She's use to getting fast food every single day. How is she going to abruptly stop doing that? Her excuse will be she's getting it for the kids but the temptation to eat some for herself will be too great. She will never stop fast food. Like Chantal has to eat fast food 3 times a day, Amy has to eat fast food when she gets it for the kids every day. Don't let her fool you. This time next year she will 500 + lbs
I'm glad her husband's not in her videos anymore. He's a smug ugly prick
I don't care if she buys it for herself. That's her own grave she's digging. But feeding your growing kids fast food every day is straight up child abuse. And, judging by the fact that none of them actually have a weight problem, I'm guessing that's all she feeds them. Any other food gets taken care of by Miah and Ali.
And that video of her exercising with her kids broke my heart. They were so excited to be doing something with mommy and she spent all of her time eye fucking the camera. When Esra almost tipped the chair over, my heart skipped a beat but Amy didn't even notice. Then when she was crying, Amy did manage to rub her leg -- but wouldn't even stop her shitty, lame exercise "routine" to comfort her kid. Miah did the comforting. He held her and when she was climbing back onto the chair and it looked like it was going to tip over again, he held on to it to make sure it didn't. The only sliver of hope these kids have is that they are getting mothering from their older brother, at least. But poor Miah. He has no one to look after him.
Amy will see her "nutritionist" tomorrow and is quite twitterpated. All 6 nipples fully erect. She's going to let Amy feel food! Ali is home on a Tuesday. Wonder what that's about. Three snouts. Her gooey girlcrush on Cupcake 2.0 is fucking hilarious.
-Blahcome blah to my BLAH BLAH!!!!
-Please susscribe so you know when she is live
-Has not been live in a long time
-Will try to be live soon
-SO BUSY OMG BUSY!!!!
-DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME!!!!
-Kids always running around
-As soo as she is live kids go crazy
-Dad is home right now (on a Tuesday? Wonder why)
-SO she gets to be on camerAaAaAaaaa!!!!
-Thank you guyses for the heartburn advice
-Legit could not eat
-Did not want to eat
-COULDN'T EAT!!!!
-Called the doc to ask why is heartburn
-They never called her back
-Nurse called this morneeng
-Said heartburn is because meds
-Yay
-YES those are all the pills she takes
-As weight goes down meds will go down
-Definitely
-Because then she won't have high BP or thyroid issues
-Nurse told her to get Pepcid
-The other ones were $25!!!!
-Didn't rillize until she returned them
-She took one and her heartburn went away
-Now she doesn't have heartburn
-Brefass: cottage cheese two slices of pear
-Lunch: spinnage wrap
-Had turkey on it
-With um...
- ... veshubul spread!!!!
-Ali went to get a soda for himself
-Amy did not get a soda for hermself
-Got her ice water
-Is safe to be able to drink water drops
-It fills like a treat
-Went to Wommart and got Peppid
-Peppid helped
-Does not know what to do about heartburn long term
-DOES NOT WANT TO DILL WITH IT!!!!
-Does not know how Peppid takes away heartburn
-BECAUSE IT ISN'T FROM FOOD!!!!
-Not comfortable going off Metformin to stop the heartburn
-Because she needs it for her barely beetus
-IS TRYEENG!!!!
-Trying not working out well for her
-Sees the "nutritionist" tomorrow
-Excited
-WOOO WOOOO!!!!
-She emelled Amy and she called Amy!!!!
-Told her a minu
-Fish and veshabul blend
-Whole wheat... pasta????
-Nutritionist worked RILLY hard on it
-Has food in her office you can fill
-Will teach her how to read labels
-She will learn what all that means on nutrition labels!!!!
-Does not know what the labels mean
-Was never taught what labels mean
-Soduims
-Wants to fill the food
-And put the food on plates
-Then the "nutritionist" will critique her plate creation
-Amy would put steak, mashed potatoes and french fries on the plate
-BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT RESTAURANTS DO!!!!
-The "nutritionist" will prolly tell her to have steak, french fries, and veshabuls
-EXCITING TO SEE HOW SHE WILL PUT PLATES TOGETHER!!!!
-"Nutritionist" will tell her desserts
-Heathy desserts
-AND THEN SHE WILL WRITE A LIST!!!!
-Excited
-Rilly rilly
-RILLY
-Excited
-They RILLY clicked
-YAAAAAAAAYYYY
-INNYWAYS
-Will go make a snack now for her and "the babies"
-And Jeremiah
-BYE BYE
Important note to thread participants: Yes, Amy reads her thread. Directly addressing her ("hi, Amy" and whatnot etc.) is not nearly as cute as you think. Don't. It's unbecoming the high quality shitposters we are.
Important note to thread participants part ii: Amyisms are becoming a plague that is infecting other threads like typhoid. Let's try and keep them contained here and used at a minimum outside of recaps.
I dunno. I've had thyroid problems all my life and not once have I ever been told that it'll go away by losing weight. Also, I've eaten at a shit ton of restaurants too, ordered a hell of a lot of steak and never once have I gotten both fries AND mashed on the plate. Always one or the other. She just ordering both??????
