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[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Hottest of takes.

Is he really trying to make me take the side of Ethan Klein?
Quinton's role in the internet for the past two years has been being Mooler's bitch and our personal laughing stock. I might be the only person not related to him that genuinely gives a shit what he does.

He lost the fat. Now all he needs to do is lose the beard get /fit/ get some glasses that don't look like they belong to Truman Capote and stop trying to impress girls who quote Harry Potter during a political discussion.

> Just by looking at his recent pictures it looks like he bounced back weight wise.
> He looks even worse without a beard. He doesn't seem to know how to shave properly.
> He has used other types of glasses. He looks the same. (Creepypasta video)
> He goes after warsies no potterheads.

I'm skeptical on the alleged screenshots of him flirting. Believe it or not he actually has some orbiters and has never done any moves. Granted, all of them look like him after the pink pill but it still counts.

 

[Voltaire]

Is he really trying to make me take the side of Ethan Klein?
Quinton's role in the internet for the past two years has been being Mooler's bitch and our personal laughing stock. I might be the only person not related to him that genuinely gives a shit what he does.


> Just by looking at his recent pictures it looks like he bounced back weight wise.
> He looks even worse without a beard. He doesn't seem to know how to shave properly.
> He has used other types of glasses. He looks the same. (Creepypasta video)
> He goes after warsies no potterheads.

I'm skeptical on the alleged screenshots of him flirting. Believe it or not he actually has some orbiters and has never done any moves. Granted, all of them look like him after the pink pill but it still counts.

I'll never understand why people who work cushy jobs like youtubing don't get into good shape. It's like nibba you literally have all day and you are on camera constantly. Why wouldn't you get /fit/?

 

[Cole phleps]

I'll never understand why people who work cushy jobs like youtubing don't get into good shape. It's like nibba you literally have all day and you are on camera constantly. Why wouldn't you get /fit/?

And people love fitness and general getting in shape videos. Remember when all those people got really hyped when Wings pretended he was going to get fit and was chilling with that personal trainer guy?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'll never understand why people who work cushy jobs like youtubing don't get into good shape. It's like nibba you literally have all day and you are on camera constantly. Why wouldn't you get /fit/?

Aside from the obvious lack of personal discipline, do you really think he makes enough money to afford a gym membership or weightlifting equipment?

 

[BlindBulldog]

Don't need a gym membership or expensive equipment to go on a run or do some sit-ups. Its not exactly fast, but it's better than nothing.
Honestly though what level of discipline can you expect from a guy who sets his own hours and can't tear himself away from Twitter?

 

[Nobunaga]

Aside from the obvious lack of personal discipline, do you really think he makes enough money to afford a gym membership or weightlifting equipment?

Theres videos on how to get in shape withough fancy equipment, he has no excuse

 

[Jack Awful]

I'll never understand why people who work cushy jobs like youtubing don't get into good shape. It's like nibba you literally have all day and you are on camera constantly. Why wouldn't you get /fit/?

There are some YouTubers in decent shape. It's the type of YouTuber with no discipline that isn't, like Quinton.

 

[Voltaire]

Aside from the obvious lack of personal discipline, do you really think he makes enough money to afford a gym membership or weightlifting equipment?

Look at his patreon then look at his shithole house from his vlogs. Objectively yes. He lost the fat before so he can do it again. Weight training equipment or gym membership is really not that expensive.

 

[TardGoober]

Hottest of takes.

For fuck sake I really don't wanna take the side of Ethan Klein of all people

 

[Jack Awful]

Hottest of takes.

Politics have replaced religion and no one is proof of this more than Quinton.

 

[Voltaire]

For fuck sake I really don't wanna take the side of Ethan Klein of all people

It's called free marketing. Ethan knows what he's doing by poking the soibois with these takes, even though they are literally just the most populist takes at the moment.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Aside from the obvious lack of personal discipline, do you really think he makes enough money to afford a gym membership or weightlifting equipment?

He has been part of a gym, at least he claims he was. He even got recognized by a fan.
Last time he mentioned it was like a month ago. It fucking shows. Considering his Twitter addiction he has no self-discipline and for how much he bitches about money he wont bother getting a gymbro (or gymsis) to coach him out of his bad habits.

Lets talk money. This fucker has the balls to complain about money when he wont touch a normal job, wasted a grand on a sex doll, after two travels to GarfieldLand and another one to DisneyLand and God knows how many Lego sets he bought and nobody noticed cuz he didnt brag on Twitter about it. Even assuming he went for the absolute cheapest alternatives he still wasted money he could have invested on getting better editing, sound mixing or camera work. He is old enough to have graduated university (if he didnt drop out like his senpais), has manifested interest on filmmaking since he was a lad and still sucks at everything. Its sad when the "happiest" he has been in ages was his spectacular girldick sucking of Nyktyne2. By all definitions Quinton is not only a Doug Walker, he is more pathetic than Doug Walker because it took him less time, achieved less and never got the oportunity to piggybank his audience or inspire a legion of neckbeards like himself to be a spineless bitch.

We are only one day separated from his comeback. He will probably take another week to make a semi-decent video and the cycle starts again. May this new chinese year be filled with more awkward silneces, incoherent rants, sttuters and ego tripping for us to enjoy.

