Iowa caucus vote totals delayed amid 'inconsistencies'; Trump team suggests contest 'rigged' - Beyond Parody

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The Iowa Democratic Party (IDP) still has not reported official vote totals in the critical Iowa caucuses as of early Tuesday morning, in a largely unexplained and unprecedented delay that has raised questions about the legitimacy of the contest -- and campaign officials are livid, Fox News has learned.

The Trump campaign, meanwhile, openly suggested that the delay meant that the caucuses were being "rigged," and that the embarrassing night proved that the Democratic Party can't be trusted to run Americans' health care and implement sweeping new government programs. Even if a winner is ultimately announced, the chaos and confusion has seemingly erased any hope for the major momentum boost that would normally result.

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results," the IDP said in a statement at 11:30 p.m. ET. "In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue. The app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Fox News is told that during a call with the campaigns, an IDP representative said the party would be "getting photos of the paper results sent over," but didn't answer any questions and then hung up on all the campaigns, even as frustrated staffers pushed for answers. A campaign staffer told Fox News the brief call was "crazy." A second campaign official told Fox News, “Yes, they did hang up.”

The Biden campaign then wrote to the IDP, complaining about the "considerable flaws" in the caucus reporting process.

"The app that was intended to relay Caucus results to the Party failed; the Party’s back-up telephonic reporting system likewise has failed," the campaign wrote in a letter. "Now, we understand that Caucus Chairs are attempting to — and, in many cases, failing to — report results telephonically to the Party. These acute failures are occurring statewide. We appreciate that you plan to brief the campaigns momentarily on these issues, and we plan to participate. However, we believe that the campaigns deserve full explanations and relevant information regarding the methods of quality control you are employing, and an opportunity to respond, before any official results are released."

About an hour earlier, IDP spokesperson Mandy McClure said in a statement, "The integrity of the results is paramount. We have experienced a delay in the results due to quality checks and the fact that the IDP is reporting out three data sets for the first time. What we know right now is that around 25% of precincts have reported, and early data indicates turnout is on pace for 2016."

Turnout in the 2016 Democratic caucuses in Iowa was 171,109. That was far below the nearly 240,000 that took part in the 2008 Democratic caucuses, when then-Sen. Barack Obama won the contest.

"With every passing minute that there is a delay, we worry that the process will lose credibility," a top Elizabeth Warren aide told CNN.

In a surreal moment shortly before Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar took the stage to thank her supporters -- even as no voting results were available -- a precinct chief was being interviewed on CNN while he was on hold for more than an hour with the IDP to report results. The IDP then hung up on the precinct chief live on-air after he was too slow to respond once they took him off hold.

At least four precincts had to resolve ties in their vote results by flipping a coin during the evening, Fox News has learned.

Speaking at 11:30 p.m. ET, former Vice President Joe Biden said he felt good about the caucus, then remarked, "It's on to New Hampshire! ... We're in this for the long haul."

Taking the microphone ten minutes later, Sanders said that when the results were in, he had a "good feeling we're going to be doing very very well here in Iowa."

For the first time ever, the IDP has previously said it will report three sets of results at the end of the state’s first-in-the-nation caucuses: a tally of caucus-goers’ initial candidate preference; vote totals from the “final alignment” after supporters of lower-ranking candidates were able to make a second choice, and the total number of State Delegate Equivalents each candidate receives. There is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.

Earlier in the evening, an IDP official told Fox News the party was doing “quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate,” adding that “people are still caucusing; we are working to report results soon.”
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tl;dr: Results from the Democratic Iowa Caucus are late coming in, DNC is blaming an app and claiming they are currently doing "quality control."
 
Jesus fuck, you're not even allowed to determine the winner of a match of sanctioned Magic the Gathering with a coin toss, and the fucking government institutions are deciding fucking primaries with some of the shittiest coin tosses in existence? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

This is honestly reaching WWE kayfabe levels of stupid.
 
Well it's usual to see a huge chain of reports but from the same 2 people, rarely are they all by different people.
Seriously. That's what impressed me. At first glance I thought I was going to be looking at one sped reporting the whole thing but nope. Several people managed to get this mad over the Iowa caucus and issues tangential to it, which I can only see as hilarious.
 
Imagine hitting the report button here of all places because people trigger you.
Well, in fairness, a certain particularly brainless user was derailing the thread with some nonsense where he tried to claim that Alan Dershowitz doesn't love nearly-legal pussy (as if that was somehow relevant to the Iowa primaries?). But the other reports do seem to just be people mad at the internet.
Ffs, third world kleptocracies manage to successfully rig votes all the time, while being far more competent at it. How the hell can you shit the bed this bad at something with so many successful examples to learn from?
I mean, you have to realize that even in an election in the Congo, there are people who actually like the people they're rigging things for and are committed to it. This is clearly not true of a Warren or a Buttgag.

