Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Uncle Frank from Hellraiser would be creeped out by Kevin.

 

[SqueakyClean]

Somebody asks him how long you have to separate your crotch scab and he's just like, yeah! For the rest of your life! If he doesn't join the others in the 41 club, he's doomed to be a crusty old man caring for a 40+ year old wound. How is it even possible to delude yourself into thinking it's a good idea? It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many "retards" that would pay money for a wound that never heals.

 

[Arcadia]

Wow, he’s an erotic target location error poster boy. Wants to sex a thing —> desires to become the thing he wants to sex

attracted to women—> autogynephilia (troon)
Attracted to children —> autopedophilia (little)
Atracted to pets —> autozoophilia (furry)

quick somebody get him into suffocation porn and I’ll get a bingo with “autoerotic asphyxiation”.

The thing I don’t get is he calls himself a lesbian and claims to be attracted to women but only has sex with other trans women who aren’t even close to passing (so men). It’s like he’s done profound mental gymnastics just to end up being a gay man lmao

 

[Vapewizard]

I don't get how he can say "Just assume it works like a cis woman's vagina" while also admitting he will have to dilate for the rest of his life, as if he's not aware that most actual women will never ever have to dilate once in their entire lives.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I don't get how he can say "Just assume it works like a cis woman's vagina" while also admitting he will have to dilate for the rest of his life, as if he's not aware that most actual women will never ever have to dilate once in their entire lives.

I also don't get how he can talk about pelvic floor muscles. As far as I know, that stink ditch is just a hole. There's no muscle there to control the "vagina" walls. That's why they have to dilate to keep it forced open. It's nothing more than a wound that is never allowed to heal. Are they just pretending that they've got super tight muscles and that's why they have to pry open their "vag" several times a day? Do they really not know anything about female anatomy? All that info is on the web. How can they not know how a neo "vag" is different from the real thing? I can't decide if they are just stupid, delusional, or lying sacks of shit when they say stuff like this.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

troon ranch relocation update
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Wouldn't it be expensive to move, what, 80-something alpacas; where are they getting the money for that?

 

[Actual Transphobe]

I also don't get how he can talk about pelvic floor muscles. As far as I know, that stink ditch is just a hole. There's no muscle there to control the "vagina" walls. That's why they have to dilate to keep it forced open. It's nothing more than a wound that is never allowed to heal. Are they just pretending that they've got super tight muscles and that's why they have to pry open their "vag" several times a day? Do they really not know anything about female anatomy? All that info is on the web. How can they not know how a neo "vag" is different from the real thing? I can't decide if they are just stupid, delusional, or lying sacks of shit when they say stuff like this.

Spoiler: Kegel Information from wiki

"In women, they are responsible for: holding up the human bladder, preventing urinary stress incontinence, vaginal and uterine prolapse. In men, these muscles are responsible for: urinary continence, fecal continence, and ejaculation."

The differences for the sexes are clear cut, the common denominator being urinary incontinence.
Kevin, your neo-vag is an open wound trying to heal, it is nothing like a real vagina, your body is not meant to work with carved out hole between your legs. You should've kept your micro penis.

 

[DarkWestern]

Bored at work, let's get some more lolcow memes/art going!

[ The meat is just a Google result for 'moldy meat' ]

 

[grandpasatan]

I don't get how he can say "Just assume it works like a cis woman's vagina" while also admitting he will have to dilate for the rest of his life, as if he's not aware that most actual women will never ever have to dilate once in their entire lives.

This dude lives in 100% pure (gross) fantasy. Nothing about him is real: He's not a woman, he's not a widdle toddler, he's not some anthropomorphic sex animal from DeviantArt, he's not in a relationship with "other girls", and he's definitely not cute, but he insists all of that make up the fabric of every single stupid, useless day of his life.

What really pisses me off about this is, if you want to be a weirdo, fine. Be a weirdo. But when they tie this sloppy, under-socialized, selfish mental illness to LGBT and women's issues when it's really only a complex kink from an unsorted mind, but if we don't act out/support their perverted fantasies with them, then we're bigots. Fuck that. These are boring, portly middle-aged white guys who have never had a personality or a purpose, and now we're being forced to "take them seriously" because of this trend. This is the first time in their lives they have any attention or have been flirted with, sad as their flirting is.

It's all nuts, even if you surgically remove them.

 

[francesco]

What do these people live off of? Kevin clearly doesn't have a job as he's to busy tweeting and dilating. As somebody earlier mentioned, the ranch can't possibly be profitable enough to sustain them. I don't think any of them qualify for social security.
Do some members of the polycule have jobs? Do they have money saved?

 

[CHING CHONG FWIED WICE]

I hate how cute he tries to make all of his fetishes sound with all the cutesy talk (if that makes sense). Like "gosh I just want -insert vile images here- uwu"

I've always found that to be so irritating, idk it just adds to the creep factor talking about depraved shit in a 'cute' and 'girly' way.

Bored at work, let's get some more lolcow memes/art going!

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[ The meat is just a Google result for 'moldy meat' ]

lol that's pretty good

What do these people live off of? Kevin clearly doesn't have a job as he's to busy tweeting and dilating. As somebody earlier mentioned, the ranch can't possibly be profitable enough to sustain them. I don't think any of them qualify for social security.
Do some members of the polycule have jobs? Do they have money saved?

