Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Definitely a community watch style thread, along the lines of the SJW's, trannies, and TDS ones that are about groups that aren't officially organized in one place. You'll probably want to start out with a few shining examples that have enough stuff about them to get the thread rolling and it will naturally take shape from there.
I think making a thread for what basically amounts to a few dozen shitposters is a dumb idea
 
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I think making a thread for what basically amounts to a few dozen shitposters is a dumb idea
Eh, the Ironybros have a few cows in their midst, Shawn aka Prince Hubris and Beardson are probably the most obvious. Not sure if making a separate thread would be worth it since only a couple are even that relevant as a whole, as opposed to just incorporating them into this one.
 
Alright, long time lurker, gonna contribute at least something.

BoxerShorts drama aside, Nick releases his response to Murdoch Murdoch.


Its rather short and he doesn't seem to have much to say. It was basically 'lol Murdoch-chan is a girl so why do I care?' despite dedicating a whole minute shit-talking them. I'm pretty Neutral on the whole Nick situation but this is such a weak response that none of his fans in the comments even acknowledge it unless he deletes any commemts. No "Haha my man Nick BTFOs Murcuck Murcuck!" or anything.

On a side note he said before to never reply to girls, never. On a proxy, Murdoch-chan is a female member of MM, isn't this technically a reply to Murdoch-chan aka a girl? 🤔
 
Alright, long time lurker, gonna contribute at least something.

BoxerShorts drama aside, Nick releases his response to Murdoch Murdoch.


Its rather short and he doesn't seem to have much to say. It was basically 'lol Murdoch-chan is a girl so why do I care?' despite dedicating a whole minute shit-talking them. I'm pretty Neutral on the whole Nick situation but this is such a weak response that none of his fans in the comments even acknowledge it unless he deletes any commemts. No "Haha my man Nick BTFOs Murcuck Murcuck!" or anything.

On a side note he said before to never reply to girls, never. On a proxy, Murdoch-chan is a female member of MM, isn't this technically a reply to Murdoch-chan aka a girl? 🤔
They're both gay, Nick being an actual homosexual and MM for stretching a bit way beyond its shelf-life.
 
They're both gay, Nick being an actual homosexual and MM for stretching a bit way beyond its shelf-life.
>MM for stretching a bit way beyond its shelf-life.

I never really watched much of MM besides its video about Kekistan a long time ago, but what do you mean?
 
Alright, long time lurker, gonna contribute at least something.

BoxerShorts drama aside, Nick releases his response to Murdoch Murdoch.


Its rather short and he doesn't seem to have much to say. It was basically 'lol Murdoch-chan is a girl so why do I care?' despite dedicating a whole minute shit-talking them. I'm pretty Neutral on the whole Nick situation but this is such a weak response that none of his fans in the comments even acknowledge it unless he deletes any commemts. No "Haha my man Nick BTFOs Murcuck Murcuck!" or anything.

On a side note he said before to never reply to girls, never. On a proxy, Murdoch-chan is a female member of MM, isn't this technically a reply to Murdoch-chan aka a girl? 🤔
He literally reacted the exact same way he did in the MM video, holy shit.
 
>MM for stretching a bit way beyond its shelf-life.

I never really watched much of MM besides its video about Kekistan a long time ago, but what do you mean?
They've been around for a while, I think I remember seeing them back even a bit before the election, so to be doing the same shtick for 5 years seems a bit excessive, especially since the quality of the animation nor the talking points beyond basic NatSoc General threads hasn't really improved (but maybe thats the part of their bit and I don't get it because I never really found them funny in the first place).
 
I wonder how successful he is at redpilling the normie zoomers to his supposed cause because his optics don't seem to be as great as he thinks they are. Despite claiming to appeal to the average zoomer it's more like he's trying to get former MGTOW or Incel types into his clique in regards to the woman question. I can't imagine a lot of regular zoomers seeing eye to eye with that part. Him accusing any positive interaction with a woman as 'simping', even replying.

I know he has a reliable core of fans (who were most likely already in the Alt Right and just clung to Nick since he's the latest sensation) but I'm referring to recruiting more zoomers.

Also I still I find it pretty cringeworthy seeing Nickers LARPing and acting that they're 100% True and Honest Traditional Catholics.
I can understand Nick himself being Catholic because of his Mexican (some claim he's a Spainard) roots, but most of his fans are Anglos who were probably raised on some form of Protestantism.
But since their prophet Nick is a Catholic, they'll claim they're Catholic too to score goodboy points from daddy himself or because it 'looks cooler' like Crusaders or something.
 
Alright, long time lurker, gonna contribute at least something.

BoxerShorts drama aside, Nick releases his response to Murdoch Murdoch.