Neolib scum are coping super hard about the fact that they'll have to admit Bernie won.
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I thought the Democratic primary would be boring as fuck but this is fucking hilarious:

- Glow in the dark faggot
- Crazy old man that sniffs hair and tells people to vote for someone else and still is winning
- Socialist that is about to kick the bucket running a campaign funded by neet money
- A woman so fake that it wouldn't surprise me if she's a hologram
- Chinese businessman scared of the white man genociding him promising neet bux.
 
:optimistic: Are we still expecting "results" in half an hour or so?

There will be lulz.
Hours old, but i didn't see it in the thread
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I think it was more the autistic slap fight was shitting up the thread. Shit like that needs to go to messaging or profile spamming.
Thank you, sir, for your entirely neutral commitment to reporting @zap2theextreme. Did you know, that guy's a commie?
Max Blumenthal cracked out an article overnight explaining the conspiracy behind the 'botched' reporting app:
Pro-Israel Buttigieg backer Seth Klarman is top funder of group behind Iowa’s disastrous voting app
Behind the app that delayed Iowa’s voting results is a dark money operation funded by anti-Sanders billionaires. Its top donor, Seth Klarman, is a Buttigieg backer who has dumped money into pro-settler Israel lobby groups.
At the time of publication, twelve hours after voting in the Democratic Party’s Iowa caucuses ended, the results have not been announced. The delay in reporting is the result of a failed app developed by a company appropriately named Shadow Inc.
This firm was staffed by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama campaign veterans and created by a Democratic dark money nonprofit backed by hedge fund billionaires including Seth Klarman. A prolific funder of pro-settler Israel lobby organizations, Klarman has also contributed directly to Pete Buttigieg’s campaign.
The delay in the vote reporting denied a victory speech to Sen. Bernie Sanders, the presumptive winner of the opening contest in the Democratic presidential primary. Though not one exit poll indicated that Buttigieg would have won, the South Bend, Indiana mayor took to Twitter to confidently proclaim himself the victor.
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The bizarre scenario was made possible by a mysterious voting app whose origins had been kept secret by Democratic National Committee officials. For hours, it was unclear who created the failed technology, or how it wound up in the hands of Iowa party officials.
Though a dark money Democratic operation turned out to be the source of the disastrous app, suspicion initially centered on former Hillary Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook and his Russiagate-related elections integrity initiative.
Leveraging Russia hysteria into lucrative election opportunities
While Iowa Democratic Party Chairman Troy Price refused to say who was behind the failed app, he told NPR that he “worked with the national party’s cybersecurity team and Harvard University’s Defending Digital Democracy project…” Price did not offer details on his collaboration with the Harvard group, however.
The New York Times reported that this same outfit had teamed up with Iowa Democrats to run a “drill of worst-case scenarios” and possible foreign threats, but was also vague on details.
Robby Mook, the former campaign manager for Hillary Clinton’s failed 2016 presidential campaign, was the co-founder of Defending Digital Democracy. His initiative arose out of the national freakout over Russian meddling that he and his former boss helped stir when they blamed their loss on Russian interference. Mook’s new outfit pledged to “protect from hackers and propaganda attacks.”
He founded the organization with help from Matt Rhoades, a former campaign manager for Republican Mitt Romney whose public relations company was sued by a Silicon Valley investor after it branded him “an agent of the Russian government” and “a friend of Russian President, Vladimir Putin.” Rhoades’ firm had been contracted by a business rival to destroy the investor’s reputation.
As outrage grew over the delay in Iowa caucus results, Mook publicly denied any role in designing the notorious app.
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Hours later, journalist Lee Fang reported that a previously unknown tech outfit called Shadow Inc. had contracted with the Iowa Democratic Party to create the failed technology. The firm was comprised of former staffers for Obama, Clinton and the tech industry, and had been paid for services by the Buttigieg campaign.
https://archive.is/Bq4dV/f12f81a536d3b00c2673763f2c0cc934d54b4412.webpFEC filings show the Iowa Democratic party and Buttigieg campaign paid Shadow Inc.An Israel lobby moneyman’s path to Mayor Pete’s wine cave
Shadow Inc. was launched by a major Democratic dark money nonprofit called Acronym, which also gave birth to a $7.7 million Super PAC known as Pacronym.
According to Sludge, Pacronym’s largest donor is Seth Klarman. A billionaire hedge funder, Klarman also happens to be a top donor to Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar.
Though he has attracted some attention for his role in the campaign, Klarman’s prolific funding of the pro-settler Israel lobby and Islamophobic initiatives has gone almost entirely unmentioned.
Seth Klarman is the founder of the Boston-based Baupost Group hedge fund and a longtime donor to corporate Republican candidates. After Donald Trump called for forgiving Puerto Rico’s debt, Klarman – the owner of $911 million of the island’s bonds – flipped and began funding Trump’s opponents.
The billionaire’s crusade against Trump ultimately led him to Mayor Pete’s wine cave.
By the end of 2019, Klarman had donated $5600 to Buttigieg and pumped money into the campaigns of Amy Klobuchar, Cory Booker and Kamala Harris as well.
The billionaire’s support centrist candidates appears to be not only by his own financial interests, but by his deep and abiding ideological commitment to Israel and its expansionist project.
As I reported for Mondoweiss, Klarman has been a top funder for major Israel lobby outfits, including those that support the expansion of illegal settlements and Islamophobic initiatives.
Klarman was the principal funder of The Israel Project, the recently disbanded Israeli government-linked propaganda organization that lobbied against the Iran nuclear deal and backed the Israeli settlement enterprise.
Klarman has heaped hundreds of thousands of dollars on the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) and the American Jewish Committee. And he funded The David Project, which was established to suppress Palestine solidarity organizing on campuses across the US and battled to block the establishment of a Muslim community center in Boston.
Through his support for the Friends of Ir David Inc, Klarman directly involved himself in the Israeli settlement enterprise, assisting the US-based tax exempt arm of the organization that oversaw a wave of Palestinian expulsions in the occupied East Jerusalem neighborhood of Silwan.
Other pro-Israel groups reaping the benefits of Klarman’s generosity include Birthright Israel, the AIPAC-founded Washington Institute for Near East Policy, and the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies (FDD), a neoconservative think tank that helped devise Trump’s “maximum pressure” campaign of economic warfare on Iran.
Klarman is the owner of the Times of Israel, an Israeli media outlet that once published a call for Palestinian genocide. (The op-ed was ultimately removed following public backlash).
In recent weeks, Buttigieg has sought to distinguish himself from Sanders on the issue of Israel-Palestine. During a testy exchange this January with a self-proclaimed Jewish supporter of Palestinian human rights, the South Bend mayor backtracked on a previous pledge to withhold military aid to Israel if it annexed parts of the West Bank.
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Another recipient of Klarman’s funding, Amy Klobuchar, has taken a strongly pro-Israel line, vowing to support Trump’s relocation of the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
Battling Bernie with hedge fund money and sexism claims
Like Klarman, Donald Sussman is a hedge funder who has channeled his fortune into Pacronym. He has given $1 million to the Super PAC and was also top donor to Clinton in 2016.
Sussman’s Paloma Partners operates through a series of offshore shell companies, and received tens of millions of dollars in the 2009 federal bailout of the banking industry.
His daughter, Democratic operative Emily Tisch Sussman, declared on MSNBC in September that “if you still support Sanders over Warren, it’s kind of showing your sexism.”
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As Democratic elites like the Sussmans braced for a Bernie Sanders triumph in Iowa, a mysterious piece of technology spun out by a group they supported delayed the vote results, preventing Sanders from delivering a victory speech. And the politician many of them supported, Pete Buttigieg, exploited the moment to declare himself the winner. In such a strange scenario, the conspiracy theories write themselves.
https://thegrayzone.com/2020/02/04/pro-israel-buttigieg-seth-klarman-iowas-voting-app/
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In light of these recent events, I wanna ask people here something: if the Democratic party does collapse after this nonsense, what do you think will rise in its place? Will it go more moderate, or will it swing full left?

