope that the trustee looks at Phil, look at the expenses, and says "Excuse me. What the fuck? Prove it."
 
This dumb motherfucker picked the closest and cheapest bankruptcy attorney he could find and is barely following the process. When he’s about to lose his house and maybe the only way he has to make money. He didn’t even ask to review the document before it was filed. He deserves to lose his fucking house and have his life fall apart. This level of irresponsibility shouldn’t go unpunished.

Guarantee you our boy interacted with this BA the same way he interacted with his tax attorney. Most likely just shoved all the documents she needed from him in her face and said, "Just...idk...do something, and I'll sign off on it. You obviously know what you're doing. And if you don't, I'll just blame you, and get of scott free! Sound good?".
 
Let's say your business makes around 100k a year which is higher than the state median, meaning you aren't eligible for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in Washington. Are you seriously telling me you can start incurring extra expenses, such as a security system, the year before you file for bankruptcy just so you can get your income below the state median (and qualify for Chapter 7)? Please tell me that wouldn't work.
Probably by far the most problematic line on all his forms (beneath Calculate Your Current Monthly Income) reads:
Ordinary and necessary operating expenses -$5,243.84

You can do a search for "ordinary and necessary operating expenses" to see how narrow qualifying expenses actually are. Basically it asks would a competent business owner making rational business decisions for their type of business purchase such expenses.

His current rational expenses could include about 20% of his mortgage, condo and utility expenses, and 100% of his equipment and game purchases if such purchases are primarily dedicated to his stream.

The $5,243.84 is far beyond such expenses. We do not know where such expenses were created. Could be personal expenses, taxes, interest, balance payments, mobile game transactions, etc. Or possibly the number could have just been invented to fulfill a certain need. Or a mistake.

It would likely be impossible to find qualifying "Ordinary and necessary operating expenses" to inflate his current business model above $5K per month. In the least he would need to make substantial changes to his business model to qualify such expenses. Even in such a situation, a court may look at his income tax forms and ask why he did such a thing to his already lucrative business.

[Edit]: Should also mention Twitch, PayPal, and/or YouTube fees could potentially show up as business expenses if amounts prior to those fees are included on 1099's. However, even considering these, his overall numbers still appear not to be accurate.
 
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One little comment that stuck out to me during his little rant at the end of his stream was “no one not a single person ever in the history of filing for bankruptcy has filed a bankruptcy filing like this and gone to jail ever”

And the best part

“You could literally put everything false on it and there’s no ramifications *loud gut laugh”

Who the fuck talks like this? Even in the scenario with what he’s saying is true it’s not like they would openly encourage people to lie about everything on a form like this. Nothing would ever get done if everyone just lied about everything on these and people had to go back and proof check over everyone’s lies.

Like god damn dude, how do you think it’s a good idea to say there’s no ramifications to lying on these forms while also insisting you didn’t lie...it’s like being a murder suspect and saying “I didn’t kill the bitch! If I did I definitely wouldn’t get caught...but trust me it wasn’t me that killed her!”

He’s also really insistent that people are just saying his forms are full of lies for drama clicks on videos...but there’s really not that many videos on it that I’ve seen. I saw like one memology video on it and tevin just did that video but it was more about his pre stream...its almost all people on twitter and the farms talking about this...not drama videos
 
Seems clear that Phil paid $1,200 simply to have the paperwork filed on time. Phil can't get his story straight on whether he filled it out with the lawyer checking his work or the lawyer filled everything out and Phil was just answering questions. It doesn't really matter because either way, the document reeks of lies and purposeful omissions. The lawyer goes by the information their client gives them, so it's not their fault when their client fails to bring up that foreclosure on his property in CT or his closet full of collectibles or his cat or the discrepancies in his wife's income or can't explain the inflated "business" expenses, etc.. Unless there's some gross malpractice we're not aware of (there isn't any), this is a classic case of an arrogant dumbass thinking they're so clever they can lie their way out of any bad situation. He knows he's fooling nobody and is doing his usual flailing around ("durr immature kids! muh lawyer agrees with me and says you're all dumb! hurr it's okay to lie under perjury!") whenever he gets caught doing something he shouldn't.
 
Hey DSP since we all know you lurk kiwifarms and are monitoring this tread.


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I hope you understand the ramifications of your actions.
 
