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Sammie claiming to have been abducted by aliens might be the most plausible thing she's ever said
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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- Jun 6, 2015
Raven is kind of jacking some of Sammies shit too. Having her boyfriend kiss her gut, calling the fetus "baby whatever". Maybe this is all common practice among knocked up women, but I have no idea. Anyway. At least Austin is used to doing this shit for internet photos.
I wonder if this is actually real. If Raven is faking pregnancies like Sammie and Kimberly are, I'm going to go insane.
I wonder if this is actually real. If Raven is faking pregnancies like Sammie and Kimberly are, I'm going to go insane.
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- Oct 16, 2019
Ok, sorry for Pl, but when I was preggers that second line was as dark as the first within the given time range on the instructions. They tell you to disregard any results after a certain period of time because the second line shows up faintly after the test sits for a while. Seeing how that darker line in the image has a lot of color bleed and the finer line is barely visible, it is obvious that this is a negative pregnancy test that has sat out too long. And ew, gross there is pee on it! That is why most (genuine) preggos take a pic and then throw that shit out.
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- Jun 6, 2015
So, the other day she said James was due in June. But, time works really oddly in Sammieland. I also like the implication that a baby born two months early is okay and normal.
Sammie doesn't even have custody of her imaginary kids.
Matthew looks so happy and in love.
Sammie doesn't even have custody of her imaginary kids.
Matthew looks so happy and in love.
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Does "Faster Care" take the kids as soon as the cord is cut? I think everyone who knows her is just playing along with this pregnancy larping. The replies she gets are so nonchalant. A true and honest preggo would have more urgent and concerned replies.
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They sound like a parent does when their kid tells them a really long, drawn out, clearly made up story.
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- Jun 6, 2015
So, this actually is a video of Ben. But I think Sammie is trying to pass it off as James, the 2 month premature mixed baby who was apparently born in the last hour or two.
And, like any woman who has just shot a preemie baby out, Sammie is mad about the haters on Facebook.
And, like any woman who has just shot a preemie baby out, Sammie is mad about the haters on Facebook.
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" Dec 21 2015" huh? Not really premature , then.
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Picklechu
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- Jan 2, 2014
Pretty sure he is.
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- Nov 30, 2014
He is clealry not happy with his slavery reparations
Rare Steak
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I’m not sure if it’s her weird long thin lipped smile with the combo of her far apart eyes but she constantly reminds me of the “The Really Ugly Duckling” from the book “The Stinky Cheese Man”
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- Jul 17, 2019
So Sammie is about to block all the Mane people. I didn't even know she knew any bronies.
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- Jun 6, 2015
So, Sammie didn't fake having the baby. But I think there's trouble in paradise (again). So, the night started with this amazing song cover and dedication. (I'm serious, listen to this. It is HILARIOUSLY bad, even by Sammie standards.)
...to which Matthew left this comment.
This was on her profile, posted a few hours later.
And than our girl posted this.
And this is her new profile picture. So, who wants to bet by tomorrow she's posting about loving Matthew again? I'm kind of amazed he actually posted shit on her FB though. He's never posted anything for their whole stupid relationship.
...to which Matthew left this comment.
This was on her profile, posted a few hours later.
And than our girl posted this.
And this is her new profile picture. So, who wants to bet by tomorrow she's posting about loving Matthew again? I'm kind of amazed he actually posted shit on her FB though. He's never posted anything for their whole stupid relationship.
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- Aug 23, 2019
I've spent the past 5 days in bed with the flu reading this. Half the time I thought I was having flu induced delirium or I was high off my tits from the meds imagining all these pregnancies and miscarriages, but no this chick is truly bat shit crazy. Best mis click I've ever done.
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- Oct 16, 2019
Is the window unit swinging menacingly over Sammie's head like the sword of Damocles, or is she rocking the phone back and forth? Very unsettling. Had to stop before she sang. Sorry, but I just couldn't.
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- Jun 6, 2015
The singing was fantastic. Sammie really takes after her cuzin Brittany Spears. She's the song bird of Arkansas. You're really missing out.
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That shit looks like an evap line if I've ever seen one.
Whatthefuck
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Do you think this domestic schism is related to her legitimately exceptional NOTW figuring out that she wasn't actually pregnant with 2 babbies by two different NOTW's?
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