There will be two parties, one for the Bernie wing, and one for the corporations and their demented, Boomer zombie followers. They'll split the center-left vote, and outside of strongholds on the coasts and some cities they'll be fucked for a generation.
 
It’s about the Democrat boomers failing to rig a vote properly.
Some of them are even early creators with accounts from 2014. How the fuck does this event create so much tard rage that you mass flag? Apparently it was a derailing which I missed. This a shit show, people should enjoy it and watch it play out.
Hours old, but i didn't see it in the thread
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Jesus Joe, still not had enough time to rig things so they suddenly go your way? Or do you just want to avoid the mass humiliation now that the DNC's incompetence with the caucus suddenly has brought international attention to what seems to be either a fix or fuck up?
 
my bernie bro friend sent me this.

dont know if its true.

He's pretty livid rn

That would be surprisingly clever of Sanders to do it. But I'm not sure if this is entirely Sanders. To many coincidences. The CNN/Des Moine Register poll being covered up and buried. This. The strange declarations of victory such as Gay Pete's. Yeah there is something very corrupt going on here.
Did...did the DNC not expect the Sanders campaign to NOT be on high-alert for precisely this kind of Whoopsie Daisy bullshit?

Given that Sander's backed down at any DNC pushback in 2016? No no they didn't. In case you've missed it for the past 10 years, the DNC is run by idiots.

In light of these recent events, I wanna ask people here something: if the Democratic party does collapse after this nonsense, what do you think will rise in its place? Will it go more moderate, or will it swing full left?

The Dem's won't simply collapse. You will see a breakaway group form a new Party while the establishment Dem's soldier on. Both the Breakaway Group and the Establishment Dem's fighting for the same voters and being largely limited to regional victory and power for some period of time until one of the other dies off.

I mean, you have to realize that even in an election in the Congo, there are people who actually like the people they're rigging things for and are committed to it. This is clearly not true of a Warren or a Buttgag.

Neolib scum are coping super hard about the fact that they'll have to admit Bernie won.
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Someone should break the news to her that the GOP Caucus turnout was the highest in history. Far more GOP caucusers than 2016 or 2012 or 2008. So wherever her imagined "non Dems" are coming from, it's not the Republicans seeking to fuck things up.
 
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