EDIT: I found this. It was posted six days ago and I would let it be forgotten if it werent for it only comment.
Quinton Dream.
A 23 year old man travels to Disneyland alone for 12 fucking days, complains about money once he is back at home.
12 days of Disneyland.
GONK!

Slapfight with Agent Blue.

 

[Traummaschine]

A 23 year old man travels to Disneyland alone for 12 fucking days, complains about money once he is back at home.
12 days of Disneyland.

This tweet reads like a joke, but it seems he's actually serious.

 

[Shambler]

He has been part of a gym, at least he claims he was. He even got recognized by a fan.
Last time he mentioned it was like a month ago. It fucking shows. Considering his Twitter addiction he has no self-discipline and for how much he bitches about money he wont bother getting a gymbro (or gymsis) to coach him out of his bad habits.

Lets talk money. This fucker has the balls to complain about money when he wont touch a normal job, wasted a grand on a sex doll, after two travels to GarfieldLand and another one to DisneyLand and God knows how many Lego sets he bought and nobody noticed cuz he didnt brag on Twitter about it. Even assuming he went for the absolute cheapest alternatives he still wasted money he could have invested on getting better editing, sound mixing or camera work. He is old enough to have graduated university (if he didnt drop out like his senpais), has manifested interest on filmmaking since he was a lad and still sucks at everything. Its sad when the "happiest" he has been in ages was his spectacular girldick sucking of Nyktyne2. By all definitions Quinton is not only a Doug Walker, he is more pathetic than Doug Walker because it took him less time, achieved less and never got the oportunity to piggybank his audience or inspire a legion of neckbeards like himself to be a spineless bitch.

We are only one day separated from his comeback. He will probably take another week to make a semi-decent video and the cycle starts again. May this new chinese year be filled with more awkward silneces, incoherent rants, sttuters and ego tripping for us to enjoy.

EDIT: I found this. It was posted six days ago and I would let it be forgotten if it werent for it only comment.
Quinton Dream.
A 23 year old man travels to Disneyland alone for 12 fucking days, complains about money once he is back at home.
12 days of Disneyland.
GONK!

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Slapfight with Agent Blue.

ya know its honestly amazing that he managed to stand near william osman without calling him a racist by association to idddubz or Filipino hitler

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Aside from the obvious lack of personal discipline, do you really think he makes enough money to afford a gym membership or weightlifting equipment?

 

[Jack Awful]

He has been part of a gym, at least he claims he was. He even got recognized by a fan.
Last time he mentioned it was like a month ago. It fucking shows. Considering his Twitter addiction he has no self-discipline and for how much he bitches about money he wont bother getting a gymbro (or gymsis) to coach him out of his bad habits.

Lets talk money. This fucker has the balls to complain about money when he wont touch a normal job, wasted a grand on a sex doll, after two travels to GarfieldLand and another one to DisneyLand and God knows how many Lego sets he bought and nobody noticed cuz he didnt brag on Twitter about it. Even assuming he went for the absolute cheapest alternatives he still wasted money he could have invested on getting better editing, sound mixing or camera work. He is old enough to have graduated university (if he didnt drop out like his senpais), has manifested interest on filmmaking since he was a lad and still sucks at everything. Its sad when the "happiest" he has been in ages was his spectacular girldick sucking of Nyktyne2. By all definitions Quinton is not only a Doug Walker, he is more pathetic than Doug Walker because it took him less time, achieved less and never got the oportunity to piggybank his audience or inspire a legion of neckbeards like himself to be a spineless bitch.

We are only one day separated from his comeback. He will probably take another week to make a semi-decent video and the cycle starts again. May this new chinese year be filled with more awkward silneces, incoherent rants, sttuters and ego tripping for us to enjoy.

EDIT: I found this. It was posted six days ago and I would let it be forgotten if it werent for it only comment.
Quinton Dream.
A 23 year old man travels to Disneyland alone for 12 fucking days, complains about money once he is back at home.
12 days of Disneyland.
GONK!

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Slapfight with Agent Blue.

"Fuck capitalism, but also, I'm gonna give all my money to mega corporations."

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Quinton's asshole is so gape he's gotta take three strap-ons.
Someone post this to r/polyamory

 

[The Pink Panther]

Quinton's asshole is so gape he's gotta take three strap-ons.
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Quinton looks like a 50-year-old fatass that is holding up his whores to smile for the camera.

 

[Cole phleps]

Quinton's asshole is so gape he's gotta take three strap-ons.
Someone post this to r/polyamory
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Why does every one of these people with hi lighter hair always seem to use the cheapest dollar store hair dye they can find and never read the instructions included? They always look like they sprayed some of that cheap spray-on hair coloring stuff they sell during Halloween all over their greasy unwashed mops and called it a day.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Why does every one of these people with hi lighter hair always seem to use the cheapest dollar store hair dye they can find and never read the instructions included? They always look like they sprayed some of that cheap spray-on hair coloring stuff they sell during Halloween all over their greasy unwashed mops and called it a day.

Lmao they probably use Splat! Or Ion Brilliance. For long lasting colour you don't want to wash your hair often, and use a dry shampoo if your hair is straight.

What he's not mentioning is 12 DAYS at Disneyland. How much would that even be?