Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

I think I'm going to need those headphones the folks in the military and airlines use to protect their eardrums from all the whaling I'll be hearing from the Left if this comes true : https://www.theblaze.com/news/president-trump-to-award-rush-limbaugh-the-medal-of-freedom-reports
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To prepare for the SOTU, I present the "Nancy Pelosi Sucks" pen, only $19.40.
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How will you tell your children and grandchildren about this important era in American history?
 
Media is sperging over Trumps acquittal. He isn't impeached after all.
Throwing in hooktube to remain neutral and avoid giving views. I'm phone posting, so editing is fucked too. Sorry about that.

That being said the result of said trial will result in a tsunami of salt.
 
@SotU...

VEry nice. Right after he says that the only victories that can happen in Washington are things that help the American people. Camera pans.... Only a smatering of Democrats stand and applaud. Camera zooms in, Schiff and Nadler looking red-faced, fidgetty, and disgruntled. What a nice moment.
 
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