Iowa caucus vote totals delayed amid 'inconsistencies'; Trump team suggests contest 'rigged' - Beyond Parody

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The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in the critical Iowa caucuses as of early Tuesday morning, in a largely unexplained and unprecedented delay that has raised questions about the legitimacy of the contest -- and campaign officials are livid, Fox News has learned.

The Trump campaign, meanwhile, openly suggested that the delay meant that the caucuses were being "rigged," and that the embarrassing night proved that the Democratic Party can't be trusted to run Americans' health care and implement sweeping new government programs. Even if a winner is ultimately announced, the chaos and confusion has seemingly erased any hope for the major momentum boost that would normally result.

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results," the IDP said in a statement at 11:30 p.m. ET. "In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue. The app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Fox News is told that during a call with the campaigns, an IDP representative said the party would be "getting photos of the paper results sent over," but didn't answer any questions and then hung up on all the campaigns, even as frustrated staffers pushed for answers. A campaign staffer told Fox News the brief call was "crazy." A second campaign official told Fox News, “Yes, they did hang up.”

The Biden campaign then wrote to the IDP, complaining about the "considerable flaws" in the caucus reporting process.

"The app that was intended to relay Caucus results to the Party failed; the Party’s back-up telephonic reporting system likewise has failed," the campaign wrote in a letter. "Now, we understand that Caucus Chairs are attempting to — and, in many cases, failing to — report results telephonically to the Party. These acute failures are occurring statewide. We appreciate that you plan to brief the campaigns momentarily on these issues, and we plan to participate. However, we believe that the campaigns deserve full explanations and relevant information regarding the methods of quality control you are employing, and an opportunity to respond, before any official results are released."

About an hour earlier, IDP spokesperson Mandy McClure said in a statement, "The integrity of the results is paramount. We have experienced a delay in the results due to quality checks and the fact that the IDP is reporting out three data sets for the first time. What we know right now is that around 25% of precincts have reported, and early data indicates turnout is on pace for 2016."

Turnout in the 2016 Democratic caucuses in Iowa was 171,109. That was far below the nearly 240,000 that took part in the 2008 Democratic caucuses, when then-Sen. Barack Obama won the contest.

"With every passing minute that there is a delay, we worry that the process will lose credibility," a top Elizabeth Warren aide told CNN.

In a surreal moment shortly before Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar took the stage to thank her supporters -- even as no voting results were available -- a precinct chief was being interviewed on CNN while he was on hold for more than an hour with the IDP to report results. The IDP then hung up on the precinct chief live on-air after he was too slow to respond once they took him off hold.

At least four precincts had to resolve ties in their vote results by flipping a coin during the evening, Fox News has learned.

Speaking at 11:30 p.m. ET, former Vice President Joe Biden said he felt good about the caucus, then remarked, "It's on to New Hampshire! ... We're in this for the long haul."

Taking the microphone ten minutes later, Sanders said that when the results were in, he had a "good feeling we're going to be doing very very well here in Iowa."

For the first time ever, the IDP has previously said it will report three sets of results at the end of the state’s first-in-the-nation caucuses: a tally of caucus-goers’ initial candidate preference; vote totals from the “final alignment” after supporters of lower-ranking candidates were able to make a second choice, and the total number of State Delegate Equivalents each candidate receives. There is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.

Earlier in the evening, an IDP official told Fox News the party was doing “quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate,” adding that “people are still caucusing; we are working to report results soon.”
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tl;dr: Results from the Democratic Iowa Caucus are late coming in, DNC is blaming an app and claiming they are currently doing "quality control."
 
The sheer chaos and humiliation of this debacle would make perfect sense if it was the result of a botched rigging attempt from above running headfirst into the disorganised incompetence of party functionaries on the ground.