Seems clear that Phil paid $1,200 simply to have the paperwork filed on time. Phil can't get his story straight on whether he filled it out with the lawyer checking his work or the lawyer filled everything out and Phil was just answering questions. It doesn't really matter because either way, the document reeks of lies and purposeful omissions. The lawyer goes by the information their client gives them, so it's not their fault when their client fails to bring up that foreclosure on his property in CT or his closet full of collectibles or his cat or the discrepancies in his wife's income or can't explain the inflated "business" expenses, etc.. Unless there's some gross malpractice we're not aware of (there isn't any), this is a classic case of an arrogant dumbass thinking they're so clever they can lie their way out of any bad situation. He knows he's fooling nobody and is doing his usual flailing around ("durr immature kids! muh lawyer agrees with me and says you're all dumb! hurr it's okay to lie under perjury!") whenever he gets caught doing something he shouldn't.

Yes. That is what 1200$ gets you. A brief explanation of the process and different types of bancruptcy. And admin help to file the paper you prepared.


If you want more than "I witnessed the client sign the document the client prepared without my help. I never even looked at it but I filed it with the court as per client request" then it would cost more than 1200$.
 
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Phil's description of what he says his lawyer has told him about the process and the consequences of getting things wrong on the application is really problematic - if it's true (and i doubt it is) then Phil should get a second opinion before he goes too far down this path. If it's not true then Phil has defamed his easily identifiable lawyer on Twitch and, if he uploads the vods, Youtube, and promoted links to the defamatory publications through his inane tweets.

Not that your lawyer would ever go after you in defamation Phil - you don't have any money. More likely they could just cease acting for you and you'd be down whatever you paid them, and possibly struggle to get a new attorney willing to take you on, because why would they?
 
Phil's description of what he says his lawyer has told him about the process and the consequences of getting things wrong on the application is really problematic - if it's true (and i doubt it is) then Phil should get a second opinion before he goes too far down this path.

No other opinion needed. The clown stuff is all made up by Phil without any input of his lawyer.

A lawyer at a bancrupcy mill, who takes on two new clients, just like Phil that lies as if their old broken pickup truck depends on it, EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I am sure she is aware that Phil, just like the other 800 previous clients she had are just making shit up left right and centre to "outsmart the court" and she knows how to make sure that none of the blowback will hit her.

Since she has passed a bar exam she can not be a complete idiot so she must surely have learnt by now how to indemnify herself after the previous 800-pre-Phils she represented before she represented current-Phil.

TLDR: She has seen "Phil" and heard his shit 800 times already. Nothing he does or says will fool her. Same for Nancy, the trustee. And the judge.
 
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So Phil spoofed the numbers to get his income to qualify. Last year someone asked if he would file bankruptcy, he said you have to meet all these requirements so I can't.

He stops paying the CT mortgage not realizing the bank will sue him. As he said "they wouldn't let me sell it, it's your problem now dumb fucks."

Oops, it looks like they can sue him and his life is over if he loses the wacando. So Phil has to do something desperate. He panic files for the bankruptcy he said he couldn't qualify for.

He knows it's pointless to file properly and accurately with a good lawyer and do it right because he wouldn't qualify.

I COULDNT TELL THE TRUTH FOR THE SAFETY OF MY HOUSE YER AHNER!

The best case scenario where he gets extremely lucky and this works out the best it can, he's still fucked.
 
He seriously needs to wake up before it get much worse than this.
That’s exactly the thing with The Pigroach, he will NEVER claim responsibility for his actions. He will simply continue to (somehow) Mr. Magoo his way through situation after life-altering situation. At first it’s maddening, then it simply becomes hilarious
 
4. The government (which includes the IRS, Armed Forces, Police and the Judiciary etc)

That last one is a big one because just about any lie to them will land you in deep shit.

That madame in New York who sent hookers to the rich and famous like the governor of New York said she was 1099ing her bitches, ever since Al Capone went down criminals don't even fuck with the IRS. The fact that Phillbert the Useless Drunk thinks he can succeed in screwing around with the government is fucking exceptional. I hope they bury him.
 
Maybe he added those obvious and non-consequential lies as a red-herring ? So the court would look at them and be confused instead of asking questions about those 5k$/month business expenses?
He cant even put the $5k down to chargebacks, unless in July he had more chargebacks than he actually made.
 
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