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I thought they’d stopped fucking because... idk, Christianity brand celibacy shit? That made no sense to begin with because they kept cheating on each other anyway?
I am so confused and I can’t even place why.
Snowflake Abby Brown
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I am so confused and I can’t even place why.
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My number one wish for Abby is she would finally and completely dump boss hog.
Actually that's not true, my number one wish is she would stop beating her parents and apologize for doing so in the past, BUT
Her cutting off that fat, ugly sack of shit is a very close number 2, he's both an annoying chore to have to hear about in relation to Abby, and also the one thing that makes her actually worse. I wish her parents would move and take her with them so he could be gone for good. Come on Abby, you can still be our crazy bpd emo princess trainwreck without the lumbering lardgolum that adds nothing to the story.
Actually that's not true, my number one wish is she would stop beating her parents and apologize for doing so in the past, BUT
Her cutting off that fat, ugly sack of shit is a very close number 2, he's both an annoying chore to have to hear about in relation to Abby, and also the one thing that makes her actually worse. I wish her parents would move and take her with them so he could be gone for good. Come on Abby, you can still be our crazy bpd emo princess trainwreck without the lumbering lardgolum that adds nothing to the story.
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I wonder if her parents daydream about killing Boss Hogg. Like, running him over or something.
If I was a parent (god forbid) and my kid kept spiraling into drug addiction and mania and shit whenever she was around a certain person, who held nothing but obvious contempt for her except when he wanted to get his dick wet, I would certainly indulge a dark fantasy or two.
I certainly agree that running off the Hogg would likely be very, very beneficial to Abby. If her parents were smart they'd up and move cross country, getting their BPD princess away from all her old triggers and bad influences. Or rather, if they were smart, they'd have done that years ago.
mrspotatohead
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That's when you cut/shave it.
There's no coming back from that. All of us with experience as a bleach blonde know that.
Tennis ball bone daddy is going to make his comeback, me thinks.
mrspotatohead
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She's add a faux coon tail and is posting (and deleting) photos like crazy.
She made a friend and hung out in their trailer
Someone has recently been commenting on how she must be cold in every photo, so
She made a friend and hung out in their trailer
Someone has recently been commenting on how she must be cold in every photo, so
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Looking at this latest batch and...is it just me, or does this phase seem somehow weirder and more desperate? Not “weirder” than previous stupid outfits but like...sadder? Less about “let’s go off our meds, buy Chinese garbage and cycle rapidly through a bpd identity” and more about “holy shit I’m getting old and I thought I was getting better a minute ago but now I’m off the rails again and slowly realizing that no one phase is my true and honest identity, but that cycling through them is in itself my identity, someone please help?” Or something like that?
Feels bad, man
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Yikes her early tattoos have really faded pretty badly. They look more like Crayola marker now. You'd think she could get a color fill during one of her many sessions.
(And yes this phase does seem more desperate/sad/manic than usual. I have a feeling we're rapidly barreling towards a very sad outcome with Abby)
(And yes this phase does seem more desperate/sad/manic than usual. I have a feeling we're rapidly barreling towards a very sad outcome with Abby)
Gmasmagicpotionsmaster
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Heres some fresh cringe from a new user who's been lurking here for a year
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You should have lurked moar and learned not to sextuple post.
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Why do I have the feeling Mr. Multiple Post is likely one of those people in the caps autistically screeching about emo music on Facebook in 2020?
mrspotatohead
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She fucked her hair up even worse
I really wonder how much longer until it starts to fall out. Rest of this is just crap she deleted quickly.
I really wonder how much longer until it starts to fall out. Rest of this is just crap she deleted quickly.
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I can’t tell which I find worse, the patchy brows or the stenciled brows.
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Agreed tbh. Nobody is reading that exchange and thinking “wow he really showed her!!” They’re reading it and thinking “why did I just go through all these pages of autistic middle-school monkeys throwing poop at one another and why are all these band names so fucking gay and who cares”
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I desperately want to see Abby's closet. She must keep all this stuff, there's no way she discards a phase then buys all that shit again to this degree.
Plus, Dropdead haven't sold anything like that for years, since before Oli stopped screaming properly/Sempiternal came out. Which was over seven years ago.
Plus, Dropdead haven't sold anything like that for years, since before Oli stopped screaming properly/Sempiternal came out. Which was over seven years ago.
mrspotatohead
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She did a closet video not too long ago. Let me try to archive it. - adding video into this post so as not to double post. She uploaded this closet tour video about a week ago.
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I know she sells a LOT of stuff on poshmark at the end of phases, and probably buys there too. But she’s got to have a core stash of garbage, I agree
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She posted a new photo with Will last night around 1 am her time
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Unless Abby's parents move away with her, I have an eerie feeling one of them is gonna OD and die and the other is gonna kill themselves when they find the body. A murder-suicide of sorts.
Ceres
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I doubt Will cares that much about Abby, finding her dead would just be good lyric material for his crappy GodJesus “music”.
Her fixation with him reminds me a lot of Luna and Lurch’s relationship. Just so irrevocably bound and devoted to shitty men that have at best a “could take ‘er or leave ‘er, whatever” attitude towards the sick women that worship them.