Hell given buttigreg's prominence in this shit and his easily uncovered links to the voting app company, maybe he tried his own half baked rig job at the same time the dem establishment were subtly trying to pull some spooknigger shit for biden/warren, and the two schemes smashed into eachother and left everyone who was working that day completely confused as to what the fuck they were supposed to be secretly doing and whose proverbial ballot box they were supposed to be stuffing or emptying
Pete Buttigeg is just as much of an existential threat as Trump maybe worse. Trump is an empty headed narcissistic windbag that has no convictions or beliefs beyond whatever cretinous loser happens to be whispering in his ear. While Pete maintains his phony professional veneer, underneath is stone-cold sociopathic maniac rage, and he has calculated his entire life since childhood into achieving power. Pete wants power because he's a pathetic little worm that wants to make other suffer, Trump is just a moron that ran because people said he couldn't.
 
Pete Buttigeg is just as much of an existential threat as Trump maybe worse. Trump is an empty headed narcissistic windbag that has no convictions or beliefs beyond whatever cretinous loser happens to be whispering in his ear. While Pete maintains his phony professional veneer, underneath is stone-cold sociopathic maniac rage, and he has calculated his entire life since childhood into achieving power. Pete wants power because he's a pathetic little worm that wants to make other suffer, Trump is just a moron that ran because people said he couldn't.
Pete is quite literally an empty CIA stuffed suit. He's a slimeball and if people didn't know before, him announcing victory while no results were in should have EVERYONE woke.

I had never even considered that multiple parties would try to rig the primary and they'd ALL be shit at it. Its like a fucking Guy Ritchie film.
 
It's a Maltese last name and quite common there. Apparently he himself is pronouncing it weird. The few Maltese people I know say it as Boot-e-jiej, depending on how thick the accent is.

There is a video where even the Maltese vary how it's pronounced, depending on how thick the accent is. It's one of the reasons he will not win. No one in the country he is campaigning in knows how to pronounce his name. I think his pronunciation is intentional so he doesn't sound as foreign as he actually his. Out of all the common Maltese surnames, he didn't get one like Borg, Camilleri, Zammit or Muscat (all pronounced as you see them), he had to get one that no one can pronounce.
Oh shit, Linda Tripp is in on the booty gigs and Dashiell Hammett?
 
Every account on here that was suggesting the future of the DNC was for the old guard to push out the "radical" young fringe now personally owes me a handjob.

If this keeps up the Democratic party will totally collapse, and I couldn't be more ready for it.

Maybe I'm just being a self-hating Late Millennial here, but the radical young fringe may be a potential future for the DNC, but it would be the death of the country as a whole.

Pushing out the radicals would be a net gain for the DNC, but they'd also have to get rid of the neoliberal old guard and go in a more centrist/moderate liberal populist direction.

The current SJW socialist left are useful idiots and shock troops for the neoliberal bigwigs, just like how the Religious Right served the same role for the neoconservatives during the Bush years.

You may hate Silicon Valley and the "tech bros", but you and all your "democratic socialist" tranny friends are their bitches and you don't even fully realize it.

All those promises of "free" single-payer healthcare and unconditional student debt forgiveness for your useless degrees are nothing more than a bribe to pacify you and keep you on their side. You think these neoliberal billionaires are your enemy, but they own you and you serve their agendas without even realizing it.

"Fully Automated Luxury Trans Communism" is a canard, a shiny token to keep you distracted. Bernie is nothing more than a pied piper peddling false hopes and the DNC wants him gone because the spoiled Millennials who buy into his cult of personality are slowly becoming too much of a liability at this point. They created a monster to divide any opposition and now they've lost control of it. They will do anything to crush that monster if they have to, especially if they get four more years of Trump.

TL;DR-Bernie will never win despite his cult of personality, and if Trump won't keep him from the White House in a general election, the DNC sure as fuck will and they'll pull every dirty trick in the book to keep him from the nomination.
 
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Pete is quite literally an empty CIA stuffed suit. He's a slimeball and if people didn't know before, him announcing victory while no results were in should have EVERYONE woke.

I had never even considered that multiple parties would try to rig the primary and they'd ALL be shit at it. Its like a fucking Guy Ritchie film.
Oh he's absolutely CIA. His McKinsey job description in Afghanistan was something like "Economic Development Consultant" which is the spookiest spook shit I've ever heard.
 
