🐱 Black History Month Is for White People

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I don’t know a lot about white history.

I also don’t know much about green bean casserole, Creedence Clearwater Revival or shampoo-and-conditioner-in-one. I am, however, familiar with seasoned salt, the nuances of Blue Magic vs. Dax vs. Pink Oil Lotion, and the musical stylings of Frankie Beverly and Maze.



And, unlike many of my educated white counterparts, I know a lot about American history.

As someone who was raised around black people and partially homeschooled, the American history I learned included the understanding that the Constitution counted me as a fraction of a human being; that the Founding Fathers enshrined the enslavement of people who looked like me into that document; and that, at one point, half of the population of this country decided they’d rather stop being Americans than cancel the 246th consecutive season of slavery.


It was only recently that I came to the realization that most Americans don’t learn history in chronological order. We teach children about the bravery of George Washington and the genius of Thomas Jefferson before we even broach the subject of the peculiar institution that started 150 years before there was a Declaration of Independence.

Every third-grader in America knows the name of the Mayflower, but very few are ever taught about the White Lion and the Treasurer, which brought the first enslaved Africans to the English colonies in 1619. According to a report by the Southern Poverty Law Center, nine out of 10 high school seniors either incorrectly identified or openly admitted they weren’t sure of what caused the Civil War. Two-thirds (68 percent) of high school seniors don’t know that it took a constitutional amendment to formally end slavery.


This past October, Caucasian HBO subscribers were stunned to learn about the terrorist attack on Tulsa, Oklahoma, while the Greenwood Massacre was commonly known in Black America. I guess white people thought Game’s Black Wall Streetrecord label was so clever!

This is not black history. This is American history.

In fact, black history is more American than the alternative version of white history that is almost based on a true story. This fictionalized version of our national past not only lends itself to ignorance; it also perpetuates the false narrative of American exceptionalism and fuels misconceptions of our present state of being.


For instance, people might reconsider our gun laws if they understood that the Second Amendment was included in the Bill of Rights to convince Virginia slaveowners, who were afraid of slave revolts and armed black soldiers, to ratify the Constitution. If they knew how Chicago’s street gangs were modeled after Irish “athletic clubs” that fueled the 1919 race riot and shaped Illinois politics, they might not wonder about the gang violence in Chicago.

If they knew about the white supremacist attempt to overthrow the government during Reconstruction, they might think differently about protecting Confederate statues such as New Orleans’ Battle of Liberty Place Monument, whose original inscription reads:

McEnery and Penn having been elected governor and lieutenant-governor by the white people, were duly installed by this overthrow of carpetbag government, ousting the usurpers, Governor Kellogg (white) and Lieutenant-Governor Antoine (colored).
United States troops took over the state government and reinstated the usurpers but the national election of November 1876 recognized white supremacy in the South and gave us our state.


If schools taught the history of redlining, no one would wonder why black schools are underfunded or black neighborhoods are poor. If they knew about how Southern racists left the Democratic party and formed the Dixiecrat party to protest integration and anti-lynching laws, they wouldn’t wonder why black people think the Republican party is considered to be the party of racism.

If they understood that Martin Luther King Jr. said more about white privilege, white moderates, and police brutality than he ever said about having dreams, they wouldn’t pretend to know what “MLK would have wanted.” If they had any idea that most white people had a negative opinion of the anti-lynching movement, the Civil Rights movement, Black suffrage, the March on Washington, the Black Power movement and theBlack Lives Matter movement, they wouldn’t ever wonder why no one gives a fuck what white people think of black protest.


So, to protect the fragile ego of white America, we lie to kids and tell them Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves; that the Founding Fathers weren’t white supremacists; that slave owners weren’t racist because things were “different back then”; that the Confederate flag is part of Southern heritage;and that Martin Luther King never blamed white people for the shit that white people did.

That’s not American history. That’s white history.

