Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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RealGarrisonCartoon said:
See it's funny because the world won't stop changing around you. It's terrifying because the world will absolutely not stop changing even as you get older and culture won't stop changing. So a thread that in the middle sort of was about Lowtax being a wife beating freak and as such a valid concern to any sane person rapidly morphed into a bunch of aging guys who are very mad about the whole gender nonsense., which is definitely fucking nonsense because look at how ugly all these damn nerds in dresses are haha. Because if you can't control a society where you are rapidly becoming obsolete and nobody gives a shit about your beliefs or prejudices or even existence you still have somethingawful, the comedy forum from 2001.

If we try hard enough we can STILL control JUST THIS ONE THING fellas and then we won't be old or creepy or have stupid opinions that would get us fired or ostracized from "the young folk"
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I presume you are one of the trannies from SA, your posting style is similar to some of them.

You will never be female and neither will any of those other demented shut-ins over there. The world isn't changing, you are just becoming more and more detached from reality as you retreat into you own little bubble of batshit insanity.
 
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trent said:
I presume you are one of the trannies from SA, your posting style is similar to some of them.

You will never be female and neither will any of those other demented shut-ins over there. The world isn't changing, you are just becoming more and more detached from reality as you retreat into you own little bubble of batshit insanity.
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She is Ashley Hutsell. She has a thread where she usually chimps out with sock puppets until banned for autism.

 
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AnOminous said:
The only trans people I've ever met irl are nothing remotely like SA troons, which are a creepy fucked up subculture unique to themselves, although there's crossover and similarity with RetardEra, tumblr, and Twitter troons. It's almost bizarre how these troons are so uniformly horrible when you can also see "normal" trans forums like Susan's Place where everyone acts like normal humans on a normal forum.
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Yeah, I met a total of two transgenders pre-Clown World. They were great people and I thought it was interesting, how they decided to take charge and change something they felt was fundamentally wrong with them.

And then Clown World kicked off, and we've got troons shitting up internet communities. They're just insane bullies taking advantage of an extreme political correctness trend in order to push other people around and get their way. That's why you see extremely creepy, bold actions like Jonathan Yaniv trying to get his testicles waxed and lunatic parents forcing hormones down their children's throats. They can just get away with it, because standing up to them puts you at risk of getting labeled a bigot and fired from your job, and having your social media accounts silenced.

That's why transgenders and troons are differentiated.
 
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Fatal Cardiac Infarction said:
If you would like a cringe, apparently lowtax was once chummy with the rifftrax guys, you know, a good portion of the old MST3K crew? Yeah those guys. He was even a guest on their first live show and it's practically unwatchable unfunny. They had some something awful style "funny adverts" and he is so obviously uncomfortable it is really hilarious. They changed the format of their lives shows after that, presumably because the first one was abominably awful and lowtax was no longer welcome on stage with them.
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I went to one of those, they ran Lowtax's Flour and Grain Expo advert. I think the movie they did was Manos the Hand of Fate, or maybe it was Plan Nine from Outer Space. They talked about Lowtax being there, and then he didn't appear at all save for at the end. When the movie was over and the Rifftrax crew was bowing to the audience, Lowtax ran onto the stage with them for a brief moment. He didn't bow, and he was talking on his phone the entire fucking time he was up there. It was atrocious.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
I went to one of those, they ran Lowtax's Flour and Grain Expo advert. I think the movie they did was Manos the Hand of Fate, or maybe it was Plan Nine from Outer Space. They talked about Lowtax being there, and then he didn't appear at all save for at the end. When the movie was over and the Rifftrax crew was bowing to the audience, Lowtax ran onto the stage with them for a brief moment. He didn't bow, and he was talking on his phone the entire fucking time he was up there. It was atrocious.
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It was Manos I believe, and it still runs on Pluto.tv, including the Lowtax ending.
 
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Lowtax is on the fade again, funny how the cycle goes. When he chooses to pay attention, he's all over the Leper's Colon, just making or approving bans. Then bloop, he's gone, hasn't posted anything since the 2nd.