Its rather short and he doesn't seem to have much to say. It was basically 'lol Murdoch-chan is a girl so why do I care?' despite dedicating a whole minute shit-talking them. I'm pretty Neutral on the whole Nick situation but this is such a weak response that none of his fans in the comments even acknowledge it unless he deletes any commemts. No "Haha my man Nick BTFOs Murcuck Murcuck!" or anything.

On a side note he said before to never reply to girls, never. On a proxy, Murdoch-chan is a female member of MM, isn't this technically a reply to Murdoch-chan aka a girl? 🤔
His response is even dumber when you realize he's replying to a cartoon character like it's a real person when he's addressing MurdochChan
 
They've been around for a while, I think I remember seeing them back even a bit before the election, so to be doing the same shtick for 5 years seems a bit excessive, especially since the quality of the animation nor the talking points beyond basic NatSoc General threads hasn't really improved (but maybe thats the part of their bit and I don't get it because I never really found them funny in the first place).
I've only watched a handful of episodes over the years including this Nick Fuentes one, but to me it has something of a novelty appeal in that the whole idea of a long-running cartoon series that's full of /pol/ memes and unironically espouses NatSoc beliefs is surreal in the broader context of society at large. It'd probably get stale if I followed it consistently but I find it entertaining in small bursts as a slice of something that mainstream society insists shouldn't exist.
 
Alright, long time lurker, gonna contribute at least something.

BoxerShorts drama aside, Nick releases his response to Murdoch Murdoch.


Its rather short and he doesn't seem to have much to say. It was basically 'lol Murdoch-chan is a girl so why do I care?' despite dedicating a whole minute shit-talking them. I'm pretty Neutral on the whole Nick situation but this is such a weak response that none of his fans in the comments even acknowledge it unless he deletes any commemts. No "Haha my man Nick BTFOs Murcuck Murcuck!" or anything.

On a side note he said before to never reply to girls, never. On a proxy, Murdoch-chan is a female member of MM, isn't this technically a reply to Murdoch-chan aka a girl? 🤔
Whats up with gay dudes and hating women? All of these Nick is gay comments would be so easily dissmised if he just had a gf. Why cant he just go to his congregation and get himself a tradwife? He can proably find himself a pretty cute spic chick. You know unless hes gay....



At 2:07:40 he tries to explain away hanging out with catboy, Venti and i guess baked? By saying that the reason he was hanging out with them isnt because hes a lonely fuck without friends. No the reason is that hes trying to convert them to Christianity. Its like a catholic priest being caught with a gay prostitute, nah i wasnt trying to fuck him i swear! It was all about Jesus!

He then says at 2:08:40
"Im a genius that has been fighting this war perfectly for 3 years so all of these astroturfers literally, trannies, fags and pedos have to do these huge reaches while talking about me. As if me hanging out with someone is promoting their degeneracy while i actually tried to convert them to get them to stop!"

With a normal person i would assume that this was a joke hell most lolcows on the farms i would assume that this was a joke but this guy is a person that has so far:

Edited the wikipedia article on Paleoconservatism to add him and Allsup as scholars
Created memes off himself and used em during facebook debates. (There was screenshots on ED)
Thought that he could win an optics war against a mainstream media juggernaught. (MTV)


But this guy has an ego that would make Napoleon blush. We all had this stage in high school when we thought we were hotshit and unbeatable. But most of us grew out of it and realized that we are regular men that will live and die like normal and not be remembered. But this is the epicenter of Nicks cowdom his boulder that he will never be able to push up the hill. He will go up two steps on pure bravado and then get pushed down again from his ego causing him to do dumbshit.
 
Whats up with gay dudes and hating women? All of these Nick is gay comments would be so easily dissmised if he just had a gf. Why cant he just go to his congregation and get himself a tradwife? He can proably find himself a pretty cute spic chick. You know unless hes gay....



At 2:07:40 he tries to explain away hanging out with catboy, Venti and i guess baked? By saying that the reason he was hanging out with them isnt because hes a lonely fuck without friends. No the reason is that hes trying to convert them to Christianity. Its like a catholic priest being caught with a gay prostitute, nah i wasnt trying to fuck him i swear! It was all about Jesus!

He then says at 2:08:40
"Im a genius that has been fighting this war perfectly for 3 years so all of these astroturfers literally, trannies, fags and pedos have to do these huge reaches while talking about me. As if me hanging out with someone is promoting their degeneracy while i actually tried to convert them to get them to stop!"

With a normal person i would assume that this was a joke hell most lolcows on the farms i would assume that this was a joke but this guy is a person that has so far:

Edited the wikipedia article on Paleoconservatism to add him and Allsup as scholars
Created memes off himself and used em during facebook debates. (There was screenshots on ED)
Thought that he could win an optics war against a mainstream media juggernaught. (MTV)


But this guy has an ego that would make Napoleon blush. We all had this stage in high school when we thought we were hotshit and unbeatable. But most of us grew out of it and realized that we are regular men that will live and die like normal and not be remembered. But this is the epicenter of Nicks cowdom his boulder that he will never be able to push up the hill. He will go up two steps on pure bravado and then get pushed down again from his ego causing him to do dumbshit.
Did his so-called conversion with Lolisocks even work? He says he is trying to but what's the proof on his end?
 