And the people who point out the differences between this fictionalized great American folk tale and the truth don’t hate America. They are armed with the ability to look beyond the fantasy of our national narrative and see a complex, nuanced story where freedom simultaneously exists alongside oppression. The hypocrisy of “All men are created equal” is neither damning nor excusable. It just is.


And that’s why Black History month exists.

Don’t get me wrong. Knowing where you come from is important. But, perhaps if white people read “Honest” Abraham Lincoln’s letter explaining that he has never been “in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the black and white races,” they wouldn’t bristle at the notion that they could be a good person while still upholding the tenets of white supremacy. Perhaps they would do more to dismantle the system if they knew how America intentionally embedded inequality in its political, social, and financial institutions.


Every black person in America is acutely aware that there has never been liberty and justice for all.
White people?
They get 28 days.
Because we’re feeling generous, we’ll throw in an extra day this year.
You’re welcome.
 
I call Shennanigans. Using both the root and Michael Harriot for baitposts is cheating since its literally just a nappy haired Daily Stormer with worse edgememes and the author is literally just a less charismatic Gazi Kodzo
 
Those damn white racist devils:

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"dismantle institutions" how about writing what and exactly what to fix you stupid fucking piece of shit for a journalist.
Now I know why my grandpa isn't listening to any progressive shit for years.
 
Those damn white racist devils:

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"dismantle institutions" how about writing what and exactly what to fix you stupid fucking piece of shit for a journalist.
Now I know why my grandpa isn't listening to any progressive shit for years.
Fun fact: Whenever somebody babbles about "dismantling systems and institutions because muh [INSERT BIGOTRY HERE] violence" or general "decolonisation" buzzwords you can immediately write them off as either a mindless consoomer/regurgitator of buzzwords or a disingenuous woke-edgelord, since this whole concept is literally just...

"Every facet of society is irreversibly evil and bigoted by virtue of bigoted laws and social norms once being in effect, even if such laws and norms are long gone and utterly absent today, and you must voluntarily abolish all forms of government, laws, businesses, and private institutions and cede all power and money to me and people like me to remake society it as we see fit"

Which TLDR is....

"I want the results of a violent revolution, but dont want to do shit to get it other than whine on the internet"
 
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"the false narrative of American exceptionalism"

Mother fucker, we put a man on the Moon, something no other civilization in the history of mankind has done, is there not something special about America?

Anyway, this is the same old "glass half empty" view of America, it's all in how you look at it, you can give the Founding Fathers flak over slavery, or you can look at them as the men who got the ball rolling on slavery's eventual end with the whole crazy idea that men should be free, you can look at the Confederacy as the "real America" or you can look at America as the country that fought a war to end slavery and stop the Confederacy.

Basically you can look at America as a country that had problems and worked hard to solve those problems, thus proving our worth, or you can look at it as because America had those problems in the first place, that makes it always worthless, because as we all know Rome was built in a day and there's no point in trying to make the world a better place because assholes will always be able to whine about when things were worse.

I just don't know what these assholes seem to expect, human progress was not perfect from day 1? Wow, no fucking shit.
 
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When did any American history class say slave owners weren't racist? :stress:

If that many high school seniors don't know about the 13th amendment, perhaps take that as a sign that the American school system is failing them and it's going to get worse until 19th century Russian serfs seem more educated. That's a tragedy for everyone but the most powerful.
 
So, to protect the fragile ego of white America, we lie to kids and tell them Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves; that the Founding Fathers weren’t white supremacists; that slave owners weren’t racist because things were “different back then”; that the Confederate flag is part of Southern heritage; and that Martin Luther King never blamed white people for the shit that white people did.
I like how white people in America are the ones who are accused of being fragile, but if you even argue for saying 'nigga' on any popular social media website, you'll always be dared by someone to try and say that word in a predominantly black neighborhood. They'll tell you that a black person will assault or murder you for just saying one rude word to them, but then say white people are the fragile ones.
 