That's what I'm also wondering. It's hilarious, an alpaca farm run by irresponsible mentally ill troons, can't wait to see how this fails spectacularly

 

[neverendingmidi]

I've always found that to be so irritating, idk it just adds to the creep factor talking about depraved shit in a 'cute' and 'girly' way.


lol that's pretty good


That's what I'm also wondering. It's hilarious, an alpaca farm run by irresponsible mentally ill troons, can't wait to see how this fails spectacularly

Then we’ll have the ASPCA saga.

 

[Shield Breaker]

What do these people live off of? Kevin clearly doesn't have a job as he's to busy tweeting and dilating. As somebody earlier mentioned, the ranch can't possibly be profitable enough to sustain them. I don't think any of them qualify for social security.
Do some members of the polycule have jobs? Do they have money saved?

I guarantee that they have disability benefits because of a bunch of made up problems. People milk it all of the time.

 

[stupid fuck]

Kev being a simp, despite cutting off his peen

and then this hilarious exchange


more lmaos


and here we see Kevin exhibiting his remarkable ability to sexualise fucking everything

 

[s0mbra]

"I knew I'd find horrible shit if I googled my name"
Gee, I wonder why?????????

 

[Azafran90]

"See ladies? I'm totes one of you! also I'm a sad sack of pus who fetishizes victimhood UwU!!"

 

[0 0]

troon ranch relocation update
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Kev being repulsive
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troon cult indoctrination
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i like how you can sense Kev's hackles raise and his tone turn defensive the moment someone innocuously questions the function of his frankenvag. i wonder how much of the prickly attitude in that last exchange was due to a perceived slight against his true & honest female status, and how much was simply his repressed loathing/jealousy of women oozing out of him? i notice that his Q&A sessions with other troons are usually full of emojis and uwus.



first result googling "Kevin Gibes"
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I could've sworn Kevin said constant dilation was just a "myth" and it eventually no longer becomes necessary. This is just nonsense:

That methodology is wrong more often than it is right. The only instance this would prove true is the comparison that a neovagina and actual vagina are tunneling holes. Musculature, self-cleaning, homeostasis, lubrication, hormonal influence, and pretty much anything you can imagine as common for the real deal is impossible with a neovagina. My personal method of "imagine a wound" is more correct. A wound is numb, tries to heal, worsens under irritation or physical stress, and is easily infected. Guess what a neovagina does.

On the topic of "Googling things about Kevin," this is what a search of his trans persona results in:

"Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" doesn't give this thread as a first result, but it is on the first page. Oddly, the quoted post is me telling a user how to multiquote.

Kev being a simp, despite cutting off his peen
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and then this hilarious exchange
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more lmaos
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and here we see Kevin exhibiting his remarkable ability to sexualise fucking everything
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Nice.

Kevin, for being somebody who claims to have been a hardcore 4channing /b/tard and internet expert, you should realize that people call any random person "dude." Even if they actually do reserve that response to men, the default assumption is generally that the person you're speaking to is a man. That also doesn't change the fact that this guy is right anyway.

To finish, I'm adding "Star Treck" to the list of fetishes and things Kevin has sexualized.

 

[CHING CHONG FWIED WICE]

"I knew I'd find horrible shit if I googled my name"
Gee, I wonder why?????????

He'd find his own twitter? lol

Kev being a simp, despite cutting off his peen
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and then this hilarious exchange
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more lmaos
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and here we see Kevin exhibiting his remarkable ability to sexualise fucking everything
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But seriously what an absolute faggot, "Not a dude. Reported for misgendering" cracked me up. That part about never googling yourself is pretty funny. He knows of the thread so I doubt he can resist the urge to lurk it for long if not already. Hi Kevin! You're a MAN

 

[Shield Breaker]

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I could've sworn Kevin said constant dilation was just a "myth" and it eventually no longer becomes necessary. This is just nonsense:

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That methodology is wrong more often than it is right. The only instance this would prove true is the comparison that a neovagina and actual vagina are tunneling holes. Musculature, self-cleaning, homeostasis, lubrication, hormonal influence, and pretty much anything you can imagine as common for the real deal is impossible with a neovagina. My personal method of "imagine a wound" is more correct. A wound is numb, tries to heal, worsens under irritation or physical stress, and is easily infected. Guess what a neovagina does.

On the topic of "Googling things about Kevin," this is what a search of his trans persona results in:

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"Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" doesn't give this thread as a first result, but it is on the first page. Oddly, the quoted post is me telling a user how to multiquote.

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Nice.

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Kevin, for being somebody who claims to have been a hardcore 4channing /b/tard and internet expert, you should realize that people call any random person "dude." Even if they actually do reserve that response to men, the default assumption is generally that the person you're speaking to is a man. That also doesn't change the fact that this guy is right anyway.

To finish, I'm adding "Star Treck" to the list of fetishes and things Kevin has sexualized.

No need to keep a list. If he knows about it, he sexualizes it.

 

[TaterBot]

Interesting new one to watch. So much potential for disaster. Because disaster there will be.