Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and fat balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

"I keep ingesting megadoses of hormones that only naturally occur in the opposite sex, I've also been maimed by surgery. Is it weird that lab testing works differently for me than other people?" lmao, kyle unaware that he is a living science experiment, lab tests are validated on people who aren't experiments. Getting pneumonia is pretty fucked up at his age, unless he is a smoker.

The science is clear: cutting off your dick changes your DNA, so does wishing really hard. If you want something hard enough, it will happen. Science can do anything you want it do as long as you screech loud enough.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I imagine having an inverted penis/colon-horror-show downstairs makes diagnosing UTIs harder.
As for pneumonia, I’ve known numerous cis people who didn’t get diagnosed until they had chest x-rays.
Perhaps it’s not transphobia and just simply that medicine and diagnoses take time and care.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I swear these UTIs are cases of phantom shitdick, compensating for the loss of Mr Winky.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I can't imagine shortening the urethra that much is a good thing for UTI prevention.

 

[sperginity]

I swear these UTIs are cases of phantom shitdick, compensating for the loss of Mr Winky.

It might be actual infection, or it might just be painful urination that is caused by something else, like having a malpositioned urethra. I would imagine that shortening the urethra might result in that by itself, with various factors increasing or decreasing the level of irritation. He lost like 2/3 of his urethra length when he got SRS.

 

[horsegirl666]

Women are more likely to get UTI because of the shorter urethra. I imagine a hygiene challenged troon with artificially shortened urethra with all the actual shit bacteria living in the neovagina would be someone who gets UTIs very often.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It might be actual infection, or it might just be painful urination that is caused by something else, like having a malpositioned urethra. I would imagine that shortening the urethra might result in that by itself, with various factors increasing or decreasing the level of irritation. He lost like 2/3 of his urethra length when he got SRS.

He claims to have had scads of them prior to his, eh - transformation. My medical knowledge is extremely limited and I haven't looked this up, but I don't recall hearing of any men getting UTIs, at least ones that weren't fucking asses.

 

[Marvin]

He claims to have had scads of them prior to his, eh - transformation. My medical knowledge is extremely limited and I haven't looked this up, but I don't recall hearing of any men getting UTIs, at least ones that weren't fucking asses.

Men can get UTIs. It's just rarer than with women for mechanical reasons. Cwc gets them because he's filthy.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If Kyle’s come to this revelation now, he must be getting up there to be great big fat man.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

ULTIMATE THUNK

 

[wabbits]

I'm surprised he had time to eat since he was flying all over the country being Super Journalist and having fabulous orgasms and being in a long-term relationship after dating all those hawt lawyers when not fending off FedEx guys and baristas and out-running stalkers.

 

[Next Task]

Less often than I stop to think of how last year in the UK there were more tranny murderers than there were tranny murders, despite the constant murderdeathkill threats every troon has to live with every second of the day...

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Kyle now has neither of these things...
he's an outsider, in the cold looking in through the window at normal biology.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Kyle now has neither of these things...
he's an outsider, in the cold looking in through the window at normal biology.

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Imagine getting a stinkditch installed and having it smell worse than the most hygiene-deficient vagina and balls put together. It’s the Indian street equivalent of genitals.

 

[Trombonista]

Reductress is a satire site.

 

[thejackal]

I think Burns got his labia "fixed" today or something.

 

[Rokko]

I think Burns got his labia "fixed" today or something.

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If its not a big deal, then I guess its a brain surgery in his case.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

But he doesn't "cover congress" as a reporter, he has no credentials, no press pass, no beat, no contacts, nothing. He maybe did for a short while at that little place he ripped off the health insurance from for his now falling apart neo-vadge.

 

[wabbits]

He spelled Kyle's name wrong - journalism 101 sin - but since he called Kyle "young," I'm sure all's forgiven.

It's 40 minutes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-30-the-end-of/diverse-voices-with-kaitlin-eUCboj_0k6S/

 

[Spastic Colon]

He spelled Kyle's name wrong - journalism 101 sin - but since he called Kyle "young," I'm sure all's forgiven.
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It's 40 minutes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-30-the-end-of/diverse-voices-with-kaitlin-eUCboj_0k6S/

Only a literal boomer would call Kyle "young".