Welcome! Great post but I doubt you are all done. Once you get su
She better get busy with making sure he is completely potty trained. I am sure he will be assessed and put in special ed services for speech, behavior, hygiene and for learning basic things like colors, and such. She should be ashamed that she is a stayhome mom with children who are so undomesticated and uneducated.
You can bet she will be getting pissed a lot when the teachers dont tolerate omars behavior and when they tell amy that he needs special ed services.
I had to stop watching her over a year ago, is Omar seriously not potty trained yet? I remember her "trying" in 2018 and she just gave up because he refused to do it.
What's the difference between fast food and chicken nuggets and frozen pizza because that's what she's feeding her kids. I watched one video of her and she's feeding her kids pretzel sticks and the kids are dipping them in a bucket of frosting. That's the shit Amy eats. I hope Miah is getting a school lunch because at least he's getting one healthy meal a day. Her earlier grocery hauls give you a better idea what the kids eat. She won't show that sort of shit anymore because of the hate shes getting now
Every single time I tune into her channel it’s like suspension of disbelief. Here’s a 500-lb Muslim woman dancing in her living room with a skunk circling her feet. It’s like something out of a movie.
Imagine that you are part of a writing team tasked with coming up with a new Adult Swim cartoon. This is your pitch. it goes around the table, and questions are asked:
"A skunk? A skunk named Sebastian?"
"Yeah man, a fucking skunk."
"Ok, and the husband is a shifty used car gypsy?"
"Totally, and oily too. Oily Ali. And they completely subsist on fast food, and the smaller children are savage cavemongs. She ignores everyone and continuously babbles at herself on her smartphone, just like Hanks and that volleyball in Castaway. Oh, and they have a car-toilet."
"I like it Bill, but it still needs something. Ideas people?"
- pause -
"She stays up all night doing tranny chat!"
"Sold. Greenlight this one Bill. We got a winner people."
What's the difference between fast food and chicken nuggets and frozen pizza because that's what she's feeding her kids. I watched one video of her and she's feeding her kids pretzel sticks and the kids are dipping them in a bucket of frosting. That's the shit Amy eats. I hope Miah is getting a school lunch because at least he's getting one healthy meal a day. Her earlier grocery hauls give you a better idea what the kids eat. She won't show that sort of shit anymore because of the hate shes getting now
The shitty thing is she’s not the only one. Plenty of pigs will co-sign her feeding her kids an exclusively crap diet because they do it too. And these lazy, good for absolutely fucking nothing parents want everyone else to pick up the tab for trying to fix their entire family’s horrendous health.
I think the doctor gave her a variety of advice and diagnoses, which went through the Amy filter to produce this.
Dr: "Amy, you are very overweight. Your hormone levels are not normal now, but they might resolve if you lose weight."
Amy: "I can cure my thyroid by losing weight."
Also, I kind of hate that I assume everything is a lie, because what scammers like the Scamadans do is mix lies with the truth, so when someone accuses them of lying about something serious(and they are lying about it), they will say "oh but you said I lied about "x" but I was telling the truth and here is the proof "insert proof here", so how can you call me a liar now??? ", and that's how they con their victims, they don't go for the smart ones who understand the game that is being played, they go for the real idiots who will believe "the mean old trolls are sooooo cruel to me, they call me a liar all the time, they said I lied about this but here is the proof I didn't, therefore everything I say is the truth"
In bed at night, it is sometimes a comforting thing to reach out with your foot to remind yourself that you aren't alone in the cold, cold world. Can you imagine what it would be like to be met with those dreadful clamshell toenails under the covers? Shiver me timbers.
In bed at night, it is sometimes a comforting thing to reach out with your foot to remind yourself that you aren't alone in the cold, cold world. Can you imagine what it would be like to be met with those dreadful clamshell toenails under the covers? Shiver me timbers.
I don't think you would need to be reminded that you are not alone when sleeping next to Amy, let's make a list of things that would make you beg to be alone.
1. Her untreated sleep apnea, the snoring can wake the dead.
2. She's almost 500 pounds. If she's in the bed, the whole bed will lean to one side and you are forced to roll into her.
3. The smell. You know you would want to rip your own nose off for some semblance of escape.
4. The room will be filled with trash, probably the bed too.
5. Incontinence. You know everyone close to that size has problems.
6. The temperature. It's going to be both an inferno from her body heat and a blizzard from the fans attempting to cool her down.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would rather sleep on the lawn than share a room with Amy.
WHY does she feed her kids 'garbage food' as she calls it, if SHE won't eat it??? Or is it just so they get some sort of food that day? How hard can it be to fix little kids some decent food?
WHY does she feed her kids 'garbage food' as she calls it, if SHE won't eat it??? Or is it just so they get some sort of food that day? How hard can it be to fix little kids some decent food?
Probably for the same reason the kids were outside in winter weather without proper clothing - only Amy is important. She is incapable of putting anyone else's needs ahead of or even equal to her own.