I mean, Black History Month is pointless. But not because of racism, but because people who care about race too much are never satisfied to begin with. So why even try?

It's pointless because I already know about MLK, Jr., Rosa Parks, George Washington Carver/Peanut Butter Nigga, and Harriet Tubman.

I like how white people in America are the ones who are accused of being fragile, but if you even argue for saying 'nigga' on any popular social media website, you'll always be dared by someone to try and say that word in a predominantly black neighborhood. They'll tell you that a black person will assault or murder you for just saying one rude word to them, but then say white people are the fragile ones.

Just as liberal white women with blue hair will lecture at you not to lecture them.

SJWs always project.
 
nine out of 10 high school seniors either incorrectly identified or openly admitted they weren’t sure of what caused the Civil War.

Historians are still arguing over this very thing today and we expect teenagers to weigh in with their learned opinions? At least some of them admit to their ignorance; contrary to popular belief that's often the most intelligent position to take on a matter.
 
The absolute state of my black victimization bros:

YOUR OWN FUCKING MONTH DEDICATED TO YOUR OWN FUCKING HISTORY IDEALIZED BY FUCKING CARTER G. WOODSON, A BLACK GUY, IS APPARENTLY FOR FUCKING WHITEY BECAUSE APPARENTLY EDUCATED WHITES DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE MOST TAUGHT THING IN HISTORY CLASSES ALL OVER AND YET YOU STILL FEEL LIKE WHITEY OWNS YOU.
 
nine out of 10 high school seniors either incorrectly identified or openly admitted they weren’t sure of what caused the Civil War.

Which means they didn't just say "Slavery" and move on, something that would probably tank their grades in most cases. It was a bait question lol:

17. Which was the reason the South seceded from the Union?
a. To preserve states’ rights
b. To preserve slavery
c. To protest taxes on imported goods
d. To avoid rapid industrialization
e. Not sure

Nine/10 is the weirdest way to write that. Say 9/10 or nine out of ten!

For instance, people might reconsider our gun laws if they understood that the Second Amendment was included in the Bill of Rights to convince Virginia slaveowners, who were afraid of slave revolts and armed black soldiers, to ratify the Constitution

[Citation Needed]. Even if true it isn't like that is...relevant at all. "Do you like being able to protect yourself with firearms?" "Oh golly yes!" "Well did you know that the second amendment was put in to stop slave revolts?" "Oh wow I didn't I guess that means you can have my gun now"

When did any American history class say slave owners weren't racist? :stress:

If that many high school seniors don't know about the 13th amendment, perhaps take that as a sign that the American school system is failing them and it's going to get worse until 19th century Russian serfs seem more educated. That's a tragedy for everyone but the most powerful.

It was a multiple choice test, most of the people who got it wrong probably chose the Emancipation Proclamation under the assumption it formally ended slavery.
 
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The absolute state of my black victimization bros:

YOUR OWN FUCKING MONTH DEDICATED TO YOUR OWN FUCKING HISTORY IDEALIZED BY FUCKING CARTER G. WOODSON, A BLACK GUY, IS APPARENTLY FOR FUCKING WHITEY BECAUSE APPARENTLY EDUCATED WHITES DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE MOST TAUGHT THING IN HISTORY CLASSES ALL OVER AND YET YOU STILL FEEL LIKE WHITEY OWNS YOU.
You just have to shuck and jive, don't you?
 
[Citation Needed]. Even if true it isn't like that is...relevant at all. "Do you like being able to protect yourself with firearms?" "Oh golly yes!" "Well did you know that the second amendment was put in to stop slave revolts?" "Oh wow I didn't I guess that means you can have my gun now"
I don't remember reading that as their intention in the Federalist Papers. It's mostly just stuff about citizen militias having the power to assert themselves against the government to prevent abuse and tyranny. Lexington, Concord, Paul Revere, Shot Heard Around the World, that whole thing.

But it's Let's Make Up Shit and Pass it off as History Month, so whatever.
 
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