It has nothing to do with his actual speech. I doubt any of them could quote or reference a single line from it. He didn't get removed from office like their senpais tricked them into believing was actually a possibility when the whole thing was dead on arrival. That's why the salt factories are producing slightly more salt than usual.
they're too enamored with the fantasy they're living in.
Maybe he improved as a person. *Hears laughing in the distance.*
I bet they didn't know that speech mentioned one of the last surviving Tuskegee Airmen. You know, the all-black pilots who fought the Nazis!Dobson reblogs "Lol Pelosi tearing up the speech was like Christopher Plummer tearing up the nazi flag in The Sound of Music":
Um OK zoomers, what part of drumpf's SOTU speech was even remotely related to Nazism? The part where he said gas the j00s? OH wait he didn't say that.
Dobson is exactly the kind of guy who would enjoy spawn camping people but would throw a tantrum over how unfair it is and ragequit as soon as other people started doing it to him.Dobson brags about being a spawn camper.
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My favorite pastime in Splatoon 2 is spawn camping the opposing team. Not only is it fun, but it allows my teammates to ink more of the map while they’re distracted. I’m especially good at doing this...adobsonartworks.tumblr.com
Imagine your best accomplishment in life being bragging about spawn camping to kids and scrubs who play Splatoon casually. Every competitive player that is looking at this comic is laughing their asses off.Dobson brags about being a spawn camper.
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His splatoon fan art is so ugly, I find will vinton's claymation more appealing, despite claymation being my dumb childhood fear.Dobson brags about being a spawn camper.
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My favorite pastime in Splatoon 2 is spawn camping the opposing team. Not only is it fun, but it allows my teammates to ink more of the map while they’re distracted. I’m especially good at doing this...
Not only that, but any players worth their salt that have played against him before will get wise to his tactics and be ready for his shit. Like, going to get HIM while he camps the spawn, and then has no backup. Bonus points if THEY proceed to spawn-camp on HIS dead ass and nuke him over and over. It's like, bitch, saying you're good at spawn camping isn't a thing to be bragging about. People in-game will hunt your ass down for that shit. I don't have the means to play Splatoon, but if I played it, I absolutely WOULD hunt his ass down for that shit, and I'd also get the whole team to TK him if he was on my team, to teach his ass a lesson.
needs to do a comic where the blue bear dressed as an Octoling thinks "Maybe spawn camping is wrong? It sure makes people upset with me.... Maybe I shouldn't do it because it paints me as a dickhead?" *pause* "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *continues spawncamping* I guess "do unto others" never got taught him, even the readily available secular versions of the message like was on He-man)
Man, it’s almost like literal children play the game and you’re bragging about trolling them or something.Not only that, but any players worth their salt that have played against him before will get wise to his tactics and be ready for his shit. Like, going to get HIM while he camps the spawn, and then has no backup. Bonus points if THEY proceed to spawn-camp on HIS dead ass and nuke him over and over. It's like, bitch, saying you're good at spawn camping isn't a thing to be bragging about. People in-game will hunt your ass down for that shit. I don't have the means to play Splatoon, but if I played it, I absolutely WOULD hunt his ass down for that shit, and I'd also get the whole team to TK him if he was on my team, to teach his ass a lesson.
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He's also bragging he's good at avoiding getting hit, after people call him out for dick moves:
(interestingly one guy in here says the same thing as one guy up in the asspatgram, it's all over for dobson if someone drops a grenade) and dobson literally says the equivalent of it's OK when he does it:
(and bitch claims to have EMPATHY? NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T, AND THIS PROVES IT. Some
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In b4 someone sees this shit on fb tumblr OR asspatgram and organizes an entire splatoon 2 effort to nuke his ass for spawn camping, because once again the blue bear is bragging about stupid shit that normies will HATE him for. I'm surprised he thinks people would approve.
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Dobson brags about being a spawn camper.
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My favorite pastime in Splatoon 2 is spawn camping the opposing team. Not only is it fun, but it allows my teammates to ink more of the map while they’re distracted. I’m especially good at doing this...
If this keeps up. I'm taking bets now on Dobson deleting the posts in question when the heat really starts.Man, it’s almost like literal children play the game and you’re bragging about trolling them or something.
Also reminder that Dobson once cried about getting bullied by 11 year olds on Miiverse and then bragged about reporting them.
Dobson Bonus: Bragging About Blocking Kid “Trolls” on Miiverse
Since I’ve been slow on the next big update to the blog(real life shit), here’s a fun thing to enjoy: Dobson complaining about literal CHILDREN being mean to him, and then bragging about blocking and...