It'd be some really hilarious shit if he's withdrawing from his own forums and social media, because Logan's also done with his ass and breaking off whatever tenuous bodily fluid exchange relationship they had.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
Lowtax is on the fade again, funny how the cycle goes. When he chooses to pay attention, he's all over the Leper's Colon, just making or approving bans. Then bloop, he's gone, hasn't posted anything since the 2nd.

It'd be some really hilarious shit if he's withdrawing from his own forums and social media, because Logan's also done with his ass and breaking off whatever tenuous bodily fluid exchange relationship they had.
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This whole entertaining shit show was due to new pussy awakening Lowtax from his stupor and then fueled by extra adderall and maybe some meth or coke too thanks to Mormon party girl.

The amazingly terrible decisions and manic drama posting spree point to new girlfriend euphoria and ramped up the amphetamine abuse while “partying” together. Let’s face it, what else were they going to do sitting around in Lowtax’s McMansion for a week? Two minutes of sex left them with 10,078 empty minutes together.

Leafwife’s decision to gtfo just was jet fuel on the dumpster fire.

Lowtax and Bogan probably blew through most of their stash during Bogan’s visit so now he’s hibernating. Hard to do anything when you don’t have speed to balance out the xanax and pain pill comas.

I am curious if Bogan spilt once she found out Lowtax’s girlfriend was actually a non-paid, volunteer position or if they’re in the “trying to work things out” phase.

Who will be the first to suicide bait the other? I’m going to put my money on Bogan
 
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Fatal Cardiac Infarction said:
I'm almost 100% certain it was the plan nine show, however Manos was the second one they did so it could be there are two lowtax floppers out there.
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The Manos live show had some rando appear on stage at the end. I believe that was a result of whoever that was threatening to sue Rifftraxx over some rights claim. Having him come up on stage was part of the settlement I believe. Going on memory here.


I DISTINCTLY remember them showing a cartoon narrated Lowtax' daughter. That might have been the Jack and the Giant Killer live show?
 
Slur Slurry said:
I wonder if he's went quite because his lawyer found out about the shit he was posting? Someone important must have told him to stfu considering he found a thread that has cost him all that money entertaining.
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Impossible. Great legal mind Rich Kyanka informed us before that his lawyer approved publicly posting on the internet about having his mail-order bride's paperwork locked up in the safe she can't access the contents of. Since his lawyer ASSURED him that publically posting about threatening to get his wife deported, there is no reason for that lawyer to tell him to stop making public social media posts about how much of a bitch his illegal immigrant bitch of an ex is.
 
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Slur Slurry said:
I wonder if he's went quite because his lawyer found out about the shit he was posting? Someone important must have told him to stfu considering he found a thread that has cost him all that money entertaining.
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I'm thinking maybe he sobered up for half a second and realized that all the retard shit he posts online is maybe a bad idea for his court case and for his income. Either that or he's just been getting completely obliterated on box wine and pills for the last 5 days and hasn't physically been able to use a computer.
 
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Slur Slurry said:
I wonder if he's went quite because his lawyer found out about the shit he was posting? Someone important must have told him to stfu considering he found a thread that has cost him all that money entertaining.
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If by lawyer you mean his mom, maybe, but doubtful. I’m sure she decided 20 years ago to just to ignore all the retarded shit her son does online.

No boomer divorce attorney is going to waste time perusing a two-bit client’s SM or worry about him doing stupid BS. There’s not enough time in the day for Divorce lawyers to keep track of all the stupid shit their clients do. gave him the standard advice he gives every client, “stfu” and won’t be the wiser about anything Lowtax has said or done until Leafwife’s attorney shoves it in his face in a filing
NavyGuzzler said:
Gimme a break, the only thing that fool is withdrawing from is benzos and alcohol. He'll be back as soon as he re-ups.
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This is by far the most likely reason, the drug fueled honeymoon with Bogan is over and Lowtax needs to lick his wounds, sleep and get fatter. When some scripts are refilled or Patreon hits the bank he might perk up.
 
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Slur Slurry said:
I wonder if he's went quite because his lawyer found out about the shit he was posting? Someone important must have told him to stfu considering he found a thread that has cost him all that money entertaining.
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Suddenly going silent after a manic period of flailing around fucking things up is pretty standard Lowtax Cycle.
 
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