The sheer chaos and humiliation of this debacle would make perfect sense if it was the result of a botched rigging attempt from above running headfirst into the disorganised incompetence of party functionaries on the ground.

Hell given buttigreg's prominence in this shit and his easily uncovered links to the voting app company, maybe he tried his own half baked rig job at the same time the dem establishment were subtly trying to pull some spooknigger shit for biden/warren, and the two schemes smashed into eachother and left everyone who was working that day completely confused as to what the fuck they were supposed to be secretly doing and whose proverbial ballot box they were supposed to be stuffing or emptying

There was a brief time that Buttplug had momentum. It was maybe about two or three weeks last Fall but that may have been the time a deal was struck to roll out the app.

I suspect it’s good old fashioned vote rigging but the modern day Democrats are too incompetent to pull it off. They usually just specialize in giving cartons of Newports to blacks to vote several times and duffel bags full of votes that appear in lockers or car trunks, this new digital approach makes it easier to rig but also easier to fuck up.
 
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Oh he's absolutely CIA. His McKinsey job description in Afghanistan was something like "Economic Development Consultant" which is the spookiest spook shit I've ever heard.

When you glow so hard you accidentally blind yourself. There is no way the democrats come out of this looking good. Either there was no effort to shaft Bernie, in which case they cant count, or they tried to run a conspiracy and failed spectacularly. In which case they cant plan or organize for shit.

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It’s Donald Trump’s stand ability, [A M E R I C A N I D I O T]. When first introduced, it’s apparently a completely useless stand that just floats around his shoulders and feeds him bad lines, but throughout the first half of the part it becomes readily clear that this is an ability meant to mask his real intelligence and make his enemies underestimate him, allowing him to take advantage of the element of surprise again and again.

However, the real secret to its deadly power is that it actually has the opposite effect on its targets, giving them an over inflated sense of their own intelligence and self-importance, causing them to do dumb shit they think they’ll get away with because they overestimate their own cleverness and charisma.

It’s actually hotly debated in the fandom whether or not American Idiot even has actual powers, or if everyone else’s reaction to Trump is just an inevitable result of the society and culture the part is set in.

So what you're saying is, Trump has the evolved version of Hey, ya!

I can dig it.
 
Pete carpet bombed IA with ads the weeks before and was projected to come 2nd-3rd battling against Warren. The rigging is less about switching votes around or faking them, but muddying everything up so the results are meaningless and the winner can be shaped by the media. Pete then can claim victory and the media will back him up, not refute it, and he can press on campaigning like he won. Then the media gaslights anyone saying it was rigged by calling them Russian bots or conspiracy theorists, and the caucus incident will be touted as one big "oopsie daisy" created from bad app testing.
 
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The RNC's caucus went just fine, Andrew. This is the DNC's dumpster fire.
I've seen a lot of people on twitter blaming Iowa, America in general, and Trump. How brainwashed do you have to be to not see this as a solely democratic fuck up? Republican votes are in on time counted and the results released. Democrats are still fucking around. I'm starting to think they may try and not release the results at all and say there were to many glitches to determine a winner.
 
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What's the problem, Iowa? There's only two piles you need to keep track of, one for Biden and the other one for trash.
The problem is a DNC that doesn't give a shit about flyover country, isn't afraid to let anyone know it, and wants to hinder any and all momentum so the superdelegates are ensured their rightful role of kingmaker.
 
All of this secrecy and uncertainty is a brilliant example of why electronic voting is a terrible idea.

How are people supposed to have trust in the democratic process when their votes are left to be counted by a secretive, for-profit company (called "Shadow Inc" no less), and who's "About" page feels no need to mention who is supposed to be in charge, or whether or not they may have any conflict of interest?

It is already being reported that the company's CEO, Gerard Niemira, worked for Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, and it's also being reported that both Biden and Buttigieg have financial ties to the company (though I haven't been able to find any verification for this claim yet).

Whatever the case, the lack of transparency here is atrocious, and in a country purporting to be a democracy, should be regarded as an outrage.
 
Reports are coming out that results for 50% of the vote should be released at 5pm ET.

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