Did his so-called conversion with Lolisocks even work? He says he is trying to but what's the proof on his end?
I only remember him talking about guys kissing, man-on-man showers, and hairless twink bodies with Lolisocks, no talk of conversion to devout, trad, religious living in any of the clips I saw.
Also, why would he be trying to convert Baked Alaska? Does he know his own "friend" so little, that he's unaware said friend already claims to be a devout Christian, and has done prayer streams?
 
At 2:07:40 he tries to explain away hanging out with catboy, Venti and i guess baked? By saying that the reason he was hanging out with them isnt because hes a lonely fuck without friends. No the reason is that hes trying to convert them to Christianity. Its like a catholic priest being caught with a gay prostitute, nah i wasnt trying to fuck him i swear! It was all about Jesus!
I regularly hang out with people I morally disagree with, but there are clear limits on how divergent our world views and behaviors are before I just can't stand them. From what Nick professes that limit at the absolute least should be overt faggotry in his case, yet he was perfectly fine hanging out with someone who streams his faggotry for all the world to see.
 
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I regularly hang out with people I morally disagree with, but there are clear limits on how divergent our world views and behaviors are before I just can't stand them. From what Nick professes that limit at the absolute least should be overt faggotry in his case, yet he was perfectly fine hanging out with someone who streams his faggotry for all the world to see.

tfw Richard "Mr. Implicit" Spencer is demonstrably more hetero than Single Nick. Dude makes Paul Joseph Watson look butch.
 
Alright, long time lurker, gonna contribute at least something.

BoxerShorts drama aside, Nick releases his response to Murdoch Murdoch.


Its rather short and he doesn't seem to have much to say. It was basically 'lol Murdoch-chan is a girl so why do I care?' despite dedicating a whole minute shit-talking them. I'm pretty Neutral on the whole Nick situation but this is such a weak response that none of his fans in the comments even acknowledge it unless he deletes any commemts. No "Haha my man Nick BTFOs Murcuck Murcuck!" or anything.

On a side note he said before to never reply to girls, never. On a proxy, Murdoch-chan is a female member of MM, isn't this technically a reply to Murdoch-chan aka a girl? 🤔
MM is a satirical take on /pol/ culture while also having truth to some of it, Of course Nick would not understand this since he just takes /pol/ at face value and parrots talking points while also wink wink IRONIC.

Nick can keep calling everyone fags but until he breeds with Venti and makes a super mutt there is never going to be proof he isnt a bumchum.
 
I regularly hang out with people I morally disagree with, but there are clear limits on how divergent our world views and behaviors are before I just can't stand them. From what Nick professes that limit at the absolute least should be overt faggotry in his case, yet he was perfectly fine hanging out with someone who streams his faggotry for all the world to see.
I know Milo interviewed Nick a while ago but does that mean Milo and Nick are friends or at least aligned with each other? I haven't seen the full interview and I'm not interested in seeing it but I wonder if they are. It seemed to be a relatively friendly interview between the two but I'm unsure if anyone can fact check me on it.

I know Lolisocks is an often sore point for Nick but I also remember before his date with Lolisocks he did an interview with Milo.
 
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Also I still I find it pretty cringeworthy seeing Nickers LARPing and acting that they're 100% True and Honest Traditional Catholics.
I can understand Nick himself being Catholic because of his Mexican (some claim he's a Spainard) roots, but most of his fans are Anglos who were probably raised on some form of Protestantism.
But since their prophet Nick is a Catholic, they'll claim they're Catholic too to score goodboy points from daddy himself or because it 'looks cooler' like Crusaders or something.
I think the catholicism is rooted in two things:
A) nu-/pol/ isn't very creative and Nick is just repurposing the whole "Deus Vult" Crusader LARP from 5-6 years ago to "fight degeneracy" of mainstream conservatism
and
B) This speaks to what @Kenobi was driving at, it serves as a form of plausible deniability for his behavior that seems completely contradictory to his worldview, driven by ego and a false sense of superiority.

I think as a whole, Nick is well into the typical political e-celeb/cow cycle: he's made a good lump of dough off of superchats/lemons/whatever the fuck is used to paypig these people these days despite doing fuck-all; he has a whole flock of high schoolers wearing his goofy merch (I'd expect to see some C&Ds come from certain streetwear brands in a bit); he's getting caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar with catboy dates and hanging out with grifters no one likes; and now he's committing the worst sin that an e-celeb can commit: he's taking his shit IRL.
 
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